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[[ | [[File:dffas.jpg|thumb|200px|[[Chris Brown|A classic case of Troll's Remorse]].]] | ||
[[File:Sorry hitler.jpg|thumb|200px|"Is it can be hugs tiem now plees?"]] | |||
[[Image:SteveIrwin.jpg|thumb|200px|This image is known to cause troll's remorse when spamming [[Steve Irwin]] images.]] | [[Image:SteveIrwin.jpg|thumb|200px|This image is known to cause troll's remorse when spamming [[Steve Irwin]] images.]] | ||
[[Image:Remorze.jpg|thumb|An angel feeling sad because you are not remorseful. But not that sad — she's not crying blood.]] | [[Image:Remorze.jpg|thumb|An angel feeling sad because you are not remorseful. But not that sad — she's not crying blood.]] | ||
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* [[Cut]] the remorse away. | * [[Cut]] the remorse away. | ||
* View the [[Offended]] page until you feel cleansed. | * View the [[Offended]] page until you feel cleansed. | ||
* Focus on the fact that your victim [[asking for it|brought it on themselves]] by caring about something on the [[internets]], and is probably a [[furfag]]. | * Focus on the fact that your victim [[asking for it|brought it on themselves]] by caring about something on the [[internets]], and is probably a [[furfag]] and/or an [[emo]]. | ||
* Moar [[troll]]ing. | * [[Moar]] [[troll]]ing. | ||
* Get a [[Sockpuppet|new account]]: no one has to know it was you. | * Get a [[Sockpuppet|new account]]: no one has to know it was you. | ||
* Tell their family it was a good thing they | * Tell their family it was a good thing they committed [[suicide]] because they would have died of [[AIDS]] anyhow. | ||
* Post on [[9gag|your favorite imageboard]] detailing the trolling, as well as any lulz generated. Praise soothes the conscience. | * Post on [[9gag|your favorite imageboard]] detailing the trolling, as well as any lulz generated. Praise soothes the conscience. | ||
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==See | ==See also== | ||
*[[Oh god what have I done]] | *[[Oh god what have I done]] | ||
*[[OhInternet]] | *[[OhInternet]] | ||
*[[Moralfag]] | *[[Moralfag]] | ||
*[[Sorry]] | *[[Sorry]] | ||
{{goodguys}} | {{goodguys}} | ||
{{trolls}} | {{trolls}} | ||
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Latest revision as of 18:54, 8 April 2022
- "Remorse" redirects here. For the Advice Dog variant, see Remorse Dog
You know that sinking feeling in your stomach when you made someone cry on the Internet for the first time? Do you experience guilt and other emo fgt emotions after an epic troll?
This is the medical condition known as Troll's Remorse.
You may also experience Troll's Remorse when you are caught by LJ Abuse and lose your paid account. Other cases, though not frequent, occur when something epic happens to someone who doesn't deserve it. As stated, this rarely happens because everyone fucking deserves it.
Common Mistakes
- If you are feeling Troll's Remorse, do not, under any circumstances, apologize.
- If you begin to feel Troll's Remorse set in, do not tell anyone, or else you will instantly be branded a pussy and lose your hard-earned internet cred.
- Make sure you close yourself off from the outside world and pretend you're a villain and not just some fat pussy.
Treatment
- Saying "I did it for the lulz" three times instantly clears all guilt.
- Cut the remorse away.
- View the Offended page until you feel cleansed.
- Focus on the fact that your victim brought it on themselves by caring about something on the internets, and is probably a furfag and/or an emo.
- Moar trolling.
- Get a new account: no one has to know it was you.
- Tell their family it was a good thing they committed suicide because they would have died of AIDS anyhow.
- Post on your favorite imageboard detailing the trolling, as well as any lulz generated. Praise soothes the conscience.
Triggers
Some common TR triggers include:
- My mom just died.
- I have AIDS (or other terminal illness). In this case, switch immediately to POOL'S CLOSED routines.
- But, I am in a wheelchair. (Weak troll.)
- Raid Backfire.
- Noone likes me! (Note: This trigger officially certifies you as a faggot.)
- Niggers are people too!(If you are a candy-ass faggot troll)
- Getting sent to jail for haxing.
- Failbook troll.
Vids
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See also
| Troll's Remorse is part of a series on Internet Humanitarianism [Click to Expand] ♘
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