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{{achtung|LOLsuit 2016 has Officialy Commenced in a Lame Attempt to Save His home Which Was Being Foreclosed on. [http://www.richmond.com/classifieds/community/announcements/trustee/ad_41ae9d0f-1a5f-55c2-bf04-a3525d5e60c7.html#.V_bQ_awuOa0.email As of 10-13-16 has Been Auctioned Off]. [https://images.encyclopediadramatica.rs/b/b3/Gorgeous_George%27s_Bankruptcy_Form.pdf George Filed for bankruptcy and did not save his house, he is currently squatting in THE BANKS HOUSE.] Retard.}}


[[Image:Gorgeous george.jpg|thumb|Do you have a fat fetish?  I think you do.  You like your women fat don't you?]]
[[Image:Gorgeous george.jpg|thumb|Do you have a fat fetish?  I think you do.  You like your women fat don't you?]]
[[Image:Ggismad.gif|thumb|Angry GG]]
[[File:Ggkick7bo.gif|thumb|Spinning Bird Kic.....uh]]
[[File:Ggkick7bo.gif|thumb|Spinning Bird Kic.....uh]]
[[Image:Gg greasy hands.jpg|thumb|Notice George cant keep his fat greasy hands to himself]]
[[Image:Gg greasy hands.jpg|thumb|Notice George cant keep his fat greasy hands to himself]]
[[Image:GG token.jpg|thumb|Technically there are more white people in the picture considering George weighs 5 times as much as the other 4 people in the picture combined!!!!!]]
[[Image:GG token.jpg|thumb|Technically there are more white people in the picture considering George weighs 5 times as much as the other 4 people in the picture combined!!!!!]]
It all started when a [[Something Awful]] [[goon]] named '''Dr. [[Quinn]]''' first spotted '''George Alexander Yarid''' on public access:
[[File:Even Kevin Thinks Gorgeous George is a loser.jpg|thumb|Even his co-host [[Kaye Lazar|Kevin]] [[trolls]] George.]]
[[File:Cat barfs up GG ball.gif|thumb|How GG's [[unfunny|comedy gold]] is made.]]


 
{{frame|{{quote|''There's a public/cable access host here in Richmond, VA who calls himself Gorgeous George. He's a big fat son of a bitch with greasy hair, ill-fitting clothes and a heavy dose of self-delusion. And he also looks like L. Ron Hubbard amirite? He's sort of a local celebrity - just about everyone I know has had some sort of real-life encounter with him. He's been hosting his little call-in show for about the past 10 years, I think, although my friends and I only discovered it maybe 3-4 years ago. Anyway, needless to say, we had no choice but to prank-call him relentlessly. Unfortunately, he was only on maybe 12 weeks per year.. but we made those weeks count. During any given episode, we had at least half a dozen cellphones dialing in, the end result being that literally about 90% of the calls he received were us insulting him.'' - Dr. Quinn|color=white|size=360%|textColor=white|textSize=120%|sourceColor=green|sourceSize=140%}}|border=grey|background=black|margin=auto}}
     
:''There's a public/cable access host here in Richmond, VA who calls himself Gorgeous George. He's a big fat son of a bitch with greasy hair, ill-fitting clothes and a heavy dose of self-delusion. And he also looks like L. Ron Hubbard amirite? He's sort of a local celebrity - just about everyone I know has had some sort of real-life encounter with him. He's been hosting his little call-in show for about the past 10 years, I think, although my friends and I only discovered it maybe 3-4 years ago. Anyway, needless to say, we had no choice but to prank-call him relentlessly. Unfortunately, he was only on maybe 12 weeks per year.. but we made those weeks count. During any given episode, we had at least half a dozen cellphones dialing in, the end result being that literally about 90% of the calls he received were us insulting him.''
   
   
[[Image:10432 277685715176 696825176 8987542 6552065 n.jpg|thumb|This was the last moments of this innocent mans life right before George ate him]]
[[Image:G-George with watermelon guy.jpg|thumb|This was the last moments of this innocent mans life right before George ate him]]
==Gorgeous George==
==Gorgeous George==
{{quote|They give you the high five and all but then they backstab you. They backstab you in the back.|Gorgeous George, gracing us with yet another elusive universal truth}}
{{quote|They give you the high five and all but then they backstab you. They backstab you in the back.|Gorgeous George, gracing us with yet another elusive universal truth}}


[[Image:George-joey.jpg|thumb|Gorgeous George: Lookalike to one of America's greatest heroes.]]
[[Image:George-joey.jpg|thumb|Gorgeous George: Lookalike to one of America's greatest heroes.]]
George Alexander Yarid, aka Gorgeous George (born July 16, 1968), is 42 and still lives in a tri-level house with his mother. It is a decent house in a decent neighborhood, but it's not the mansion George likes to say it is on TV. Alimony money pays for it and his mom must be pretty tolerant to let her [[basement dweller|retard son]] still live with her after 42 years. Gorgeous George used to deliver food for a living. Now he <s>sells coupons</s> hosts karaoke nights on occasion. Fun facts about GG:
George Alexander Yarid, aka Gorgeous George (born July 16, 1968), is 50 and still lived in a tri-level house with <s>his mother</s> (GG ate his mom) [[Forever_alone|no one]]. It is a decent house in a decent neighborhood, but it's not the mansion George likes to say it is on TV. Alimony money pays for it and his mom must have been pretty tolerant to let her [[basement dweller|retard son]] live with her for nearly 40 years. Gorgeous George used to deliver food for a living. Now he drives a taxi (although no one else can fit in the van with him in it). Fun facts about GG:


{{quote|Woooooo!|Gorgeous George}}
{{quote|Woooooo!|Gorgeous George}}
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[[Image:Morbidly obese.jpg|thumb|One of the many truthful calls George has received]]
[[Image:Morbidly obese.jpg|thumb|One of the many truthful calls George has received]]
*Although he rants against fat chicks, they seem to be the only type of girls who will show up on his show.  
*Although he rants against fat chicks, they seem to be the only type of girls who will show up on his show besides literal whores he paid.  
*He often claims that his show is getting picked up by UPN. Not surprisingly, though, he's still on public access.
*He often claimed that his show was getting picked up by UPN while it existed. Not surprisingly, though, he's still on public access.
*He often wears a t-shirt with his own picture on it.
*He often wears a t-shirt with his own picture on it.
*He thinks he's God's gift to women. He also thinks he's an [http://home.comcast.net/~qcebt/gg_skits.wmv absolutely hilarious sketch-comedian].
*He thinks he's God's gift to women. He also thinks he's an [https://sites.google.com/site/ggsuxvideos/home/download/gg_skits.wmv absolutely hilarious sketch-comedian].
*A female Richmonder put up a personals ad on a local phone-based dating service. After a couple days, she received a cocky but friendly message in her inbox from George. The next day, another. A couple days after that, a less friendly, more aggressive message. And it went on and on for two weeks, each message getting more and more angry. "You're lucky I would even lower myself to talk to you, you stupid bitch!" and so on.
*A female Richmonder put up a personals ad on a local phone-based dating service. After a couple days, she received a cocky but friendly message in her inbox from George. The next day, another. A couple days after that, a less friendly, more aggressive message. And it went on and on for two weeks, each message getting more and more angry. "You're lucky I would even lower myself to talk to you, you stupid bitch!" and so on.
*He is, in fact, not particularly gorgeous.
*He is, in fact, not particularly gorgeous.
*He is thought to be <s>a bisexual</s> gay.
*He is thought to be <s>a bisexual</s> gay.
*He refuses to admit he's a greasy cunt wad.
*He refuses to admit he's a greasy cunt wad.
*He constantly trips on his own fat gut.
*He constantly trips on his own fat gut and bites his fat tongue.
*In [[British|cockney rhyming slang]], any person who exhibits these traits is referred to as a "cheddar" (Cheddar Gorge; Gorgeous George).
*In [[British|cockney rhyming slang]], any person who exhibits these traits is referred to as a "cheddar" (Cheddar Gorge; Gorgeous George).
*His constant hooting and repetition of verbal diarrhea in the form of swear words and predictable insults is most likely the result of Tourette's Syndrome and/or inbreeding.
*His constant hooting and repetition of verbal diarrhea in the form of swear words and predictable insults is most likely the result of Tourette's Syndrome and/or inbreeding.
*He has spoken about the Church of [[Scientology|Sollentolgy]] and [[cult|Jehovennis Witness]].
*He has spoken about the Church of [[Scientology|Sollentolgy]] and [[cult|Jehovennis Witness]].
*He fucked Rick Darius on a pool table and broke it.
*He fucked Rick Derris on a pool table and broke it.


But before you make your judgment about George, check out one of his [[unfunny|hilarious]] skits.
But before you make your judgment about George, check out one of his [[unfunny|hilarious]] skits.
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==Gorgeous George Plagiarizes The "Herlihy Boy" Skit==
==Gorgeous George Plagiarizes The "Herlihy Boy" Skit==
Here's a skit of GG ripping off the "Herlihy Boy" that was done on Saturday Night Live by Adam Sandler and Chris Farley. Only to have GG ruin it by his so called "humor"
Here's a skit of GG ripping off the "Herlihy Boy" that was done on Saturday Night Live by Adam Sandler and Chris Farley (though [[http://youtu.be/bywa3wqQ7ng a different Adam Sandler/Chris Farley skit]] would have suited him better.) Only to have GG ruin it by his so called "humor"


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Thankfully a Goon felt they couldnt just stand back and allow for this "Tradgey" to happen without any consequences.[http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/OMes9uFRmrs/ So the goon decided to critque George on his plagiarism of the "Herlihy Boy" skit and rip him a new one]. Just like GG rips the Trannies he fucks a new asshole.


[[Image:George portrait.jpg‎|thumb|Portrait of G.A.Y.]]
[[Image:George portrait.jpg‎|thumb|Portrait of G.A.Y.]]
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Gorgeous George is known for DMCAing videos faster than you can upload them
Gorgeous George is known for DMCAing videos faster than you can upload them


{{quote|Who is causing all this ?|Gorgeous George}}
{{quote|What is causing all this ?|Gorgeous George}}
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Update – GG Sux fever has spread worldwide and is on every video sharing site through out the world. Recently his videos were uploaded to tudou.com which is based in Taiwan. If you know anything about Taiwan is blatant disregard for copyright laws. There motto in English roughly translates in to “Censorship in any practa… in any, any, any verbiage, in any proximity of the word is is a blatant crime.” Which is where GG got his expression from.
GG Sux fever has spread worldwide and is on every video sharing site through out the world. Recently his videos were uploaded to tudou.com which is based in Taiwan. If you know anything about Taiwan, being part of China means a blatant disregard for copyright laws. Their motto in English roughly translates into “Censorship in any practa… in any, any, any verbiage, in any proximity of the word is is a blatant crime.” Which is where GG got his expression from. Also this is the longest running GG channel on the netz (that hasn't been false flagged) and with each day that goes by GG's butthurt deepens. XD


GG Sux -
[http://www.tudou.com/home/item_u80620513s0p8.html Old uploads]


http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/tF-ts-BySes/
[http://www.tudou.com/home/item_u80620513s1p1.html GG on tudou arranged by most views]


GG Sux 2 –
[http://www.tudou.com/home/item_u80620513s0p1.html GG on tudou newest videos]


http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/ftvuuFtt230/
Thanks to due diligence of teh trolls most of the calls have been brought back to Youtube. This will definitely cause GG to [[rage]] immensely.


GG Sux 3 –
{{center|<youtube>EmqYwJblL6w</youtube>}}


http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/c8F58soZ3SY/
==Gorgeous George Show==
[[File:GG The Same After All These Years.jpg|thumb|[[truth|Accurate evolution]] of [[crap|The Gorgeous George Show]]]]
{{quote|Sollentology|Gorgeous George}}{{quote|Jehovennis Witness|Gorgeous George}}
[[Image:g_george.jpg|thumb|When in Gorgeous George country, it is well advised to keep on your toes (note that this is a wax mannequin of [[Jodie Foster]]).]]
[[Image:Georgealicious.jpg|thumb| This totally describes George's looks.]] [[Image:GG tongue.jpg‎|thumb|George with one of the many hookers with STD's he has brought on his show. Notice the picture captures him for the fat pig he is.]]
The Gorgeous George Show is the media equivalent of [[AIDS]] crossed with ebola. The show itself is about as comedic as watching your dog die of [[cancer]], and then engaging in unprotected penetrative anal sex with putrid porcupine roadkill with a maggot festering case of hemorrhoids (but at least that would smell better). George and his inbred lap dog, Kevin, both have severe speech impediments. The production value makes the average Christmas morning home movie look like Werner Herzog by comparison. The jokes themselves are only funny if you've never been allowed to leave your house in your whole life, and have therefore never been introduced the concept of humour until just seconds prior to seeing it. The likely result of that, would be for you to immediately develop a phobia of anything calling itself comedy or humour for the rest of your sad life. In many respects, the show provides an archetypal example of why cable access television is a gigantic failure, while simultaneously contributing the sole reason to preserve it. In any given episode, you can expect to be treated to any one or more of the following EnGorgeous George trademarks:
*GG yelping like he's being penetrated in the ass with [[South Africa|cactus skin condoms]].
*His retarded sidekick, Dogfucker Jones, who looks like Squeak from the Academy Award winning film, Baseketball. Apparently he's not allowed to speak much. Doing so causes small children in Africa to catch [[AIDS|syphilis]].
*Some random [[black]] guy who looks rightfully ashamed to be in the studio.
*Some random Asian martial arts instructor who immediately gives up martial arts for life after a karate demonstration by George, also leaving said Asian with life long night terrors.
*Fat chicks miming Britney Spears. This has negative sexual arousal value (DErections).
*Random female guests (almost exclusively drug addicts or prostitutes or both) whose only purpose is to sit and laugh nervously at GG's jokes while he stares at their tits.
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GjerrmYbBM The crappy introduction to his show.] 
*"Gorgeous George's Donkey Penetration Extravaganza".
*GG attempting to do karate and collapsing under his own fat.
*GG being [[fat]].
*A [[semen|strange white discharge]] lodged in his hair.
*GG drinking his own urine and [[oral_sex|fellating]] a whole circus, while assorted disabled 10 year old boys rub his tank ass down in Crisco.
*GG knowing that 99.9% of his calls are insults and yet [[retarded|he still takes calls]].
*George beating [[Kaye Lazar]] for talking.
*Everyone else on the show laughing at GG and him too dense to realize it.
*You know what? Fuck this- Gorgeous George is just a fucking mess, full stop. Abandon hope, all ye who enter here. When you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares also into you. Watching a segment that does not feature him being insulted via phone repeatedly, has no point. You will just come away feeling like you've been hit by a Mack truck of pure fucking idiocy (or a pasty moist object of equivalent weight). I remember sitting down to watch it one night; I was left with this feeling I shall never be able to describe. It's worse than despairing disappointment. It is the feeling of your soul slipping away through your pores. Gorgeous George is ''that'' stray dog at the pound. You know which one. That [[13 year old boy|13 year old]], mangy, parasite-infested, cobbled together mutt found chained to a post on I-80. Instead of being lovable and friendly though, it's meaner than UTI piss and just sits there all day and pisses and shits itself while barking ferociously at anything that comes near it. For the love of Jesus Fucking Christ on a Stick, I hope nothing good comes of this guy, ever, or that his sphere of influence ever expands outside of a crowd capable of grasping irony.
*Every episode ends with a montage of GG taking an 18 inch dildo from multiple angles. This montage goes on for 25 minutes (metaphorically speaking).


GG Sux 4 –
==The Prank Calls==
As time went on and the prank calls continued and developed into a proud Richmond pastime. As more people jumped on the GG insult train, it gained terminal velocity and turned into an unstoppable lolz-train bound for dramatic trainwreck. There were several GG prank call clips released to record the lolz for those who do not have Richmond public access. These clips became immensely popular on the SA forums.
 
According to George's website, "These so-called internet geeks obviously have too much time on their hands. Most of them are college drop-outs or science fiction nerd computer game Star Wars goons who are all sons of bitches!!!"
 
Somehow Gorgeous George found out that his show was being distributed on the [[internet]] without his consent. This led to him going on an [https://sites.google.com/site/ggsuxvideos/home/download/gg_internet.wmv insane rant] on his show about how he was going to [[sue]] everyone involved for [[copyright]] infringement, [[RIAA]] style. <s>Thankfully GG never figured out how to make a [[DMCA]] request!</S> [[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS|'''Disregard that, GG sux whale sized dicks.''']]
 
During this episode George stopped taking phone calls, but in the next episode he states that the public access administrators (who hate the fat cunt just as much as we do) told him that he had to take calls, and the pranks immediately resumed.
 
