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{{breakingnews|[[File:ProfessorFarnsworth.png|thumb|100px]] Good news everyone. Thanks to Gorgeous George's faggotry his videos are the most popular on a certain video site. But which one? Well, since George has a lot of free time on his hands and frequents this ED page every two seconds he can find it himself.
{{achtung|LOLsuit 2016 has Officialy Commenced in a Lame Attempt to Save His home Which Was Being Foreclosed on. [http://www.richmond.com/classifieds/community/announcements/trustee/ad_41ae9d0f-1a5f-55c2-bf04-a3525d5e60c7.html#.V_bQ_awuOa0.email As of 10-13-16 has Been Auctioned Off]. [https://images.encyclopediadramatica.rs/b/b3/Gorgeous_George%27s_Bankruptcy_Form.pdf George Filed for bankruptcy and did not save his house, he is currently squatting in THE BANKS HOUSE.] Retard.}}


Also George just admitted he is a huge Trump supporter which is hilarious because he claims he is more liberal than Stalin
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[[Image:Gorgeous george.jpg|thumb|Do you have a fat fetish?  I think you do.  You like your women fat don't you?]]
[[Image:Gorgeous george.jpg|thumb|Do you have a fat fetish?  I think you do.  You like your women fat don't you?]]
[[Image:Ggismad.gif|thumb|Angry GG]]
[[Image:Ggismad.gif|thumb|Angry GG]]
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[[Image:George-joey.jpg|thumb|Gorgeous George: Lookalike to one of America's greatest heroes.]]
[[Image:George-joey.jpg|thumb|Gorgeous George: Lookalike to one of America's greatest heroes.]]
George Alexander Yarid, aka Gorgeous George (born July 16, 1968), is 45 and still lives in a tri-level house with <s>his mother</s> (GG ate his mom) [[Forever_alone|no one]]. It is a decent house in a decent neighborhood, but it's not the mansion George likes to say it is on TV. Alimony money pays for it and his mom must have been pretty tolerant to let her [[basement dweller|retard son]] live with her for nearly 40 years. Gorgeous George used to deliver food for a living. Now he drives a taxi (although no one else can fit in the van with him in it). Fun facts about GG:
George Alexander Yarid, aka Gorgeous George (born July 16, 1968), is 50 and still lived in a tri-level house with <s>his mother</s> (GG ate his mom) [[Forever_alone|no one]]. It is a decent house in a decent neighborhood, but it's not the mansion George likes to say it is on TV. Alimony money pays for it and his mom must have been pretty tolerant to let her [[basement dweller|retard son]] live with her for nearly 40 years. Gorgeous George used to deliver food for a living. Now he drives a taxi (although no one else can fit in the van with him in it). Fun facts about GG:


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[[Image:Morbidly obese.jpg|thumb|One of the many truthful calls George has received]]
[[Image:Morbidly obese.jpg|thumb|One of the many truthful calls George has received]]
*Although he rants against fat chicks, they seem to be the only type of girls who will show up on his show.  
*Although he rants against fat chicks, they seem to be the only type of girls who will show up on his show besides literal whores he paid.  
*He often claimed that his show was getting picked up by UPN while it existed. Not surprisingly, though, he's still on public access.
*He often claimed that his show was getting picked up by UPN while it existed. Not surprisingly, though, he's still on public access.
*He often wears a t-shirt with his own picture on it.
*He often wears a t-shirt with his own picture on it.
*He thinks he's God's gift to women. He also thinks he's an [http://home.comcast.net/~qcebt/gg_skits.wmv absolutely hilarious sketch-comedian].
*He thinks he's God's gift to women. He also thinks he's an [https://sites.google.com/site/ggsuxvideos/home/download/gg_skits.wmv absolutely hilarious sketch-comedian].
*A female Richmonder put up a personals ad on a local phone-based dating service. After a couple days, she received a cocky but friendly message in her inbox from George. The next day, another. A couple days after that, a less friendly, more aggressive message. And it went on and on for two weeks, each message getting more and more angry. "You're lucky I would even lower myself to talk to you, you stupid bitch!" and so on.
*A female Richmonder put up a personals ad on a local phone-based dating service. After a couple days, she received a cocky but friendly message in her inbox from George. The next day, another. A couple days after that, a less friendly, more aggressive message. And it went on and on for two weeks, each message getting more and more angry. "You're lucky I would even lower myself to talk to you, you stupid bitch!" and so on.
