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Valves monopoly of digital pc gaming sales "steam" was working to expand on their community side of steam, which back in 2009 was complete garbage and not even considered and alternative to xfire. Although valves shitty esport games would win it community exclusivity, some retards were unironically using it in 2010 because they didn't know about competing platforms. Among these retards we're lonely, socially retarded and underb& /v/irgins looking for their first friends on /v/. Although there were only several users actually lulz worthy, 5 years of cancerous shitposting across all users have earned SFT infamy across the chans.
[[File:Sft.png|200px|thumb|The banner of sft]]
[[File:Baxel.jpg|200px|thumb|Average SFT contributor]]


==The golden age:first /v/ threads==
[[Valve]]'s monopoly of digital PC gaming sales, [[Steam]], was working to expand on their community, which back in [[2009]] was complete garbage and not even considered a feasible alternative to [[xfire]]. Although Valves' shitty e-sport games would eventually win it some community exclusivity, some retards were unironically using it in [[2010]] because they didn't know about competing platforms. Among these retards were lonely, socially retarded and underage /v/irgins looking to make their first friends. Most of the lulz is spread out among many users over five years, but the revenant of the threads looms over steam using communities on /vg/ as a warning.
This is the only period that steam friend threads existed without scrutiny, and everybody was posting in them. The only person anybody remembers from this period was bro octopus, the dark lord of sft and the most autistic user the threads had ever seen, but we'll get into that in detail. Eventually gay relationship drama was happening in these threads and the "no gay shit" slogan was coined for the threads, and their instant banning followed shortly.


==The early /vg/ period==
==A spiteful existence==
Although the OPs of SFT where evading bans and you could get in quick 100-200 post threads in on /vg/, people where still posting. This is where the first community formed. Some users from this age are the most classic cases of inane drama, including baxels and setotos relationship
SFT started on 4chan's [[v/|/v/]] and quickly became associated with underageB& attempting distance relationships with each other and whining about them in the threads. It became so rampant that the threads were purged from /v/, they then migrated to /vg/ where they saw an equal fate, then to [[8chan]] /v/ and finally 8/cuteboys/. Fortunately the threads are now dead.


==Late /vg/ period: the warring states==
==Quarantine list==
The threads autism peaked when a user scrapped together their salt and tears and pooped out the SFT quarantine list, spamming it in the threads. For several weeks there was nothing but displeased howling and similar noises in the chatrooms and threads.
[[File:Sftqlist.png]]


==8chan SSFT and cuteboys==


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Latest revision as of 22:05, 6 November 2021

The banner of sft
Average SFT contributor

Valve's monopoly of digital PC gaming sales, Steam, was working to expand on their community, which back in 2009 was complete garbage and not even considered a feasible alternative to xfire. Although Valves' shitty e-sport games would eventually win it some community exclusivity, some retards were unironically using it in 2010 because they didn't know about competing platforms. Among these retards were lonely, socially retarded and underage /v/irgins looking to make their first friends. Most of the lulz is spread out among many users over five years, but the revenant of the threads looms over steam using communities on /vg/ as a warning.

A spiteful existence

SFT started on 4chan's /v/ and quickly became associated with underageB& attempting distance relationships with each other and whining about them in the threads. It became so rampant that the threads were purged from /v/, they then migrated to /vg/ where they saw an equal fate, then to 8chan /v/ and finally 8/cuteboys/. Fortunately the threads are now dead.

Quarantine list

The threads autism peaked when a user scrapped together their salt and tears and pooped out the SFT quarantine list, spamming it in the threads. For several weeks there was nothing but displeased howling and similar noises in the chatrooms and threads.


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