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[[ | [[Image:Spengification.jpg|thumb|right|350px|[[How is babby formed?|How is Spengbabby deformed?]] By an [[INTERNET HATE MACHINE]].]] | ||
''' | '''Spengbab''' is like [[Spongebob]], except not. Y'see, [[last Thursday|once upon a time]], [[Spongebob]] got lost on his way to a [[faggotry|Russian bath-house]] and ended up in [[Goatse|an unknown location]] after consulting [[MapQuest]] for directions. Upon arrival he was [[surprise buttsecks|welcomed]] by the locals with a complete [[MS Paint]] makeover so's he'd fit in [[moar|better]]. However, like [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0037988/plotsummary ''The Picture of Dorian Gray''], [[Lurk Moar|the moar he lurked]], the [[moar]] his likeness became [[Chin-chan|gruesomely disfigured]] and hideous. | ||
Now, he is to the point that he has become the very definition of [[Cthulhu|H.P. Lovecraft's]] famous works, in all of their [[Creepypasta|eldritch horror]]. While "Spengbab" is his usual alias, he is also known by several disgusting - and unfortunately apt - names, which you will find below. Thankfully, the mutation made it so he can no longer talk, or at least, he can only talk in [[Ebonics|Simple English]]. | |||
In a related story, a similar tragedy recently occurred when the normally adorable [[Pokémon|Pikachu]] suffered a [[rape|similar fate]] and was transformed into the nightmarish [[Pikaman]]. Seems as if all the [[chans|Internets]] likes to do is plunder and pillage your pretty little [[Uncle Dolan|childhood memories]]. | |||
==The Most Disturbing [[YouTube]] Clips [[Evar]]== | |||
<center>{{frame|{{fv|spengebabvids|background-color:#B8B8B8;|font-weight:bold;| | |||
<youtube>z2eF4enrLM4</youtube>| | |||
<youtube>08HFhP_C6d8</youtube>| | |||
<youtube>g-9Tho7a4TI</youtube>}}|border=#B8B8B8|background=#B8B8B8}}</center> | |||
==Squedwad's Suicide== | |||
<center><youtube>qq1e5dIilJ0</youtube></center> | |||
==The Legend Of Spengbab== | |||
{{cg|Our Journey Begins...|spengbabgallery|center|<gallery> | |||
Image:Floppyspengpants.jpg|This can't end well... | |||
Image:Spernd Berp.jpg|Spernd Berp | |||
Image:Spengbeb.png|Sporgblat Svenporks | |||
Image:KlaatuhBobVerataNectoPants.jpg|Klaatuhbob Veratanectopants | |||
Image:spengbab1.jpg|Spingbob Skurrpleponce | |||
Image:SPENGBGB.PNG|Uh oh... | |||
Image:Spengbobhorror.gif|[[Jesus|Sweet Jesus!]] | |||
Image:Spengbab.png|[[Divide by zero|DEAR GOD!!]] | |||
</gallery>|<gallery> | |||
Image:Splorgbleb.png|Splorgbleb rises from the depths. | |||
Image:Spingbleb.jpeg| | |||
Image:Spenjbell_Gorbosh.PNG|Spenjellbob Gorbobosh | |||
Image:Splortbab.png|Splortbab Squatpeeps | |||
Image:Spunkbab.jpg|Spunkbab Spleenpops | |||
Image:Spongebob_wut.jpg|Spangebawb Bawbspangepants | |||
Image:Scrambeb.png|Scrambeb Snarepass | |||
Image:Matt_spengbab.JPG|Spengblood Slagpints | |||
Image:Spugalbob Zububapants.PNG|Spugalbob Zubabapants | |||
Image:Spengbob.jpg|Splooshbab Weepypontz | |||
Image:Spengberb.jpg|Spengabarba Squardapoots | |||
Image:Speengblar sklabohapints.JPG|Speengblar Sklabohapints | |||
Image:Yeahbob.jpg|Spengbib Simpipants | |||
Image:Spongbeeb.JPG|Spegngjbloh Squerepuntsd | |||
Image:Ichibob-killerpants.png|[[Japan|Ichibob Killerpants]] | |||
Image:Spongefuckbob14.jpg|Spengcrap Peniscockpants | |||
Image:Spengbobdil.png|Skankbob Dildobutts | |||
Image:Spenglorb Blorpsplash.png|Spenglorb Blorpsplash | |||
Image:IRL_Spengbab.jpeg|Spengbab [[IRL]]. | |||
Image:Spongebobhole.jpg|Getting a cameo role in ''[[It's slowly coming this way!|The Enigma of Amigara Fault]]''. | |||
Image:Spongebab.jpg|Call the [[Jews Did WTC|Anti-Defamation League]], we gotta problem. | |||
