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[[Image:Kaz boy107.jpg|thumb|right|Shit Fetishist, much?]]
[[Image:Kaz boy107.jpg|thumb|right|Shit Fetishist, much?]]


Kazakai, real name Ayla Chisler, is a 18 year old DeviantART, [[MySpace]] and [[Livejournal]] whore.
Kazakai, now known as Joji Victor Grey, real name Ayla Chisler, is a 20-something-year-old DeviantARTlet, and a previous [[MySpace]] and [[Livejournal]] whore.


Kazakai, extremely [[butthurt]] by the fact that her Aunt had to adopt her because her real mother can't keep her legs shut (and, in fact, has put up at least two other children for adoption), claims to be half [[Azn]]. She is also a self-proclaimed [[transsexual]] that is NOT on testosterone or had any [[Bukkake|treatment]] whatsoever. She is also a [[Nice try|self-proclaimed J-Rock superstar]] and sometimes claims to live in Tokyo when in fact she resides in Bumfuck, [[Ohio]].
Kazakai, extremely [[butthurt]] by the fact that her Aunt had to adopt her because her real mother can't keep her legs shut (and, in fact, has put up at least two other children for adoption), claims to be half [[Azn]]. She is also a self-proclaimed [[transsexual]] that is NOT on testosterone or had any [[Bukkake|treatment]] whatsoever. She is also a [[Nice try|self-proclaimed J-Rock superstar]] and sometimes claims to live in Tokyo when in fact she resides in Bumfuck, [[Ohio]].


She's currently wandering the Columbus area looking for a place to live since her [[pimp]], her [[Whore|parents]], and most of her [[friends]] are tired of dealing with her. Despite being [[Jailbait|almost 18]], she still hasn't made it past the [[retard|9th grade]] and doesn't have a driver's license or even know how to drive. [[BAWW|Bawww]].
She's still unemployed and lives with her parents, nor does she seem to have the ability to drive.
Contents


==Dorries==
==Dorrie Drama==


The Kazbeast, like all good tartlets, cannot simply enter a [[fandom]]. She has to [[rape]] it. Due to her [[Azn]] origins, the Kazbeast entered the [[Dollfie]] fandom. The Kazbeast is dirt poor (as evidenced by her [[White trash|refined mannerisms]]), so how could she have entered a fandom that costs so much money? Well, we’ll tell you…
The Kazbeast, like all good tartlets, cannot simply enter a [[fandom]]. She has to [[rape]] it. Due to her [[Azn]] origins, the Kazbeast entered the [[Dollfie]] fandom. The Kazbeast is dirt poor (as evidenced by her [[White trash|refined mannerisms]]), so how could she have entered a fandom that costs so much money? Well, we’ll tell you…
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Kaz even did a little [[Jihad|victory dance]] when she found out that she just terminated the friendship between the poster she just insulted and Celebare. All of this would just be a <s>sad, sad, story</s> [[shit nobody cares about]] - but we dig deeper for the true [[lulz]].
Kaz even did a little [[Jihad|victory dance]] when she found out that she just terminated the friendship between the poster she just insulted and Celebare. All of this would just be a <s>sad, sad, story</s> [[shit nobody cares about]] - but we dig deeper for the true [[lulz]].


==NEW DORRIE DRAMA==
==MOAR DORRIE DRAMA==


Once again a foolish trusting [[Dildo|doll]] owner (any average doll owner, amirite?) has given money/property to Kazakai and is now [http://community.livejournal.com/bad_dolly_deals/139220.html howling about her losses] on [[Livejournal]] and apparently [[Bullshit|she has officially pressed charges against the Kaz]]. Days after being informed of this, the dolls miraculously appeared on their owner's doorstep, in [http://www.denofangels.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2412635&postcount=44 groce condition] and with $160 of accessories and [[shit]] still missing. The owner put so much pressure on Celebare (The Kaz's [[pussy]] whipped [[Girlfriend|room mate]]) that she kicked her out of their two bedroom [[Shithole|apartment]] and is now scrambling to get in a one bedroom without breaking her lease.
Once again a foolish trusting [[Dildo|doll]] owner (any average doll owner, amirite?) gave money/property to Kazakai and is now [http://community.livejournal.com/bad_dolly_deals/139220.html howling about her losses] on [[Livejournal]] and apparently [[Bullshit|she has officially pressed charges against the Kaz]]. Days after being informed of this, the dolls miraculously appeared on their owner's doorstep, in [http://www.denofangels.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2412635&postcount=44 groce condition] and with $160 of accessories and [[shit]] still missing. The owner put so much pressure on Celebare (The Kaz's [[pussy]] whipped [[Girlfriend|room mate]]) that she kicked her out of their two bedroom [[Shithole|apartment]] and is now scrambling to get in a one bedroom without breaking her lease.


==My Best Friend Billy==
==My Best Friend Billy==
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This will surely win her at least 6 months room and board plus $500 in loads of colourful garbage for Kaz to festoon her podgy body with. Some people say she should forget killing her [[Original character|imaginary friend]] and become [[an hero]] herself. Remember Kazakai- it's up the road, not across the street. Do it right and make it count!
This will surely win her at least 6 months room and board plus $500 in loads of colourful garbage for Kaz to festoon her podgy body with. Some people say she should forget killing her [[Original character|imaginary friend]] and become [[an hero]] herself. Remember Kazakai- it's up the road, not across the street. Do it right and make it count!


