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'''Incest''' is a [[redneck]] pastime in which two people who are thoroughly related engage in sexual intercourse. As to why anyone would ever try this knowing that it usually results with retarded babies is due to them knowing that their own ugly-ass family members are the only ones who will give them a shot at sex. Along with [[rape]], [[pedophilia]] and [[dickgirl|hermaphrodites]], Incest is one of the few things that [[WWOEC|the]] [[b/|porn]]-[[Japan|desensitized]] still get off to.
 
'''Incest''' is a [[Redneck]]/[[Jew]]/[[Muslim]]/Zoroastrian pastime and an [[Anime]] plot device in which two people who are thoroughly related engage in sexual intercourse. As to why anyone would ever try this knowing that it usually results with hairless, toothless, retarded babies that play the banjo is due to them knowing that their own ugly-ass family members are the only ones who will give them a shot at sex. Along with [[rape]], [[pedophilia]] and [[dickgirl|hermaphrodites]], Incest is one of the few things that [[WWOEC|the]] [[b/|porn]]-[[Japan|desensitized]] still get off to.


==Views on incest==
==Views on incest==
In traditional Balinese culture, a set of twins of the opposite sex were forced to marry each other, since it was assumed that they had sex in utero. In traditional Mohave culture, opposite-sex twins were thought to have been married in heaven. So if you either belong to some irrelevant Asian people or some extincted Indian tribe, [[You Win the Prize|you win]]. It's [[fact|often believed]] that this is not only acceptable but a popular pastime in Japanese cultures, where a majority of their [[hentai]] doujins use it as a common theme (See: ''[[TITTY MONSTER]]'').
In traditional Balinese culture, a set of twins of the opposite sex were forced to marry each other, since it was assumed that they had sex in utero. In traditional Mohave culture, opposite-sex twins were thought to have been married in heaven. So if you either belong to some irrelevant Asian people or some extincted Indian tribe, [[You Win the Prize|you win]]. It's [[fact|often believed]] that this is not only acceptable but a popular pastime in Japanese cultures, where a majority of their [[hentai]] doujins use it as a common theme (See: ''[[TITTY MONSTER]]'').


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==Galleries==
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File:AwfullyTight.jpg|Japs loves their [[lolicon|little sisters]]
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|A family that sleeps together keeps together.|Typical [[redneck|Southerner]].
|A family that sleeps together keeps together.|Typical [[redneck|Southerner]].
|Why waste all that perfectly good spooge on complete strangers?|Yet another Typical [[redneck|Southerner]].
|Why waste all that perfectly good spooge on complete strangers?|Yet another Typical [[redneck|Southerner]].
|If you find your big sister sexually attractive, why not do it with her?|A third [[redneck|southerner]].
|Incest: Fun for the whole family!|[[Snover]]
|Incest: Fun for the whole family!|[[Snover]]
|They say incest is best. Why not put your sister to the test?|Ancient Proverb.
|They say incest is best. Why not put your big sister to the test?|Ancient Proverb.
|Incest is only alright if both parties involved are freak'n hot!|[[President|Bill Clinton]]}}</center>
|Incest is only alright if both parties involved are freak'n hot!|[[President|Bill Clinton]]}}
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==See Also==
==See Also==
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*[[Aimee Louise Sword]]
*[[Aimee Louise Sword]]
*[[Brother and Sisters]]
*[[Brother and Sisters]]
*[[Chris-Chan]]
*[[Dorian Thorn]]
*[[Dorian Thorn]]
*[[Epic Incest Dynasty|The Hapsbergs]]
**[[Incest/Brother]]
**[[Incest/Mother]]
**[[Incest/Step Sister]]
*[[Incest Confessions]]
*[[Incest Archives]]
*[[Incest Archives]]
*[[Incest Confessions]]
*[[Josef Fritzl]]
*[[Incestlogs:001|Log 1]]
*[[Incestlogs:001|Log 1]]
*[[Incestlogs:002|Log 2]]
*[[Incestlogs:002|Log 2]]
*[[Marjan Siklic]]
*[[Motherless]]
*[[Josef Fritzl]]
*[[Lena Dunham]]
*[[Steven Bonnell II]]
*[[TITTY MONSTER]]
*[[TITTY MONSTER]]
*[[Twincest]]
*[[Twincest]]
*[[Wasd]]
*[[Wasd]]
*[[Yosuga No Sora]]


