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Braeburned (born December 22, 1993, age 21, lives in [[South Dakota]], [[USA]]). He's not just a [[gay]] [[brony]], but a homosexual, [[incest]], [[rule 63]], [[pedophile]] faggot who dreams on one day having gay sex with a male horse who looks like Applejack's homosexual cousin, Braeburn until the farmer spot him raping the horse and headshots him.
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Braeburned (born December 22, 1993, age 21, lives in [[South Dakota]], [[USA]], is a [[gay]] [[brony]] with a face like a sockpuppet that was sat on by a [[Fat|ham planet]] who draws assloads of gay horse porn to cope with the idea that he'll never even be able to fill any of his openings with a plug of the pure [[horsecock]] he oh so desires. Like any Brony artist, his cage is being [[Rape|rattled hard]] by the cold vice-like embrace of [[autism]] and he will die a [[virgin]] to fulfill his destiny of joining the harem of a proud [[Muslim|jihadist]].
[[File:Braeburnedfanboy.jpg|right|thumb|200px|This fanboy of Braeburned on the left [[clop]]s to his gay stallion porn every night.]]
[[File:Braeburnedfanboy.jpg|right|thumb|200px|This fanboy of Braeburned on the left [[clop]]s to his gay stallion porn every night.]]
== Is he really [[mariotehplumber]]? ==


===Is he really [[mariotehplumber]]?===
[[File:Braeburnedismariotehplumber.jpg|left|200px|]]
[[File:Braeburnedismariotehplumber.jpg|left|thumb|200px|]]
Could he really be his twin brother? Was he in part of the amiibo scalping with him? Did he loan $40,000 from the money he made for drawing all of those horse cocks to his brother to buy all of these amiibos? Was he masturbating to one of the male characters (mostly the [[Pokemon]] amiibos) while no one was looking? It's unknown since Braeburned wouldn't even do similar shit like Mariotehplumber does such as destroying [[Crash Bandicoot]] and that he's a pony [[yaoi]] (he actually does draw pony [[hentai]] despite he's a homo) fag and somewhat a [[deviantART]] freak.
Could he really be his twin brother? Was he in part of the amiibo scalping with him? Did he loaned $40,000 from the money he make for drawing all of those horse cocks to his brother to buy all of these amiibos? Was he masturbating to one of the male character (mostly the [[Pokemon]] amiibos) while he's not looking? It's unknown since Braeburned wouldn't even do similar shit like Mariotehplumber does such as destroying [[Crash Bandicoot]] and that he's a pony [[yaoi]] (he actually does draw pony [[hentai]] despite he's a homo) fag and somewhat a [[deviantART]] freak.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
==Saddle Up! (My Ass!)==
[[File:SaddleUpCover.png|center|thumb|480px|Trust me. I didn't make this. This was actually from a fake [[MonkeyGameGuides]] Tumblr account.]]
 
 


You know how a lot of these sick fucks make money out of making pony porn (especially in a paper printed ?!)? This marks the very first stupid fucking money grubbing art pack to feature a shit and shit ton of fucking disturbing horsecocks!


===BlitzPony===
== His Evil arch enemy, MonkeyGameGuides! (Maybe?) ==
===BlueBender===
[[File:MonkeyGameGuides.png|thumb|200px|left]]
===BoltSwift===
[[File:SaddleUpCover.png|right|thumb|200px|Trust me. This was actually from a fake [[MonkeyGameGuides]] Tumblr account.]]
===Caboni32===
It was rumored that [[MonkeyGameGuides]] had a Tumblr (possiblyfake since he never mentions bronies when talking about killing every single furfag) that was sadly deactivated. Don't believe it? Noble trolls managed to obtain that edited pic he did of that Saddle Up cover that you saw. Still skeptical? Here are some of the remaining pieces from the account. Be warned, gentle reader, this will scar you! Sorta like looking at [[Drawn Sex]] porn and then being blind for a week after what you saw.
===Caldark===
===CandyClops===
===Cassius===
===Clopper-Dude===
===CoffeeCream===
===Crombie===
===dBPony===
===DimWitDog===
Yeah, her art style is fucking ugly. And makes me wish that she was arrested for childporn, but sadly, [[foalcon]] doesn't count illegal.
===Dovne===
===FearingFun===
Some Japanese weird ass (worst Asian since [[8HORNS]], but with ponies instead of Dot Warner, but not that close to 8HORNS because 8HORNS raped our childhood by raping Dot. And he rapes fillies. Why can't foalcon be counted as [[child porn]]?). And his art style is shitty.
 
