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[[Image:Viva open source.jpg|thumb|right|250px|The official Microsoft salute.]] | [[Image:Viva open source.jpg|thumb|right|250px|The official Microsoft salute.]] | ||
[[Image:Ceos_gone_wild_by_rware-d3af4f1.jpg|thumb|right|Steve "Sweaty Balls" Ballmer, CEO of Microshaft]] | [[Image:Ceos_gone_wild_by_rware-d3af4f1.jpg|thumb|right|Steve "Sweaty Balls" Ballmer, CEO of Microshaft]] | ||
[[File:Microsoft team 1978.jpg|thumb]] | |||
'''Microsoft''' can refer to: | '''Microsoft''' can refer to: | ||
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*[[Satan]] | *[[Satan]] | ||
*[[Linus Torvalds]] | |||
*[[Bill Gates]], the founding [[geek]] of Microsoft. | *[[Bill Gates]], the founding [[geek]] of Microsoft. | ||
*[[Steve Ballmer]], Bill's butt buddy in action. | *[[Steve Ballmer]], Bill's butt buddy in action. | ||
*[[Windows]], a [[crappy]] and [[Plagiarism|plagiarized]] operating system built by Microsoft. | *[[Windows]], a [[crappy]] and [[Plagiarism|plagiarized]] operating system built by Microsoft. | ||
** [[Microsoft Office]] - a just as shitty word processor by the same. | ** [[Microsoft Office]] - a just as shitty word processor by the same. | ||
*[[Microsoft Surface|Surface]], Mircosoft's attempt to build a tablet computer that kicks the shit out of Apple. | |||
*[[Zune]], Bill Gates' [[shitty]] clone of the [[iPod]]. | *[[Zune]], Bill Gates' [[shitty]] clone of the [[iPod]]. | ||
*[[Bing]], Bill Gates' [[shitty]] clone of [[Google]]. | *[[Bing]], Bill Gates' [[shitty]] clone of [[Google]]. | ||
*[[Xbox]], [[Xbox 360]] | *[[Xbox]], [[Xbox 360]], [[Xbox One]], and [[Xbox Series X]] Bill Gates' underpowered PCs for those who aren't fortunate enough to spend 5 grand a month for a graphics card. | ||
*[[343 Industries]], Microsoft's development studio for terrible Halo games. | |||
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{{Business}} | {{Business}} | ||
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{{Disambig}} | {{Disambig}} | ||
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[[Category:Softwarez]] | [[Category:Softwarez]] | ||
Latest revision as of 20:27, 31 July 2021
Microsoft can refer to:
It should be noted that Microsoft is a fair adjective for your penis.
- Satan
- Linus Torvalds
- Bill Gates, the founding geek of Microsoft.
- Steve Ballmer, Bill's butt buddy in action.
- Windows, a crappy and plagiarized operating system built by Microsoft.
- Microsoft Office - a just as shitty word processor by the same.
- Surface, Mircosoft's attempt to build a tablet computer that kicks the shit out of Apple.
- Zune, Bill Gates' shitty clone of the iPod.
- Bing, Bill Gates' shitty clone of Google.
- Xbox, Xbox 360, Xbox One, and Xbox Series X Bill Gates' underpowered PCs for those who aren't fortunate enough to spend 5 grand a month for a graphics card.
- 343 Industries, Microsoft's development studio for terrible Halo games.
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Microsoft is part of a series on Visit the Softwarez Portal for complete coverage. |