Image:Spongebooby Tittypants.jpg|Sometimes Spengbab has a great set of [[tits]]... | |||
Image:lotusspengbob.jpg|[[Lotus Breast|...but they're not always pretty]]. | |||
Image:Spengbobjew.png|Call me Ishmael. | |||
Image:SponceCrack.jpg|As if it wasn't bad enough, now he's on [[crack]]. | |||
Image:Spengmoai_easterstoonz.JPG|Is Spengbab ''[[Battletoads]]''? | |||
Image:Spengblorbcumpants.jpg|The end of Spengbab's penis is called an [[Bridget|"aglet"]]. Its purpose is sinister. | |||
Image:Spengbab.jpg|[[loli|Princess Paradise kiss!]] | |||
Image:Hairyspeng.jpg|Daddy? Is that you? | |||
Image:Spengbab101.PNG|Mommy? Is that you too? | |||
Image:Spongebitch.png|Spengabrbalb got home from a night out with the boys. | |||
Image:Horriblesplangebrelb.png|After the Bikini Bottom axe massacre. | |||
Image:Speddcbwoed.gif|[[Pain series|What the hell just happened?!]] | |||
Image:Spongebob_Schoolgirl.jpg|No, dammit, you're [[YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG|doing it wrong!]] | |||
Image:Roflspengbab.jpg|Still [[doing it wrong]]... | |||
Image:Spengloli.JPG|Will you stop [[doing it wrong]] already?! | |||
Image:Spengbabpatrick.jpg|WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THE KIDS, SPENGBAB?! | |||
Image:Splenborg.jpg|Run like Hell and don't look back! | |||
Image:Patrickmahboi.JPG|[[LINK MAH BOIIIII|PATRICK MAH BOIIIII!]] | |||
Image:Jo95spengbab.jpg|Without even trying... | |||
Image:L 3f66f3b254a1ee6accdc7e30025309b9.jpg|Don't worry, [[serious business|it's just the Internet]]. | |||
Image:sb45.JPG|[[Shit|"Cereal"]] my ass. | |||
Image:Spingebeb.jpg|[[Mexico|¡SPENGBAB PIÑATA!]] | |||
Image:kuntabobniggerpants.jpg|"No. Excuse me. I am looking for some pussy and some cunt and some butthole." | |||
Image:Spengbobspinewire.gif|[[Goggles|What is seen cannot be unseen.]] | |||
Image:spingbab.jpg|"Ah Loves Deh RC Cola" | |||
Image:Nightmaresforu.gif|Spengbab makes his television debut. | |||
Image:Sphangebsb.jpg|Could it really get [[shitting dick nipples|any worse than this]]? | |||
Image:Spongepuke_Shitinmypants_by_TheSykotix.jpg|And finally, Spongepuke Shitmypants. | |||
Image:Spengbab2.jpg | |||
Image:spingbub.jpg | |||
Image:Spengbab1_by_DaTim.jpg | |||
Image:Schplurnfelb.jpg|Schplurnfelb is offended by your poor hygiene. | |||
Image:Niggerbob.jpg|Niggerbob wants your girlfriend and yo weed. | |||
Image:Ultimate Spengbab.jpg|Spengbab in his final form | |||
Image:I'm_Ready.jpg|Spengbab by Cannibal Cartoonist | |||
</gallery>}} | |||
==See also== | |||
*[[Mershed Perderder]] | |||
*[[Morbid Krabs]] | |||
*[[Nod Flenders]] | |||
*[[Pikaman]] | |||
*[[Spongebob Squarepants]] | |||
*[[Woll Smoth]] | |||
*[[Uncle Dolan]] - Newfags' equivalent. | |||
==External links== | |||
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20081224091730/http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=16817606 (Wayback Machine) 4chanarchive thread] | |||
*{{myspace|spengb0b|Spengbab's MySpace}} | |||
*[http://search.deviantart.com/?section=browse&qh=boost%3Apopular+age_sigma%3A24h+age_scale%3A5&q=spengbab Spengbab Fanart, courtesy of deviantART.] | |||
[[Category:4chan Archive]] | |||
{{memes}} | |||
{{Creepypasta}} | |||
[[Category:Galleries]] | |||
Latest revision as of 13:19, 20 August 2024
Spengbab is like Spongebob, except not. Y'see, once upon a time, Spongebob got lost on his way to a Russian bath-house and ended up in an unknown location after consulting MapQuest for directions. Upon arrival he was welcomed by the locals with a complete MS Paint makeover so's he'd fit in better. However, like The Picture of Dorian Gray, the moar he lurked, the moar his likeness became gruesomely disfigured and hideous.