Here are some examples of the memorable calls people have made:
 
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==Pranksters Quotes==
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|Fatass


http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/Fm35MvxBCSA/
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GG Sux 5 –
|Dickhead


http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/AoaMmQY8ng4/
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GG Sux 6 –
|Douchebag


http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/C6gfvgF5wTM/
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GG Unreleased –
|[toilet flush]


http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/iZLJqJD9jkQ/
|Most frenquent prank done on the show


GG "Skits" -
|Hey George, I've got a relationship question for ya. My girlfriend a couple weeks ago, she started playing hard to get. And recently she just stopped responding to any of my calls. And I was wondering, did you eat her?


http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/UCuo9qw_8ZA/
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GG "Skits" 2 -
|MORBIDLY OBESE!


http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/_UQoZZLcp88/
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GG Vs. The internet
|You live with your mom


http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/JKhHe0U0gTQ/
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GG The Musical
|Hey, take a bath you fat pig!


http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/B2i-sLtDaw4/
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GG The Tribute
|I just wanted to say happy birthday to ya, and I also wanted to say that you're very fat


http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/m-MU47n05mk/
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GG WOO!
|I'm gonna miss your bloated ass (he was going off the air for 2 weeks)


http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/L-ABNVWdAV8/
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GORTAL GOMBAT!
|George. Hiya Shithead.


http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/KtIF7Z7J_b4/
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Kevin's Dance
|Yeah I want to talk about gas bills man, they really screw me over you fat fu--


http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/4jqq5A1uRz8/
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Gorgeous George Vs. Something Awful
|Is tonight your last show? If not, you're gay.


http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/imakHgE9wVk/
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Steamlined Clippages
|I got a story about a fraud, a bad experience I had at a store. You see, I was payin your mom for sex--


http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/y-8Jc1VyVtI/
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Gorgeous George The Commercial
|Uhh, the email address earlier, was that fat pig @--


http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/OfFGggasuKY/
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Gorgeous George How to win a debate
|Who nutted in your hair?


http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/14PUtq2Ywq8/
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George Hiya Shithead
|Fat Pig


http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/NrB6hE0WGq8/
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Awful Band Meets Awful Host (Part 1)
|Greasy pig


http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/BRV1kc8jzFo/
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Gorgeous George (Ska Mix)
|GaaaAAAAaaay


http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/NGtUs6uI1Mk/
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Gorgeous George 07-26-06
|I have this girlfriend... and she hocked a ring I gave her for meth


http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/m8WSaHCqhC8/
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==Gorgeous George Show==
|I never knew they stacked shit that high!
{{quote|Sollentology|Gorgeous George}}{{quote|Jehovennis Witness|Gorgeous George}}
 
[[Image:g_george.jpg|thumb|When in Gorgeous George country, it is well advised to keep on your toes (note that this is a wax mannequin of [[Jodie Foster]]).]]
|
[[Image:Georgealicious.jpg|thumb| This totally describes George's looks.]] [[Image:GG tongue.jpg‎|thumb|George with one of the many hookers with STD's he has brought on his show. Notice the picture captures him for the fat pig he is.]]
 
The Gorgeous George Show is the television equivalent of [[AIDS]]. The show itself is about as comedic as watching your parents die of [[cancer]], and then engaging in unprotected penetrative sex with a putrid dead porcupine with a maggot festering case of hemorrhoids (but at least that would smell better). George and his retarded lap dog, Kevin, both have severe speech impediments. The production values make the average Christmas morning home movie look like Werner Herzog by comparison. The jokes themselves are only funny if you've never been allowed to leave your house in your whole life, and have therefore never been introduced the concept of humour until just seconds prior to seeing it, and the likely result of that would be for you to immediately develop a phobia of anything calling itself comedy or humour for the rest of your sad life. In many respects, the show provides an archetypal example of why cable access television is a gigantic failure, while simultaneously contributing the sole reason to preserve it. In any given episode, you can expect to be treated to any one or more of the following EnGorgeous George trademarks:
|Weight Problem
*GG yelping like he's being penetrated in the ass with [[South Africa|cactus skin condoms]].
 
*His retarded sidekick, Dogfucker Jones, who looks like Squeak from the Academy Award winning film, Baseketball. Apparently he's not allowed to speak much. Doing so causes small children in Africa to catch [[AIDS|Syphillis]].
|
*Some random [[black]] guy who looks ashamed to be in the studio.
 
*Some random Asian martial arts instructor who immediately gives up martial arts for life after a Karate demonstration by George, also leaving said Asian with life long night terrors.
|Man lover...HOMOSEXUAL
*Fat chicks miming Britney Spears. This has negative sexual arousal value (DErections).
 
*Random female guests (almost exclusively drug addicts or prostitutes or both) who's only purpose is to sit and laugh nervously at GG's jokes while he stares at their breasts.
|
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjerrmYbBM| The crappy introduction to his show.] 
 
*"Gorgeous George's Donkey Penetration Extravaganza".
|Penis
*GG attempting to do karate and collapsing under his own fat.
 
*GG being [[fat]].
|
*A [[semen|strange white discharge]] lodged in his hair.
 
*GG drinking his own urine and [[oral_sex|fellating]] a whole circus, while assorted 10 year old boys rub his fat ass down in Crisco.
|Faaaaaaaaaag
*GG knowing that 99.9% of his calls are insults and yet [[retarded|he still takes calls]].
 
*George beating [[Kaye Lazar]] for talking.
|
*You know what? Fuck this. Gorgeous George is just a fucking mess. Abandon hope, all ye who enter in. When you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares also into you. Watching a segment that does not feature him being insulted via phone repeatedly, has no point. You will just come away feeling like you've been hit by a mac truck of pure fucking idiocy (or a pasty moist object of equivalent weight). I remember sitting down to watch it one night; I was left with this feeling I shall never describe. It's worse than disappointment. It is the feeling of your soul slipping away through your hands. Gorgeous George is that stray dog at the pound. You know which one. That [[13 year old boy|13 year old]] mangy cobbled together mutt found chained to a post on I-80. Instead of being lovable and friendly though, it's meaner than piss and just sits there all day and pisses and shits itself. For the love of Jesus Fucking Christ on a Stick, I hope nothing good comes of this guy, ever, or that his sphere of influence ever expands outside of a crowd capable of grasping irony.  
 
*Every episode ends with a montage of GG taking an 18 inch dildo from multiple angles. This montage goes on for 25 minutes (metaphorically speaking).
|I think you guys like buttsex
 
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|Walrus Fucker
 
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|Fuck you George
 
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|Hey,why are you so fat?
 
|
 
|Stop stealing jackets from Century 21 agents you.
 
|
 
|Hey George, pick me up some spaghetti.
 
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|You stink like shit.
 
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|I would have stopped by to say 'Hi,' but you were stuffing your fat face.
 
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|Eat my dick.
 
|
 
|Do you think that he (George W. Bush) should drink his own urine like you?
 
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|Fatso..uh fat.
 
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|Obama is a socialist, and you are a fat.
 
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|It's a situation where the (Dallas) Cowboys could get hurt here like you could get a disease from the crack whore.
 
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|Hey George, did you get lucky with that prostitute last week?
 
|
 
|I'd also like to say that you have a fatass.
 
|
 
|Somebody nutted in your hair.


==Sue==
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[[Image:GG fontaine.jpg|thumb|GG and his lovely bitch Sue. Notice Sue's [[beastiality|fearful look]]. What a pimp!]][[Image:Gg sue.jpg|thumb|the day before Sue hocked her ring for crystal meth]]
[[File:GGHASPOSSE.png|thumb|Studly]]
[[File:GG crib.jpg|thumb|this is what he calls home]]
[[File:His_house.png|thumb|His mansion]]
For two years, Gorgeous George made repeated reference to his [[stripper|girl]] Sue, who lived in Las Vegas. Many joked that he had created a fantasy relationship with a [[stripper]]. In his season finale for 2005 (after returning from a two week absence), he delivered a 45 minute monologue, detailing his trip to [[Vegas]] to bail Sue out of jail for a crystal [[meth]] addiction. Therein it was revealed that Sue was, in fact, a stripper (and purportedly still is).
In Vegas, George proposed to Sue; she accepted his gift of a ring and necklace, hocked them, and fled the scene.  She's currently married to "some biker bozo."


Meanwhile, George still hasn't taken that [http://www.gorgeousgeorgeshow.net/sue.html shitty poem] about her off his website.  [[butthurt|Pussy whipped much?]]
|Hey George, fuck you--


==The Prank Calls==
|
As time went on and the prank calls continued they became a Richmond pastime. As more people jumped on the GG insult train it gained critical velocity and turned into an unstoppable lolz-train bound for dramatic trainwreck. There were [http://alluvion.org/stats.php?info_hash=e845b0df6195973b3e8f7969c7cd0c04ba22cb4f several GG prank call clips] released to record the lolz for those who do not have Richmond public access. These clips became immensely popular on the SA forums.


According to George's website, "These so-called internet geeks obviously have too much time on their hands. Most of them are college drop-outs or science fiction nerd computer game Star Wars goons who are all sons of bitches!!!"
|Hey man I was just wondering. I had a couple of questions. I was trying to take count, and I lost count. how many chins do you have?


Somehow Gorgeous George found out that his show was being distributed on the [[Internet]] without his consent. This led to him going on an [http://home.comcast.net/~qcebt/gg_internet.wmv insane rant] on his show about how he was going to [[sue]] everyone involved for [[copyright]] infringement, [[RIAA]] style. Thankfully GG never figured out how to make a [[DMCA]] request!
|


During this episode George stopped taking phone calls, but in the next episode he states that the public access administrators (who hate the fat fucker just as much as we do) told him that he had to take calls, and the pranks immediately resumed.
|I've been a big fan of you for years and I absolutly loved you on Hoarders.


Here are some examples of the memorable calls people have made:
|
*Fatass
*Dickhead
*Douchebag
*[toilet flush]
*Hey George, I've got a relationship question for ya. My girlfriend a couple weeks ago, she started playing hard to get. And recently she just stopped responding to any of my calls. And I was wondering, did you eat her?
*MORBIDLY OBESE!
*You live with your mom
*Hey, take a bath you fat pig!
*I just wanted to say happy birthday to ya, and I also wanted to say that you're very fat
*Im gonna miss your bloated ass (he was going off the air for 2 weeks)
*George. Hiya Shithead.
*Yeah I want to talk about gas bills man, they really screw me over you fat fu--
*Is tonight your last show? If not, you're gay.
*[toilet flush]
*I got a story about a fraud, a bad experience I had at a store. You see, I was payin your mom for sex--
*Uhh, the email address earlier, was that fat pig @--
*Who nutted in your hair?
*Fat Pig
*Greasy pig
*[toilet flush]
*GaaaAAAAaaay
*I have this girlfriend... and she hocked a ring I gave her for meth
*I never knew they stacked shit that high!
*Weight Problem
*Man lover...HOMOSEXUAL
*Penis
*Faaaaaaaaaag
*I think you guys like buttsex
*Walrus Fucker
*Fuck you George
*Hey,why are you so fat?
*Stop stealing jackets from Century 21 agents you.
*Hey George, pick me up some spaghetti.
*You stink like shit.
*I would have stopped by to say 'Hi,' but you were stuffing your fat face.
*Eat my dick.
*Do you think that he ([[George W. Bush|George W. Bush]]) should drink his own urine like you?
*Fatso..uh fat.
*[[Barack_Obama|Obama]] is a [[socialism|socialist]] , and you are a fat.
*It's a situation where the (Dallas) Cowboys could get hurt here like you could get a disease from the crack whore.
*Hey George, did you get lucky with that prostitute last week?
*I'd also like to say that you have a fatass.
*Somebody nutted in your hair.
*Hey George, fuck you--
*Hey man I was just wondering. I had a couple of questions. I was trying to take count, and I lost count. how many chins do you have?
*I've been a big fan of you for years and I absolutly loved you on Hoarders.
*CLEAN YOUR HOUSE FAGGOT!
*Sorry i don`t speak G.A.Y
*Fat Virgin
*Hello..you're fat.
*Hey, how ya doin'...ya stupid fuckers?
*Homosexual.
*Hi, you're a complete douche. (Kaye Lazar's Cavalcade of Fun)
*Hey, where's that big fag. (Kaye Lazar's Cavalcade of Fun)
*You're a fuckin'--
*I wanted to ask you about the stripe in your hair....um, it looks pretty stupid.
*That girl was right.
*We prank call your home.
*We prank call your cell phone...you should answer more.
*I myself am overweight, you are overweight, together we can lose weight.
*I'm thankful that I banged Sue and gave her a ring for--
*Hey George, it's GGYanksHisSausage, you're still a fat fuck. I'd like to wish George a Merry Christmas.


==The Zopilote Era==
|CLEAN YOUR HOUSE FAGGOT!
When zopilote moved to Richmond, the first thing that popped into his head was to go fuck with Gorgeous George. He took one of his friends with him and visited the studio after GG's show, making his best attempt to make friends with Gorgeous George. He pulls a promise out of Gorgeous George to let him be a guest on the next show. Project Georgehem had begun.


A massive effort began on livejournal, some Richmond forums, and on the VCU campus to organize a mob to flood the public access studio during GG's next show. On the day of GG's next performance, several phone-calls were made by interested parties to ensure that GG would actually be on that night. All responses were positive: Gorgeous George's show would go on. Shortly before the show, the crowd gathered outside Richmond's Siegel Center. A cursory headcount revealed a figure around 50 people.
|


Upon reaching the TV station, zopilote banged on the door and waited for a representative of rva public access to speak to. No answer. He tried several times. Still nothing. It didn't take long for the mob that followed him to begin assisting, banging on all the doors and windows and screaming a frequent taunt such as "COME ON OUT AND FACE US, YOU FAT FAGGOT!" However, inside the studio Gorgeous George was not there to answer their demands. His show had been spontaneously canceled to make way for an interview with the man running as a [[President]]ial candidate for the [[Libertarian]] Party, Michael Badnarik. Given the circumstances, the staff of the public access TV studio came to the only logical conclusion: that a rogue pro-establishment [[terrorist]] group had come to [[assassinate]] the Libertarian candidate. They called the [[police]], and within minutes there were more flashing lights outside the TV studio than there are at a [[rave]]. Faced with armed and angry law enforcement agents, the crowd dispersed.
|Sorry i don`t speak G.A.Y


==2011 VCU "Retards" Basketball Team==
|
In 2011 the VCU basketball team (VCU Retards)Made their mark and ultimately put the FATASS in his place by showing him that a bunch of "retards" could accomplish more than he ever could by reaching the Final Four!


==George Strikes Back==
|Fat Virgin
On 30 June 2005, just two days after this article first went live, George sent [[Weev]] the following '''highly erotic''' [[e-mail]] (Note: emails are [[sic]]):


<blockquote>That disturbing picture that you sent through e-mail was viewed by others. (SUCH AS AN HENRICO INVESTIGATOR).
|
Keep the shit up and you will end up in cell with worthless faggots like yourself showing you which way is up.
All your other loser friends at VCU can rot in hell . If there are any more disturbing pictures that are sent
through my e-mail, there will be problem on your hands. You do not know who your fucking with. Your the new
poster child to carry the torch for those losers from the joke of a show Wednesday night crap explosion.
Just know any vulgar pictures , such of what you sent this past Monday, is consider a felony. Do your fucking
homework. Keep the shit up and we will see who gets the last laugh.</blockquote>


Within the hour, he sent another one:
|Hello..you're fat.
<blockquote>I know that a bunch of you assholes get off on somebody else's problems. You all are a bunch of pissants that
are miserable with yourself. Pushing my hot buttons talking about my girl Sue. Sue is doing fine and is getting
the help she needs. I talk to her at least once a week and she and I have made peace with one another. She has
a support group that help and she knows that I'm only phone call away.
It is true that I had some odd jobs here and there, bartending, doing catering events and working as a D,J for
private parties that I do. Also have my own personal business that I'm making a lot of lute and enjoy doing.
So otherwords my plate is full.
It is true that I have a second house windsor farms that I recently purchased over a year ago , plus my house
in the west end. I also buy houses , get them fixed up and then resale them. So once again I have hands in
different projects.
Lastly, I have worked hard in getting my show in other markets . So I do not need bunch (sic) of compulsive
masturbators, such as you turdlings, needing to be concerned with my endeavours. George</blockquote>


'''Conclusion:''' (sick)
|


==Gorgeous George and the Denny's Debacle==
|Hey, how ya doin'...ya stupid fuckers?
Rumor has it that sometime in the 90's, George became confrontational with a person who he supposedly overheard talking smack about him and his shitty public access show. This is what allegedly happened 
The G.A.Y. was eating there and he over heard this guy named Matt talking shit about his FAT ASS from a few booths away. Matt was with his little brother and his girlfriend. Fat G.A.Y. yarid went over and confronted Matt. G.A.Y. then said some SICK SHIT to matt's TEN year old brother and took matts keys! So matt told GG they were? gunna take it outside!