===Hellticket===
===Hobbsmeerkat===
===HoodooNSFW===
===InktwistFudge===
===Jarwis===
===Kaczy===
===Keishinkae===
===Kryptchild===
===MessySketch===
===MLPFWB===
===MikeTheUser===
He recently made the worst [[Batman]] fanart I ever saw, and made me destroy my Batman Arkham City and NES game.
===Mrfatcakes===
===NamelessEnemy===
===NekoCrispy===
===Nobby===
===NotSafeForHoofs===
===Pentabins===
===PS===
===Quartz-Poker===
===RatofPoni===
His art style is also fucking shit too.
===Rawrcharlierawr===
===SB===
===Shigoto===
===Sidekick===
===Sinclair2013===
===Skipsy===
===Slendidnt===
===StaryKrow===
===Stedilnik===
===Terra===
===Tres-Apples===
===Twinkie===
===WBM===
===Whoop===
===Youwannaslap===
===Zajice===
 
==His Evil arch enemy, MonkeyGameGuides! (Maybe?)==
[[File:MonkeyGameGuides.png|right|thumb|200px|]]
It was rumored that [[MonkeyGameGuides]] had a Tumblr which might be a fake because he never even mention about bronies while he talks about killing every single furfag, which sadly got deactivated. Don't believe me? I managed to get that edited pic he did of that Saddle Up cover that you saw. Still don't believe me? Here are some of the remaining pieces from the account. But I gotta warn you, this will scar you! Sorta like looking at [[Drawn Sex]] porn and then being blind for a week after what you saw.


[http://irongearsnsfwart.tumblr.com/post/94472718474/mrfatcakes-monkeygameguides-fuck-you][http://silentobserver01.tumblr.com/post/94469444726/monkeygameguides-fuck-you-rockarboom2013-my#notes][http://silentobserver01.tumblr.com/post/94468070511/is-this-faggot-for-real-is-he-really-this#notes][http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1419421#search=Fearingfun]
[http://irongearsnsfwart.tumblr.com/post/94472718474/mrfatcakes-monkeygameguides-fuck-you][http://silentobserver01.tumblr.com/post/94469444726/monkeygameguides-fuck-you-rockarboom2013-my#notes][http://silentobserver01.tumblr.com/post/94468070511/is-this-faggot-for-real-is-he-really-this#notes][http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1419421#search=Fearingfun]


==External Links==
== External Links ==
{{tumblr|braeburned}} I'm warning you, it's a realy, shitty, hell!


{{tumblr|askbraeburned}} Or instead make him angry with some anon questions!
* {{tumblr|braeburned}} Really, really shitty.
* {{tumblr|askbraeburned}} One could make him angry with some anon questions!
* {{twitter|braeburned}}
* {{tumblr|tobias-kelmandia}} Braeburned's number one fan(dead).
* {{tumblr|cloperella.tumblr}} And his second fan.


{{twitter|braeburned}}
== See Also ==
* [[TheMysteriousMrEnter]], his alleged boyfriend.
* [[Brony]]
* [[Dying Alone]]
* [[Faggots]]




[http://tobias-kelmandia.tumblr.com/ Braeburned's number one fan.]
[http://cloperella.tumblr.com/ And his second fan.]


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Braeburned (born December 22, 1993, age 21, lives in South Dakota, USA, is a gay brony with a face like a sockpuppet that was sat on by a ham planet who draws assloads of gay horse porn to cope with the idea that he'll never even be able to fill any of his openings with a plug of the pure horsecock he oh so desires. Like any Brony artist, his cage is being rattled hard by the cold vice-like embrace of autism and he will die a virgin to fulfill his destiny of joining the harem of a proud jihadist.

This fanboy of Braeburned on the left clops to his gay stallion porn every night.

Is he really mariotehplumber?

Could he really be his twin brother? Was he in part of the amiibo scalping with him? Did he loan $40,000 from the money he made for drawing all of those horse cocks to his brother to buy all of these amiibos? Was he masturbating to one of the male characters (mostly the Pokemon amiibos) while no one was looking? It's unknown since Braeburned wouldn't even do similar shit like Mariotehplumber does such as destroying Crash Bandicoot and that he's a pony yaoi (he actually does draw pony hentai despite he's a homo) fag and somewhat a deviantART freak.


His Evil arch enemy, MonkeyGameGuides! (Maybe?)

Trust me. This was actually from a fake MonkeyGameGuides Tumblr account.

It was rumored that MonkeyGameGuides had a Tumblr (possiblyfake since he never mentions bronies when talking about killing every single furfag) that was sadly deactivated. Don't believe it? Noble trolls managed to obtain that edited pic he did of that Saddle Up cover that you saw. Still skeptical? Here are some of the remaining pieces from the account. Be warned, gentle reader, this will scar you! Sorta like looking at Drawn Sex porn and then being blind for a week after what you saw.

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