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[[Image:Viva open source.jpg|thumb|right|250px|The official Microsoft salute.]]
[[Image:Viva open source.jpg|thumb|right|250px|The official Microsoft salute.]]
 
[[Image:Ceos_gone_wild_by_rware-d3af4f1.jpg|thumb|right|Steve "Sweaty Balls" Ballmer, CEO of Microshaft]]
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'''Microsoft''' can refer to:
'''Microsoft''' can refer to:
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<sup> It should be noted that Microsoft is a fair adjective for [[you|your]] [[penis]].</sup>
<sup> It should be noted that Microsoft is a fair adjective for [[My Tiny Dick|your penis]].</sup>


*[[Satan]]
*[[Satan]]
*[[Linus Torvalds]]
*[[Bill Gates]], the founding [[geek]] of Microsoft.
*[[Bill Gates]], the founding [[geek]] of Microsoft.
*[[Windows]], a [[crappy]] <s>computer</s> operating system built by Microsoft.
*[[Steve Ballmer]], Bill's butt buddy in action.
*[[Zune]], Bill Gates' crappy attempt to recreate the [[iPod]].
*[[Windows]], a [[crappy]] and [[Plagiarism|plagiarized]] operating system built by Microsoft.
*[[Bing]], the [[shitty]] clone of [[Google]] created by Microsoft.
** [[Microsoft Office]] - a just as shitty word processor by the same.
 
*[[Microsoft Surface|Surface]], Mircosoft's attempt to build a tablet computer that kicks the shit out of Apple.
*[[Zune]], Bill Gates' [[shitty]] clone of the [[iPod]].
*[[Bing]], Bill Gates' [[shitty]] clone of [[Google]].
*[[Xbox]], [[Xbox 360]], [[Xbox One]], and [[Xbox Series X]] Bill Gates' underpowered PCs for those who aren't fortunate enough to spend 5 grand a month for a graphics card.
*[[343 Industries]], Microsoft's development studio for terrible Halo games.
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Latest revision as of 20:27, 31 July 2021

The official Microsoft salute.
Steve "Sweaty Balls" Ballmer, CEO of Microshaft

Microsoft can refer to:


It should be noted that Microsoft is a fair adjective for your penis.

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