Matt was walking out the door and turned around to clock the 350 pound douche when the fat pig tried to sucker punch him! Too bad when? he did GG tripped on his FAT GUT and matt landed a haymaker and a roundhouse kick to the shit's FAT COCK SUCKING FACE! when GG tried to get up, matts HOT SEXY EROTIC girlfriend rushed outside and pulled out a can of mace from her purse and PWNED him with it! The cops came and took the fat away, George was crying the whole time. George admitted this happened on the hooker vid, he should remember it as he was the only one at Denny's over 350 lbs!
|


==Fat fuck strikes back, again==
|Homosexual
In late 2008, the Gorgeous George show made a low key return to television.  Despite the valiant efforts of ED to stir up potential win, the return apparently went unnoticed.  An update on the fat man's site (<i>"To all those people looking for insults from the callers and the prank callers, look again"</i>) pretty much confirms a lulz genocide, and can only be attributed to Jew.  Hilariously, the pig is also charging money for subscription to his blog, and for DVDs of his failure of a show.  Clips from the 2008 season are available [http://www.gorgeousgeorgeshow.net|on his site], and show that [[Bullshit|his show remains a powerful message, and a shining beacon of hope amongst tumultuous times of shallow, uninspired and unfunny television]]: as well as the fact that George has lost no weight, [[Pedophile|Kevin still scares the shit out of me]], the production values of the show are still [[shit]], etc etc etc etc etc etc.  And ultimately, no-one prank called the fucker.  Epic, merciless [[phail]] has swept Richmond. In more recent news GG has been commenting on various Youtube videos such as [http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80787612/ Gorgeous George with Hooker]. Although he threatens to take the videos down, it's been several months and nothing has happened proving that even Youtube hates Gorgeous George.


He is still around, voting down comments but he is too chicken shit to say anything. George, why didn't you show up to the bars.. it's just a fight. Now everyone knows that you're a coward, along with the huge list of other things which make you a piece of shit. Now, he has gotten the Gorgeous George with a Hooker video along with a bunch of other videos taken down. They were quickly re-uploaded making the fat fuck's victory short lived. Though apparently, the youtube staff is rubbing George's dong for him and now almost all the Gorgeous George videos have been removed.
|


The latest activity from The Large One, comes from a prank call made to his personal cell phone where a friendly individual tried to wish him a happy new year and being the fat raging froggy faggot that he is, GG exploded into a flurry of [[Butthurt|QQing]] with much lulz to ensue.
|Hi, you're a complete douche.


== Gorgeous George's Pollard Park incident==
|said on Kaye Lazar's Cavalcade of Fun
[[File:Pollard_park.jpg‎|thumb|Scene of the crime. Whats ironic and even more funny about this, is that its down the street from a childrens hospital.]]


|Hey, where's that big fag.


|said on Kaye Lazar's Cavalcade of Fun


Sometime in 2009, a bunch of young kids were insulting "The Large One" telling him he's not in shape or fit, but FAT! This caused GG to go Irate and GG proceeded to go on a tirade(shocker)and while he was jumping up and down in a fit of rage, GG's 2 inch dong was exposed to the the young children because his G-Unit shorts didnt properly cover his private area. The cops were called immediately, however it is unknown what happened to GG as a result of this incident. But to be on the safe side, its best that you dont allow your kids to go to Pollard Park so they dont encounter this SICK FUCK!
|You're a fuckin'--


==Fat Fuck goes on a tirade==
|
Recently Mr. No-Sense-Of-Humor decided to whine and bitch to YouTube that his videos from his show are being used without his permission (In other words he pulled a DMCA card from the same pocket he keeps his twinkies in) Being the selfish Mama's boy he says "...and what I have on youtube on GG on DVD account are the ones and only ones related to Gorgeous George that are going to be on there." In the same weezing breath he also admits there is nothing he can do about people making videos with his likeness. So apparently if you want to put GG's head on a turd while he does the Cha Cha that's OK.


While watching the videos you'll notice a couple of things:
|I wanted to ask you about the stripe in your hair....um, it looks pretty stupid.
#His desk is cluttered with trash.
#He stole a bunch of trophies from Salvation Army.
#He still uses Video Tapes which makes sense because his sense of aesthetics hasn't changed since George Michael was in the closet.
#He got a dirty Sanchez from Kevin.
#He has a [[mullet|mullet]].
#He put on another 100 pounds.


Unfortunately, GG took down those videos off of Youtube but thanks to the Taiwanese you can watch GG's butthurt again in it's original glory.
|


Here's The Truth (Part 1)
|That girl was right.


http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/AOl-F3WntIU/
|


Here;s The Truth (Part 2)
|We prank call your home.


http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/6CjqIkoYOyE/
|


==[[Lolsuit]]==
|We prank call your cell phone...you should answer more.
[[File:Jeanjackgibson.jpg|thumb|An artist's impression of Jean Jack Gibson [http://www.giantbomb.com/jean-jack-gibson/94-1681/]]]
[[File:GGDocket.png|thumb|Self-representation? Good luck with that GG]]
As of March 5, 2010, according to [http://dockets.justia.com/docket/court-vaedce/case_no-3:2010cv00143/case_id-251588/ Justia], Gorgeous George is filing an internet lawsuit against [http://www.giantbomb.com/jean-jack-gibson/94-1681/ Jean Jack Gibson], Luis Calex and [http://www.giantbomb.com/harry-benson/94-2150/ Harry Benson], three Something Awful Goons in the Federal Court for the Eastern District of Virginia. [[Serious Business]] is expected to ensue.  


{{quote|To the honorable Judge and or federal court representative
|
I'm filing a restraining order on property that I own for non reproducing or non reuploading on the internet. I own the video's in question and haven't authorized them to be reproduce in any style of fashion. I'm contesting these individuals for placing my videos on Youtube unauthorized by me. I'm filing a restrain against any of these individuals to place any material on Youtube that belongs to me or any of my likeness on any video that is represented or produce by them. I'm filing a restrain for my records and Youtube's records with local federal courts against any further wrong doing from these individuals.
Thanks for your attention on this matter In ADVANCE
George Alexander Yarid|G.A.Y, written in a childlike scrawl complete with horrible English[http://ia331226.us.archive.org/1/items/gov.uscourts.vaed.251588/gov.uscourts.vaed.251588.1.1.pdf]}}


===in forma pauperis===
|I myself am overweight, you are overweight, together we can lose weight.
On the 11th of March 2010, the case was dismissed as George not only filled out the complaint incorrectly [http://ia331227.us.archive.org/1/items/gov.uscourts.vaed.251588/gov.uscourts.vaed.251588.2.0.pdf], but also used the wrong color crayon when doing so. Also of note was that an '''in forma pauperis''' (IFP) application was accepted. An IFP is described as a ''petition filed by a poor person in order to proceed in court without having to pay court costs such as filing fees.'' [http://www.lectlaw.com/def/i020.htm]. So much for the six income figure.


===Streisand'===
|
George, not being content with being a laughing stock on [[SA]], decided that he'd give the court system something to laugh at when he partitioned for the already opened IFP application to be sealed [http://ia331227.us.archive.org/1/items/gov.uscourts.vaed.251588/gov.uscourts.vaed.251588.3.0.pdf]. The honourable Judge, seeing that the bell couldn't be unrung, told George to [[STFU]] and start paying for the court costs if he wished to keep his information under wraps when filing frivolous lawsuits[http://ia331227.us.archive.org/1/items/gov.uscourts.vaed.251588/gov.uscourts.vaed.251588.4.0.pdf]. And Again [http://ia331227.us.archive.org/1/items/gov.uscourts.vaed.251588/gov.uscourts.vaed.251588.5.0.pdf]. And again [http://ia331227.us.archive.org/1/items/gov.uscourts.vaed.251588/gov.uscourts.vaed.251588.6.0.pdf]. And again [http://ia331227.us.archive.org/1/items/gov.uscourts.vaed.251588/gov.uscourts.vaed.251588.7.0.pdf]. And again [http://ia331227.us.archive.org/1/items/gov.uscourts.vaed.251588/gov.uscourts.vaed.251588.8.0.pdf]. And again [http://ia331227.us.archive.org/1/items/gov.uscourts.vaed.251588/gov.uscourts.vaed.251588.9.0.pdf] And again, with even more goon names written on a slant.[http://ia331226.us.archive.org/1/items/gov.uscourts.vaed.251588/gov.uscourts.vaed.251588.13.0.pdf][http://ia331227.us.archive.org/1/items/gov.uscourts.vaed.251588/gov.uscourts.vaed.251588.14.0.pdf] Ad infinitum.


{{quote|If Yarid would prefer to keep his financial or other
|I'm thankful that I banged Sue and gave her a ring for--
personal information private, he may withdraw his Motion and pay the required filing fees.|[[Honorary Ed Lolington|Hon.E.Lolington]]}}
<br>
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<br>


==A Day In The Life of Gorgeous George==
|
<center><youtube>_MWz_XQmHug</youtube></center>


== Gorgeous George 2007 Episode (GG likes to be sexually whipped)==
|Hey George, it's GGYanksHisSausage, you're still a fat fuck. I'd like to wish George a Merry Christmas.
In this video GG displays some sexual activities(around the 7:30 mark) by having a woman whipping him and apparently gets turned on by this.
This just goes to show that GG has no problem being the bitch! 
[[File:Gg chippendales.jpg|thumb|GG is also no stranger to Chippendale's]]
<center><youtube>5QLhDSx7Qu4</youtube></center>
Note: The title of the video is "2010 Show 2 Part 2: The Gorgeous George Show", The part where GG is being whipped is from a 2007 episode.


== Kaye Lazar's Cavalcade Of Fun==
|
<center><youtube>0Kk8p20mWTk</youtube></center>


==Struggles With The English Language==
}}</center>
A new video showcasing GG's odd relationship with the English language.
http://vimeo.com/15654963


==Gorgeous George battles youtube==
==Gorgeous George battles Youtube==
[[File:Lazy GG.jpg|thumb|When George False Falgs videos, he likes to get in to as much of a [[lazy|comfortable position as possible]]]]
[[File:Sexy GG.jpg|thumb|[[gross|Another Position]] GG likes to be in when flagging videos]]
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nN5nfMQVZ24 YouTube Video Link]
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nN5nfMQVZ24 YouTube Video Link]


From time to time George will actually create multiple accounts and argue with other
From time to time, George will create multiple sockpuppet accounts and argue with other
Youtube users on this video. Oh the irony.
Youtube users on this video. Oh, the irony...
 
Here's a list of usernames he has used:


Heres a list of usernames he has used
#<s>GGonDVD</s>  
#<s>GGonDVD</s>  
#GGshowrules (main YouTube account. Say something witty, especially about Sue, then prepare for a witty retort and expect to get blocked.)
#<s>GGshowrules</s> (he actually got this account back. So he now uses "ggshowrules" and "ggshowrules2"
#<s>GGstrikesback</s>
#<s>GGstrikesback</s>
#<s>gorgeousgeorgestrike</s>
#<s>gorgeousgeorgestrike</s>
#<s>Platinumdracula</s>
#<s>Platinumdracula</s>
#GGshowrules2 (main YouTube account. Say something witty, especially about Sue, then prepare for a witty retort and expect to get blocked.)
#GorgeousGeorge01
#GorgeousGeorge01
#Sonofatwix
#Sonofatwix
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#GeorgeAlexanderYarid
#GeorgeAlexanderYarid


 
There are many more that are unaccounted for as well!
There is many more that are unaccounted for as well!


George now plans on suing Youtube!  
George now plans on suing Youtube!  
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[http://www.google.com/support/forum/p/youtube/thread?tid=6d487524742b5d34&hl=en link to the page where George writes about being butthurt and confirms he plans on suing youtube]
[http://www.google.com/support/forum/p/youtube/thread?tid=6d487524742b5d34&hl=en link to the page where George writes about being butthurt and confirms he plans on suing youtube]


Then, in a shocking turn of events GGonDVD (The fat pig's main base) was taken down completely, most likely for disgusting and VILE content of George DANCING WITH A HOOKER!  
Then, in a shocking turn of events GGonDVD (the feral hog's headquarters) was taken down completely, most likely for disgusting and VILE content of George DANCING WITH A HOOKER!  
 
George spouted some butthurt threats that were nothing the goons hadn't encountered from the fag before, this time it was more like a death keel, a squealing pig refusing to be put down.
 
July 20, 2010 George made a new account 'GorgeousGeorgeonDVD' reuploading some of his old videos that had got taken down on his GGonDVD account for ToS. Before you know it, this account will also get banned as well for ToS.
 
==The Gorgeous OST's==
 
Once thought to be lost under GG's left [[moob]] all three Gorgeous Sound tracks have been found.
 
<center>'''"Gorgeous George - Flists In teh Mouth"'''</center><br />
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<center>'''"Gorgeous George - Blue Bonnie Flag"</center><br />
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====Put Cock Here====
[[File:GG OST Put Cock Here.png|thumb|right|This is GG's favorite spot at the Fielden's gloryhole.|100px]]
This is the official GG OST containing almost all the music that has been featured on his show as well some songs that have been used to troll him. Some of the songs included are the cheesy dance songs he used to dance with those [[whore|prostitutes]] there are also bonus tracks including his theme song as well as some GG remixes.
 
[https://sites.google.com/site/ggsuxvideos/home/download/Gorgeous%20George%20With%20Hooker%20%28Preview%29.m4v Put Cock Here]
 
====The Day That Hometown Buffet Closed====
[[File:GG OST The Day That Hometown Buffet Closed.png|thumb|right|This is the 20th buffet GG made go bankrupt today.|100px]]
 
All songs on this album are related to GG's [[fat|obesity]]. Not only can he pounce you with one but he can crush you under the weigh of his billion tons of that [[bacon]] grease body of his.
 
[http://www.mediafire.com/download/ukn0y54ximbd7hg/Gorgeous+george+-+The+Day+That+Hometown+Buffet+Closed.7z The Day That Hometown Buffet Closed]
 
====Inside The Closet With GG====
[[File:GG OST Inside The Closet With GG.png|thumb|right|Magic Matt before GG threw him out of the closet for back stabbing him in the back|100px]]
 
This album centers around GG's [[gay|G.A.Y.ness]]. Remember folks just because you were caught at a gay club sucking dick at a gloryhole that doesn't make you gay. After all it's completely straight if you want to fuck a [[transgender|chick with a dick]], just no dudes. [http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/the-8-greatest-craigslist-jo-sessions No G.A.Y. stuff for George on craigslist].
 
[https://www.mediafire.com/?0cpl7fmz0tfga95 Inside The Closet With GG]
 
===A shit tastic night===
[[File:Georgeshit.jpg|thumb|right|After a long night of Nacho mamas,rubbing dongs,and working the glory hole at fieldens|100px]]


George spouted some butthurt threats that were nothing the goons hadn't encountered from the fat before, this time it was more like a death keel, a squealing pig refusing to be put down.
All the songs on this album tell stories of his weight,lack of hygiene,and questionable sexuality. It has been said that with one giant shit tastic fart that that the passage of revelations would come to life and destroy all man kind with his ungodly presence.


July 20,2010 George made a new account 'GorgeousGeorgeonDVD' reuploading some of his old videos that had got taken down on his GGonDVD account for ToS. Before you know it this account will also get banned as well for ToS
<s>[https://mega.co.nz/#!MZ1mATxI!ExtiaTDeh0IX5hmxsLSVMzPfwqXZTimw10IQZCPA3Tk A shit tastic night]</s> BALEETED!


==Gorgeous george show 1994-2010==
==Cab Service Ink==
The following message was sent out by the tranny at sometime on youtube.
[[File:Gorgeous Georges Cab Service Ink.jpg|thumb|right|[[lazy|George's professional looking]] cabbie website]]


ggshowrules
George getting tired of paying [[the man]] to drive around started his own taxi service. [[not|Showing off his broad intelligence and creativity]] called it Cab Service [[fail|Ink]]. This "INKorporation" is not registered with the state of Virginia probably due to the fact that he has all his money is currently tied up in [[lolsuit]]s. To add even further to the lulz the trolls posted George's driving/criminal record to the page. :D
1 day ago
"I've currently have decided with long thought and going back in forth to retire from the Gorgeous George Show. It pains me , but it is no longer fun anymore. I might change my mind about this, but for now, there will not be a 6 week season for the show, due to personal stuff that I'm dealing with. I might change my mind in the future and restart the show, but at this time, there will not be a 2010 season."


He`s pretty much saying that he is too butt hurt to do any of his horrible shitty shows and wants to quit.Which means that the goons have defeated G.A.Y and have ended the fats streak of false copyright flagging.
[https://plus.google.com/112323164251598678337/about Cab Services Ink on Google +]


G.A.Y. followed up with this message.
====GG Gets Pwned With His Own Taxi Service====
[[File:Texts from Gorgeous George Prank.png|thumb|right|Texts from during and after the prank call.]]


ggshowrules
On 09-26-14, a prank was played on George that he didn't see cumming (probably because the rolls of fat on his eyes were so heavy they glued them shut). A prank caller tried to lure George into picking him at the airport in Richmond. However, George was in a good mood and told him how to go where he wanted for free by using a taxi shuttle. The pranker called him again later and told him to pick him up at a notorious G.A.Y. bar ([[fag|a place George admitted he was quite familiar wit]]h). So the pranker was going to make him wait there an hour after the pick up time that was arranged, however, he arrived 15 minutes early and texted him whining and bitching non-stop that he was there already. The guy finally broke it to George that he was being [[pwned]] and this happened.
1 week ago
"Sixteen years worth of priceless memories. I will be back, count on it."


== Fat Pig Lied, There WAS a 2010 season! ==
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Photos of G.A.Y. from the 2010 season
Of course George being the delusional twat that he is claimed that he won the call. The pranker broke it to George later that he was a part of a live radio show which made him ragegasm, bringing lulz to the masses.


====George [[pwn|Gets Fired]] From Diamond Taxi Co.====


Some prankers called up GG's former place of work and learned that he got fired after receiving multiple complaints from customers and co-workers. Even his boss thought he was a despicable piece of shit saying, "If you see him, kick his ass for me."


