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'''MAGABomber''' (not to be confused with the '''[[Unabomber|Unabrowmer]]''') is the [[Fanon|unofficial pseudonym]] that has been given to an [[anonymous|unknown individual]] or [[GNAA|group of individuals]] who, starting in late October of [[2018]], began attempting to [[assassinate]] [[Nobodies|prominent members]] of an obscure, [[WalkAway|quickly dying]] [[American]] political party known as the [[Democrats]] by [[duct tape|duct taping]] a bunch of wires and [[plastic crap]] onto pieces of pipe and then hoping that all of their intended targets end up dying of [[heart attack]]s upon seeing the devices – a truly ingenious plan, considering that all Democrats are [[At least 100 years|older than slavery]] and have a tendency to [[Butthurt|completely freak out]] over the [[SJW|absolute dumbest shit imaginable]]. They were quickly outed as frauds, because if they really had the guts to kill [[Leftards]], [[Anders Behring Breivik|they would]] [[Timothy McVeigh|have ventilated]] [[Munich Massacre|their corpses]] [[Baruch Goldstein|many times over,]] [[Jared Lee Loughner|and then some.]] | |||
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'''MAGABomber''' (not to be confused with the '''[[Unabomber|Unabrowmer]]''') is the [[Fanon|unofficial pseudonym]] that has been given to an [[anonymous|unknown individual]] or [[GNAA|group of individuals]] who, starting in late October of [[2018]], began attempting to [[assassinate]] [[Nobodies|prominent members]] of an obscure, [[WalkAway|quickly dying]] [[American]] political party known as the [[Democrats]] by [[duct tape|duct taping]] a bunch of wires and [[plastic crap]] onto pieces of pipe and then hoping that all of their intended targets end up dying of [[heart attack]]s upon seeing the devices – a truly ingenious plan, considering that all Democrats are [[At least 100 years|older than slavery]] and have a tendency to [[Butthurt|completely freak out]] over the [[SJW|absolute dumbest shit imaginable]]. | __TOC__ | ||
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On October 22, [[2018]], the first "''bomb''" was received by Sith Lord '''[[George Soros]]'''. This was quickly followed up by [[moar]] "''bombs''" that were sent to former Secretary of State '''[[Hillary Clinton]]''' and [[Bill Clinton|her wife]]; former [[President|God-Emperor of]] [[Black People]], '''[[Barack Hussein Obama]]''' and [[Michelle Obama|his husband]]; former [[Mexican]] gun-runner, '''[[Shit nobody cares about|Eric Holder]]'''; [[batshit insane]] old person, '''[[Maxine Waters]]'''; former Vice President and notorious [[Lolicon]], '''[[Joe Biden]]'''; former [[CIA]] Director turned [[traitor]] to the [[United States]], '''[[Shit nobody cares about|John Brennan]]'''; [[unfunny]] [[ginger]] prop comic, '''[[Carrot Top|Debbie Wasserman Schultz]]'''; washed up [[Hollywood]] [[actor]], '''[[Shit nobody cares about|Robert De Niro]]'''; [[science fiction]] [[television]] network, '''[[CNN]]'''; [[bisexual]] [[rapist]], '''[[Cory Booker]]'''; ex-intel chief '''[[Shit nobody cares about|James Claptrap]]'''; and [[California]]n [[retard]], '''[[ | ==MAGABomber's Reign of Error== | ||
[[File:YO4JP5WZIAI6RA4EXTCUSL7PJE.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Cesar Sayoc... or is it?]] | |||
On October 22, [[2018]], the first "''bomb''" was received by Sith Lord '''[[George Soros]]'''. This was quickly followed up by [[moar]] "''bombs''" that were sent to former Secretary of State '''[[Hillary Clinton]]''' and [[Bill Clinton|her wife]]; former [[President|God-Emperor of]] [[Black People]], '''[[Barack Hussein Obama]]''' and [[Michelle Obama|his husband]]; former [[Mexican]] gun-runner, '''[[Shit nobody cares about|Eric Holder]]'''; [[batshit insane]] old person, '''[[Maxine Waters]]'''; former Vice President and notorious [[Lolicon]], '''[[Joe Biden]]'''; former [[CIA]] Director turned [[traitor]] to the [[United States]], '''[[Shit nobody cares about|John Brennan]]'''; [[unfunny]] [[ginger]] prop comic, '''[[Carrot Top|Debbie Wasserman Schultz]]'''; washed up [[Hollywood]] [[actor]], '''[[Shit nobody cares about|Robert De Niro]]'''; [[science fiction]] [[television]] network, '''[[CNN]]'''; [[bisexual]] [[rapist]], '''[[Cory Booker]]'''; ex-intel chief '''[[Shit nobody cares about|James Claptrap]]'''; and [[California]]n [[retard]], '''[[Kamala Harris (prostitute)|Kamala Harris]]'''. | |||
On October 26, [[2018]], the [[FBI]] arrested a [[cis]]-[[gender]], [[heterosexual]], [[Trump]]-supporting, "''[[Le 56 Face|white]]''" [[man]] from [[Florida]] named '''Cesar Altieri Sayoc''' and claimed that he had somehow [[magick]]ally teleported fake bombs [[Bullshit|halfway across the country over the course of a mere 4 days]]. Despite the fact that Sayoc is an obvious patsy and [[literally]] [[dindu nuffin]], the media was more than willing to immediately accept his guilt without question because [[fuck]] [[Drumpf]]. | On October 26, [[2018]], the [[FBI]] arrested a [[cis]]-[[gender]], [[heterosexual]], [[Trump]]-supporting, "''[[Le 56 Face|white]]''" [[man]] from [[Florida]] named '''Cesar Altieri Sayoc''' and claimed that he had somehow [[magick]]ally teleported fake bombs [[Bullshit|halfway across the country over the course of a mere 4 days]]. Despite the fact that Sayoc is an obvious patsy and [[literally]] [[dindu nuffin]], the media was more than willing to immediately accept his guilt without question because [[fuck]] [[Drumpf]]. | ||