===Update: Suspicions===


[http://www.myspace.com/kissmytwatbitch Billie has a Myspace profile] that looks suspiciously like the [http://www.myspace.com/syntheticignorance Kazbeast's].
[http://www.myspace.com/kissmytwatbitch Yet Billie has a Myspace profile] that looks suspiciously like the [http://www.myspace.com/syntheticignorance Kazbeast's].


From Kaz's myspace-
From Kaz's myspace-
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Most damning of all is "Billie's" profile picture. Rainbow scarves totally hide your real identity from the internets, even when you do stupid identifiable shit like shave your eyebrows and look a helluva lot like [[Faggot|Boy George]].
Most damning of all is "Billie's" profile picture. Rainbow scarves totally hide your real identity from the internets, even when you do stupid identifiable shit like shave your eyebrows and look a helluva lot like [[Faggot|Boy George]].


===Update: Billie LIVES!===
Possibly because Kaz got sick of trying to mantain an alternate profile where she couldn't camwhore constantly, Billie was soon killed off and Kaz posted a cheesey-ass fairwell notice on 'his' profile..
 
[[Image:Bille-lives.jpg|thumb|right|IM ECSTATIC TO BE ALIVE!]]
[[Image:Bille-lives.jpg|thumb|right|IM ECSTATIC TO BE ALIVE!]]
[[Image:Ornot-9 copy.jpg|thumb|right|BILLIE IS STILL DEAD!]]
[[Image:Ornot-9 copy.jpg|thumb|right|BILLIE IS STILL DEAD!]]
or.. not... lulz
   
   
{{quote|R.I.P. billie I miss you Billie. Ryan Culver was born on August 29,1992. He died at Akron Children's hospital on October 21,2007. He was 15 years old when he decided to commit suicide.
{{quote|R.I.P. billie I miss you Billie. Ryan Culver was born on August 29,1992. He died at Akron Children's hospital on October 21,2007. He was 15 years old when he decided to commit suicide.
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==I'm a REAL BOI!==
==I'm a REAL BOI!==


Kazakai has [[Castration|no balls]]. She has no [[penis]]. She has [[Breast|boobs]]. She has a [[vagina]]. She is a [[woman]], but tells people she is a [[Trap|man]]. She may not be taking any hormones, <b>but she is a [[Lies|boy]]</b>. She doesn't even try looking like a boy. <b>Ever</b>.
Kazakai has [[Castration|no balls]]. She has no [[penis]]. She has [[Breast|boobs]]. She has a [[vagina]]. She is a [[woman]], but tells people she is a [[Trap|man]]. She may not be taking any hormones, <b>but she is a [[Lies|boy]]</b>. And until she was about 20, she made no effort to look even remotely masculine, unless you count chopping off all your hair and dying it candy pink and mint green as masculine.


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Image:KazWhore.jpg|BREASTS.
Image:KazWhore.jpg|BREASTS.
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Furthermore, she does not plan to get any of this changed. No therapy, no testosterone, nothing. She has occasionally alluded to top surgury and hormones. She hasn't worked and saved for the "trans" part of transman. Instead, as soon as she gets her stubby fingers on some money, she immediately blows it on clothes, make-up, or more recently, a tonuge split.


From her Myspace-
From her Myspace-
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===...and so is my BoIfRiEnD!===
===...and so is my BoIfRiEnD!===
[[Image:Kazakaisboifriend.jpg|thumb|right|This is Kazakai's boifriend. Look at those hooters!]]
[[Image:Kazakaisboifriend.jpg|thumb|right|This was Kazakai's boifriend. Look at those hooters!]]
Her current ~*BoIfRiEnD*~ is Ruu, aka [http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=221236972 kaoru] aka [http://diminia.livejournal.com/ diminia], a girl who also claims to be a [[Trap|boi]]. She has huge [[Breasts|tittays]] and is underweight and badly aged, much like a [[Lindsay Lohan|crack whore]]. She is also the [[Obama|most likely candidate]] to give Kaz her new [[Shithole|home]] for the next few months until she's drained of [[Pocky|money]], goodwill and [[Naruto|crack]].
Her first ~*BoIfRiEnD*~ is Ruu, aka [http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=221236972 kaoru] aka [http://diminia.livejournal.com/ diminia], a girl who also claims to be a [[Trap|boi]]. She has huge [[Breasts|tittays]] and is underweight and badly aged, much like a [[Lindsay Lohan|crack whore]].
 
Small update! It seems that the fount of goodwill from Kaza's "boifriend" has about run out. However, since this pair has broken up and gotten back together [[over 9000]] times, it's more likely that Kaoru will continue to feast on Kaz's [[bullshit]] until she chokes on it and dies of [[AIDs]].
{{quote|"i'm lucky i kept you at a distance. even if you tried to creep creep creep your way closer. you did after all. but lucky for me you never did dig your fingers as deeply into my heart as you had hoped for. so when i had to push you away you did not tear it to pieces. i'll admit you took bits of it. i feel sentimental, and a little lonely. i didn't really expect that. Kai, if you hate me i wish you would face me. can't we talk through it? if it's goodbye, why does it have to be on bad terms?"
 


"it seems like the more time goes on the more he pushes it in my face. is he as bitter as i am? well why does it go wrong mister? you tell me? you're right, i think a silent fuck you is in order."
{{quote|"i sincerely hope i am wrong about this, and if i am kindly disregard all ranting but if i'm not... i'm SO sorry your damn OUTFIT was wasted over the DEATH of my cousin. i'm SO SORRY he did that to YOU. wow.... come along to the funeral and spit on his grave why don't you. what kind of boyfriend, let alone that, what kind of PERSON are you?! TELL ME I'M WORNG! you better fucking tell me i'm wrong."|—[http://diminia.livejournal.com/|From diminia's Livejournal]}}


Kazakai knows how to treat his boy/girlfriends really well!


