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[[File:hp-typical-fan.png|thumb|Typical Housepets! fan. [[srsly]]]]
[[File:hp-typical-fan.png|thumb|Typical Housepets! fan. [[srsly]]]]
'''Housepets!''' is accepted among [[furfags]] as the new best furry [[webcomic]] around since [[D.C._Simpson|Ozy and Millie]]. As such, it is still complete [[shit]]. Proving that nothing furry can remain innocent, even at the behest and hard work of "Housepets!" creator Rick Griffin (btw, his [[fursona]] is a [[lolwut|furret]]), the comic has become fodder for [[Rule 34]]. Recently, the comic jumped shark when Rick decided to infuse his comic with scifi/fantasy [[shit|mumbo jumbo]] that no one understands. Even [[13 year old boys|hardcore fans]] are concerned that their [[yiff|innocent]], [[unfunny|uproariously hilarious]] comic has gone down the shitter.
'''Housepets!''' , written by '''Rick Griffin''', real name [[Powerword|'''Wesley Hamilton''']], is accepted among [[furfags]] as the new best furry [[webcomic]] around since [[D.C._Simpson|Ozy and Millie]]. As such, it is still complete [[shit]]. Proving that nothing furry can remain innocent, even at the behest and hard work of "Housepets!" creator Rick Griffin (btw, his [[fursona]] is a [[lolwut|furret]]), the comic has become fodder for [[Rule 34]]. Recently, the comic jumped shark when Rick decided to infuse his comic with [[Science Fiction|sci-fi]]/[[fantasy]] [[Bixnood|mumbo jumbo]] that [[no one]] understands. Even hardcore [[fan]]s are concerned that their [[yiff|innocent]], uproariously [[hilarious]] comic has gone down the shitter.


==Characters==
==Cast==
* [[Retard|Peanut Butter]] - A [[faggot]] [[dog]] who belongs to the [[vore|Sandwich]] family along with his [[incest|sister he wants to fuck]] who, by the way, [[A cat is fine too|is a cat]].
* Peanut Butter Sandwich - A [[dog]] who belongs to the [[Sandwich]] family along with his [[incest|sister he wants to fuck]] who, by the way, [[A cat is fine too|is a cat]].
* [[Reverse trap|Grape Jelly]] - A [[cat]] who is Peanut's fuck-buddy.  She likes to [[OJ Simpson|solve her problems with violence]].  Also everyone thought she was a boy.
* Grape Jelly Sandwich - A [[cat]] who is Peanut's fuck-buddy.  She likes to solve her problems with [[violence]].  Also everyone thought she was a boy.
* [[Wigger|Bino]] - A dog who runs the [[Gang|Good ol' dogs club]] that causes all the mischief.  He has a much cooler brother.  Is also a [[retard]]
* Tarot - Peanut's [[batshit insane]], Pomeranian girlfriend.  Turns out she was an [[Egypt]]ian [[Dragon]]. And she's playing an intergalactic D&D game with a [[gryphon]] named Pete and a [[Naruto|nine-tailed kitsune]]. [[Scientology]] in a nutshell.
* black person - A faggot cat who is in love with Grape.  Is a pretty cool guy, has a bite in his ear and doesn't afraid of doing nothing in the comic.
* Spot - A dog superhero comic drawn and written by Peanut. Always used as filler when Rick is too preoccupied to draw a real comic.
[[File:Rick griffin-trolling.png|thumb|Rick Griffin finally admits it.]]
* Bino - A dog who runs the [[Gang|Good Ol' Dogs Club]] that causes all the mischief.  He has a much cooler brother.  Is also a [[retard]].