*He is, in fact, not particularly gorgeous.
*He is, in fact, not particularly gorgeous.
*He is thought to be <s>a bisexual</s> gay.
*He is thought to be <s>a bisexual</s> gay.
*He refuses to admit he's a greasy cunt wad.
*He refuses to admit he's a greasy cunt wad.
*He constantly trips on his own fat gut.
*He constantly trips on his own fat gut and bites his fat tongue.
*In [[British|cockney rhyming slang]], any person who exhibits these traits is referred to as a "cheddar" (Cheddar Gorge; Gorgeous George).
*In [[British|cockney rhyming slang]], any person who exhibits these traits is referred to as a "cheddar" (Cheddar Gorge; Gorgeous George).
*His constant hooting and repetition of verbal diarrhea in the form of swear words and predictable insults is most likely the result of Tourette's Syndrome and/or inbreeding.
*His constant hooting and repetition of verbal diarrhea in the form of swear words and predictable insults is most likely the result of Tourette's Syndrome and/or inbreeding.
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==Gorgeous George Plagiarizes The "Herlihy Boy" Skit==
==Gorgeous George Plagiarizes The "Herlihy Boy" Skit==
Here's a skit of GG ripping off the "Herlihy Boy" that was done on Saturday Night Live by Adam Sandler and Chris Farley (though [[http://youtu.be/vSMF-4b6wr4 a different Adam Sandler/Chris Farley skit]] would have suited him better.) Only to have GG ruin it by his so called "humor"
Here's a skit of GG ripping off the "Herlihy Boy" that was done on Saturday Night Live by Adam Sandler and Chris Farley (though [[http://youtu.be/bywa3wqQ7ng a different Adam Sandler/Chris Farley skit]] would have suited him better.) Only to have GG ruin it by his so called "humor"


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Thanks to due diligence of teh trolls most of the calls have been brought back to Youtube. This will definitely cause GG to [[rage]] immensely.
Thanks to due diligence of teh trolls most of the calls have been brought back to Youtube. This will definitely cause GG to [[rage]] immensely.


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==Gorgeous George Show==
==Gorgeous George Show==
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[[Image:g_george.jpg|thumb|When in Gorgeous George country, it is well advised to keep on your toes (note that this is a wax mannequin of [[Jodie Foster]]).]]  
[[Image:g_george.jpg|thumb|When in Gorgeous George country, it is well advised to keep on your toes (note that this is a wax mannequin of [[Jodie Foster]]).]]  
[[Image:Georgealicious.jpg|thumb| This totally describes George's looks.]] [[Image:GG tongue.jpg‎|thumb|George with one of the many hookers with STD's he has brought on his show. Notice the picture captures him for the fat pig he is.]]
[[Image:Georgealicious.jpg|thumb| This totally describes George's looks.]] [[Image:GG tongue.jpg‎|thumb|George with one of the many hookers with STD's he has brought on his show. Notice the picture captures him for the fat pig he is.]]
The Gorgeous George Show is the television equivalent of [[AIDS]]. The show itself is about as comedic as watching your parents die of [[cancer]], and then engaging in unprotected penetrative sex with a putrid dead porcupine with a maggot festering case of hemorrhoids (but at least that would smell better). George and his retarded lap dog, Kevin, both have severe speech impediments. The production values make the average Christmas morning home movie look like Werner Herzog by comparison. The jokes themselves are only funny if you've never been allowed to leave your house in your whole life, and have therefore never been introduced the concept of humour until just seconds prior to seeing it. The likely result of that, would be for you to immediately develop a phobia of anything calling itself comedy or humour for the rest of your sad life. In many respects, the show provides an archetypal example of why cable access television is a gigantic failure, while simultaneously contributing the sole reason to preserve it. In any given episode, you can expect to be treated to any one or more of the following EnGorgeous George trademarks:
The Gorgeous George Show is the media equivalent of [[AIDS]] crossed with ebola. The show itself is about as comedic as watching your dog die of [[cancer]], and then engaging in unprotected penetrative anal sex with putrid porcupine roadkill with a maggot festering case of hemorrhoids (but at least that would smell better). George and his inbred lap dog, Kevin, both have severe speech impediments. The production value makes the average Christmas morning home movie look like Werner Herzog by comparison. The jokes themselves are only funny if you've never been allowed to leave your house in your whole life, and have therefore never been introduced the concept of humour until just seconds prior to seeing it. The likely result of that, would be for you to immediately develop a phobia of anything calling itself comedy or humour for the rest of your sad life. In many respects, the show provides an archetypal example of why cable access television is a gigantic failure, while simultaneously contributing the sole reason to preserve it. In any given episode, you can expect to be treated to any one or more of the following EnGorgeous George trademarks:
*GG yelping like he's being penetrated in the ass with [[South Africa|cactus skin condoms]].
