Respect
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Respect is something you will never have.
Many people on the Internet demand, expect or desire respect. Someone with immense respect is clearly not a faggot and knows his away around reality. Admiration for others is uncommon on the internets, because it's infested with 13-year old boys, who are too busy yelling FUCK at fellow CoDFags.
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Whom To Respect
Some argue that you ought to respect everybody equally on the grounds that all people deserve respect. This is, of course, obvious fucking horseshit and does not stand up to even the slightest bit of serious evaluation.
Almost no one deserves your respect, and you don't deserve others'. Know why? Because you are a lonely virgin who sits down all day browsing /b/, getting an ass-rash in the process. Respect is a lot like money, in that it must be earned and not given freely to just any old schmoe who thinks he or she deserves it.
However, there are some people do deserve respect, for things such as doing something with their lives, or inventing something everyone needs.
Here are some people/things to respect:
- The Rules Of The Internet
- Honorary Ed Lolington
- The Game (Too late mofo)
- Stephen Colbert
- Niggers that you are not currently friends with
- The Akinator
- BlackBusterCritic
- The Man
M00tHELL NO- Christopher Hitchens
- Science
- Batman
- Any Jews who currently own a bank
- Pirates
- Ninjas
- Sean Connery
- God
- Bill Nye, the Science Guy
- CHIEF RUNS WITH BULL
- Chinks
Whom To Disrespect
- You
- Faggots
- Women
- Chavs
- Furries
- Bronies
- CoDFags
- Authority
- Chris-chan
- People with autism or Asperger's syndrome
- Sonicfags
- YouTube commentators
- Caiden Cowger
- Everyone who uses 'Your' instead of 'You're' on a regular basis when commenting on JewTube (I-mean, No the other one
- YouLoveMolly
- Stupid teenage faggots and attention whores who use shitty Instagram and Mac Photobooth filters/effects on their Facebook images
- Any stupid shit who posts comments saying stuff like "omg bullying is a probelm!!1" on Amanda Todd videos.
- Younger kikes who haven't yet taken over their parent's monies
- Internet Tough Guys
- Pornstars
- Camwhores
- Anybody who has ever appeared on That Guy With The Glasses.com
- Your mom
- Yolofags
- Old people - Once upon a time, people were taught to respect their elders because they fought for our freedoms against the evil Hitl0rz, living hard lives and experiencing hardship so that we wouldn't have to. However, nowadays, most of those old people are dead and all the old people around today are their children, who never had to fight in a war or anything like that and have, by and large, lived fairly easy, charmed lives. So, y'know, fuck 'em.
- Polandball cuz he cant into space lol
- Every user on the YouTubes
- /d/ lurkers
- Biblethumpers
- Arabs
- Persians
- Any white people you may happen to know
- Macfags
- Muslims
- Teens who post Rage comics on FaceBook
- Mormons
- Street Bums
- Justin Bieber (and her fans)
- Wapanese ppl
- Japs
- Whores in general
- Fat people
- 4channers
- Vegans
- Aspies
- Poor people
- People on Oh Internet
- Uncyclopedians
- Shitposters
- Wikipedos
- Wiggers who tryhard gangsta rap
- People who Gangnam Style
- Wiggers
- Britfags
- Americunts
- Black Jesus
- Jewtube White Knights
- Gingers (including Coppercab)
- 9gagfags
- Narutards
- Any vandal on ED
- Any shitty band
- Fanfiction writers
- Tartlets
- Any LiveJournal user
- Hippies
Basement DwellersLOL like they even exist- 13 year old boys
- 16 year old girls
- Any fat bitch you see
- Blind people
- Pedophiles
- On ERB videos, people who post ideas like "Ash vs. Oak" and "Eminem vs. Dr. Dre", and have-the Gaul to say it's "A good idea" or "THIS HAS TO HAPPENNNNN!!!1one
- Anyone who still-uses post-2010 Roblox
- Anyone who still-uses post-2007 Club Penguin
- W
- Directioners
- Video Gamers
- Card gamers
- World of Warcraft players
- Redditors
- tumblr bloggers
- Those dying alone
See Also
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