"i sincerely hope i am wrong about this, and if i am kindly disregard all ranting but if i'm not... i'm SO sorry your damn OUTFIT was wasted over the DEATH of my cousin. i'm SO SORRY he did that to YOU. wow.... come along to the funeral and spit on his grave why don't you. what kind of boyfriend, let alone that, what kind of PERSON are you?! TELL ME I'M WORNG! you better fucking tell me i'm wrong."|—[http://diminia.livejournal.com/|From diminia's Livejournal]}}
After breaking up and getting back together [[over 9000]] times, Kaz finally moved onto a new 'boyfriend', Irry, <s>who has a 99.99% chance of being</s> IS another emo [[Faggot|'transman']], standing at about 4'11 and [[over 9000]] pounds.


==A STARTLING INCIDENT! I R A GIRL==
==A STARTLING INCIDENT! I R A GIRL==
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[[Image:Sisen-and-the-kaz-beast.jpg|thumb|right|I DO NOT LOOK LIKE SiSeN!]]
[[Image:Sisen-and-the-kaz-beast.jpg|thumb|right|I DO NOT LOOK LIKE SiSeN!]]
   
   
{{quote|Just because I’m [[Lies|AZN]], and he’s [[Truth|AZN]] and we both dress cyber does NOT MEAN that I look ANYTHING like him! Are you fucking blind! He’s not even that great of a DJ and dear lord his make-up has [[Pot calling the kettle black|SUCKED BALLS lately]].”|—Kazakai}}
{{quote|Just because I’m [[Lies|AZN]], and he’s [[Truth|AZN]] and we both dress cyber does NOT MEAN that I look ANYTHING like him! Are you fucking blind! He’s not even that great of a DJ and dear lord his make-up has SUCKED BALLS lately.”|—Kazakai}}


She forgot to add, “and Just because I copy his poses, and his user information, and just because I pretend to be a boi, and copy his clothes, and his accessories, it <b>DOESN’T make me ANYTHING like SiSeN!! [[lies]].</b>
She forgot to add, “and Just because I copy his poses, and his user information, and just because I pretend to be a boi, and copy his clothes, and his accessories, it <b>DOESN’T make me ANYTHING like SiSeN!! [[lies]].</b>
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Image:Kaz-IM-NEW-HERE.jpg|Shes in your forums… stealing your dolls…
Image:Kaz-IM-NEW-HERE.jpg|Shes in your forums… stealing your dolls…
Image:Shiner.jpg|"It's make-up really!!" …sure it is Kaz… sure…
Image:Shiner.jpg|"It's make-up really!!" …sure it is Kaz… sure…
Image:Againkazakaiwank1.jpg|Proof that Kaz's family has 'fug disease'
Image:Againkazakaiwank4.jpg|Proof that Kaz's family has 'fug disease'
Image:Celebrity_in_Hollywood-kazakai.jpg|LOL Kaz is a "Hollywood Star" lol and is "high ranking in society" lol
Image:Celebrity_in_Hollywood-kazakai.jpg|LOL Kaz is a "Hollywood Star" lol and is "high ranking in society" lol
Image:IRNOTGOTBOOBS-KAZAKAI.jpg|"Please don't draw me with a chest... even though the pictures PROVE that I'm a girl."
Image:IRNOTGOTBOOBS-KAZAKAI.jpg|"Please don't draw me with a chest... even though the pictures PROVE that I'm a girl."
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[[Shit nobody cares about|In 2007, Kaz acquired a gawf black kitten from a neighbour, claiming that it was feral, and that she was "Omg amazing!!11!" with cats for being able to tame it. Later, the kitten in question reputedly befriended six other people, three cats, a dog, a llama, and the entire Persian army. The kitten might've suffered the same fate as Kaz's dog, if not for the intervention of her former room-mate, Celebare. According to posts in her livejournal, Celebare kept the kitten for fear of Kaz using it as an impromptu dildo.]]
[[Shit nobody cares about|In 2007, Kaz acquired a gawf black kitten from a neighbour, claiming that it was feral, and that she was "Omg amazing!!11!" with cats for being able to tame it. Later, the kitten in question reputedly befriended six other people, three cats, a dog, a llama, and the entire Persian army. The kitten might've suffered the same fate as Kaz's dog, if not for the intervention of her former room-mate, Celebare. According to posts in her livejournal, Celebare kept the kitten for fear of Kaz using it as an impromptu dildo.]]


According to Kaz's [http://gutterface.deviantart.com/journal/16633125/ Deviant Art journal], she intends to steal and torture a Pomeranian next. One can only hope the animal dies in an unfortunate [[scientology]]-related mishap before Kaz has a chance to mutate it into a [[kawaii]]-[[desu]]-[[desu]] jrock ~*`boi`*~
Most recently, Kaz acquired a fatass mutt, who when she first got actually started camwhoring the dog as well. In light of the fact that, even though Kaz does not have a job and is an adult, neglected to train or housebreak the dog properly, now wants to get rid of it. Unfortunately, the prospect of anyone talking this untrained fleabag seems unlikely.