The GAY recently stated he was retiring from his crappy show due to burnout. In all actuality, he only said that to use it as a decoy so none of the prank callers would call into his shitty show and make it worse(better). Therefore this signifies that George will always be stubborn and host his stupid show, and therefore, The Goons all over the internet should always have their phones ready to prank call the FAT! Here are videos of his 2010 season
==George Has a Gorgeous Ulcer==


Back on February 7th GG bawed to a troll that he had an ulcer and was hospitalized for a week. It is widely believed that said ulcer was caused by George stressing out that everyone was reuploading his clippages and winning their Youtube appeals against his [[flaggot|false flaggings]]. It is also believed he got it by not anyone believing his empty threats he would send to people. e.g. this screencap where George claims he has an lawyer helping him when he is too poor to even afford Top Ramen.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2QjaEVS3Ek&feature=related
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bbu7CNbAG1c&feature=related
==The Massive GG Bawfest of February 2016==


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Fr43lGpIEs&feature=related
Thanks to George [[flaggot|false flagging]] videos non-stop, he has amassed a new brigade of trolls. George being too dumb to ignore said trolls spent countless hours digging up shit on [[Failbook|Facebook]] that no one cares about. In 24 hours, he uploaded five videos, providing a troll feast. The lulziest part of his tirade is when George claims these trolls have no lives and do nothing but upload videos when George does '''the exact same thing'''. The other funny thing is George is convinced after all these years that he has fans that care about what he says when the truth is only trolls watch it for the lulz.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2UEO5lSsEg&feature=related
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pD_pokmbB2M
==Gorgeous George Sux The Movie==


Note: George continues to look unkept and looks like he still needs to bathe. Also no surprise he has gained even more weight(no joke) this
In February The GG Sux Movie was made -  an fitting response to GG's non-stop flaggings. Since George was routinely losing his claims on [[youtube]] thanks to Fair-Use, an idea was conceived for George's ultimate butthurt and that was to reupload all the sux videos as a single handy video. Like clockwork, he did his usual routine and lost hence the cause for the previous set of butthurt tirade videos mentioned above. To deepen his suffering, another version was made called "The Extended Gut". Thanks to the appeal it is the first time it has been permanently on youtube since 2009.
guy is easily weighing 400lbs! FAT FUCKING-


==The G.A.Y. Life Since Pubic Access==
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====Gorgeous George Sux The Movie -The Sequel- (No Sex, Just Lies And Video Clippages)====


[[File:Gg fantasy.jpg|thumb|What The G.A.Y. Dreams About at Night]]
To make George [[rage]] even more, a sequel was made which focused on his show before the interwebz made him [[lolcow|infamous]]. There are many highlights including George interviewing "[[redneck|Dirt]] [[trannie|Woman]]," a hideous trannie that makes [[Chris Chan]] look like a 10. You can see that George has the biggest shit eating grin while flirting with [[fat|Shamoo]] (while furiously fapping under the desk). At one point, George claims to be reading fan mail which was clearly a stack of unpaid bills and collections letters. Before George was raging against individual [[trolls]], he was bawing about [[feminists]] & [[hypocrite|rednecks]] showing that George was butthurt long before [[Something Awful]] phone mobbed him.


GG has fallen on fat times and is looking for any kind of entertainment work. He is so desperate that he is signing up at all of these entertainment agencies on the Internet like Voice 123 which is a agency that hires voice talent (Obviously, DUH!). Read some of his “Qualifications”
One of the highlights is the legendary [https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Gorgeous_George/Axis_of_teh_Fat Sue] with her addiction to [[meth]] and [[cigarettes|Marlboros]] making an appearance. She confesses to the fact that the only reason she was an [[ho|exotic dancer]] was for the money. So not only did George have the hots for a gold digging meth whore, but one that was married to some biker bozo to boot. [[lol|This is the same woman George proposed to and thought she actually loved him.]] George deserves to get twenty rings pawned for meth for being such a [[retard]] alone.


[[File:Gorgeous George Voice Over Resume 1.gif|What The G.A.Y. Dreams About at Night]]
There are also the prank calls and even before SA he would get these a lot (mostly from [[niggers]]). George's comebacks even back then made no sense and was a precursor of lulzy things to come.
[[File:Gorgeous George Voice Over Resume 2.gif|What The G.A.Y. Dreams About at Night]]


Apparently he can do impersonations of all the current and great celebrities that all of the kiddies go gaga over these days like Howard Cosell, Ronald Reagan and Walter Cronkite. As you can see GG is up to date with all the happenings in our world.
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He also says that he provides adult content which is code for he wants to do a video where he “Rubs dongs with your Daddy.”
====Gorgeous George Sux The Movie III (GG's 20th Season)====


If you want to hire GG you can go to [http://voice123.com/georgeyarid The G.A.Y. profile on voice123.com]
This centers around [[crap|GG's 20th anniversary]] where he starts [[bitch]]ing about dem queers getting married followed by talking about some of the [[trolls]] pranking him while he was driving his taxi. One of the most bizarre things that GG talks about in this movie is his obsession with [[breast]] milk. George admits he was a bottle fed baby (probably because his Mom's udders dried up upon sight of the [[fugly]]ness she spawned). In the second episode he talks about this for at least 20 minutes asking both Kevin and Bo what breast milk tastes like and even ponders what dog breast milk tastes like. Talk about [[virgin|desperate]]. During one episode the whole crew trolls GG over his [[fanboy]]ism with the [[suck|Cowboys]]. In a following episode he baws and claims that they are [[America]]'s [[bullshit|team]]. He then ends it with his version of The Christmas Carol which may only be charitably described as [[cringe]] worthy.


Recently he got cranked on his youtube. GG actually thought he was going to fly to L.A. and shoot a pilot for a show.
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[[File:Gg fantasy.jpg|What The G.A.Y. Dreams About at Night]]
====Gorgeous George Sux The Movie IV (The Death of Talk Radio)====


== Here's the Truth (about a G.A.Y. man) ==
Do you love the ass kissing of both [[Bill_Clinton|Bill]] & [[Hillary Clinton]]? Well, George gets plenty of Bill's [[cum|man goo]] all over his black dress.


[[File:Gg_cowboy_jersey.jpg‎|thumb|A recent sighting of the mulleted baboon:Note hes gained another 100 pounds. You can tell by his fat gut literally ripping that Dallas Cowboys Jersey.]]
Also [[who cares|George does a special radio show on his birthday]] and has a special guest calls in who happens to be a [[rekt|prank caller]] who he allowed to be on the air for 30 minutes total which is lulzy considering he said [[nigger]] multiple times (It is a black run station, btw) as well as other things that normally get a pranker off the air faster than a guest on CNN talking wikileaks . As a result of that show, he got his ass kicked off the air for good.


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Recently, some new intimate details were revealed about GG's DISGUSTING and VILE behavior towards women (As if we needed more proof). Info comes via another poor victim of GG's idiocy, a girl named Sara on Facebook who had a few run ins with the FAT.
==George is Getting [[Pwn]]ed By Youtube's Content ID==


This proves without a shadow of a doubt that people like Gorgeous George shouldn't be allowed to exist other than in a circus freak sideshow. Aka, "The Gorgeous George Show".
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In what can be described as sheer [[irony]] many of the videos that are on GG's channel have been permanently muted due to multiple content ID violations.


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George, being too much of a [[moran|retard]] to edit out said copyright music, instead reuploaded the same episodes hoping Youtube would be as stupid as he was not to notice. Needless to say, it was an [[epic fail]] as usual. [[butthurt|It is believed that because of this that is why he hasn't uploaded his episodes from 2015]].
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Speaking of George being lazy and inept: he tried editing the videos on Youtube and all that happens is after the music plays the rest of the show is muted. [[sarcasm|GENIUS!]]


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==George's Desperation For Fame==


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For the longest time George has made many [[lie|claims]] from a pilot he was suppose to do for [[nigger|UPN]] to the possibility of being on [[gay|Young & The Restless]]. However it was not known until recently how George was going to achieve this.  


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George's plan to get famous was not doing an audition or going to casting calls like [[insane|normal people]]. Instead George begged to a [[nobody|b-list celebrity]] on [[Facebook]]. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judith_Chapman Judith Chapman] is a famous [[whore|Soap Star]] and George was gushing like a [[bitch|school girl]] in front of her exclaiming that he loves Young & The Restless a show that is only watched by elderly women who are on life support and flamers that would put Liberace to shame. I'll let you guess as to what category George falls under.
                                       
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==Space Mountain is banned from Richmond radio==
What makes this even more hilarious is George was expecting a response as if Judy would have said, [[Unrealistic expectations|"Sure, let me get a nobody like yourself who has no experience your big break (even though I'm not a director or producer). As a matter of fact we'll give you a lead and pay you a billion dollars an episode and give you a trillion dollar sign-on bonus."]]


[[File:1 guy and a pig.jpg|thumb|The final moments before GG got banned from the radio station for his disgusting content and defamation of character on people.]]
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12-21-10
==George Cyber Stalking The Ladies==


Gorgeous George got over 45 complaints for his radio show and because of that he is now banned from WCLM 1450. This was mainly due to a perverted “cover” of "Chestnuts Roasting on an open fire" (He also cursed several times during the show which didn’t help either). For example, instead of singing “Merry Christmas” he sung “Merry [[Clitmas]]” (Clever, ain’t he?) then there was a part of the song where he talked about molesting women from ages 1-93. Not only is he a pervert and possible rapist but child molester as well. This all happened within the first 15 minutes of the show.  
Also recently unearthed was a bunch of messages GG sent to a girl which could be best described as [[Chris Chan]]esque on Facebook. It's starts off innocently enough where George asks a lady if she wants a "[[fail|candle lite]]" dinner. Not getting the response he went on her wall a few months later asking he to visit Richmond in a Teddy. George then Loses his shit and asks her when are we going to make babies together. [[sarcasm|Smooth George]]!


Then for the next 30 minutes Gorgeous George got [[butthurt]] and whined and bitched about Sara. Basicaly calling her a lying whore (considering how much he loved Sue, that would still be an upgrade). He then, in a lame attempt, pretended that she called the show. The problem is the pod on her channel was so low that it was inaudible. Just like his Public Access show, he doesn't know how to control the equipment (mainly because his fingers were still sticky from eating Popeye's chicken); however, the last time he played it, the audio sounded suspiciously similar to Brenda. She has neither confirmed or denied this, then the idiot at the end of the show took calls and got pranked (what a fucking surprise). You can listen to the show here (5 parts):


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlJ6pMaPsaU
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiFhEnko1-4
==Gorgeous "Mystery Man" George==


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMWqTo7MmDs
Another thing that was just found was a rare Blog Talk Radio show he did with fellow butt buddy [https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Gorgeous_George/Allies_of_teh_Fat#Brenda_Bradshaw Brenda Bradshaw]. In said show George is referred to as "Mystery Man" (probably because they were afraid of GG getting recognized then phone mobbed).  


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2yb_RC6KhA
Like GG's Brenda's [[BlogTalkRadio|Blog Talk show]] is an [[abortion]] (and equally as talented as George). For example during musical breaks you can hear George & Brenda talking in the background. Brenda gushes over George claiming he is [[not|super funny and a great impressionist]].  


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4dCLcFtvYs
At one point a caller comes and Brenda asks the caller what they thought of George's humor and said he wasn't funny. [[LOL]]!


== Gorgeous George Criminal Record "What's causin' all of this?" ==
[http://www.blogtalkradio.com/brendabradshaw2/2014/03/18/psychicbrenda-show-special#.VqgdgpeCO5E.email Link to the dog shit show]


Update: as of 12-30-2010 Gorgeous George criminal record. Behold the immense criminal record (I had no idea they stacked shit that high!)
==GG The "Horrendous Troll"==


The 11th one is GG's fathers criminal record, proving that his dad did indeed shoot a dog for crapping on his lawn.
This is not the first time for George making a "[[fail|troll]]" youtube account in an attempt to cover up his [[rage]] and [[butthurt]]. A few years back George made the [https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#Ray_Stretch_Eppleman Ray Stretch Eppleman] account in a lame attempt to get revenge. Like with Ray, George failed so hard with the Horrendous Troll account he deleted it after one comment. Probably due to the fact that he gives himself away with his trademark typos & [[baw]].  


In addition to that he shows what a [[noob]] [[troll]] he is as he breaks the most basic rules including 1) referring to himself as a troll (something that 99.9% of trolls don't do). 2) Using a troll avatar. Even when being ironic is something trolls don't do. 3) Vowing revenge. Ye who baws first loses. Amongst many simple mistakes George makes because he is [[mad]].


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==George DID NOT Die==


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In an attempt to troll GG out of his pig pen people started to claim that GG was dead. Was George smart enough to ignore this ''bullshit''? FUCK NO! He didn't make just one but two videos about it.  


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In said videos George claims that he was too busy to make videos ([[hypocrite|yet he made two responses]]) says that the people who made said videos claiming he was dead were pathetic human beings. In addition to he usual rage bitch responses he claims that one of the goons know people on Youtube because he was able to bypass his false flaggings. George still likes to pretend to this very day that Fair-use doesn't exist. George then plays arm chair psychologist by diagnosing trolls which is hilarious considering how fucked in the head George is.


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In the second video George tried to deny that he works as a mall cop at night even though in a video with [[piss4400]] he admitted he was. He then tried to criticize one of the goons claiming he has [[tits]], a low cut dress and a big chin. Also lulzy since George has on a low cut blouse, has [[moobs]] and a fat chin.  


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==George Gets Pranked on His Precious Birthday Radio Show==


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Since George thinks he's [[Justin Beiber]] famous which is the furthest thing from the truth (although they are definitely both faggots) had his annual birthday show. One of the goons figured that out and called in multiple times and pranked him for more than 30 minutes by doing stuff like playing [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqIsc8ooXug Nigger Nigger Nigger], Calling George a fat pig and other lulzy shit. The reason George kept him on so long was because he kept repeating old shit he heard from [[Gorgeous_George/Allies_of_teh_Fat#Matt_Wilson|Matt Wilson]] which George should know by now is BS. It starts 48:18.


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The station manager heard the show who happened to be a [[nigger]] and [[permabanned]] GG after he heard the shit GG said and was [[offended|shocked]] at the stuff GG was allowing the prank caller to say. Also according to him there were many complaints about the show...mostly that it sucked. So now George is sans radio and public access show.


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==George Loses His Precious Mansion==
[[File:Gorgeous George's Mansion With Water Damage.png|thumb|Check out all that water damage on the ceiling and the mold.]]
{{quote|You know what? I may be losing my house but at least I pay the bills.|George not realizing the irony of his derpy statement.}}


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For years now George has been fighting a losing battle with his mortgage because that's so hard to do with GG's six-income-figure ([https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#Gorgeous_George_is_losing_his_.22MANSION.22 See Gorgeous George is losing his "MANSION" for moar info on he how almost lost it in 2010.])


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With the piling bills the bank told him to [[GTFO]] in early October and [http://www.richmond.com/classifieds/community/announcements/trustee/ad_41ae9d0f-1a5f-55c2-bf04-a3525d5e60c7.html#.V_bQ_awuOa0.email auctioned his house off on the 13th].


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You would think since this was GG's pride & joy and childhood home he'd have taken great care of it and you'd be fucking wrong. According to foreclosure.com GG's home was valued at only $186,150 (and two years ago it was assessed at around $250,000) which is the cheapest house currently in the neighborhood and that's because of the way he took care of it. If you have seen his videos in the past then you are familiar with how he leaves garbage on the ground and doesn't clean shit and from the look of the recent tirade videos he did the decor looks like it hasn't been updated since the '70s and it has a ton of water damage & mold. The house need to burn NAO! The funny thing is GG claims he went to the auction to try to buy it back which [[not|I'm sure the bank would totally allow him to do]].


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Of course the trolls found this information and when GG noticed he wasn't going to take it lying down (because this has worked so well for George in the past) and made 3 videos with the usual lulzy death threats.


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==Gorgeous George Files For Bankruptcy==
[[File:Gorgeous George begging the court to save his house.png|thumb|[[BAW]]! DON'T TAKE MY HOUSE AWAY FROM ME! :-(]]
[[File:Gorgeous George Geoye Yanil.png|thumb|Signed by [[lolwut|Geoye Yanil]]]]
{{quote|If you're a troll, lose this number. If you're a bill collector definitely lose this number.|Gorgeous George's recent voicemail.}}
{{quote|[[autism|This is my childhood home.]] [[whore|I plan to save it by any means necessary.]]|Gorgeous George's recent quote from his bankruptcy document.}}


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On October 13, 2016 (The same day GG got his home auctioned off) George thought this was [[retard|the best day to file for bankruptcy]] even though he should have done it years ago if we go by the chicken scribble he has written down. Here are the lulzy facts that we have so far.


