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'''[[ED]] is slow''' (not to be confused with [[Special Ed| | '''[[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] is slow''' (not to be confused with [[Special Ed|"Ed is slow"]]) is a naturally occurring phenomenon related to the [[fail|inadequacy]] of current [[Internets]] technology vis-a-vis the inability to transmit [[X-box|vast quantities]] of [[lulz]] at high speeds to the masses. | ||
==Usage== | ==Usage== | ||
*'''Prima:''' "ED is slow. Is it getting [[DDoS]]'d?" | |||
*'''Secunda:''' "ED is always slow." | |||
==How does ED [[Blowjob|go down]]?== | ==How does ED [[Blowjob|go down]]?== | ||
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However, that is not the real cause. From a purely technical standpoint, ED [[Chris-chan|goes down salty]]. | However, that is not the real cause. From a purely technical standpoint, ED [[Chris-chan|goes down salty]]. | ||
Who to blame? There is no one to "blame", Binky you Faggy Hamster. ED runs on that legendary pile of tossed salad PHP (short for "poopy code") called Media Wiki, the same crapware that [[TOW]] uses. You could probably blame TOW inner whores [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Magnus_Manske Magnus Manske] and [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Brion_VIBBER Brian Vibber] who wrote most of the fartery, but of course nothing will be done because they are [[an hero]]. | |||
{{clear}} | {{clear}} | ||
== Quote == | == Quote == | ||
{{quote|1=In closing I'll note that sometimes Encyclopedia Dramatica seems to me to go offline for long stretches. Is it a fly-by-the-seat-of-its-pants operation, where some dudes maintain the database on their personal hard-drives, getting bounced from one ISP to the next, and looking to get it back up?|2= | {{quote|1=In closing I'll note that sometimes Encyclopedia Dramatica seems to me to go offline for long stretches. Is it a fly-by-the-seat-of-its-pants operation, where some dudes maintain the database on their personal hard-drives, getting bounced from one ISP to the next, and looking to get it back up?|2={{archive|VehwJ|Triptych}}}} | ||
==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
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File:Blank sidebar.png|Blank sidebars are signs of ED's slowness... | File:Blank sidebar.png|Blank sidebars are signs of ED's slowness... | ||
Image:CrackRabbit's triple post.jpg|As well as double and triple posts | Image:CrackRabbit's triple post.jpg|As well as double and triple posts | ||
File:Error-500-servers-are-downs.jpg|ED goes downs. | File:Error-500-servers-are-downs.jpg|ED goes downs.[http://archive.is/XiNd0] | ||
image:ED down.jpg|ED [[Almost raped|almost dies]]. Too bad it didn't. | image:ED down.jpg|ED [[Almost raped|almost dies]]. Too bad it didn't. | ||
</gallery></center> | </gallery></center> | ||
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==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
*[https://encyclopediadramatica. | *[https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/_bkdr.php Take down ED!] | ||
[[Category:In Jokes]] | [[Category:In Jokes]] | ||
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{{takedown}} | {{takedown}} | ||
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{{timeline|Featured article September 17 & 18, [[2016]]|[[Pepe]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Hillary Clinton]]}} | |||
{{Timeline|Article of the Now November 4 & 5, [[2021]]|[[No Nut November]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Graykat]]}} | |||
Latest revision as of 01:32, 13 November 2021
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This article is not crap. You can help by not doing anything.
ED is slow (not to be confused with "Ed is slow") is a naturally occurring phenomenon related to the inadequacy of current Internets technology vis-a-vis the inability to transmit vast quantities of lulz at high speeds to the masses.
Usage
- Prima: "ED is slow. Is it getting DDoS'd?"
- Secunda: "ED is always slow."
How does ED go down?
It is frequently assumed that ED is under a DDoS attack when these are going around, however it is frequently assumed wrong, because ED is immune to DDoS attacks and is immune to ping and tracert.
Other times you get an error like Guru Meditation or an error like the one below.
Warning: require_once(extensions/youtube.php) [function.require-once]: failed to open stream: No such file or directory in /var/www/ed/wiki/LocalSettings.php on line 243
Fatal error: require_once() [function.require]: Failed opening required 'extensions/youtube.php' (include_path='/var/www/ed/wiki:/var/www/ed/wiki/includes:/var/www/ed/wiki/languages:.:/usr/share/php:/usr/share/pear') in /var/www/ed/wiki/LocalSettings.php on line 243
However, that is not the real cause. From a purely technical standpoint, ED goes down salty.
Who to blame? There is no one to "blame", Binky you Faggy Hamster. ED runs on that legendary pile of tossed salad PHP (short for "poopy code") called Media Wiki, the same crapware that TOW uses. You could probably blame TOW inner whores Magnus Manske and Brian Vibber who wrote most of the fartery, but of course nothing will be done because they are an hero.
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How you can tell when ED is slow. -
Blank sidebars are signs of ED's slowness... -
As well as double and triple posts -
![ED goes downs.[1]](/images/thumb/f/f7/Error-500-servers-are-downs.jpg/79px-Error-500-servers-are-downs.jpg)
ED goes downs.[1] -
ED almost dies. Too bad it didn't.
![ED goes downs.[1]](/File:Error-500-servers-are-downs.jpg)
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