==Hilarious Quotes==
==Hilarious Quotes==
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Image:Police-sue-ed-for-kaz2.jpg|Editing her photos?
Image:Police-sue-ed-for-kaz2.jpg|Editing her photos?
Image:Kazin-kaz.jpg|Whatever does...
Image:Kazin-kaz.jpg|Whatever does...
Image:Freddy Kazger by Utinam.jpg|She mean?]]
Image:Freddy Kazger by Utinam.jpg|She mean?
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{{quote|I'm 17. I'm a FTM. (Female-to-male, for those who don't know.) My passion & ambition are what makes me an extreme individual. I am the great-grandson of a Miss America. (It's pretty ironic since I am so clumsy.) I can be your best or worst nightmare. The decision lies in your hands. I tend to burn down everything around me and start over, constantly. I am addicted to change. Possibly why I am obsessed with piercings, hair dye, bleach, and tattoos. I live to face my fears and because of that I stay awake for days in a row and have extreme anxiety because of it. I may say I'm sleeping, but really I can't.|—Sound familiar?}}
{{quote|I'm 17. I'm a FTM. (Female-to-male, for those who don't know.) My passion & ambition are what makes me an extreme individual. I am the great-grandson of a Miss America. (It's pretty ironic since I am so clumsy.) I can be your best or worst nightmare. The decision lies in your hands. I tend to burn down everything around me and start over, constantly. I am addicted to change. Possibly why I am obsessed with piercings, hair dye, bleach, and tattoos. I live to face my fears and because of that I stay awake for days in a row and have extreme anxiety because of it. I may say I'm sleeping, but really I can't.|—Sound familiar?}}


What's especially scary about this individual is that they claim to be related to Kaz, and then in the same sentence expresses there undying love for Kazakai And often is quoted on several websites as saying that she is "in love" with her sister/Brother.
What's especially scary about this individual is that they claim to be related to Kaz, and then in the same sentence expresses their undying love for Kazakai And often is quoted on several websites as saying that she is "in love" with her sister/Brother.
[[Image:Ihaveabrother-kaz.jpg|thumb|right|I have a brother everyone!]]
[[Image:Ihaveabrother-kaz.jpg|thumb|right|I have a brother everyone!]]
   
   
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*[http://registry.adoption.com/records/447623.html Half-sister adoption records!]
*[http://registry.adoption.com/records/447623.html Half-sister adoption records!]
*[http://www.the-daily-record.com/news/article/1531322 vandalizing Graves is Cool!] <s>Evidence removed!!</s> BACK UP!!!!
*[http://www.the-daily-record.com/news/article/1531322 vandalizing Graves is Cool!]  




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*[http://gutterface.deviantart.com/ Kazakai's DevianTart account] Camwhoring = Art
*[http://gutterface.deviantart.com/ Kazakai's DevianTart account] Camwhoring = Art
*[http://gutterfacestock.deviantart.com/ Kaz's DA "Stock gallery"]
*[http://gutterfacestock.deviantart.com/ Kaz's DA "Stock gallery"]
*[http://starsinthegutter.tumblr.com] Kaz's Tumblr. Now claiming to be a dandy boy.


*<i>[email protected] Her MSN account
*<i>[email protected] Her MSN account
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*<s>[http://www.extra-muffins.com/hair/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=3988&sid=1c66196b1d3d6308e461811f16b24bea Heavenly Hair Profile]</s> BANNED But posts and topics can still be seen.
*<s>[http://www.extra-muffins.com/hair/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=3988&sid=1c66196b1d3d6308e461811f16b24bea Heavenly Hair Profile]</s> BANNED But posts and topics can still be seen.
*<s>[http://www.collarme.com/details.asp?v=138841&bhcp=1 Collarme Profile] - She's "~*Now accepting aplications for WHITE MALE financial slaves~*" so line up boys for the privilege of being abused so you can give her money for more [[Dollfie|dorries]]!</s> Profile removed.


*Kazakai’s feedback thread on DOA: http://www.denofangels.com/forums/showthread.php?t=71815&highlight=kazakai&page=2
*Kazakai’s feedback thread on DOA: http://www.denofangels.com/forums/showthread.php?t=71815&highlight=kazakai&page=2

Latest revision as of 17:24, 10 December 2014

Shit Fetishist, much?

Kazakai, now known as Joji Victor Grey, real name Ayla Chisler, is a 20-something-year-old DeviantARTlet, and a previous MySpace and Livejournal whore.

Kazakai, extremely butthurt by the fact that her Aunt had to adopt her because her real mother can't keep her legs shut (and, in fact, has put up at least two other children for adoption), claims to be half Azn. She is also a self-proclaimed transsexual that is NOT on testosterone or had any treatment whatsoever. She is also a self-proclaimed J-Rock superstar and sometimes claims to live in Tokyo when in fact she resides in Bumfuck, Ohio.

She's still unemployed and lives with her parents, nor does she seem to have the ability to drive.

Dorrie Drama

The Kazbeast, like all good tartlets, cannot simply enter a fandom. She has to rape it. Due to her Azn origins, the Kazbeast entered the Dollfie fandom. The Kazbeast is dirt poor (as evidenced by her refined mannerisms), so how could she have entered a fandom that costs so much money? Well, we’ll tell you…

Kaz first gathered attention after joining the primary place of Dollfie worship and commerce, Den of Angels. The clueless hoards of dollfie fans provided the perfect culture for Kaz's scamming ventures.

