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Early in the morning of October 28, 2009, Eric Vaughn posted a ban'''me''' thread on Something Awful. In the OP, Eric detailed himself "cleaning" his keyboard, and provided the following images | Early in the morning of October 28, 2009, Eric Vaughn posted a ban'''me''' thread on [[Something Awful]]. In the OP, Eric detailed himself "cleaning" his keyboard, and provided the following images | ||
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Image: | Image:Goop1.jpg|Dude, that's a dirty keyboard. | ||
Image: | Image:Goop2.jpg|Yeah, really dirty. | ||
Image: | Image:Goop3.jpg|OK, you've kind of made your point. | ||
Image: | Image:Goop4.jpg|Wow, look at it there on the paper. That's really good Eric, thanks. | ||
Image: | Image:Goop5.jpg|Ooh, a bit more. | ||
Image: | Image:Goop6.jpg|Glad to see you cleaning it up. | ||
Image: | Image:Goop7.jpg|Right. Tedium is setting in. | ||
Image: | Image:Goop8.jpg|Oh why hello there little fella. What are you doing here? | ||
Image: | Image:Goop9.jpg|Not really into that but ok. | ||
Image: | Image:Goop10.jpg|Eric what are you doing? | ||
Image: | Image:Goop11.jpg|Oh God. | ||
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Image:Poopsicle9.png|9 | Image:Poopsicle9.png|9 | ||
Image:Poopsicle10.png|10 | Image:Poopsicle10.png|10 | ||
Image:Poopsicle11.png|11 | Image:Poopsicle11.png|11 Your dick just twitched didn't it you [[sick fuck|fucking freak]]!! | ||
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==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
*[[Morning Glory]] - A very similar webcomic. | |||
*[[Lolokaust]] | *[[Lolokaust]] | ||
*[[Webcomic]] | *[[Webcomic]] | ||
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== External links == | == External links == | ||
*http://archive.is/hs2yw '''Archived copy of http://rdk.deadbsd.org/electricretard/, which used to be a mirror but is now goatse''' | |||
*http://www.mediafire.com/file/oym22xv4tl89cix/electricretard.cbz '''CBZ of Electric Retard''' | |||
'''Dead Links''' | |||
*<s>http://www.electricretard.com/</s> '''Site appears to have been shut down.''' | *<s>http://www.electricretard.com/</s> '''Site appears to have been shut down.''' | ||
*<s>http://www.electricretard.com/forums/</s> '''Gone as well.''' | *<s>http://www.electricretard.com/forums/</s> '''Gone as well.''' | ||
*http://d2k5.com/pages/electricretard/ - ''' | *<s>http://d2k5.com/pages/electricretard/</s> - '''dead.''' | ||
*http://www.fagart.org/ '''Eric's minions try to outmaster him.''' | *<s>http://www.fagart.org/ '''Eric's minions try to outmaster him.</s> dead''' | ||
*http://www.myspace.com/electricretard_mrbrown | *<s>http://www.myspace.com/electricretard_mrbrown</s> '''empty''' | ||
*<s>[http://www.sigvatr.com/ Eric's personal website.]</s> '''Now empty.''' | *<s>[http://www.sigvatr.com/ Eric's personal website.]</s> '''Now empty.''' | ||
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Latest revision as of 03:18, 2 August 2024
Electric Retard is a spectacularly mediocre webcomic written by self confessed pædophile Eric Vaughn. It can be described as "existent" and "on the internet", however please do not confuse it with Goatse, which satisfies both criteria however is a far superior piece. As with the majority of the sick fuck community, Eric finds it difficult to not include his hobbies in his projects, thus pedophilia is a recurring theme in his poorly drawn strips. Not the vaguely acceptable "she kinda looked old enough" type that you know you would be susceptible to, the kind where grown men rape babies.
Defender of all things holy John Solomon offended all 7 Electric Retard fans when he had this to say about their hero:
—Telling it how it is here |
There's currently a working Electric Retard mirror located at http://d2k5.com/pages/electricretard/.
Forums
If Electric Retard didn't provide you with enough wholesome imagery and inspire you to do totally legal things with that hot loli from down the street, the accompanying forums are a hot-spot for similarly hilarious contributions to the good old fashioned lulz!.
Examples of material found on the old Electric Retard forums include:
- Hundreds of user-made fancomics drawn in MS Paint featuring a nigger being shot or some white chick getting raped.
- 4chan/Something Awful reposts.
- Old memes.
- Grade A Faggotry in abundance.
- Nazi propaganda, and general meaningless racism.
- Shameless self promotion via spamming other monstrosities
The Electric Retard forum is locked in a never ending quest to spawn catchy memes across every corner of the internet. These are theOMG MILLHOUSE IS NOT A MEME IS A MEME LOL <3 crowd and they have made such stunning attempts as:
- Mr. Brown, mascot of Electric Retard, often called upon for a nigger removal.
- Giant Naked Hitler. OMG edgy.
- Shitman
- Rapeface
- George Bush Does Not Care About Black People
- The aformentioned Aryan Sun.
It is to be noted, as the new forum is up, we are now 100% sure that Eric is a faggot.
The Australia Connection
Recently, Eric posted a picture of himself relaxing at home with a cigarette, watching some TV on a Brisbane forum.
Something Awful. Something Really, Really Awful
Early in the morning of October 28, 2009, Eric Vaughn posted a banme thread on Something Awful. In the OP, Eric detailed himself "cleaning" his keyboard, and provided the following images
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Dude, that's a dirty keyboard.
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Yeah, really dirty.
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OK, you've kind of made your point.
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Wow, look at it there on the paper. That's really good Eric, thanks.
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Ooh, a bit more.
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Glad to see you cleaning it up.
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Right. Tedium is setting in.
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Oh why hello there little fella. What are you doing here?
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Not really into that but ok.
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Eric what are you doing?
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Oh God.
Stunning performance there from Mr. Vaughn.
Critical reception
Unsurprisingly, conservative Christian mothers were appalled when they caught their sons fapping to the sight of an elderly lady being split apart by the phallus of a giant Hitler and flooded Electric Retard's hosting provider with complaints. After "careful consideration", the website was pulled due to a TOS technicality.
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See Also
- Morning Glory - A very similar webcomic.
- Lolokaust
- Webcomic
- Pedophile
- MS Paint
External links
- http://archive.is/hs2yw Archived copy of http://rdk.deadbsd.org/electricretard/, which used to be a mirror but is now goatse
- http://www.mediafire.com/file/oym22xv4tl89cix/electricretard.cbz CBZ of Electric Retard
Dead Links
http://www.electricretard.com/Site appears to have been shut down.http://www.electricretard.com/forums/Gone as well.http://d2k5.com/pages/electricretard/- dead.http://www.fagart.org/ Eric's minions try to outmaster him.deadhttp://www.myspace.com/electricretard_mrbrownemptyEric's personal website.Now empty.
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