* black person - A niggerdog.  While not eating [[fried chicken]] he likes to [[Rape|choke small animals]].  He is in the gang and his owner is a nigra.
* Fox - Another fucking dog who's fuck buddy [[irony|is the guy who tried to kidnap him]].  Also apparently he's smart.
* Fox - Another fucking dog who's fuck buddy [[irony|is the guy who tried to kidnap him]].  Also apparently he's [[retard|retard]]smart.
* Sasha - Somehow more retarded than Peanut.  She has an owner who drinks and rapes her, then locks her out of the house forcing King to [[Fuck|cuddle with]] her.
* King - [[WTF|A PETA member who stole Fox and then was being charged in the courthouse when a giant gryphon came out of no where and turned him into a dog and now his butt buddy is the same dog he tried to kidnap.]] Fantards immediately loved King because he was an asshole. Also, Housepets! fans have [[Transformation|Transformation Fetishes]].
* Joey - A dog who wishes he was a cat so much that he [[Fursuit|dresses up like one]].
* [[Aspie|Sasha]] - Somehow more retarded than Peanut.  She has an owner who drinks and rapes her, then locks her out of the house forcing King to [[Fuck|cuddle with]] her.
* Rex - A niggerdog.  While not eating [[fried chicken]] he likes to [[Rape|choke small animals]].  He is in the gang and his owner is a negro.
* [[Fursuit|Joey]] - A dog who wishes he was a cat so much that he [[furfag|dresses up like one]].
* Maxwell - A snarky cat who is in love with Grape.  Is a pretty cool guy, has a bite in his ear and doesn't afraid of doing nothing in the comic.
* Fido - A K9 cop that is Bino's cooler brother and co-founder of the gang.  Has an interracial relationship with a black person cat Sabrina.
* Fido Byron - A K9 cop that is Bino's cooler brother and co-founder of the gang.  Has an interspecies relationship with the cat Sabrina.
* black person - A cat that is Fido's [[mexican|illegal]] black person girlfriend.
* Sabrina - A cat that is Fido's secret girlfriend.
* [[Batshit insane|Tarot]] - Peanuts [[batshit insane]], Pomeranian [[fuck buddy|girlfriend]].  Turns out she was an [[Africa|Egyptian]] [[Fuck you, I'm a dragon!|Dragon]]. And she's playing an intergalactic D&D game with a [[2 gryphon|gryphon named Pete]] and a [[Naruto|Nine Tailed Kitsune]]. What?
* Tiger Arbelt - A dog who is named after a cat.  Is teased because of it.  
* [[Mario|Daisy]] - HI I'M DAISY!
* Marvin Arbelt -  Tiger's bro.  He is also a cat.
* Spot - A dog superhero comic drawn and written by Peanut. Always used as filler when Rick is too [[meth|preoccupied]] to draw a real comic.
* Zach Arbelt - A rabbit [[WTF|who is the catalyst of a cosmic chain reaction by opening the forbidden gate in the Mysterious Forest]].
* [[Cat|Tiger]] - A dog who is named after a cat.  Is teased because of it.  
* King - A PETA member who stole Fox and then was being charged in the courthouse when a giant gryphon came out of no where and turned him from a human into a dog and now his butt buddy is the same dog he tried to kidnap. Fantards immediately loved King because he was an asshole. Also, Housepets! fans have [[transformation]] [[fetish]]es.
* Marvin -  Tiger's [[fuck buddy|bro]].  He is also a cat.
* Daisy - HI I'M DAISY!
* Zach - A rabbit [[WTF|who is the catalyst of a cosmic chain reaction by opening the forbidden gate in the Mysterious Forest]].