For starters, Kazakai trolled a 14-year-old girl into selling her a $500 dollfie for $50. The kid was such a push-over that when everyone else on the forums kicked off about it, she kindly asked everyone to drop it. Pussy.

One of her more well-known scamming feats was to try to sell a doll that had yellowed and claimed it was in "omg-perfect condition" (See: Jew). After everyone pointed out she had posted proof of the doll being yellow through her photos and after their butthurt reactions she decided not to sell the doll.

This doll was srsly painted with blood and now has the AIDS. Has your dorrie been tested?

However, a few days later she posted up photos of the same doll, COVERED IN HER OWN GAY MENSTRUAL BLOOD claiming

   
“ 		 
you can’t tell its yellow now! Can you bitches?
  		„
  		 

——Kazakai

ZOMBIES ARE KAWAII!!~

Even after dozens of previous outbursts and accusations of fraud, the Kaz continued to scam members of Den of Angels out of their dolls and money. She placed an order for two doll heads (someone else paid, expecting to get one head and paid back for the second head [See: dipshit.]) She eventually received partial payment back - but had to post a scammer alert up on Den of Angels before she finally got the head that she paid for. After that thread was started, others eventually stepped up to post about their bad market experiences with Kazakai too.

Kazakai continued to scam, lie, and be a general ass for a further 3 months, and in total she scammed over $2000 worth of dolls, clothes and accessories, to the point of finally getting herself totally b&hammer'd from Den of Angels.

Even after being IP b& from Den of Angels, she made a second account using her buddy Celebare’s computer. Celebare was caught and IP-b& for assisting a b& member in accessing Den of Angels.

Kaz's less-than-sneaky attempt to get back into the doll community was foiled. The conversations she had with Celebare were suspicious enough, and people are aware that the two were best friends. Though recent speculation is that no one sane can be friends with someone as Batshit crazy as Kazakai-- unless they're getting some sex out of it.

During this time the Kazbeast tried to open up a shop to customize dolls - but didn't mention the whole "use of bodily fluids" in her sales pitch. Despite Celebare's grief and frustration with getting banned, Kaz showed no remorse for her friend. Instead, she tried to make it sound like a victory on her livejournal.

   
“ 		 
"bakubaku aka Celebare just got banned from DOA.

WE BOTH GOT BANNED. XDDDDDDDDDDDDD DOA fucking blows."
 

„
  		 

——Kazakai

Celebare then posted about it in her livejournal, and many people came to give her their input on her unhealthy relationship with Kaz. Kaz, eager to be the center of attention, then jumped into the middle, shit-flinging jewels like

   
“ 		 
"go fucking choke whore."
  		„
  		 

——Kazakai

Kaz even did a little victory dance when she found out that she just terminated the friendship between the poster she just insulted and Celebare. All of this would just be a sad, sad, story shit nobody cares about - but we dig deeper for the true lulz.

MOAR DORRIE DRAMA

Once again a foolish trusting doll owner (any average doll owner, amirite?) gave money/property to Kazakai and is now howling about her losses on Livejournal and apparently she has officially pressed charges against the Kaz. Days after being informed of this, the dolls miraculously appeared on their owner's doorstep, in groce condition and with $160 of accessories and shit still missing. The owner put so much pressure on Celebare (The Kaz's pussy whipped room mate) that she kicked her out of their two bedroom apartment and is now scrambling to get in a one bedroom without breaking her lease.

My Best Friend Billy

If I cover my mouth you can't see me!

Meanwhile, Kaz is roaming homeless around the Columbus, OH area trying to find a new victim she can leech resources from and trying to gain sympathy by claiming-

   
“ 		 
“one of my best friends hung himself. he’s in the hospital... they said he’s completely braindead. Billie. who I grew up with is dying. I’m really not ok. so I don’t think ill be updating for a bit”
  		„
  		 

——Kazakai

This will surely win her at least 6 months room and board plus $500 in loads of colourful garbage for Kaz to festoon her podgy body with. Some people say she should forget killing her imaginary friend and become an hero herself. Remember Kazakai- it's up the road, not across the street. Do it right and make it count!


Yet Billie has a Myspace profile that looks suspiciously like the Kazbeast's.

From Kaz's myspace-

   
“ 		 
"☆☆fAc3-b0t☆☆ Year FOUR: Phase ONE: all viruses intact

Male 94 years old nowhere again, Ohio United States Last Login: 10/17/2007"
 

„
  		 

——Kazakai

From "Billie’s" Myspace-

   
“ 		 
"Billie x__We'll do some drugs, fall in love, get fucked up while the world just shrugs__x

Female 99 years old Transsexual, Transylvania, Romania Last Login: 10/17/2007"
 

„
  		 

——'Billie'

Most damning of all is "Billie's" profile picture. Rainbow scarves totally hide your real identity from the internets, even when you do stupid identifiable shit like shave your eyebrows and look a helluva lot like Boy George.

Possibly because Kaz got sick of trying to mantain an alternate profile where she couldn't camwhore constantly, Billie was soon killed off and Kaz posted a cheesey-ass fairwell notice on 'his' profile..

IM ECSTATIC TO BE ALIVE!
BILLIE IS STILL DEAD!
   
“ 		 
R.I.P. billie I miss you Billie. Ryan Culver was born on August 29,1992. He died at Akron Children's hospital on October 21,2007. He was 15 years old when he decided to commit suicide.

I can't tell you to not kill yourself. I cant tell you itll be ok in the morning... But i CAN tell you how suicide affects the ones you care the most about (and care the most about you) I can barely look at that picture without tearing up. its been 7 months and i still cant fathom hes gone.