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*George currently has around $60,000 in debt (and before he lost his house it was close to $250k) which mostly comes from his second mortgage, loans from places that rape you (e.g. Fast Loans) and bills like Comcast & Verizon. His outstanding bill to Comcast might be one of the reasons he's not allowed to do his public access show right now.
*According to George [[lol|his show is worth exactly $0]].
*There are multiple math mistakes. For examples [[derp|when he multiplied 1 X's 0 he thought the answer was 1]].
*Under the list of things he wants exempt is his Gym & internet bill.
*Even though he lost his house that day he listed it under things he still owns even though the bank already foreclosed on it.
*The reason George owes so much money is it appeared he took out loans to pay for the previous loans. [[not|Always a genius idea.]]
*He also revealed the name of his taxi company which is [[gay|Ridem Cowboy]] which sounds totally hetral-setual and not G.A.Y. also in his huge fleet of two cars one of them needs repairs and George is trying to write it off on the exempt side.
*Also George disclosed that there is damage to the house which considering it looks like it belongs on an episode of Hoarders is no shocker.  


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[https://images.encyclopediadramatica.rs/b/b3/Gorgeous_George%27s_Bankruptcy_Form.pdf GG's bankruptcy PDF]


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==Will Markland vs Gorgeous George==


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In a previous video during the whole "George is dead prank" George called out two people in a video, (one of them being Will Markland) Daring them to show their face on YouTube and said he didn't have the balls to do so, and that if he did, he would pay him $1,000. Well Will Markland accepted the challenge as you can see here


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Afterwards, George went quiet like the coward that he truly is and never paid up the $1,000 he owed Will. So Will decided to take it upon himself and call George for himself and ask why he hasn't paid him $1,000. During the call you will also learn that George owes thousands of dollars to random hookers in Richmond, admits that he still hasn't cleaned his fingernails, confirms his bankruptcy, contradicts himself, and overall projects his faggotry once again onto others.


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== LOLsuit 2017 ==


                                       
After incessant and constant non-stop bitching and whining, the judge decided to hear George's case. George being the delusional arrogant asshole he is thinks he will get a big payday from YouTube in excess of $100 million (which is how much he is actually seeking for in "damages") because they allowed Shon Brennan and Will Markland to upload his precious "clippages" to YouTube. (Regarding Will Markland, there's another great bit of irony. George stole one of his videos and uploaded it to YouTube critiquing it. Which is what George bitches about constantly being allegedly done to him. Which again explains George not understanding the concept of Fair-Use.) What's funnier is that the lawyer representing YouTube has outstanding credentials, ranking 1st in her graduating class at Georgetown Law School in Copyright. To go with that she also has the following accolades
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    Cum Laude; Associate Editor, Civil Rights Law Journal
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    Double concentration in neuroscience and biochemistry, molecular & cellular biology; double minor in psychology and inter-arts


== GG SUX SERIES ON SALE ==
Needless to say, George being the arrogant and delusional prick that he is, is already declaring victory and did so in a recent video on April 12, 2017. Talking about how he is going to get his "payola" while he "beats his chest" (all the while talking about current events that he has no idea that he is talking about. In one of the topics he discusses the story of the Dr. that was beaten off the airplane and George incorrectly blamed Delta airlines when it was actually United airlines). George thinks he truly has a slam dunk case and will finally obtain his "six income figure" he has so boastfully claimed he has had for many years.


[[File:yousuck.jpg|thumb|Be careful,He might pounce you wi-wi-wi-with one flist.]]
Note: At the beginning of the video, George plays Queens "We Are The Champions". Another bit of irony that is the Gorgeous George saga is that he is using third party material once again (which btw George has admitted to profiting off of 3rd party material)


It has been a glorious month since the ggsux series was released on DVD recently; with over 1,500 copies sold, we have decided to drop the price on the DVD to $9.99 plus s&h. This DVD includes all 6 videos of George being bombarded with prank calls from his public access show. It also includes numerous amounts of pranks from the 2008 season and George dancing with gross hookers. This DVD has 2 hrs 35 mins of epic lulz and you can buy it now. To order this DVD please contact Jeremy Stevens: 570-584-3755.
== 2018 The Death of George (Again) ==


== Conclusion ==
The case has still not been heard, George hired a homosexual convicted of crimes against nature to assist him with his legal documents... This did not end Well, The Goons got hold of George's legal help and turned him into a Goon who ended up trolling GG along with the Goons. Marty McFly ended up interviewing GG's legal help who spilled the beans on the state of "The Banks House" and how George shits in buckets!
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George tried to "change the torts" in his court case to defamation and ended up getting that part of his case thrown out, GG got butt hurt and then went on TV and accused the Judge of taking bribes
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==GG’s new cohort Brenda Bradshaw==
Will Markland has filed motion after motion attacking GG, including Motions to declare George a vexatious litigant and motions for discovery of his Bank Statements. None of this has gone down well with GG and he has filed numerous motions "TO STRIKE DOWN" any of the defendants pleadings because they show GG to be a moron. George has even gone as far as lying about his legal help under penalty of perjury.
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George has made a small selection of mini tirade videos already, As you can see his anger increases in each one.
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George got caught by a private investigator cruising the craigs list personals<br>
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Brenda Bradshaw is a 62-year-old washed-up has been of a psychic who has been wanting to get into GG’s pants for a long time because she can fit in them as well. She appeared on the GG Christmas radio show claiming that in 2011 some production company would pick up his show and syndicate it throughout the country (lol that’s not even in the ballpark of wishful thinking.)
George goes back to being a courier, Through Marty McFly and the Goons they managed to discover that George has gone back to working as a courier, in a bawfest recorded call GG bitches about only earning $218 a week and how destitute he is. GG has gone has far as selling off TV's that belong to other people for $100 as he can't afford anything.


Soon after the GG show was made, a goon made a video response which was lulz. Shortly after that, the double chinned psychic made a video response of her own, which she'd promptly remove due to how butthurt she got over the comments.
For the latest join the facebook group - https://www.facebook.com/groups/391807527905617/ - Where constant updates are posted


Over a week's time, Brenda battled the goons by putting up videos with bad clipart, but the goons persisted and fought the psychic valiantly. As a result, she has closed her main YouTube account.
== YouTubers Weigh In On George's LOLsuit==
Word has gotten around the YouTube community of Gorgeous George's LOLsuit. Some big time YouTubers such as Phil DeFranco, Leon Lush, and Bunty King, just to name a few, have expressed their concerns about George filing the frivolous LOLsuits. Ranging from the fact George can't take legitimate criticism, to him not understanding the concept of Fair-Use, they all bring their own viewpoints to the table explaining why and how George is doomed and destined to lose his LOLsuit


She still, however, has a vimeo account:
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http://vimeo.com/user5214607
== George the Sexual Predator ==
As of the 25th of April 2018, it has been revealed that George is not only an obese failure, tranny lover and all round retard... but an alleged sexual predator as well. Back in 2017 he invited a troubled woman known as "Jaime" to stay with him under the pretence of helping overcome her drug addiction. Instead, George abused that position of trust, apparently boasting that he had simply used her for sex.


Visit her myspace page
Jamie later died from an overdose, after months of George stalking and harassing her for leaving both him and his filthy house.


http://www.myspace.com/555153398


Tuna caverns has opened up her stinky youtube lips with two new accounts. One dedicated to the fat fuck and the other dedicated to her lack of "skills" as a psychic.
== The Remains of George's House After His Eviction ==


Prophet Brenda


http://www.youtube.com/user/prophetbrenda1#p/u
After being kicked out finally by the bank in late 2018, George was forced to pack his shit (not the first time he had to do that) and leave his home. What was left behind was utter filth and disgust as George never took care of the place as it looked like dead bodies and rotten corpses had been laying around his house for multiple decades. The floors have black stains all over and George never updated the house. It literally looks like a place for a crime scene (and considering reports of George raping Jamie Whalen, it comes to no surprise). In the video he also has shit in his medicine cabinet dating back to the 1970's, more proof that George didn't keep up and take care of his dear and precious child hood home. Im serious, that house looks like it needs to be burnt to the ground and covered in holy water. See for yourself, but be warned, it is not for people with weak stomachs.  


Gorgeous George Rules


http://www.youtube.com/user/GorgeousGeorgeRules
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When you think of GG what is the first thing that you think of? According to Brenda it's Heavy Metal, '90s style head banging, hamburgers and Taco Bell...Well at least shes got the fast food part right.
==The Crologies of GG==
[[File:GG Before teh rape.jpg|thumb|We see the GG in his natural habitat ready to [[rape|pounce on his target]] with one flist and perhaps a double dildo.]]
{{Main|Gorgeous George/The Crologies of GG}}


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* [[Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#GG Goes Through Plane Glass Window|GG Goes Through Plane Glass Window]]
* [[Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#Gorgeous George and the Denny's Debacle|Gorgeous George and the Denny's Debacle]]
* [[Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#The Zopilote Era|The Zopilote Era]]


Here is a example of how insane Brenda is. The first thing you'll notice is that her chins of fat flock together. Also, she is as bloated as Elvis' obese corpse. She's also got a really bad case of clown lip (This was probably due to the fact that Tammy Faye Baker taught her how to put on make-up).
'''2005'''
* [[Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#George Strikes Back|George Strikes Back]]


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'''2007'''
* [[Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#Gorgeous George 2007 Episode (GG likes to be sexually whipped)|Gorgeous George 2007 Episode (GG likes to be sexually whipped)]]


Believe it or not she has two GG channels with the same videos. I guess she loves stereophonic fat coming at you in all directions.
'''2008'''
* [[Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#George Yarid Cleaning Services|George Yarid Cleaning Services]]
* [[Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#Fat fuck strikes back, and gets pranked again|Fat fuck strikes back, and gets pranked again]]


http://www.youtube.com/user/GorgeousGeorgeRuIes
'''2009'''
* [[Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#Fat Fuck goes on a tirade|Fat Fuck goes on a tirade]]
* [[Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#GG on Ebay|GG on Ebay]]
* [[Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#Pollard Park incident|Pollard Park incident]]
* [[Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#GG Scams a guy on Ebay|GG Scams a guy on Ebay]]


Even though they are not related they both look and act alike in alot of ways. For example…
'''2010'''
   
* [[Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#Gorgeous George show 1994-2010|Gorgeous George show 1994-2010]]
1. They both weigh as much as the average American 2 bedroom home. 
* [[Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#Fat Pig Lied, There WAS a 2010 season!|Fat Pig Lied, There WAS a 2010 season!]]
   
* [[Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#The G.A.Y. Life|The G.A.Y. Life]]
2. They both have double chins that weighs as much as a Mack truck.  
* [[Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#Space Mountain Barges on Richmond radio|Space Mountain Barges on Richmond radio]]
   
* [[Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#Gorgeous George is losing his "MANSION"|Gorgeous George is losing his "MANSION"]]
3. They both have that insane look in their eyes that would make Hannibal Lecter piss his pants.  
* [[Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#GG has multiple restraining orders|GG has multiple restraining orders]]
   
4. They both think they are apex of beauty even though they are as ugly as Pat from SNL.  
   
5. They both think they are the pinnacle of talent when in reality they are as talented as William Hung (but unlike William Hung they have never had a hit record or their 15 minutes of fame) 
   
6. They both have tits that drag on the ground (likewise they both don’t wear a bra) 
   
7. They both have really big fat hairy and flabby arms. 
   
8. They both went to the Josef Goebbels school of propaganda.


9. They both wonder “What is causin’ all of this?”
'''2011'''
* [[Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#Fat Fuck Goes On A Tirade....Again!( January 2011 edition)|Gorgeous George show 1994-2010]]
* [[Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#You Take The Cake George|You Take The Cake George]]
* [[Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#Gorgeous George Show Season 17(and potentially last...nah GG is being a drama queen)|Gorgeous George Show Season 17(and potentially last...nah GG is being a drama queen)]]


UPDATE – Brenda has opened up another channel this time dedicated to the fictional “Cyber Bully Watch Network.” She got really butthurt when someone posed as her (as psychicbrenda2) to get info out of GG and now she want them to close their account voluntarily…lol
'''2012'''
* [[Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#Something Awful thinks GG is passe|Something Awful thinks GG is passe]]
* [[Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#The Gorgeous Interview|The Gorgeous Interview]]
* [[Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#G.A.Y. the False Flaggot|G.A.Y. the False Flaggot]]
* [[Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#Gorgeous George 2012 Radio Show (June 2012)|Gorgeous George 2012 Radio Show (June 2012)]]
* [[Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#Gorgeous George goes on a tirade against the internet for the 3rd year in a row! (7-23-2012 edition)|Gorgeous George goes on a tirade against the internet for the 3rd year in a row! (7-23-2012 edition)]]
* [[Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#August 2012 Exposing Incidents|August 2012 Exposing Incidents]]


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'''2013'''
* [[Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#The Magic Matt Saga|The Magic Matt Saga]]
* [[Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#Fontaine has deaded|Fontaine has deaded]]
* [[Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#Gorgeous George The Documentary|Gorgeous George The Documentary]]


This is the official ad for it
'''2014'''
* [[Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#New Tactics For Harassment|New Tactics For Harassment]]
* [[Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#The 20th anniversary of The Gorgeous George Show and the cancellation|The 20th anniversary of The Gorgeous George Show and the cancellation]]
* [[Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#GG 2014 Prank Calls|GG 2014 Prank Calls]]
* [[Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#The "Secret" GG interview -The Gorgeous George Show goes bye bye in 2015-|The "Secret" GG interview -The Gorgeous George Show goes bye bye in 2015-]]
* [[Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#GG 2014 Bawfest|GG 2014 Bawfest]]
* [[Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#Bawfest part 2 -A Challenger Appears-|Bawfest part 2 -A Challenger Appears-]]
* [[Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#The Mass GG Video Upload of 2014|The Mass GG Video Upload of 2014]]


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'''2015'''
* [[Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#GG's 2014 Shows (AKA 20 Years of Crap)|GG's 2014 Shows (AKA 20 Years of Crap)]]
* [[Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#GG's 20th Anniversary Rage Special|GG's 20th Anniversary Rage Special]]
* [[Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#Gorgeous George Commercials|Gorgeous George Commercials]]
* [[Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#Gorgeous George Lays It on the Line Show Discussion (AKA GG Disclaimer 2015)|Gorgeous George Lays It on the Line Show Discussion (AKA GG Disclaimer 2015)]]
* [[Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#Gorgeous George Show DOES RULE|Gorgeous George Show DOES RULE]]
* [[Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#GG MAD!!! GG SMASH!!!|GG MAD!!! GG SMASH!!!]]
* [[Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#GG Challenges Goon to a Debate and Immediately Pussies Out|GG Challenges Goon to a Debate and Immediately Pussies Out]]
* [[Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#GG Issues Death Threats|GG Issues Death Threats]]
* [[Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#GG Starts Making ED Pages|GG Starts Making ED Pages]]
* [[Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#Moar Lulzy ED Threats|Moar Lulzy ED Threats]]
* [[Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#GG Strikes Fat (Summer 2015 Hand Full of Crisco Edition)|GG Strikes Fat (Summer 2015 Hand Full of Crisco Edition)]]
* [[Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#Gorgeous George Insane Rant #...I lost count|Gorgeous George Insane Rant #...I lost count]]
* [[Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#GG has just declared war|GG has just declared war]]
* [[Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#Happy Abortion Survival Day...OMG HE HAS A KNIFE 2015|Happy Abortion Survival Day...OMG HE HAS A KNIFE 2015]]
* [[Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#A GG's Guest Challenger Appears|A GG's Guest Challenger Appears]]
* [[Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#I think Trans-Allegheny Lunatic Asylum is missing a patient|I think Trans-Allegheny Lunatic Asylum is missing a patient]]
* [[Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#Ray Stretch Eppleman|Ray Stretch Eppleman]]
* [[Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#Another Radio Monstrosity -August 26, 2015-|Another Radio Monstrosity -August 26, 2015-]]
* [[Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#George Actually Has a Fan and Treats Him Like Shit|George Actually Has a Fan and Treats Him Like Shit]]
* [[Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#GG Baws Yet Again 11-25-15|GG Baws Yet Again 11-25-15]]
* [[Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#The Merry Trollmas Campaign|The Merry Trollmas Campaign]]
* [[Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#Basic overveiw Gorgeous George Show|MBasic overveiw Gorgeous George Show]]
* [[Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#Gorgeous George Show Simple Reply|Gorgeous George Show Simple Reply]]
* [[Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#Time for a heavy dose of ones medicine Shon Brennan style.|Time for a heavy dose of ones medicine Shon Brennan style.]]
* [[Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#Gorgeous George The Stalker|Gorgeous George The Stalker]]


Here is her new channel.
==Allies of teh Fat==


http://www.youtube.com/user/MsBcabs#p/u
{{Main|Gorgeous George/Allies of teh Fat}}


BTW she wants you to refrain from revenge
[[Image:TeamGG.jpg|thumb|rovest and Matt at a Team GG meeting]]


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* [[Gorgeous_George/Allies_of_teh_Fat#Angela Sander|Angela Sander]]
* [[Gorgeous_George/Allies_of_teh_Fat#Brenda Bradshaw|Brenda Bradshaw]]
* [[Gorgeous_George/Allies_of_teh_Fat#Brandon Hardesty|Brandon Hardesty]]
* [[Kaye_Lazar|Kaye Lazar]]
* [[Gorgeous_George/Allies_of_teh_Fat#rovestyakuto|rovestyakuto]]
* [[Gorgeous_George/Allies_of_teh_Fat#Matt Wilson|Matt Wilson]]


==Gorgeous George is losing his "MANSION"==
==Axis of Teh Fat==
[[File:GGspigpenSold.jpg|thumb|The pig pen hits the market!!]]