Now, he is to the point that he has become the very definition of H.P. Lovecraft's famous works, in all of their eldritch horror. While "Spengbab" is his usual alias, he is also known by several disgusting - and unfortunately apt - names, which you will find below. Thankfully, the mutation made it so he can no longer talk, or at least, he can only talk in Simple English.
In a related story, a similar tragedy recently occurred when the normally adorable Pikachu suffered a similar fate and was transformed into the nightmarish Pikaman. Seems as if all the Internets likes to do is plunder and pillage your pretty little childhood memories.
The Most Disturbing YouTube Clips Evar
Previous Video | Next Video |
Squedwad's Suicide
The Legend Of Spengbab
Our Journey Begins... About missing Pics
-
This can't end well... -
Spernd Berp -
Sporgblat Svenporks -
Klaatuhbob Veratanectopants -
Spingbob Skurrpleponce -
Uh oh... -
-
[Expand Gallery]
-
Splorgbleb rises from the depths. -
-
Spenjellbob Gorbobosh -
Splortbab Squatpeeps -
Spunkbab Spleenpops -
Spangebawb Bawbspangepants -
Scrambeb Snarepass -
Spengblood Slagpints -
Spugalbob Zubabapants -
Splooshbab Weepypontz -
Spengabarba Squardapoots -
Speengblar Sklabohapints -
Spengbib Simpipants -
Spegngjbloh Squerepuntsd -
-
Spengcrap Peniscockpants -
Skankbob Dildobutts -
Spenglorb Blorpsplash -
Spengbab IRL. -
Getting a cameo role in The Enigma of Amigara Fault. -
Call the Anti-Defamation League, we gotta problem. -
Sometimes Spengbab has a great set of tits... -
-
Call me Ishmael. -
As if it wasn't bad enough, now he's on crack. -
Is Spengbab Battletoads? -
The end of Spengbab's penis is called an "aglet". Its purpose is sinister. -
-
Daddy? Is that you? -
Mommy? Is that you too? -
Spengabrbalb got home from a night out with the boys. -
After the Bikini Bottom axe massacre. -
-
No, dammit, you're doing it wrong! -
Still doing it wrong... -
Will you stop doing it wrong already?! -
WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THE KIDS, SPENGBAB?! -
Run like Hell and don't look back! -
-
Without even trying... -
Don't worry, it's just the Internet. -
"Cereal" my ass. -
-
"No. Excuse me. I am looking for some pussy and some cunt and some butthole." -
-
"Ah Loves Deh RC Cola" -
Spengbab makes his television debut. -
Could it really get any worse than this? -
And finally, Spongepuke Shitmypants. -
-
-
-
Schplurnfelb is offended by your poor hygiene. -
Niggerbob wants your girlfriend and yo weed. -
Spengbab in his final form -
Spengbab by Cannibal Cartoonist
See also
- Mershed Perderder
- Morbid Krabs
- Nod Flenders
- Pikaman
- Spongebob Squarepants
- Woll Smoth
- Uncle Dolan - Newfags' equivalent.
External links
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Spengbab is part of a series on Visit the Memes Portal for complete coverage. |
 Spengbab is part of a series on Creepypasta [Scared?]
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