Despite being christened as "''The MAGABomber''" by [[Fake News|die lügenpresse]] and a bunch of [[liberal]] [[retards]] on [[Twitter]], the name is [[Wrong|a clear misnomer]] when you realize that the MAGABomber is neither an actual [[bomb]]er nor is there a single shred of [[evidence]] that [[Pronouns|he/she/xe]] actually supports [[Donald J. Trump|Making America Great Again]]. In [[IRL|reality]], it is far more likely that the so-called MAGABomber is a [[liberal]] [[false flag]] operation designed to influence the [[2018]] mid-term elections. | Despite being christened as "''The MAGABomber''" by [[Fake News|die lügenpresse]] and a bunch of [[liberal]] [[retards]] on [[Twitter]], the name is [[Wrong|a clear misnomer]] when you realize that the MAGABomber is neither an actual [[bomb]]er nor is there a single shred of [[evidence]] that [[Pronouns|he/she/xe]] actually supports [[Donald J. Trump|Making America Great Again]]. In [[IRL|reality]], it is far more likely that the so-called MAGABomber is a [[liberal]] [[false flag]] operation designed to influence the [[2018]] mid-term elections. | ||
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== The /pol/ Man's James Bond == | == The /pol/ Man's James Bond == | ||
In addition to his arsenal of superweapons, Sayoc appears to have been a master of disguise who could become bald or [[Fursuit|hirsute]] at will, and was capable of bulking up and shrinking like a jack-in-the-box. | |||
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{{collapsegallery|The /pol/ Man's James Bond|pol|center|<gallery> | {{collapsegallery|The /pol/ Man's James Bond|pol|center|<gallery> | ||
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File:YeOldeTimebomb.jpg | File:YeOldeTimebomb.jpg | ||
File:BirdBomb.jpg | File:BirdBomb.jpg | ||
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File:Bald cesar sayoc - magabomber mugshot (2002).jpg | |||
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File:MAGABomberPropaganda.jpg|Liberals reacted to the incident by proving yet again that they can't [[meme]]. | |||
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== A little Look Into Sayoc's Psyche == | |||
[[File:CesarSayocPast.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Cesar Sayoc in his younger years]] | |||
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|'''Career decision of becoming a [[Mr._Hands|Horse Doctor]] was always a [[furfag|love for animals]], which were here first and never do anything to anyone. And respect all living things. [[ENGLISH_MOTHERFUCKER_DO_YOU_SPEAK_IT|My family very sound Sayoc name in Medical field Grandfather Col. Baltazar Zook Sayoc that perfect the conversion oriental eye to Americanize.]]'''|What.... | |||
|'''The first plastic surgeon to be observed by 8 million people in NY city Hospital. He over through Communist Philippines liberated island. He built all hospitals in Philippines islands and sets standards highest level. Most surgeon use his instruments which are patented. And a lot surgeon use today.'''|The..... | |||
|'''Also Sayoc intl. schools marshals arts [[Curry_nigger|Kali]] that used to over throw communist party. Also one 5 Hero’s disciplinary my mother Madeline Sayoc Giardiello First president Pharmacy Cosmetic Association, Who Who Business Women of Year, Soul buyer consultant for Home Shopping Network, head number 1 marketing consul in World Aventura Marketing consul, up for city counsel women Aventura'''|Fuck....? [https://thehayride.com/2018/10/meet-cesar-sayoc-the-most-comically-incompetent-political-terrorist-of-our-time/ (from the education section of Sayoc's LinkIn)]}} | |||
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== Graded Score == | |||
{{GradedScore|0|Fake bombs don't kill people, [[Hillary Clinton]] does|0|None of the so-called bombs even worked|0|Believed that [[Larry the Cable Guy]] is actually funny|0|The [[liberal]] [[butthurt]] caused itself|0|Try to actually kill some people next time, faggot|0|F-|GIT R DONE}} | |||
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== External Links == | == External Links == | ||
[[File:Sayoc-van-1024x538.jpg|right|350px|thumb|Sayoc's carefully-camouflaged [[Exploding Van|stealth van]]]] | |||
* [https:// | * [https://www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/nation/2018/10/26/who-is-cesar-altieri-sayoc-what-we-know-about-suspected-mail-bomber-arrested-florida/?noredirect=on '''Co-worker: Cesar Sayoc was "very, very strange"'''] (Archived: {{archive|PUMrH|1}} {{wayback|https://www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/nation/2018/10/26/who-is-cesar-altieri-sayoc-what-we-know-about-suspected-mail-bomber-arrested-florida/?noredirect=on|title=2}}) | ||