Recently, the splooge haired pudgey accidently messaged a goon on youtube with some news, thinking they were PsychicBrenda1. It was about how his worthless ass doesn't in fact make a SIX INCOME FIGURE (Big surprise, right?), and is close to losing his "MANSION" that mommy gave him.
{{Main|Gorgeous George/Axis of teh Fat}}


''"Hey Brenda, my [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GecEMnUVX2w video] Addressing this matter will be up by friday. I'm going to rip these a-holes a new one.
* [[Kaye_Lazar|Kaye Lazar]]
* [[Gorgeous_George/Allies_of_teh_Fat#Sue|Sue]]
* [[Gorgeous_George/Allies_of_teh_Fat#Sara Metz Tells the Truth (about a G.A.Y. man)|Sara Metz Tells the Truth (about a G.A.Y. man)]]
* [http://www.weightwatchers.com Weight Watchers]


''My main concern right now is saving my home and there is nothing I can do, just about coming close on having a nervous breakdown. I have to show the mortgage company my income and I have nothing to show them, since what I make is cash in hand with driving the taxi. Though I have to turn around and pay three hundred dollars a week for rental of the cab. Which makes me averaging maybe about 300.00 dollars a week. Even though New's Years eve I made that in one night. Though I can't count on that. So there is no consistency on my income. Plus the internet advertising is a bust. It wasn't as good like what I was doing at Magazine COMPANY I was working for.''
==List of [[lolsuit|LOLsuits]]==


''I need guarantee income to save my home or if not the writing is on the wall. So as bad as it is in dealing with this internet bullshit from the assholes, it is only a secondary issue. I need to concentrate on keeping my home that I've been living for 38 years of my 42 years of my life.
{{Main|Gorgeous George/List of LOLsuits}}
''If I lose that house it will devastate me. I'm desperate and I need to make a steady income and average about 1,000 a week. This is ordeal is draining me and zapping my strength. What I'm thinking about is keeping the taxi job, but get something during the day that is steady and get rid of the internet advertising gig.Making the Taxi job nights only.''


''I need a win fall of dead presidents, or altogether equaling a 1,000 dollars a week to maintain my sanity.''
* [[Gorgeous George/List of LOLsuits#Lolsuit (2010 Edition)|Lolsuit (2010 Edition)]]
* [[Gorgeous George/List of LOLsuits#GG files another LOLsuit (2012 Edition)|GG files another LOLsuit (2012 Edition)]]
* [[Gorgeous George/List of LOLsuits#LOLsuit (2013 Edition)|LOLsuit (2013 Edition)]]
* [[Gorgeous George/List of LOLsuits#Copyright Fail|Copyright Fail]]
* [[Gorgeous George/List of LOLsuits#Here We Go Again. Another LOLsuit (2014 Edition)|Here We Go Again. Another LOLsuit (2014 Edition)]]
* [[Gorgeous George/List of LOLsuits#Gorgeous George Criminal Record "What's causin' all of this?"|Gorgeous George Criminal Record "What's causin' all of this?"]]
* [[Gorgeous George/List of LOLsuits#LOLsuit 2015 -Now with 400% extra lulz-|LOLsuit 2015 -Now with 400% extra lulz-]]
* [[Gorgeous George/List of LOLsuits#GG Reopens the Case With His Perjury Powers)|GG Reopens the Case With His Perjury Powers]]


''I was going to get Angela to invest in a coffee house and she has been going back in forth with me and now the guy went up on the price. Now she and I just got off the phone with a heavy argument. Throwing her nasty insults at me about me living in poverty and how I can't do it without her help. Another fucking emotional roller coaster in dealing with her bullshit.''
==Gorgeous George and His TV Show -Documentary-==
{{Main|Gorgeous George/Gorgeous George and His TV Show}}


''So Brenda, my life is little bit more entangle with angst than you thought. Anyway, the moral of this story, I need any help you can offer with this.''
== Gorgeous George AKA George al Habib Osaddam Yarab ==


''G G"''
[[File:Gorgeous George al Habib.jpg|thumb|]]


Maybe this will teach GG a little bit of humility. Now that he's soon to be cut from his mother's FAT, putrid, umbilical cord and has to deal with the REAL WORLD. A world where coupon sales and Takeout Taxi don't pay the mortgage. Could this be the end of the road for GG? The final nail in the coffin? Did George's entire existence finally DIE?!? I guess we just have to wait and see!
New details have come out concerning GG's (other) hidden life, thanks to the former NSA analyst turned whistleblower Edward Snowden. Snowden had files that revealed that it was Gorgeous George or "George al Habib Osaddam Yarab" not Osama Bin Laden, who was behind the 9/11 attacks. Yarab, who has ties to the terrorist organization Al Qaeda, started another terrorist organization in Richmond Virginia. Yarab was able to gain entry to the United States with fraudulent papers (similar to the ones he used in his frivolous LOLsuits) and funded the organization from a gloryhole location in Richmond called "Fieldens". Yarab dubbed the terrorist organization he created in Richmond as "Trannies In Training" otherwise known as "T.I.T". Snowden was able to convince then "T.I.T" member Matthew Tatum aka "Magic Matt" (Who was Yarab's top recruiter in finding new trannies to train) to comply with him and revealed that Yarab was also behind the Boston Marathon Bombings. Magic Matt had mentioned Yarab once stated that he could "run a marathon if he wanted to", but when he found out the marathon was 26.2 miles, and not the " 2 miles" that he claims he can do, Yarab sent out "T.I.T" members  Tamerlan Tsarnaev (deceased)Dzhokhar Tsarnaev to set off bombs to distract everyone and make it "appear" as if he finished the race when he crossed the line. In actuality, Yarab drove his Diamond Taxi Cab 500 yards from the finish line. Once there, Yarab gave the Tsarnaev's brothers the order to set off the explosions. Once they went off, Yarab, breathing heavily, staggered across the finish line letting out a big "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO".


==Fat Fuck Goes On A Tirade....Again!( January 2011 edition)==
When Yarab found out that Magic Matt "backstabbed him in the back" He dismissed him of all of his T.I.T Duties and in the process pounced him with one flist. Before Magic Matt's demise, he had also revealed that Yarab is holding Warren Weinstein hostage in one of the stalls at Fieldens to perform sexual acts on his tranny clients to help him maintain his yearly "six income figure". It is rumored that Yarab has gone into hiding, taking Weinstein with him to continue operating his gloryhole business and maintain his tranny clientele. Speculation has it that they are hiding out in Yarab's favorite eatery, "Nacho Mamas"


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== G.A.Y.'s Fantasies==
[[File:Typical GG Sex.jpg|thumb|GG is never far from the [[fat|KFC bucket]] when [[fucking]] his hos]]
G.A.Y.'s secret entries into his diary entitled "G.A.Y. Tales" the following are dreams and fantasies of G.A.Y.'s


==ArtieTSMITW does a parody of George's disclaimer==
'' "My idea of paradise is being in the candy garden from Charlie and the Chocolate factory. Where I would run around the big garden, eating chocolate and beating off, and then when Charlie Bucket strolled through the garden, I would run out and expose myself, causing Charlie's grandpa to have a heart attack. Then I would say hi to the tranny oompa loompas, stick some snozberries up my ass, and then get bored of candy and head off to nacho mamas, harrassing a few young women on my way out."
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"Plenty of times I have imagined my father gassing dogs to death by shoving their heads up my mom's (Loosey's) ass and then feeding her baked beans. I then see myself masturbating furiously while watching this"''


==There`s a Gorgeous George soundtrack==
==Reverend Walt Smith & George Yarid separated at birth?==
Recently, a goon has compiled a list of songs that inspired the goons to keep the fat occupied on youtube. This album entitled "put cock here" contains fourteen tracks that the G.A.Y is very familiar with......well actually a few.


[[File:glory_hole.png|thumb|Woooooooooooo!]]  
[[File:Gorgeous Georges long lost brother.png|thumb|right|Like GG Reverend Walt Smith uses his own semen to color his hair. ]]


When you think about the chances that anyone that looks like GG having another public access show that sucks as much as his [[never|you'd probably have a better chance of being the head stud of the playboy mansion]]. The similarities don't stop there. Reverend Walt Smith had a co-host (the late Reverend Billy Locklear) who is as creepy and as much of an [[attention whore]] as [[Kaye_Lazar|Kevin]]. They also get the exact kind of prank calls where Walt gets called [[fat]]. Like GG Reverend Walt has weak comebacks and is as equally slow witted as George.


1. Step up - drowning pool
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2. Fat boys are back - fat boys
==Random videos about GG==


3. No pity for a coward - suicide silence
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<br>'''GG's life story as narrated by Tom Brokaw'''</center>
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<br>'''Brandon Hardesty mocking GG. Once considered his archenemy, GG & Brandon are now [[gay|BFFs]]'''</center>
|<center><youtube>SjCFlEcdQN8</youtube>
<br>'''Second vd Bradon made about GG. Currently Bradon is [[BJ|gobbing GG's cone]] :D'''</center>
|<center><youtube>zH2hvD0e0uc</youtube>
<br>'''Jan Terri is GG's MUH MUH. That's where he gets his talent from'''</center>
|<center><youtube>ULdrEHo3Tak</youtube>
<br>'''RCAN Studios'''</center>
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<br>'''GG wished being a "False Flaggot" was that cool'''</center>
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4. Bobby brown goes down - frank Zappa
== Conclusion ==


5. Dre day - dr.Dre
[[File:Gg dreams.jpg|Gg dreams.jpg|center]]


6. Fat - weird al yankovich
==DOX==
[[File:GG's multimillion dollar mansion.jpg|thumb|right|GG's multimillion dollar mansion made with his six-income-figure.]]
[[File:George Yarid E-Penis Waving 2.jpg|thumb|right|Thanks for Doxing yourself GG :D]]


7. all you can eat - Ben folds
George Alexander Yarid


8. It's okay to be gay - tomboy
1307 Stoneycreek Drive


9. Anal cunt - I just saw the gayest guy on earth
Richmond, VA 23238


10. Sweet transvestite - rhps
July 16, 1968


11. Benny hill theme
georgeyarid1968@gmail.com


12. Fast love - George Michael
gorgeousgeorgeshow@live.com


13. Southern nights - Glenn Campbell
gorgeousgeorgeshow1@netzero.com


14. Simply red - something got me started
<s>His phone number isn't available for two reasons.


14. Blue Bonnie flag
*1) He keeps changing it anytime when he gets [[pwn|pranked]].
*2) No one wants to reach in the sweaty buttcrack of that beast for his cell phone after he's driven in his take-out-taxi all day.</s>


You can download this album free of charge.
Fuck it a number has been found 804-840-4238


With the download you will receive the following songs


FAT FUCK - CKY


You know you`re gay - dick hunter
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Gay bar - electric six
==The [[fugly|Gorgeous]] Gallery==


Nightmare - Avenged sevenfold
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==Gorgeous George Torrent 2014==


Since George keeps on [[baw|bawing]] to Mommy [[Youtube]] [[Serious Business|Serious Measures]] had to be instituted. This torrent has virtually every video that he has [[false flaggot|false flagged]] off teh interwebz. Also it's 22 GB (I didn't know they stacked shit that high). All the videos you need to troll him are right here which is helpful if you are a [[lazy]] bastard. So download it nao [[faggot]].


[http://thepiratebay.se/torrent/10580172 Gorgeous George 2014 Torrent]


==See Also==
==See Also==
[[File:George is a member of Bullying and those who suffer from it.jpg|thumb|George is a proud member of [[hypocrite|"Bullying and those who suffer from it"]] on Facebook]]
*[[Antilulz]]
*[[Antisocial Personality Disorder]]
*[[Batshit Insane]]
*[[Chris-chan]]
*[[E-lawyer]]
*[[False flaggot]]
*[[Fat]]
*[[Gay]]
*[[Giant George]], no relation
*[[Homosexual]]
*[[Hypocrite]]
*[[Internet Tough Guy]]
*[[Kaye Lazar]]
*[[Kaye Lazar]]
*[[lolcow]]
*[[Mad]]
*[[Mental disorders]]
*[[Narcissistic Personality Disorder]]
*[[piss4400]]
*[[Rage]]
*[[Sociopath]]
*[[stalker]]
*[[Streisand Effect]]
*[[Streisand Effect]]
*[[Giant George]], no relation
*[[Unfunny]]
*[[USI]]
*[[Victim Complex]]
*[[Joseph8276]]


==External Links==
==External Links==
*[http://www.gorgeousgeorgeshow.net Gorgeous George's personal website](he also types with a slant)
*[http://archive.is/n27pL GG's Official Website (According to him it's still 2009)]
*[http://gorgeousgeorgeshow.ytmnd.com If you want to have some fun of your own, you can call the fatass on his cell phone]
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/GorgeousGeorgeonDVD One of many of GG's Youtube accounts]
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/GorgeousGeorgeonDVD One of many of GG's Youtube accounts]
*[http://www.dieinafire.com/gg.php Make the slimy fatfuck say what you want, when you want, he loves it!]
*[http://www.dieinafire.com/gg.php Make the slimy fatfuck say what you want, when you want, he loves it!]
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?bbgjnyrzywi Original "Something Awful" soundboard download]
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?bbgjnyrzywi Original "Something Awful" soundboard download]
*[http://www.blip.tv./file/4314518/Gorgeous George "Carl Sagan Pastiche"]
*<s>[http://www.facebook.com/groups/435808626439341/ The meeting place (on Facebook) for goons, the equivalence of a Nacho Mama's for the fatass]</s> BALEETED!
 
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*[http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3187 Gorgeous George's debut music video, ''Rub Your Dongs With Your Daddy']
*[http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3187 Gorgeous George's debut music video, ''Rub Your Dongs With Your Daddy']
*[http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3359224 Something Awful's October 2010 thread on GG's return]
*[http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3359224 Something Awful's October 2010 thread on GG's return]
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*[http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3275900&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=13#post373660931 An ex-coworker joins in]
*[http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3275900&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=13#post373660931 An ex-coworker joins in]


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Latest revision as of 02:51, 6 December 2023

LOLsuit 2016 has Officialy Commenced in a Lame Attempt to Save His home Which Was Being Foreclosed on. As of 10-13-16 has Been Auctioned Off. George Filed for bankruptcy and did not save his house, he is currently squatting in THE BANKS HOUSE. Retard.


Do you have a fat fetish? I think you do. You like your women fat don't you?
Angry GG
Spinning Bird Kic.....uh
Notice George cant keep his fat greasy hands to himself
Technically there are more white people in the picture considering George weighs 5 times as much as the other 4 people in the picture combined!!!!!
Even his co-host Kevin trolls George.
How GG's comedy gold is made.
   
 
There's a public/cable access host here in Richmond, VA who calls himself Gorgeous George. He's a big fat son of a bitch with greasy hair, ill-fitting clothes and a heavy dose of self-delusion. And he also looks like L. Ron Hubbard amirite? He's sort of a local celebrity - just about everyone I know has had some sort of real-life encounter with him. He's been hosting his little call-in show for about the past 10 years, I think, although my friends and I only discovered it maybe 3-4 years ago. Anyway, needless to say, we had no choice but to prank-call him relentlessly. Unfortunately, he was only on maybe 12 weeks per year.. but we made those weeks count. During any given episode, we had at least half a dozen cellphones dialing in, the end result being that literally about 90% of the calls he received were us insulting him. - Dr. Quinn
 

 
 

This was the last moments of this innocent mans life right before George ate him

Gorgeous George

   
 
They give you the high five and all but then they backstab you. They backstab you in the back.
 

 
 

—Gorgeous George, gracing us with yet another elusive universal truth

Gorgeous George: Lookalike to one of America's greatest heroes.

George Alexander Yarid, aka Gorgeous George (born July 16, 1968), is 50 and still lived in a tri-level house with his mother (GG ate his mom) no one. It is a decent house in a decent neighborhood, but it's not the mansion George likes to say it is on TV. Alimony money pays for it and his mom must have been pretty tolerant to let her retard son live with her for nearly 40 years. Gorgeous George used to deliver food for a living. Now he drives a taxi (although no one else can fit in the van with him in it). Fun facts about GG:

   
 
Woooooo!
 

 
 

—Gorgeous George

   
 
I am Wooooooooooooo, THE BABYMAKER
 

 
 

—Gorgeous George

One of the many truthful calls George has received
  • Although he rants against fat chicks, they seem to be the only type of girls who will show up on his show besides literal whores he paid.
  • He often claimed that his show was getting picked up by UPN while it existed. Not surprisingly, though, he's still on public access.
  • He often wears a t-shirt with his own picture on it.
  • He thinks he's God's gift to women. He also thinks he's an absolutely hilarious sketch-comedian.
  • A female Richmonder put up a personals ad on a local phone-based dating service. After a couple days, she received a cocky but friendly message in her inbox from George. The next day, another. A couple days after that, a less friendly, more aggressive message. And it went on and on for two weeks, each message getting more and more angry. "You're lucky I would even lower myself to talk to you, you stupid bitch!" and so on.
  • He is, in fact, not particularly gorgeous.
  • He is thought to be a bisexual gay.
  • He refuses to admit he's a greasy cunt wad.
  • He constantly trips on his own fat gut and bites his fat tongue.
  • In cockney rhyming slang, any person who exhibits these traits is referred to as a "cheddar" (Cheddar Gorge; Gorgeous George).
  • His constant hooting and repetition of verbal diarrhea in the form of swear words and predictable insults is most likely the result of Tourette's Syndrome and/or inbreeding.
  • He has spoken about the Church of Sollentolgy and Jehovennis Witness.
  • He fucked Rick Derris on a pool table and broke it.