There are also some humans but Rick decided to rip off [[shit|Peanuts]] and ignore humans in favor of the more [[boring|interesting]] lives of the titular Housepets. Seriously, Mr. Sandwich's beard is more interesting than half of the comics.
There are also some humans but Rick decided to rip off [[shit|Peanuts]] and ignore humans in favor of the more [[boring|interesting]] lives of the titular Housepets. Seriously, Mr. Sandwich's beard is more interesting than half of the comics.
==The Penis Saga==
Since the comic itself is so fucking boring, some people have decided to add penises to the comics in an attempt to spice them up:
{{cg|Gallery of the Great Penis Saga|penishousepetsgallery|center|<gallery>
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Image:Great_2.png|Well this one was edited but it's way funnier than the original strip
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</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:Great_5.png
Image:Great_6.png
Image:Great_7.png
</gallery>
|}}
This has ushered the age of the Great Penis Saga where people put penises on there favorite strips thus making the comic easier to read and a hell of a lot funnier.
[[You]] too can contribute too this greatness by adding penises to your favorite strip until every character in every strip of Housepets! has a penis. This also works for females just giv'em nips and vags. And penises.


==Galleries==
==Galleries==
{{cg|Gallery of 34|housepets!gallery|center|<gallery>
<center>
Image:exploitable houspets.jpg|[[Oh exploitable]].
<gallery>
Image:Fox and King.jpg|Fox and King doing what they do best
File:Fox and King.jpg|Fox and King doing what they do best
Image:Fox and King 2.jpg
File:Fox and King 2.jpg
Image:Grape and peanut.jpg|Note the [[Twilight|Pridelands]] poster in the background
File:Grape_Jelly_Peanut.jpg|Grape is quite partial to blowjobs
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:Grape_Jelly_Peanut_Butter.jpg|OMG SHE'S NAKED
Image:Peanut and max.jpg|Rape Face
File:Grape rape.png|Grape [[rape]]
Image:Max Peanut.jpg
File:Peanut and max.jpg|Rape face
Image:Max_Peanut_Butter.jpg
<!--Image:exploitable houspets.jpg|[[Oh exploitable]].-->
Image:Aspie_housepets.jpg|
<!--Image:Grape and peanut.jpg|Note the [[Twilight|Pridelands]] poster in the background-->
Image:Max_grape.jpg|This is actually [[Lie|canon]]
<!--Image:Max Peanut.jpg-->
Image:Fox bein nude.jpg
<!--Image:Max_Peanut_Butter.jpg-->
Image:Grape rape.png|Grape [[Rape]]
<!--Image:Aspie_housepets.jpg|-->
Image:Daisy.jpg|HI I'M DAISY
<!--Image:Max_grape.jpg|This is actually [[Lie|canon]]-->
Image:Grape_Jelly_Peanut_Butter.jpg|OMG SHE'S NAKED
<!--Image:Fox bein nude.jpg-->
Image:Spot_and_saso.jpg
<!--Image:Daisy.jpg|HI I'M DAISY-->
Image:Grape_Jelly_Peanut_Butter_blowjob.jpg|Current Story Arc
<!--Image:Spot_and_saso.jpg-->
Image:Grape_Jelly_Peanut.jpg|Grape is quite partial to blowjobs
<!--Image:Grape_Jelly_Peanut_Butter_blowjob.jpg|Current Story Arc-->
Image:Grape_Peanut_Butter.jpg
<!--Image:Grape_Peanut_Butter.jpg-->
Image:Not so fast.jpg
<!--Image:Not so fast.jpg-->
Image:Grape Jelly Housepets Peanut Butterjpg.jpg
<!--Image:Grape Jelly Housepets Peanut Butterjpg.jpg-->
Image:King me.jpg|King Me
<!--Image:King me.jpg|King Me-->
</gallery>
</gallery>
|}}
</center>


==External Links==
==External Links==
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Latest revision as of 13:52, 8 August 2015

Typical Housepets! fan. srsly

Housepets! , written by Rick Griffin, real name Wesley Hamilton, is accepted among furfags as the new best furry webcomic around since Ozy and Millie. As such, it is still complete shit. Proving that nothing furry can remain innocent, even at the behest and hard work of "Housepets!" creator Rick Griffin (btw, his fursona is a furret), the comic has become fodder for Rule 34. Recently, the comic jumped shark when Rick decided to infuse his comic with sci-fi/fantasy mumbo jumbo that no one understands. Even hardcore fans are concerned that their innocent, uproariously hilarious comic has gone down the shitter.

Cast

  • Peanut Butter Sandwich - A dog who belongs to the Sandwich family along with his sister he wants to fuck who, by the way, is a cat.
  • Grape Jelly Sandwich - A cat who is Peanut's fuck-buddy. She likes to solve her problems with violence. Also everyone thought she was a boy.
  • Tarot - Peanut's batshit insane, Pomeranian girlfriend. Turns out she was an Egyptian Dragon. And she's playing an intergalactic D&D game with a gryphon named Pete and a nine-tailed kitsune. Scientology in a nutshell.
  • Spot - A dog superhero comic drawn and written by Peanut. Always used as filler when Rick is too preoccupied to draw a real comic.
  • Bino - A dog who runs the Good Ol' Dogs Club that causes all the mischief. He has a much cooler brother. Is also a retard.
  • Fox - Another fucking dog who's fuck buddy is the guy who tried to kidnap him. Also apparently he's smart.
  • Sasha - Somehow more retarded than Peanut. She has an owner who drinks and rapes her, then locks her out of the house forcing King to cuddle with her.
  • Joey - A dog who wishes he was a cat so much that he dresses up like one.
  • Rex - A niggerdog. While not eating fried chicken he likes to choke small animals. He is in the gang and his owner is a negro.
  • Maxwell - A snarky cat who is in love with Grape. Is a pretty cool guy, has a bite in his ear and doesn't afraid of doing nothing in the comic.
  • Fido Byron - A K9 cop that is Bino's cooler brother and co-founder of the gang. Has an interspecies relationship with the cat Sabrina.
  • Sabrina - A cat that is Fido's secret girlfriend.
  • Tiger Arbelt - A dog who is named after a cat. Is teased because of it.
  • Marvin Arbelt - Tiger's bro. He is also a cat.
  • Zach Arbelt - A rabbit who is the catalyst of a cosmic chain reaction by opening the forbidden gate in the Mysterious Forest.
  • King - A PETA member who stole Fox and then was being charged in the courthouse when a giant gryphon came out of no where and turned him from a human into a dog and now his butt buddy is the same dog he tried to kidnap. Fantards immediately loved King because he was an asshole. Also, Housepets! fans have transformation fetishes.
  • Daisy - HI I'M DAISY!

There are also some humans but Rick decided to rip off Peanuts and ignore humans in favor of the more interesting lives of the titular Housepets. Seriously, Mr. Sandwich's beard is more interesting than half of the comics.

Galleries

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