==External links==
==External links==
*[http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081213184916AA8nQ96 Sometimes it was just an accident]
*[http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081213184916AA8nQ96 Sometimes it was just an accident]
*[http://www.cousincouples.com Support site for people who love their cousins]
*[http://www.angelfire.com/on/cousins/index.html Another incest support site]
*[http://www.angelfire.com/on/cousins/index.html Another incest support site]
*[http://geneticsexualattraction.com Forum for incestuous people]
*[http://domai.com/news/2010/02february-05/index.html Dummy`s guide to topless sunbathing in Europe with your sister]
*[http://domai.com/news/2010/02february-05/index.html Dummy`s guide to topless sunbathing in Europe with your sister]
* {{pastebin|Gt47E4Nr|Oral Hygiene Bro}}
===Forums===
*[http://www.cousincouples.com/forum CousinCouples]
*[http://thegsaforum.com/ GeneticSexualAttraction]
*[http://www.forum.incestizbest.com/ IncestIzBest]
*[http://forum.incesttaboo.com IncestTaboo] (last archived {{wayback|http://forum.incesttaboo.com/forum.php|20130511044325|title=May 11 2013}} and {{wayback|http://forum.incesttaboo.com/forum.php?s=36cf1b85513ad6a324032371c025a3af|20131226085125|title=December 26 2013}})
*[http://ins-dream.com/forum/index.php Ins-Dream]
* {{reddit|incest|/r/incest}}
* [http://forum.xnxx.com/group.php?groupid=540 XNXX]
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Latest revision as of 00:28, 12 June 2024

Incest is a Redneck/Jew/Muslim/Zoroastrian pastime and an Anime plot device in which two people who are thoroughly related engage in sexual intercourse. As to why anyone would ever try this knowing that it usually results with hairless, toothless, retarded babies that play the banjo is due to them knowing that their own ugly-ass family members are the only ones who will give them a shot at sex. Along with rape, pedophilia and hermaphrodites, Incest is one of the few things that the porn-desensitized still get off to.

Views on incest

In traditional Balinese culture, a set of twins of the opposite sex were forced to marry each other, since it was assumed that they had sex in utero. In traditional Mohave culture, opposite-sex twins were thought to have been married in heaven. So if you either belong to some irrelevant Asian people or some extincted Indian tribe, you win. It's often believed that this is not only acceptable but a popular pastime in Japanese cultures, where a majority of their hentai doujins use it as a common theme (See: TITTY MONSTER).

Sigmund Freud claimed that incest is a natural psychological event in every young man's life to lust for their mother, which he theorized after many visits from his female patients and between his after hour activities. The topic is still often debated and always results in drama, effectively making him one of the most successful trolls in the past century.

According to the bible, all human life started with Adam and Eve. Their kids fucked and produced inbred babies, who in turn proceeded to fuck each other, and so on. Later, when God got pissed off and decided to start unleashing the banhammer on all of Earth's inbreds with a massive flood, Noah built an ark where he and family committed incest again, further narrowing our gene pool.

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  • Japs loves their little sisters
    Japs loves their little sisters
  • The proper way to greet one's mother when returning home from vacation
    The proper way to greet one's mother when returning home from vacation
  • Dorian Thorn and sister.
    Dorian Thorn and sister.
  • Pedobear is only limited by age.
    Pedobear is only limited by age.
  • All incest is not wincest.
    All incest is not wincest.
  • Some things you really should just keep to yourself.
    Some things you really should just keep to yourself.
  • True royalty
    True royalty


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Quotes

   
“ 		 
A family that sleeps together keeps together.
  		„
  		 

—Typical Southerner.

   
“ 		 
Why waste all that perfectly good spooge on complete strangers?
  		„
  		 

—Yet another Typical Southerner.

   
“ 		 
If you find your big sister sexually attractive, why not do it with her?
  		„
  		 

—A third southerner.

   
“ 		 
Incest: Fun for the whole family!
  		„
  		 

—Snover

   
“ 		 
They say incest is best. Why not put your big sister to the test?
  		„
  		 

—Ancient Proverb.

   
“ 		 
Incest is only alright if both parties involved are freak'n hot!
  		„
  		 

—Bill Clinton

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See Also

Gay people have incest too

External links

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