You have to live life, love, breathe, feel, laugh, give, cry, hate....

you have to live for those who would live for you.

I will never get over Billie's death, its shaken my very soul and theres a chunk of my heart that will never heal.

It made me realize that death should never be glamourized and SUICIDE IS NOT A TREND.

i wish him only the best in his next life...and pray that he knows i loved him just as much as he said he loved me. r.i.p. billie. we all miss you.
 

„
  		 

——Kazakai

I'm a REAL BOI!

Kazakai has no balls. She has no penis. She has boobs. She has a vagina. She is a woman, but tells people she is a man. She may not be taking any hormones, but she is a boy. And until she was about 20, she made no effort to look even remotely masculine, unless you count chopping off all your hair and dying it candy pink and mint green as masculine.

  • I
    I
  • AM
    AM
  • SO
    SO
  • A
    A
  • MAN
    MAN
  • EVEN
    EVEN
  • THO
    THO
  • I
    I
  • HAVE
    HAVE
  • BREASTS.
    BREASTS.

Furthermore, she does not plan to get any of this changed. No therapy, no testosterone, nothing. She has occasionally alluded to top surgury and hormones. She hasn't worked and saved for the "trans" part of transman. Instead, as soon as she gets her stubby fingers on some money, she immediately blows it on clothes, make-up, or more recently, a tonuge split.

From her Myspace-

   
“ 		 
"BEFORE YOU ASK. YES I AM MALE. IM SIMPLY AN AAMAAAZZINNG DRAG QUEEN BABYDOLLS~!! I love japanese cyberfashion plastick and dress up quite frequently when I have a reason. goin to Japan here soon..like next year methinks. gunbelivingthere>3"
  		„
  		 

——Kazakai

...and so is my BoIfRiEnD!

This was Kazakai's boifriend. Look at those hooters!

Her first ~*BoIfRiEnD*~ is Ruu, aka kaoru aka diminia, a girl who also claims to be a boi. She has huge tittays and is underweight and badly aged, much like a crack whore.

   
“ 		 
"i sincerely hope i am wrong about this, and if i am kindly disregard all ranting but if i'm not... i'm SO sorry your damn OUTFIT was wasted over the DEATH of my cousin. i'm SO SORRY he did that to YOU. wow.... come along to the funeral and spit on his grave why don't you. what kind of boyfriend, let alone that, what kind of PERSON are you?! TELL ME I'M WORNG! you better fucking tell me i'm wrong."
  		„
  		 

——From diminia's Livejournal

Kazakai knows how to treat his boy/girlfriends really well!

After breaking up and getting back together over 9000 times, Kaz finally moved onto a new 'boyfriend', Irry, who has a 99.99% chance of being IS another emo 'transman', standing at about 4'11 and over 9000 pounds.

A STARTLING INCIDENT! I R A GIRL

Kaz a Public Admission to being female

on this GOTHIC Myspace rip-off

I am a Famous Azn DJ

Nothing alike at all.

It's obvious to all, except the Kazbeast herself, that she gets all her “inspiration” from the Azn DJ, SiSeN. She even goes as far as to copy his poses and clothes to a T.

Of course if you mention to Kaz that she looks like SiSeN, she gets immediately butthurt and goes batshit crazy, often posting whiney Journals on DeviantART and live journal about how she’s sick of people calling her SiSeN, and how he isn’t even a good DJ, even though he has millions of followers all over Japan and his own club… yep defiantly not a good DJ.

Are you fucking blind!

She even goes as far as to set out her user information and page layout in the same way as SiSeN’s

From Kaz's myspace-

   
“ 		 
"☆☆fAc3-b0t☆☆

Male 94 years old nowhere again, Ohio

United States
 

„
  		 

——Kazakai

From SiSeN’s Myspace-

   
“ 		 
"***KiKiKaiKai***"

Male 88 years old Tokyo Japan
 

„
  		 

——SiSeN

Of course compared to the mighty Kazbeast, DJ SiSeN just pales in comparison. I mean, who wants, money, success, a house, and career? He’s blatantly copying the almighty Kazakai’s dress sense. And according to Kaz:

I DO NOT LOOK LIKE SiSeN!
   
“ 		 
Just because I’m AZN, and he’s AZN and we both dress cyber does NOT MEAN that I look ANYTHING like him! Are you fucking blind! He’s not even that great of a DJ and dear lord his make-up has SUCKED BALLS lately.”
  		„
  		 

——Kazakai

She forgot to add, “and Just because I copy his poses, and his user information, and just because I pretend to be a boi, and copy his clothes, and his accessories, it DOESN’T make me ANYTHING like SiSeN!! lies.

Gallery of FUG

  • "this is ME BTW. me. just taller XDDDD" of course it is Kaz...
    "this is ME BTW. me. just taller XDDDD" of course it is Kaz...
  • I’m a BOI really! lies
    I’m a BOI really! lies
  • I TOTALLY didn’t get punched! its MAKE-UP!
    I TOTALLY didn’t get punched! its MAKE-UP!
  • OH NOES!
    OH NOES!
  • Shes in your forests stealing your Loli's
    Shes in your forests stealing your Loli's
  • Even muffins aren't safe
    Even muffins aren't safe
  • OMG MORE AWESOME MAKE-UP!
    OMG MORE AWESOME MAKE-UP!

