PokeShipping

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PokeShipping, or PokéShipping for those weeaboos who actually care about pointless accents, is the epitimy of the Pokémon fandom, and if you don't know what that is, you'd be better off reading this.

The PokeShipping Collective is made up of at least 100 everyday weeaboo furfag low-lifes that act like shipping is srs bsns. Many ausfalian fucktards such as Archaic are self-proclaimed "PokeShippers", and much of the more important components of their mass are integrated into his own evil empire of a staff system. You should read this blog for ramblings of the few good apples that got filtered out.

With the recent removal of Brock from Pokémon's shitfest of an anime, many PokeShippers are using him to slip that slut Misty through the asshole of Nintendo's weekly schedule. As heroic as they think they are, nobody, including them, realizes that Nintendo doesn't really give a shit about their selfish and bastardy opinions of how they would run the show, as they're, if examined IRL, akin to the intestines of a horse, and everybody certainly wouldn't mind seeing them get turned into glue, preferrably into an Elmer's glue bottle for extra corporate lulz.

They think North Korean chicks are HAWT BALLS

A PokeShippers reading this have already invaded this article and got reverted the fuck out of. Asshats.

MOAR VOETZ 4 ASH AEND MISTY!!!!!11

Another habitual trait of many PokeShippers is bot creation to flood polls in forums, as depicted in the image to the right. This depiction of false superiority is common in crackheads, Jesusfuckers, and the occasional Internet Tough Guy. It is plainly obvious that due to the nature of these aggressive beasts that they prefer beating the shit out of the opponent into thinking that they're better, as brute force is impossible on teh internets. Of course, anyone who has an individuality should be able to circumvent their bullshit. After all, we all know the good guys win.

ZOMG POKIESHIPPERZ MADE A SITE 4 HATING OTHER SHIPZ!?!?!??!!?!1/11//1[7]

Now edited to reflect Truth. Corrections follow strikethroughed text and are in bold for your convenience.

Here we'll be posting all the pictures, informations or beliefs about AdvanceShipping that turned out to be fake WERE FAKE ALL ALONG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA, yet there is still someone who thinks they're true and from some mysterious banned episode, deleted scene and so on.

And we're not doing this because we are diehard PokeShippers that only want to hide evidence and pretend that their shipping is still alive and canon, but because there are NO such episodes we feel the need to tell EVERYBODY that we're right and have been doing so before teh pesky AdvaenceShipperz. I found photoshopped some similar identical copies of pictures and informations about PokeShipping, but I'm the first loudest of thousands who goes around saying what they really are: fakes. Like the AdvanceShippy ones. We all wish something like that happened, cause then we could say that Pokemon is not a kids-only anime and there's a true hope to see some shipping Pokieshipping becoming true in the future. But the truth is simple: Pokemon is for kids 30-year-old neckbeards with nothing better to do in their life. Love, like any other slightly adult theme, is almost never shown a delusion in the minds of psychotic fans who haven't seen an episode since 2001.

Now the pictures. BALEETED FOR FAKENESS.

PokeShipping's Hall of Trophies

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  A prime example of how peace-loving they are.[1]
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  This shows how self-important they are[2]
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  They control more than you think.[3]
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  An example of PokeShippers' verbal molestation.[4]
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  They have a taste for both pedophilia and bestiality.[5]
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  Even moar bullshit spewed from the asses of these moronic abominations.[6]
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  PokeShipping's iron flamethrower of death.

PokeShipping is part of a series on Pokémon [Gotta catch ’em all!Who’s that Pokémon?]
A FUCKING POKEMON Abra	Aggron Aggron	Alakazam Alakazam	Bidoof Bidoof	Blastoise Blastoise
Braixen Braixen	Charizard Charizard	Cloyster Cloyster	Ditto Ditto	Empoleon Empoleon
Empoleon Espeon	Garchomp Garchomp	Gardevoir Gardevoir	Hypno Hypno	Jynx Jynx
Jigglypuff Jigglypuff	Kadabra Kadabra	It's a Kirby, retard Kirby	Koffing Koffing	Lanturn Lanturn
Cunnilingus Lickitung	Lopunny Lopunny	Lucario Lucario	Lugia Lugia	Metapod Metapod
Mewtwo Mewtwo	Mistystuffer Misty	Mudkip Mudkip	Twitch Plays Pokemon Omanyte	Pikaman Pikaman
Pokemon Go Pokémon Go	Swirlface Poliwhirl	Porygon Porygon	Primeape Primeape	Probopass Probopass
JustinRPG Reshiram	Riolu Riolu	FUCK_YEAH_SEAKING Seaking	Shaymin Shaymin	Shiny Pidgey Shiny Pidgey
Slowpoke Slowpoke	Smugleaf Smugleaf	Snorlax Snorlax	Snover Snover	Squirtle Squirtle
Suicune Suicune	Vileplume Vileplume	Xatu Xatu	Zoroark Zoroark