Fiveish

Fiveish

WARNING: With Jews, you lose!

Fiveish^✡ is an extremely lovable mascot character in the vein of Barney the Dinosaur who currently serves as the mascot for Oorah, a Jewish organization from New Jersey. Fiveish is designed to appeal to Jewish children and, as such, he is designed as a giant, anthropomorphic U.S. five dollar bill. No, we are not kidding. The Jews actually used giant fucking money to appeal to their Jewlings.

As a Jew, Fiveish can typically be found celebrating Shabbos or Chanukah when he's not out committing financial crimes. Fiveish also stars in several horrifying CGI animated segments in Oorah's SHMORG.

Oorah

Oorah Kiruv Rechokim, Inc (Hebrew: עורה קירבו רחוקים) was founded in Lakewood Township, New Jersey, in 1980 by Rabbi Chaim Mintz. The organization's name can be translated as "Awaken and bring in those who are far." and it exists with the goal of "awakening Jewish children and their families to their heritage."

See Also

• Farfour - Fiveish's enemy.
• Abraham Lincoln
• Barney the Dinosaur
• Death to Smoochy
• Clippy