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[[File:Mple.jpg|right|Hulk Hogan]]
'''Hulk [[Hogan]]''' (''Real name'': '''[[Powerword|Terrence Gene Bollea]]''') is an ancient [[blonde]] pro-wrestler known for his times in the  WWF during the 1980's. During the 90's he [[wikipedia:Suburban_Commando|shot some]] [[wikipedia:Mr. Nanny|shitty movies]] and went to WCW, which tanked (for lulz have a look at [http://www.scribd.com/doc/287131780/1998-Hulk-Hogan-contract-with-WCW his 1998 WCW contract]) so he returned to [[WWE]]. He then went to [[Professional Wrestling|TNA]] to get his ass kicked by [[Joker|Sting]], they later became [[No homo|friends]] and Hulk was elevated to the position of TNA's 'General Manager'.
 
Wonder how Hulkster got so big? Easy, it wasn't the penis exercises, he was a management shill from the start.
{{quote|"Nothing is more real — and more obscured by the smoke and mirrors of the mat — than a simple fact: the billion dollar spectacle of pro wrestling relies entirely on the ruthless economic, mental, and physical exploitation of its performers. In that world, of lingering physical ailments, screwjob employment contracts, and chugalug drug abuse, Hulk Hogan is a millionaire named Terry Bollea, a favorite of WWF management, poached from a Minneapolis wrestling promotion and transformed into the star of “Hulkamania.” In that world, in 1986, Bollea ratted out his fellow wrestlers to crush a nascent unionization drive ahead of Wrestlemania II. In that world, wrestlers are exploited and injured and thrown away — their final contribution to the world, a mortality rate on par with day one of Antietam."|--http://www.jacobinmag.com/2014/08/money-in-the-bank/}}
 
==Brooke & Lotion==
Hogan made the news with some controversy in the mid 2000s due to a leaked photo of him [[Awwright|applying suntan-lotion to his daughter's]] back.
 
<br>
<center><gallery>
File:HoganBrookeBicep.jpg|[[Daddy|Hogan]]...
File:HoganBrookeThumb.jpg|[[Fucks|knows]]...
File:HoganBrookeLotion.jpg|[[Wincest|best]]!
</gallery></center>
 
 
==SexTape{{tm}}==
 
<br>
<center><gallery>
File:HHthermos.jpg|[[Blowjob|Take a sip]]...
File:BubbaTheLoveSponge.jpg|[[Bubba]]
File:HeatherClem.jpg|[[Skank|Heather]]
</gallery></center>
 
<br>
Recently brought into the spotlight for the release of his sex-tape with his friend Bubba the Love Sponge's ex-wife, Heather Clem. She revealed that his member is the size of a thermos.
 
He also revealed that his son Nick's current girlfriend's twin sister started hitting on him once she found out that his divorce with Linda Hogan was being finalized.
 
We also hear Hulk's daughter Brooke (she now works as the GM of the Knockouts division at TNA) Hogan's music playing on Hulk's phone. It's his ring tone.
 
===Quotes===
 
<center>{{morphquote|Hulkster|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|You guys do your thing, I'll be in the office if you need me.|Bubba
|We just fucked earlier today.|Heather Clem
|Who? You and Bubba? You got a rubber? I want you to climb on top of me.|Hulkster
|I want to make you cum. Your dick feels so good inside me.|Heather
|Mmmk... The rubber almost came off|Hulk
|It did what it was supposed to.|Heather
|Oh my god, can't believe I have to drive back home. Fuuuuck. I feel like a pig. Be cool!|Hulk
}}</center>
 