But before you make your judgment about George, check out one of his hilarious skits.

Gorgeous George Plagiarizes The "Herlihy Boy" Skit

Here's a skit of GG ripping off the "Herlihy Boy" that was done on Saturday Night Live by Adam Sandler and Chris Farley (though [a different Adam Sandler/Chris Farley skit] would have suited him better.) Only to have GG ruin it by his so called "humor"

Thankfully a Goon felt they couldnt just stand back and allow for this "Tradgey" to happen without any consequences.So the goon decided to critque George on his plagiarism of the "Herlihy Boy" skit and rip him a new one. Just like GG rips the Trannies he fucks a new asshole.

Portrait of G.A.Y.

Some of The Calls

   
 
Censorship in any practa… in any, any, any verbiage, in any proximity of the word is is a blatant crime.


 


 
 

—Gorgeous George, articulate as usual

Gorgeous George is known for DMCAing videos faster than you can upload them

   
 
What is causing all this ?
 

 
 

—Gorgeous George


GG Sux fever has spread worldwide and is on every video sharing site through out the world. Recently his videos were uploaded to tudou.com which is based in Taiwan. If you know anything about Taiwan, being part of China means a blatant disregard for copyright laws. Their motto in English roughly translates into “Censorship in any practa… in any, any, any verbiage, in any proximity of the word is is a blatant crime.” Which is where GG got his expression from. Also this is the longest running GG channel on the netz (that hasn't been false flagged) and with each day that goes by GG's butthurt deepens. XD

Old uploads

GG on tudou arranged by most views

GG on tudou newest videos

Thanks to due diligence of teh trolls most of the calls have been brought back to Youtube. This will definitely cause GG to rage immensely.

Gorgeous George Show

Accurate evolution of The Gorgeous George Show
   
 
Sollentology
 

 
 

—Gorgeous George

   
 
Jehovennis Witness
 

 
 

—Gorgeous George

When in Gorgeous George country, it is well advised to keep on your toes (note that this is a wax mannequin of Jodie Foster).
This totally describes George's looks.
George with one of the many hookers with STD's he has brought on his show. Notice the picture captures him for the fat pig he is.

The Gorgeous George Show is the media equivalent of AIDS crossed with ebola. The show itself is about as comedic as watching your dog die of cancer, and then engaging in unprotected penetrative anal sex with putrid porcupine roadkill with a maggot festering case of hemorrhoids (but at least that would smell better). George and his inbred lap dog, Kevin, both have severe speech impediments. The production value makes the average Christmas morning home movie look like Werner Herzog by comparison. The jokes themselves are only funny if you've never been allowed to leave your house in your whole life, and have therefore never been introduced the concept of humour until just seconds prior to seeing it. The likely result of that, would be for you to immediately develop a phobia of anything calling itself comedy or humour for the rest of your sad life. In many respects, the show provides an archetypal example of why cable access television is a gigantic failure, while simultaneously contributing the sole reason to preserve it. In any given episode, you can expect to be treated to any one or more of the following EnGorgeous George trademarks:

  • GG yelping like he's being penetrated in the ass with cactus skin condoms.
  • His retarded sidekick, Dogfucker Jones, who looks like Squeak from the Academy Award winning film, Baseketball. Apparently he's not allowed to speak much. Doing so causes small children in Africa to catch syphilis.
  • Some random black guy who looks rightfully ashamed to be in the studio.
  • Some random Asian martial arts instructor who immediately gives up martial arts for life after a karate demonstration by George, also leaving said Asian with life long night terrors.
  • Fat chicks miming Britney Spears. This has negative sexual arousal value (DErections).
  • Random female guests (almost exclusively drug addicts or prostitutes or both) whose only purpose is to sit and laugh nervously at GG's jokes while he stares at their tits.
  • The crappy introduction to his show.
  • "Gorgeous George's Donkey Penetration Extravaganza".
  • GG attempting to do karate and collapsing under his own fat.
  • GG being fat.
  • A strange white discharge lodged in his hair.
  • GG drinking his own urine and fellating a whole circus, while assorted disabled 10 year old boys rub his tank ass down in Crisco.
  • GG knowing that 99.9% of his calls are insults and yet he still takes calls.
  • George beating Kaye Lazar for talking.
  • Everyone else on the show laughing at GG and him too dense to realize it.
  • You know what? Fuck this- Gorgeous George is just a fucking mess, full stop. Abandon hope, all ye who enter here. When you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares also into you. Watching a segment that does not feature him being insulted via phone repeatedly, has no point. You will just come away feeling like you've been hit by a Mack truck of pure fucking idiocy (or a pasty moist object of equivalent weight). I remember sitting down to watch it one night; I was left with this feeling I shall never be able to describe. It's worse than despairing disappointment. It is the feeling of your soul slipping away through your pores. Gorgeous George is that stray dog at the pound. You know which one. That 13 year old, mangy, parasite-infested, cobbled together mutt found chained to a post on I-80. Instead of being lovable and friendly though, it's meaner than UTI piss and just sits there all day and pisses and shits itself while barking ferociously at anything that comes near it. For the love of Jesus Fucking Christ on a Stick, I hope nothing good comes of this guy, ever, or that his sphere of influence ever expands outside of a crowd capable of grasping irony.
  • Every episode ends with a montage of GG taking an 18 inch dildo from multiple angles. This montage goes on for 25 minutes (metaphorically speaking).

The Prank Calls

As time went on and the prank calls continued and developed into a proud Richmond pastime. As more people jumped on the GG insult train, it gained terminal velocity and turned into an unstoppable lolz-train bound for dramatic trainwreck. There were several GG prank call clips released to record the lolz for those who do not have Richmond public access. These clips became immensely popular on the SA forums.

According to George's website, "These so-called internet geeks obviously have too much time on their hands. Most of them are college drop-outs or science fiction nerd computer game Star Wars goons who are all sons of bitches!!!"

Somehow Gorgeous George found out that his show was being distributed on the internet without his consent. This led to him going on an insane rant on his show about how he was going to sue everyone involved for copyright infringement, RIAA style. Thankfully GG never figured out how to make a DMCA request! Disregard that, GG sux whale sized dicks.

During this episode George stopped taking phone calls, but in the next episode he states that the public access administrators (who hate the fat cunt just as much as we do) told him that he had to take calls, and the pranks immediately resumed.

Here are some examples of the memorable calls people have made:

Pranksters Quotes

   
 
Fatass


 


 
 

   
 
Dickhead


 


 
 

   
 
Douchebag


 


 
 

   
 
[toilet flush]


 


 
 

—Most frenquent prank done on the show

   
 
Hey George, I've got a relationship question for ya. My girlfriend a couple weeks ago, she started playing hard to get. And recently she just stopped responding to any of my calls. And I was wondering, did you eat her?


 


 
 

   
 
MORBIDLY OBESE!


 


 
 

   
 
You live with your mom


 


 
 

   
 
Hey, take a bath you fat pig!


 


 
 

   
 
I just wanted to say happy birthday to ya, and I also wanted to say that you're very fat


 


 
 

   
 
I'm gonna miss your bloated ass (he was going off the air for 2 weeks)


 


 
 

   
 
George. Hiya Shithead.


 


 
 

   
 
Yeah I want to talk about gas bills man, they really screw me over you fat fu--


 


 
 

   
 
Is tonight your last show? If not, you're gay.


 


 
 

   
 
I got a story about a fraud, a bad experience I had at a store. You see, I was payin your mom for sex--


 


 
 

   
 
Uhh, the email address earlier, was that fat pig @--


 


 
 

   
 
Who nutted in your hair?


 


 
 

   
 
Fat Pig


 


 
 

   
 
Greasy pig


 


 
 

   
 
GaaaAAAAaaay


 


 
 

   
 
I have this girlfriend... and she hocked a ring I gave her for meth


 


 
 

Gorgeous George battles Youtube

When George False Falgs videos, he likes to get in to as much of a comfortable position as possible
Another Position GG likes to be in when flagging videos

YouTube Video Link

From time to time, George will create multiple sockpuppet accounts and argue with other Youtube users on this video. Oh, the irony...

Here's a list of usernames he has used:

  1. GGonDVD
  2. GGshowrules (he actually got this account back. So he now uses "ggshowrules" and "ggshowrules2"
  3. GGstrikesback
  4. gorgeousgeorgestrike
  5. Platinumdracula
  6. GGshowrules2 (main YouTube account. Say something witty, especially about Sue, then prepare for a witty retort and expect to get blocked.)
  7. GorgeousGeorge01
  8. Sonofatwix
  9. ReddFoxxReturns
  10. fishpotpie
  11. ReddFoxx888
  12. GEORGEYARID
  13. GGISSEXY
  14. marley101999
  15. sandylovelace69
  16. Yanksyankshissausage
  17. MrSpamIAm
  18. Nuclearfurnature
  19. poop121
  20. dtheshank
  21. ggrespectnow
  22. gorgeousgeorgeshow
  23. ggandklazar
  24. TheMaverick
  25. NotGorgeousGeorge
  26. GGthaMAN
  27. GGSmexy
  28. TheKnobnose
  29. GorgeousGeorgeonDVD
  30. IngloriusBastard11
  31. kelly2086
  32. GeorgeAlexanderYarid

There are many more that are unaccounted for as well!

George now plans on suing Youtube!

"Looks like YOUTUBE IS GOING TO BE SUED. JUSTICE WILL BE SERVED." - ggshowrules Epic LULZ will definitely ensue!

link to the page where George writes about being butthurt and confirms he plans on suing youtube

Then, in a shocking turn of events GGonDVD (the feral hog's headquarters) was taken down completely, most likely for disgusting and VILE content of George DANCING WITH A HOOKER!

George spouted some butthurt threats that were nothing the goons hadn't encountered from the fag before, this time it was more like a death keel, a squealing pig refusing to be put down.

July 20, 2010 George made a new account 'GorgeousGeorgeonDVD' reuploading some of his old videos that had got taken down on his GGonDVD account for ToS. Before you know it, this account will also get banned as well for ToS.

The Gorgeous OST's

Once thought to be lost under GG's left moob all three Gorgeous Sound tracks have been found.

"Gorgeous George - Flists In teh Mouth"


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"Gorgeous George - Blue Bonnie Flag"


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Put Cock Here

This is GG's favorite spot at the Fielden's gloryhole.

This is the official GG OST containing almost all the music that has been featured on his show as well some songs that have been used to troll him. Some of the songs included are the cheesy dance songs he used to dance with those prostitutes there are also bonus tracks including his theme song as well as some GG remixes.

Put Cock Here

The Day That Hometown Buffet Closed

This is the 20th buffet GG made go bankrupt today.

All songs on this album are related to GG's obesity. Not only can he pounce you with one but he can crush you under the weigh of his billion tons of that bacon grease body of his.

The Day That Hometown Buffet Closed

Inside The Closet With GG

Magic Matt before GG threw him out of the closet for back stabbing him in the back

This album centers around GG's G.A.Y.ness. Remember folks just because you were caught at a gay club sucking dick at a gloryhole that doesn't make you gay. After all it's completely straight if you want to fuck a chick with a dick, just no dudes. No G.A.Y. stuff for George on craigslist.

Inside The Closet With GG

A shit tastic night

After a long night of Nacho mamas,rubbing dongs,and working the glory hole at fieldens

All the songs on this album tell stories of his weight,lack of hygiene,and questionable sexuality. It has been said that with one giant shit tastic fart that that the passage of revelations would come to life and destroy all man kind with his ungodly presence.

A shit tastic night BALEETED!

Cab Service Ink

George's professional looking cabbie website

George getting tired of paying the man to drive around started his own taxi service. Showing off his broad intelligence and creativity called it Cab Service Ink. This "INKorporation" is not registered with the state of Virginia probably due to the fact that he has all his money is currently tied up in lolsuits. To add even further to the lulz the trolls posted George's driving/criminal record to the page. :D

Cab Services Ink on Google +

GG Gets Pwned With His Own Taxi Service

Texts from during and after the prank call.

On 09-26-14, a prank was played on George that he didn't see cumming (probably because the rolls of fat on his eyes were so heavy they glued them shut). A prank caller tried to lure George into picking him at the airport in Richmond. However, George was in a good mood and told him how to go where he wanted for free by using a taxi shuttle. The pranker called him again later and told him to pick him up at a notorious G.A.Y. bar (a place George admitted he was quite familiar with). So the pranker was going to make him wait there an hour after the pick up time that was arranged, however, he arrived 15 minutes early and texted him whining and bitching non-stop that he was there already. The guy finally broke it to George that he was being pwned and this happened.

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Of course George being the delusional twat that he is claimed that he won the call. The pranker broke it to George later that he was a part of a live radio show which made him ragegasm, bringing lulz to the masses.

George Gets Fired From Diamond Taxi Co.

Some prankers called up GG's former place of work and learned that he got fired after receiving multiple complaints from customers and co-workers. Even his boss thought he was a despicable piece of shit saying, "If you see him, kick his ass for me."

George Has a Gorgeous Ulcer

Back on February 7th GG bawed to a troll that he had an ulcer and was hospitalized for a week. It is widely believed that said ulcer was caused by George stressing out that everyone was reuploading his clippages and winning their Youtube appeals against his false flaggings. It is also believed he got it by not anyone believing his empty threats he would send to people. e.g. this screencap where George claims he has an lawyer helping him when he is too poor to even afford Top Ramen.

The Massive GG Bawfest of February 2016

Thanks to George false flagging videos non-stop, he has amassed a new brigade of trolls. George being too dumb to ignore said trolls spent countless hours digging up shit on Facebook that no one cares about. In 24 hours, he uploaded five videos, providing a troll feast. The lulziest part of his tirade is when George claims these trolls have no lives and do nothing but upload videos when George does the exact same thing. The other funny thing is George is convinced after all these years that he has fans that care about what he says when the truth is only trolls watch it for the lulz.

Gorgeous George Sux The Movie

In February The GG Sux Movie was made - an fitting response to GG's non-stop flaggings. Since George was routinely losing his claims on youtube thanks to Fair-Use, an idea was conceived for George's ultimate butthurt and that was to reupload all the sux videos as a single handy video. Like clockwork, he did his usual routine and lost hence the cause for the previous set of butthurt tirade videos mentioned above. To deepen his suffering, another version was made called "The Extended Gut". Thanks to the appeal it is the first time it has been permanently on youtube since 2009.

Gorgeous George Sux The Movie -The Sequel- (No Sex, Just Lies And Video Clippages)

To make George rage even more, a sequel was made which focused on his show before the interwebz made him infamous. There are many highlights including George interviewing "Dirt Woman," a hideous trannie that makes Chris Chan look like a 10. You can see that George has the biggest shit eating grin while flirting with Shamoo (while furiously fapping under the desk). At one point, George claims to be reading fan mail which was clearly a stack of unpaid bills and collections letters. Before George was raging against individual trolls, he was bawing about feminists & rednecks showing that George was butthurt long before Something Awful phone mobbed him.

One of the highlights is the legendary Sue with her addiction to meth and Marlboros making an appearance. She confesses to the fact that the only reason she was an exotic dancer was for the money. So not only did George have the hots for a gold digging meth whore, but one that was married to some biker bozo to boot. This is the same woman George proposed to and thought she actually loved him. George deserves to get twenty rings pawned for meth for being such a retard alone.

There are also the prank calls and even before SA he would get these a lot (mostly from niggers). George's comebacks even back then made no sense and was a precursor of lulzy things to come.

Gorgeous George Sux The Movie III (GG's 20th Season)

This centers around GG's 20th anniversary where he starts bitching about dem queers getting married followed by talking about some of the trolls pranking him while he was driving his taxi. One of the most bizarre things that GG talks about in this movie is his obsession with breast milk. George admits he was a bottle fed baby (probably because his Mom's udders dried up upon sight of the fuglyness she spawned). In the second episode he talks about this for at least 20 minutes asking both Kevin and Bo what breast milk tastes like and even ponders what dog breast milk tastes like. Talk about desperate. During one episode the whole crew trolls GG over his fanboyism with the Cowboys. In a following episode he baws and claims that they are America's team. He then ends it with his version of The Christmas Carol which may only be charitably described as cringe worthy.

Gorgeous George Sux The Movie IV (The Death of Talk Radio)

Do you love the ass kissing of both Bill & Hillary Clinton? Well, George gets plenty of Bill's man goo all over his black dress.

Also George does a special radio show on his birthday and has a special guest calls in who happens to be a prank caller who he allowed to be on the air for 30 minutes total which is lulzy considering he said nigger multiple times (It is a black run station, btw) as well as other things that normally get a pranker off the air faster than a guest on CNN talking wikileaks . As a result of that show, he got his ass kicked off the air for good.

George is Getting Pwned By Youtube's Content ID

In what can be described as sheer irony many of the videos that are on GG's channel have been permanently muted due to multiple content ID violations.

George, being too much of a retard to edit out said copyright music, instead reuploaded the same episodes hoping Youtube would be as stupid as he was not to notice. Needless to say, it was an epic fail as usual. It is believed that because of this that is why he hasn't uploaded his episodes from 2015.