Videos

DEAR GOD! The Kazbeast is doing video diarys now... Listen to her Manly voice…

Screen Shots of her fucktardery

  • BAWW11!ONE a member of my “family” is dead!!
    BAWW11!ONE a member of my “family” is dead!!
  • BAWWONE I R NEED HOSPITALIZATION!
    BAWWONE I R NEED HOSPITALIZATION!
  • BANNED
    BANNED
  • Shes in your forums… stealing your dolls…
    Shes in your forums… stealing your dolls…
  • "It's make-up really!!" …sure it is Kaz… sure…
    "It's make-up really!!" …sure it is Kaz… sure…
  • Proof that Kaz's family has 'fug disease'
    Proof that Kaz's family has 'fug disease'
  • LOL Kaz is a "Hollywood Star" lol and is "high ranking in society" lol
    LOL Kaz is a "Hollywood Star" lol and is "high ranking in society" lol
  • "Please don't draw me with a chest... even though the pictures PROVE that I'm a girl."
    "Please don't draw me with a chest... even though the pictures PROVE that I'm a girl."
  • Because right now I'M A GIRL AND THERE'S NOT A LOT I CAN DO ABOUT IT!
    Because right now I'M A GIRL AND THERE'S NOT A LOT I CAN DO ABOUT IT!
  • Trolls... telling it how it is.
    Trolls... telling it how it is.
  • Celebare She speaks the truth.
    Celebare She speaks the truth.
  • We aren't fooled Kaz.
    We aren't fooled Kaz.

Animal Abuse

As if that wasn't enough, Kaz has a history of animal abuse as well. Her Walmart residence is currently home to an obese Samoyed. The dog has gotten so fat it can hardly get up to take a shit. Kaz often locks the dog outside for hours without water because it has fleas, and she can't be arsed to get it a flea collar. Some theorize that the dog caught its severe case of fleas from Kaz, herself, when it got too close to the hot-pink rat's nest she stores on top of her head.

truth

In 2007, Kaz acquired a gawf black kitten from a neighbour, claiming that it was feral, and that she was "Omg amazing!!11!" with cats for being able to tame it. Later, the kitten in question reputedly befriended six other people, three cats, a dog, a llama, and the entire Persian army. The kitten might've suffered the same fate as Kaz's dog, if not for the intervention of her former room-mate, Celebare. According to posts in her livejournal, Celebare kept the kitten for fear of Kaz using it as an impromptu dildo.

Most recently, Kaz acquired a fatass mutt, who when she first got actually started camwhoring the dog as well. In light of the fact that, even though Kaz does not have a job and is an adult, neglected to train or housebreak the dog properly, now wants to get rid of it. Unfortunately, the prospect of anyone talking this untrained fleabag seems unlikely.

Hilarious Quotes

From her LJ-

   
“ 		 
"really mixed feelings... I got a modelling shoot. no pay but prints of the pics. what makes me so questionable is he’s an erotic photographer. I told him no nudity because one, my gender issues and two, I have more respect than that for myself. he agreed and we talked idea and atmosphere... he’s into darker, weirder things... he said that his idea for pictures is to make them SEEM erotic without them actually being erotic. it should be interesting... He has some amazing shots of his wife he showed me (who is lovely XD) I need someone to go with me.. we are gonna hunt down a creepy old motel in Akron or Fairlawn and take photos there. its just a safety thing that I take someone with me...itll be within two weeks..."
  		„
  		 

——Kazakai

From her Collarme-

   
“ 		 
"I am a very needy domme. I demand degrading tasks and complete servitude from my PETS.

submission to me is a very personal thing, its not about sex or physical things, its about connection on a personal level to understand your Mistress' needs and wants. if you cannot understand who I am, how the hell do you expect to please me? I cross dress as a male from time to time and I am a GOD of androgyny and adore that trait about myself."
 

„
  		 

——Kazakai

Sex with Ruki

According to Kazakai, she has also reputedly slept with Gazette Band Member Ruki while attending an unnamed convention somewhere between her boy-vag and Sexy AZN body. It was while attending said convention where said member of Gazette approached her and groped her ass from under her skirt several times before finally he followed her back to her room and proceeded to have Kimky-hardcore-anal-rape. There was said to be vomit spewing from every known hole in all of the universe.

   
“ 		 
"He asked me not to say anything because, I mean obviously it would cause problems if the public knew he were out sleeping with transvestite boys. God he was so huge though, and did he ever know hot to use it. I rode him so hard."
  		„
  		 

——Kazakai

Vandalising cemetery

Link to news report re-found!! http://www.the-daily-record.com/news/article/1531322

   
“ 		 
Judge Robert J. Brown notes Nelson maintains "after all we've gone through, you really want this court to believe this was the work of an enraged 14-year-old girl. That's just hard to believe.

"Sixteen monuments vandalized, 20 flags burned -- I don't see how one enraged 14-year-old girl could do that." Nelson told Brown he attempted to take the girl away from the cemetery where they and several others had gathered to drink after he discovered she had started to cause damage.
 