===LOLSUITS!===
:''See also: [[Gawker Dies 2015]] and [[Hulk Hogan's Sex Tape Scandal]]''
On the 15th of October 2012 Hogan's [[butthurt|rage]] reached boiling-point resulting in the unleashing of his legal-team who filed two claims; one against Heather Clem and former best-buddy Bubba and a second against the [[Shit|popular]] ''Gawker'' website. The suit against ''[[Gawker]]'', filed in Tampa federal court, seeks a one-hundred million dollar settlement on the grounds that Hogan was filmed without his knowledge and that their hosting excerpts from the tape "''constitutes a shameful and outrageous invasion of plaintiff's right of privacy by a group of loathsome defendants who have no regard for human dignity and care only about maximizing their revenues and profits at the expense of all others''". To the surprise of nobody at all, Hulk [http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/thr-esq/hulk-hogan-gets-115m-verdict-876768 was awarded] {{archive|whs8H}} $115 million in damages on March 18, 2016, thus pwning the SJW garbage site known as Gawker.
 
<center>{{morphquote|Hoganz|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|He's having sex with another man's wife in another man's home, I'm not sure it's reasonable to say he has an [[Unrealistic expectations|expectation of privacy]] under the circumstances.|Cameron Stracher, a [[Jew|lawyer]] for Gawker
|Bubba is a victim; Heather is a [[Slut|victim]], Bubba [[Lie|does not know who released this tape]].|Stephen Diaco, a [[Jew|lawyer]] for Bubba
|If we ever did want to retire, all we'd have to do is use this footage.|Bubba, returning to the room ''postcoitus''
}}</center>
 
==Gallery, brother!==
 
{{cg|HULKAMANIA!|HILKHIGAN|center|<gallery>
File:HoganWTC.jpg|HULKAMANIA JUST RAN WILD ON [[9/11]], BROTHER!
File:Hulk owning bridge.jpg|[[ZOMG|LEGDROP!]]
File:Hulk hogan bridge.gif|[[Minneapolis Bridge Collapse|WATCHOO GONNA<br>DO, BROTHER?!]]
File:Desumilk ditto Hulk Hogan Pokemon stopit.png|[[Paheal|NO EXCEPTIONS!]]
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:MichaelsOversell.gif|[[Acting|DAS BOOT!]]
File:Hogan Peace.jpg|[[Middle East|Peacefag]]
File:Partyhard.gif|[[Party Hard]]
File:Hulkmongler.jpg|[[Cockmongler|Hulkmongler]]
File:Qaaa.jpg
File:Hulk Hogan American History X.jpg
File:Hulklmao.jpg
File:Hulk Hogan If You See This.jpg
File:Hulk Hogan Brother.jpg|[[LOLWUT]]?
File:Hulkhoganholidays.jpg
</gallery>}}
 
== Career highlight ==
 
<center><youtube>sYmIULgIOB8</youtube></center>
 
==See also==
[[File:Hulkster.gif|thumb|''"Suck it brother!"'']]
*[[Nick Hogan]]
*[[The Incredible Hulk]]
*[[Gawker Media]]
 
==External Links==
*{{archive|m6uHI|Gawker: Even for a Minute, Watching Hulk Hogan Have Sex in a Canopy Bed is Not Safe For Work but Watch it Anyway}} <small>(OCT 4, 2012 2:15 PM)</small>
*[http://www.oldgamz.com/?p=4043 Play ''Suburban Commando'' online.]
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hulk_Hogan His TOW article is complete bullshit] because Wikipedia is full of insane addicted wrestling fans. An editor called AmericanDad86 kept trying to [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Hulk_Hogan&diff=673953653&oldid=673953165 insert] some of Hulk's documented racist rantings in 2015, and was blocked forever.
 
[[File:NES Wrestling.gif|center|Hogan & Friends]]
 
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Latest revision as of 14:30, 6 February 2022

Hulk Hogan
Hulk Hogan

Hulk Hogan (Real name: Terrence Gene Bollea) is an ancient blonde pro-wrestler known for his times in the WWF during the 1980's. During the 90's he shot some shitty movies and went to WCW, which tanked (for lulz have a look at his 1998 WCW contract) so he returned to WWE. He then went to TNA to get his ass kicked by Sting, they later became friends and Hulk was elevated to the position of TNA's 'General Manager'.