* [https://thehayride.com/2018/10/meet-cesar-sayoc-the-most-comically-incompetent-political-terrorist-of-our-time/ '''“Sayoc” (verb): to fail so spectacularly people don’t trust that you’re actually trying to do what you’re doing''']<br>(Archived: {{webcite|75khyKE3S|1}} {{wayback|https://thehayride.com/2018/10/meet-cesar-sayoc-the-most-comically-incompetent-political-terrorist-of-our-time/|title=2}}) | |||
* [https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/crime/article222392230.html '''"Sayoc appeared to live full time in the van, perhaps explaining his ready access to urine"'''] (Archived: {{archive|gOx4F|1}} {{wayback|https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/crime/article222392230.html|title=2}}) | |||
== See Also == | == See Also == | ||
* [[Ahmed Mohamed]] | * [[Ahmed Mohamed]] | ||
* [[ATHF Terrorist Attack]] | * [[ATHF Terrorist Attack]] | ||
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* [[Unabomber]] | * [[Unabomber]] | ||
* [[WalkAway]] | * [[WalkAway]] | ||
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Latest revision as of 20:25, 13 November 2024
MAGABomber (not to be confused with the Unabrowmer) is the unofficial pseudonym that has been given to an unknown individual or group of individuals who, starting in late October of 2018, began attempting to assassinate prominent members of an obscure, quickly dying American political party known as the Democrats by duct taping a bunch of wires and plastic crap onto pieces of pipe and then hoping that all of their intended targets end up dying of heart attacks upon seeing the devices – a truly ingenious plan, considering that all Democrats are older than slavery and have a tendency to completely freak out over the absolute dumbest shit imaginable. They were quickly outed as frauds, because if they really had the guts to kill Leftards, they would have ventilated their corpses many times over, and then some.
MAGABomber's Reign of Error
On October 22, 2018, the first "bomb" was received by Sith Lord George Soros. This was quickly followed up by moar "bombs" that were sent to former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and her wife; former God-Emperor of Black People, Barack Hussein Obama and his husband; former Mexican gun-runner, Eric Holder; batshit insane old person, Maxine Waters; former Vice President and notorious Lolicon, Joe Biden; former CIA Director turned traitor to the United States, John Brennan; unfunny ginger prop comic, Debbie Wasserman Schultz; washed up Hollywood actor, Robert De Niro; science fiction television network, CNN; bisexual rapist, Cory Booker; ex-intel chief James Claptrap; and Californian retard, Kamala Harris.
On October 26, 2018, the FBI arrested a cis-gender, heterosexual, Trump-supporting, "white" man from Florida named Cesar Altieri Sayoc and claimed that he had somehow magickally teleported fake bombs halfway across the country over the course of a mere 4 days. Despite the fact that Sayoc is an obvious patsy and literally dindu nuffin, the media was more than willing to immediately accept his guilt without question because fuck Drumpf.
Despite being christened as "The MAGABomber" by die lügenpresse and a bunch of liberal retards on Twitter, the name is a clear misnomer when you realize that the MAGABomber is neither an actual bomber nor is there a single shred of evidence that he/she/xe actually supports Making America Great Again. In reality, it is far more likely that the so-called MAGABomber is a liberal false flag operation designed to influence the 2018 mid-term elections.
The /pol/ Man's James Bond
In addition to his arsenal of superweapons, Sayoc appears to have been a master of disguise who could become bald or hirsute at will, and was capable of bulking up and shrinking like a jack-in-the-box.
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A little Look Into Sayoc's Psyche
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Graded Score
| Kill count: | 0/20 Fake bombs don't kill people, Hillary Clinton does |
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| Accuracy: | 0/20 None of the so-called bombs even worked |
| Style: | 0/20 Believed that Larry the Cable Guy is actually funny |
| Butthurt: | 0/20 The liberal butthurt caused itself |
| Bonus: | 0/20 Try to actually kill some people next time, faggot |
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The New World Order
External Links
- Co-worker: Cesar Sayoc was "very, very strange" (Archived:
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2) - “Sayoc” (verb): to fail so spectacularly people don’t trust that you’re actually trying to do what you’re doing
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MAGABomber is part of a series on Donald Trump. You're gonna love this article, believe me. |
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