Speaking of George being lazy and inept: he tried editing the videos on Youtube and all that happens is after the music plays the rest of the show is muted. GENIUS!

George's Desperation For Fame

For the longest time George has made many claims from a pilot he was suppose to do for UPN to the possibility of being on Young & The Restless. However it was not known until recently how George was going to achieve this.

George's plan to get famous was not doing an audition or going to casting calls like normal people. Instead George begged to a b-list celebrity on Facebook. Judith Chapman is a famous Soap Star and George was gushing like a school girl in front of her exclaiming that he loves Young & The Restless a show that is only watched by elderly women who are on life support and flamers that would put Liberace to shame. I'll let you guess as to what category George falls under.

What makes this even more hilarious is George was expecting a response as if Judy would have said, "Sure, let me get a nobody like yourself who has no experience your big break (even though I'm not a director or producer). As a matter of fact we'll give you a lead and pay you a billion dollars an episode and give you a trillion dollar sign-on bonus."

George Cyber Stalking The Ladies

Also recently unearthed was a bunch of messages GG sent to a girl which could be best described as Chris Chanesque on Facebook. It's starts off innocently enough where George asks a lady if she wants a "candle lite" dinner. Not getting the response he went on her wall a few months later asking he to visit Richmond in a Teddy. George then Loses his shit and asks her when are we going to make babies together. Smooth George!


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Gorgeous "Mystery Man" George

Another thing that was just found was a rare Blog Talk Radio show he did with fellow butt buddy Brenda Bradshaw. In said show George is referred to as "Mystery Man" (probably because they were afraid of GG getting recognized then phone mobbed).

Like GG's Brenda's Blog Talk show is an abortion (and equally as talented as George). For example during musical breaks you can hear George & Brenda talking in the background. Brenda gushes over George claiming he is super funny and a great impressionist.

At one point a caller comes and Brenda asks the caller what they thought of George's humor and said he wasn't funny. LOL!

Link to the dog shit show

GG The "Horrendous Troll"

This is not the first time for George making a "troll" youtube account in an attempt to cover up his rage and butthurt. A few years back George made the Ray Stretch Eppleman account in a lame attempt to get revenge. Like with Ray, George failed so hard with the Horrendous Troll account he deleted it after one comment. Probably due to the fact that he gives himself away with his trademark typos & baw.

In addition to that he shows what a noob troll he is as he breaks the most basic rules including 1) referring to himself as a troll (something that 99.9% of trolls don't do). 2) Using a troll avatar. Even when being ironic is something trolls don't do. 3) Vowing revenge. Ye who baws first loses. Amongst many simple mistakes George makes because he is mad.

George DID NOT Die

In an attempt to troll GG out of his pig pen people started to claim that GG was dead. Was George smart enough to ignore this bullshit? FUCK NO! He didn't make just one but two videos about it.

In said videos George claims that he was too busy to make videos (yet he made two responses) says that the people who made said videos claiming he was dead were pathetic human beings. In addition to he usual rage bitch responses he claims that one of the goons know people on Youtube because he was able to bypass his false flaggings. George still likes to pretend to this very day that Fair-use doesn't exist. George then plays arm chair psychologist by diagnosing trolls which is hilarious considering how fucked in the head George is.

In the second video George tried to deny that he works as a mall cop at night even though in a video with piss4400 he admitted he was. He then tried to criticize one of the goons claiming he has tits, a low cut dress and a big chin. Also lulzy since George has on a low cut blouse, has moobs and a fat chin.

George Gets Pranked on His Precious Birthday Radio Show

Since George thinks he's Justin Beiber famous which is the furthest thing from the truth (although they are definitely both faggots) had his annual birthday show. One of the goons figured that out and called in multiple times and pranked him for more than 30 minutes by doing stuff like playing Nigger Nigger Nigger, Calling George a fat pig and other lulzy shit. The reason George kept him on so long was because he kept repeating old shit he heard from Matt Wilson which George should know by now is BS. It starts 48:18.

The station manager heard the show who happened to be a nigger and permabanned GG after he heard the shit GG said and was shocked at the stuff GG was allowing the prank caller to say. Also according to him there were many complaints about the show...mostly that it sucked. So now George is sans radio and public access show.

George Loses His Precious Mansion

Check out all that water damage on the ceiling and the mold.
   
 
You know what? I may be losing my house but at least I pay the bills.
 

 
 

—George not realizing the irony of his derpy statement.

For years now George has been fighting a losing battle with his mortgage because that's so hard to do with GG's six-income-figure (See Gorgeous George is losing his "MANSION" for moar info on he how almost lost it in 2010.)

With the piling bills the bank told him to GTFO in early October and auctioned his house off on the 13th.

You would think since this was GG's pride & joy and childhood home he'd have taken great care of it and you'd be fucking wrong. According to foreclosure.com GG's home was valued at only $186,150 (and two years ago it was assessed at around $250,000) which is the cheapest house currently in the neighborhood and that's because of the way he took care of it. If you have seen his videos in the past then you are familiar with how he leaves garbage on the ground and doesn't clean shit and from the look of the recent tirade videos he did the decor looks like it hasn't been updated since the '70s and it has a ton of water damage & mold. The house need to burn NAO! The funny thing is GG claims he went to the auction to try to buy it back which I'm sure the bank would totally allow him to do.

Of course the trolls found this information and when GG noticed he wasn't going to take it lying down (because this has worked so well for George in the past) and made 3 videos with the usual lulzy death threats.

Gorgeous George Files For Bankruptcy

BAW! DON'T TAKE MY HOUSE AWAY FROM ME! :-(
Signed by Geoye Yanil
   
 
If you're a troll, lose this number. If you're a bill collector definitely lose this number.
 

 
 

—Gorgeous George's recent voicemail.

   
 
This is my childhood home. I plan to save it by any means necessary.
 

 
 

—Gorgeous George's recent quote from his bankruptcy document.

On October 13, 2016 (The same day GG got his home auctioned off) George thought this was the best day to file for bankruptcy even though he should have done it years ago if we go by the chicken scribble he has written down. Here are the lulzy facts that we have so far.

  • George currently has around $60,000 in debt (and before he lost his house it was close to $250k) which mostly comes from his second mortgage, loans from places that rape you (e.g. Fast Loans) and bills like Comcast & Verizon. His outstanding bill to Comcast might be one of the reasons he's not allowed to do his public access show right now.
  • According to George his show is worth exactly $0.
  • There are multiple math mistakes. For examples when he multiplied 1 X's 0 he thought the answer was 1.
  • Under the list of things he wants exempt is his Gym & internet bill.
  • Even though he lost his house that day he listed it under things he still owns even though the bank already foreclosed on it.
  • The reason George owes so much money is it appeared he took out loans to pay for the previous loans. Always a genius idea.
  • He also revealed the name of his taxi company which is Ridem Cowboy which sounds totally hetral-setual and not G.A.Y. also in his huge fleet of two cars one of them needs repairs and George is trying to write it off on the exempt side.
  • Also George disclosed that there is damage to the house which considering it looks like it belongs on an episode of Hoarders is no shocker.

GG's bankruptcy PDF


Will Markland vs Gorgeous George

In a previous video during the whole "George is dead prank" George called out two people in a video, (one of them being Will Markland) Daring them to show their face on YouTube and said he didn't have the balls to do so, and that if he did, he would pay him $1,000. Well Will Markland accepted the challenge as you can see here

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Afterwards, George went quiet like the coward that he truly is and never paid up the $1,000 he owed Will. So Will decided to take it upon himself and call George for himself and ask why he hasn't paid him $1,000. During the call you will also learn that George owes thousands of dollars to random hookers in Richmond, admits that he still hasn't cleaned his fingernails, confirms his bankruptcy, contradicts himself, and overall projects his faggotry once again onto others.

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LOLsuit 2017

After incessant and constant non-stop bitching and whining, the judge decided to hear George's case. George being the delusional arrogant asshole he is thinks he will get a big payday from YouTube in excess of $100 million (which is how much he is actually seeking for in "damages") because they allowed Shon Brennan and Will Markland to upload his precious "clippages" to YouTube. (Regarding Will Markland, there's another great bit of irony. George stole one of his videos and uploaded it to YouTube critiquing it. Which is what George bitches about constantly being allegedly done to him. Which again explains George not understanding the concept of Fair-Use.) What's funnier is that the lawyer representing YouTube has outstanding credentials, ranking 1st in her graduating class at Georgetown Law School in Copyright. To go with that she also has the following accolades J.D., George Mason University School of Law

   Cum Laude; Associate Editor, Civil Rights Law Journal
   B.S., Biology, Georgetown University
   Double concentration in neuroscience and biochemistry, molecular & cellular biology; double minor in psychology and inter-arts

Needless to say, George being the arrogant and delusional prick that he is, is already declaring victory and did so in a recent video on April 12, 2017. Talking about how he is going to get his "payola" while he "beats his chest" (all the while talking about current events that he has no idea that he is talking about. In one of the topics he discusses the story of the Dr. that was beaten off the airplane and George incorrectly blamed Delta airlines when it was actually United airlines). George thinks he truly has a slam dunk case and will finally obtain his "six income figure" he has so boastfully claimed he has had for many years.

Note: At the beginning of the video, George plays Queens "We Are The Champions". Another bit of irony that is the Gorgeous George saga is that he is using third party material once again (which btw George has admitted to profiting off of 3rd party material)

2018 The Death of George (Again)

The case has still not been heard, George hired a homosexual convicted of crimes against nature to assist him with his legal documents... This did not end Well, The Goons got hold of George's legal help and turned him into a Goon who ended up trolling GG along with the Goons. Marty McFly ended up interviewing GG's legal help who spilled the beans on the state of "The Banks House" and how George shits in buckets!



George tried to "change the torts" in his court case to defamation and ended up getting that part of his case thrown out, GG got butt hurt and then went on TV and accused the Judge of taking bribes


Will Markland has filed motion after motion attacking GG, including Motions to declare George a vexatious litigant and motions for discovery of his Bank Statements. None of this has gone down well with GG and he has filed numerous motions "TO STRIKE DOWN" any of the defendants pleadings because they show GG to be a moron. George has even gone as far as lying about his legal help under penalty of perjury.

George has made a small selection of mini tirade videos already, As you can see his anger increases in each one.






George got caught by a private investigator cruising the craigs list personals

George goes back to being a courier, Through Marty McFly and the Goons they managed to discover that George has gone back to working as a courier, in a bawfest recorded call GG bitches about only earning $218 a week and how destitute he is. GG has gone has far as selling off TV's that belong to other people for $100 as he can't afford anything.

For the latest join the facebook group - https://www.facebook.com/groups/391807527905617/ - Where constant updates are posted

YouTubers Weigh In On George's LOLsuit

Word has gotten around the YouTube community of Gorgeous George's LOLsuit. Some big time YouTubers such as Phil DeFranco, Leon Lush, and Bunty King, just to name a few, have expressed their concerns about George filing the frivolous LOLsuits. Ranging from the fact George can't take legitimate criticism, to him not understanding the concept of Fair-Use, they all bring their own viewpoints to the table explaining why and how George is doomed and destined to lose his LOLsuit

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George the Sexual Predator

As of the 25th of April 2018, it has been revealed that George is not only an obese failure, tranny lover and all round retard... but an alleged sexual predator as well. Back in 2017 he invited a troubled woman known as "Jaime" to stay with him under the pretence of helping overcome her drug addiction. Instead, George abused that position of trust, apparently boasting that he had simply used her for sex.

Jamie later died from an overdose, after months of George stalking and harassing her for leaving both him and his filthy house.


The Remains of George's House After His Eviction

After being kicked out finally by the bank in late 2018, George was forced to pack his shit (not the first time he had to do that) and leave his home. What was left behind was utter filth and disgust as George never took care of the place as it looked like dead bodies and rotten corpses had been laying around his house for multiple decades. The floors have black stains all over and George never updated the house. It literally looks like a place for a crime scene (and considering reports of George raping Jamie Whalen, it comes to no surprise). In the video he also has shit in his medicine cabinet dating back to the 1970's, more proof that George didn't keep up and take care of his dear and precious child hood home. Im serious, that house looks like it needs to be burnt to the ground and covered in holy water. See for yourself, but be warned, it is not for people with weak stomachs.


The Crologies of GG

We see the GG in his natural habitat ready to pounce on his target with one flist and perhaps a double dildo.

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Allies of teh Fat

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Axis of Teh Fat

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List of LOLsuits

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Gorgeous George and His TV Show -Documentary-

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Gorgeous George AKA George al Habib Osaddam Yarab

New details have come out concerning GG's (other) hidden life, thanks to the former NSA analyst turned whistleblower Edward Snowden. Snowden had files that revealed that it was Gorgeous George or "George al Habib Osaddam Yarab" not Osama Bin Laden, who was behind the 9/11 attacks. Yarab, who has ties to the terrorist organization Al Qaeda, started another terrorist organization in Richmond Virginia. Yarab was able to gain entry to the United States with fraudulent papers (similar to the ones he used in his frivolous LOLsuits) and funded the organization from a gloryhole location in Richmond called "Fieldens". Yarab dubbed the terrorist organization he created in Richmond as "Trannies In Training" otherwise known as "T.I.T". Snowden was able to convince then "T.I.T" member Matthew Tatum aka "Magic Matt" (Who was Yarab's top recruiter in finding new trannies to train) to comply with him and revealed that Yarab was also behind the Boston Marathon Bombings. Magic Matt had mentioned Yarab once stated that he could "run a marathon if he wanted to", but when he found out the marathon was 26.2 miles, and not the " 2 miles" that he claims he can do, Yarab sent out "T.I.T" members Tamerlan Tsarnaev (deceased)Dzhokhar Tsarnaev to set off bombs to distract everyone and make it "appear" as if he finished the race when he crossed the line. In actuality, Yarab drove his Diamond Taxi Cab 500 yards from the finish line. Once there, Yarab gave the Tsarnaev's brothers the order to set off the explosions. Once they went off, Yarab, breathing heavily, staggered across the finish line letting out a big "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO".

When Yarab found out that Magic Matt "backstabbed him in the back" He dismissed him of all of his T.I.T Duties and in the process pounced him with one flist. Before Magic Matt's demise, he had also revealed that Yarab is holding Warren Weinstein hostage in one of the stalls at Fieldens to perform sexual acts on his tranny clients to help him maintain his yearly "six income figure". It is rumored that Yarab has gone into hiding, taking Weinstein with him to continue operating his gloryhole business and maintain his tranny clientele. Speculation has it that they are hiding out in Yarab's favorite eatery, "Nacho Mamas"

G.A.Y.'s Fantasies

GG is never far from the KFC bucket when fucking his hos

G.A.Y.'s secret entries into his diary entitled "G.A.Y. Tales" the following are dreams and fantasies of G.A.Y.'s

"My idea of paradise is being in the candy garden from Charlie and the Chocolate factory. Where I would run around the big garden, eating chocolate and beating off, and then when Charlie Bucket strolled through the garden, I would run out and expose myself, causing Charlie's grandpa to have a heart attack. Then I would say hi to the tranny oompa loompas, stick some snozberries up my ass, and then get bored of candy and head off to nacho mamas, harrassing a few young women on my way out."

"Plenty of times I have imagined my father gassing dogs to death by shoving their heads up my mom's (Loosey's) ass and then feeding her baked beans. I then see myself masturbating furiously while watching this"

Reverend Walt Smith & George Yarid separated at birth?

Like GG Reverend Walt Smith uses his own semen to color his hair.

When you think about the chances that anyone that looks like GG having another public access show that sucks as much as his you'd probably have a better chance of being the head stud of the playboy mansion. The similarities don't stop there. Reverend Walt Smith had a co-host (the late Reverend Billy Locklear) who is as creepy and as much of an attention whore as Kevin. They also get the exact kind of prank calls where Walt gets called fat. Like GG Reverend Walt has weak comebacks and is as equally slow witted as George.

Random videos about GG


GG's life story as narrated by Tom Brokaw


Brandon Hardesty mocking GG. Once considered his archenemy, GG & Brandon are now BFFs


Second vd Bradon made about GG. Currently Bradon is gobbing GG's cone :D


Jan Terri is GG's MUH MUH. That's where he gets his talent from


RCAN Studios


GG wished being a "False Flaggot" was that cool

Conclusion

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GG's multimillion dollar mansion made with his six-income-figure.
Thanks for Doxing yourself GG :D

George Alexander Yarid

1307 Stoneycreek Drive

Richmond, VA 23238

July 16, 1968

[email protected]

[email protected]

[email protected]

His phone number isn't available for two reasons.

  • 1) He keeps changing it anytime when he gets pranked.
  • 2) No one wants to reach in the sweaty buttcrack of that beast for his cell phone after he's driven in his take-out-taxi all day.

Fuck it a number has been found 804-840-4238


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Gorgeous George Torrent 2014

Since George keeps on bawing to Mommy Youtube Serious Measures had to be instituted. This torrent has virtually every video that he has false flagged off teh interwebz. Also it's 22 GB (I didn't know they stacked shit that high). All the videos you need to troll him are right here which is helpful if you are a lazy bastard. So download it nao faggot.

Gorgeous George 2014 Torrent

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