Wonder how Hulkster got so big? Easy, it wasn't the penis exercises, he was a management shill from the start.

   
“ 		 
"Nothing is more real — and more obscured by the smoke and mirrors of the mat — than a simple fact: the billion dollar spectacle of pro wrestling relies entirely on the ruthless economic, mental, and physical exploitation of its performers. In that world, of lingering physical ailments, screwjob employment contracts, and chugalug drug abuse, Hulk Hogan is a millionaire named Terry Bollea, a favorite of WWF management, poached from a Minneapolis wrestling promotion and transformed into the star of “Hulkamania.” In that world, in 1986, Bollea ratted out his fellow wrestlers to crush a nascent unionization drive ahead of Wrestlemania II. In that world, wrestlers are exploited and injured and thrown away — their final contribution to the world, a mortality rate on par with day one of Antietam."
  		„
  		 

—--http://www.jacobinmag.com/2014/08/money-in-the-bank/

Brooke & Lotion

Hogan made the news with some controversy in the mid 2000s due to a leaked photo of him applying suntan-lotion to his daughter's back.



SexTape™



Recently brought into the spotlight for the release of his sex-tape with his friend Bubba the Love Sponge's ex-wife, Heather Clem. She revealed that his member is the size of a thermos.

He also revealed that his son Nick's current girlfriend's twin sister started hitting on him once she found out that his divorce with Linda Hogan was being finalized.

We also hear Hulk's daughter Brooke (she now works as the GM of the Knockouts division at TNA) Hogan's music playing on Hulk's phone. It's his ring tone.

Quotes

   
“ 		 
You guys do your thing, I'll be in the office if you need me.
  		„
  		 

—Bubba

   
“ 		 
We just fucked earlier today.
  		„
  		 

—Heather Clem

   
“ 		 
Who? You and Bubba? You got a rubber? I want you to climb on top of me.
  		„
  		 

—Hulkster

   
“ 		 
I want to make you cum. Your dick feels so good inside me.
  		„
  		 

—Heather

   
“ 		 
Mmmk... The rubber almost came off
  		„
  		 

—Hulk

   
“ 		 
It did what it was supposed to.
  		„
  		 

—Heather

   
“ 		 
Oh my god, can't believe I have to drive back home. Fuuuuck. I feel like a pig. Be cool!
  		„
  		 

—Hulk

Previous Quote | Next Quote

LOLSUITS!

See also: Gawker Dies 2015 and Hulk Hogan's Sex Tape Scandal

On the 15th of October 2012 Hogan's rage reached boiling-point resulting in the unleashing of his legal-team who filed two claims; one against Heather Clem and former best-buddy Bubba and a second against the popular Gawker website. The suit against Gawker, filed in Tampa federal court, seeks a one-hundred million dollar settlement on the grounds that Hogan was filmed without his knowledge and that their hosting excerpts from the tape "constitutes a shameful and outrageous invasion of plaintiff's right of privacy by a group of loathsome defendants who have no regard for human dignity and care only about maximizing their revenues and profits at the expense of all others". To the surprise of nobody at all, Hulk was awarded (archive) $115 million in damages on March 18, 2016, thus pwning the SJW garbage site known as Gawker.

   
“ 		 
He's having sex with another man's wife in another man's home, I'm not sure it's reasonable to say he has an expectation of privacy under the circumstances.
  		„
  		 

—Cameron Stracher, a lawyer for Gawker

   
“ 		 
Bubba is a victim; Heather is a victim, Bubba does not know who released this tape.
  		„
  		 

—Stephen Diaco, a lawyer for Bubba

   
“ 		 
If we ever did want to retire, all we'd have to do is use this footage.
  		„
  		 

—Bubba, returning to the room postcoitus

Previous Quote | Next Quote

Gallery, brother!

Career highlight

See also

"Suck it brother!"

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