„
  		 

——Judge Robert J. Brown

Shame that 2 weeks after the attack, Kaz was seen spamming her LJ, MySpaz and DeviantART pages, with photos of the vandalized graves.

http://community.livejournal.com/femme_ftm/158939.html?page=1#comments

A startling new incident! #2

HAI GAIZ! seems that the KazBeast is going to get her E-lawyer to E-sue us! lock up your paypal accounts! and by E-lawyer we of course mean her "Brother"/"manager"/"Lover" (Akaribiernot). After leaving her DA account after being flamed by the BJD community over stolen goods, Kaz reappeared 3 months later posting up this journal:

As usual much trolling ensued, Only this time around Kaz didn't retaliate instead she once again left her DA page unattended. Instead moving her face-ache onto the "femme_ftm" Trans community, once again the Dollfie's followed her and much lulz and flaming was had. Kaz finally reacted by posting this little gem:

Then this DA entry:

The dollies didn't stop their evil evil unwarranted and untrue accusations

So now the KazBeast is loading the big guns and is preparing to sue the trolls that harassed her as well as the editors of this article. Be afraid we might end up in E-Court, but fear not! we can always use the excuse that we have "small statures" so couldn't possibly have the strength to push the keys on our keyboards.

CAPS-LOCK MEAN I R SERIOUS!

  • OMG LOVE ME BEAUTIFUL TRANS PEOPLE!
    OMG LOVE ME BEAUTIFUL TRANS PEOPLE!
  • omg you're like a rainbow of sick!
    omg you're like a rainbow of sick!
  • The police will believe me! even though in the past I lied to them... under oath :o
    The police will believe me! even though in the past I lied to them... under oath :o
  • Editing her photos?
    Editing her photos?
  • Whatever does...
    Whatever does...
  • She mean?
    She mean?

Akaribiernot - The Beasts Manager

Akaribiernot is the KazBeast's supposed adoptive sister, who just so happens to be FTM to! and also just happens to not only be Kazs manager, her photographer and lead singer of Kaz's band but is also named after Kaz's RP character.

   
“ 		 
I'm 17. I'm a FTM. (Female-to-male, for those who don't know.) My passion & ambition are what makes me an extreme individual. I am the great-grandson of a Miss America. (It's pretty ironic since I am so clumsy.) I can be your best or worst nightmare. The decision lies in your hands. I tend to burn down everything around me and start over, constantly. I am addicted to change. Possibly why I am obsessed with piercings, hair dye, bleach, and tattoos. I live to face my fears and because of that I stay awake for days in a row and have extreme anxiety because of it. I may say I'm sleeping, but really I can't.
  		„
  		 

——Sound familiar?

What's especially scary about this individual is that they claim to be related to Kaz, and then in the same sentence expresses their undying love for Kazakai And often is quoted on several websites as saying that she is "in love" with her sister/Brother.

I have a brother everyone!
   
“ 		 
Before you go any further, you should know this. The boy in the picture above basically owns me. I'm not ashamed of it either. Especially because he's made me a different person, and made me a changed boy. I won't stand for you bad-mouthing him. I really do love him, (even if I don't always show it XD), and he's here to stay.
  		„
  		 

——Akari

But mysteriously Kaz will either spam her Sister/brother around her various accounts or deny the fact that they are even related... Even though we can prove they are.

I don't have a brother everyone!

some have even come to the conclusion that Akari is either just a deluded fan or Kazakai in a wig, which Akari strongly denies in a very mature and composed LJ post

   
“ 		 
I'm being...burned by the doll community. And I never even got into it. Wow. Go you doll community. And an ex-roomate of Kai's. Oooohhh~ I'm so impressed by you all. Because I'm totally Kai in a wig. *tries to pull his hair off of his head* ... Fail. XD .
  		„
  		 

——Akari not grasping the concept of butthurt.

Some have even said that Akari is in fact 3 people, Kaz, her sister and CorsetCorrode, or that Akari and CorsetCorrode are the same person as they all bare an uncanny resemblance to each other, as well as the deceased best friend Billy.

they're watching me O_O

As usual it seems that Kazakai has really landed on her feet again, Akari is trying to make all the "bad press" go away, by actually trying to return stolen items to there rightful owners. Kazakai however seems convinced that her made up E-lawyer will take to court all the meanie people calling her out over her bad transactions.

If the E-lawyer doesn't work she can always just kill off another member of her family. Maybe even kill of Akari? thus covering her tracks if Akari really is just kaz in a wig, or for added lulz maybe the KazBeast will kill herself off? and continue to live her life as Akaribiernot.

'A tale of Incest and woe' Akari's Gallery

  • Akari being 'oh so mature' about the dolly community and how they are out to get her!
    Akari being 'oh so mature' about the dolly community and how they are out to get her!
  • Akari's into incest.
    Akari's into incest.
  • Akari who bares a striking resemblance to...
    Akari who bares a striking resemblance to...
  • CorsetCorrode!
    CorsetCorrode!
  • Akari
    Akari
  • and once again CorsetCorrode!
    and once again CorsetCorrode!
  • or the same person WOOoOOoOO scary!
    or the same person WOOoOOoOO scary!

Troll Artwork

  • yep so a man... Unicorn-cake
    yep so a man... Unicorn-cake
  • OMG SO MANLY11!! courtesy of 1
    OMG SO MANLY11!! courtesy of 1
  • ITS NOT HERPES REALLYYY!ONE Unicorn-cake
    ITS NOT HERPES REALLYYY!ONE Unicorn-cake

See also

External links Kazakai & Akaribiernot


  • Her phone number no less: 330-620-3656
  • Where to send "Fan Mail" to: P.O. Box 342 Rittman, Ohio 44270
  • x-king-queer-x - Another Livejournal account.
  • candy-striped36 - Livejournal account, which is full of emo-poetry.
  • gutterfacebento - Yet another Livejournal account, where we put nasty spaghetti in bento boxes and call it art.


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