*GG yelping like he's being penetrated in the ass with [[South Africa|cactus skin condoms]].
*His retarded sidekick, Dogfucker Jones, who looks like Squeak from the Academy Award winning film, Baseketball. Apparently he's not allowed to speak much. Doing so causes small children in Africa to catch [[AIDS|Syphillis]].
*His retarded sidekick, Dogfucker Jones, who looks like Squeak from the Academy Award winning film, Baseketball. Apparently he's not allowed to speak much. Doing so causes small children in Africa to catch [[AIDS|syphilis]].
*Some random [[black]] guy who looks ashamed to be in the studio.
*Some random [[black]] guy who looks rightfully ashamed to be in the studio.
*Some random Asian martial arts instructor who immediately gives up martial arts for life after a Karate demonstration by George, also leaving said Asian with life long night terrors.
*Some random Asian martial arts instructor who immediately gives up martial arts for life after a karate demonstration by George, also leaving said Asian with life long night terrors.
*Fat chicks miming Britney Spears. This has negative sexual arousal value (DErections).
*Fat chicks miming Britney Spears. This has negative sexual arousal value (DErections).
*Random female guests (almost exclusively drug addicts or prostitutes or both) who's only purpose is to sit and laugh nervously at GG's jokes while he stares at their breasts.
*Random female guests (almost exclusively drug addicts or prostitutes or both) whose only purpose is to sit and laugh nervously at GG's jokes while he stares at their tits.
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjerrmYbBM| The crappy introduction to his show.]   
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GjerrmYbBM The crappy introduction to his show.]   
*"Gorgeous George's Donkey Penetration Extravaganza".
*"Gorgeous George's Donkey Penetration Extravaganza".
*GG attempting to do karate and collapsing under his own fat.
*GG attempting to do karate and collapsing under his own fat.
*GG being [[fat]].  
*GG being [[fat]].  
*A [[semen|strange white discharge]] lodged in his hair.
*A [[semen|strange white discharge]] lodged in his hair.
*GG drinking his own urine and [[oral_sex|fellating]] a whole circus, while assorted 10 year old boys rub his fat ass down in Crisco.
*GG drinking his own urine and [[oral_sex|fellating]] a whole circus, while assorted disabled 10 year old boys rub his tank ass down in Crisco.
*GG knowing that 99.9% of his calls are insults and yet [[retarded|he still takes calls]].
*GG knowing that 99.9% of his calls are insults and yet [[retarded|he still takes calls]].
*George beating [[Kaye Lazar]] for talking.
*George beating [[Kaye Lazar]] for talking.
*Everyone else on the show laughing at GG and him too dense to realize it.
*Everyone else on the show laughing at GG and him too dense to realize it.
*You know what? Fuck this. Gorgeous George is just a fucking mess. Abandon hope, all ye who enter in. When you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares also into you. Watching a segment that does not feature him being insulted via phone repeatedly, has no point. You will just come away feeling like you've been hit by a mac truck of pure fucking idiocy (or a pasty moist object of equivalent weight). I remember sitting down to watch it one night; I was left with this feeling I shall never describe. It's worse than disappointment. It is the feeling of your soul slipping away through your hands. Gorgeous George is that stray dog at the pound. You know which one. That [[13 year old boy|13 year old]] mangy cobbled together mutt found chained to a post on I-80. Instead of being lovable and friendly though, it's meaner than piss and just sits there all day and pisses and shits itself. For the love of Jesus Fucking Christ on a Stick, I hope nothing good comes of this guy, ever, or that his sphere of influence ever expands outside of a crowd capable of grasping irony.  
*You know what? Fuck this- Gorgeous George is just a fucking mess, full stop. Abandon hope, all ye who enter here. When you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares also into you. Watching a segment that does not feature him being insulted via phone repeatedly, has no point. You will just come away feeling like you've been hit by a Mack truck of pure fucking idiocy (or a pasty moist object of equivalent weight). I remember sitting down to watch it one night; I was left with this feeling I shall never be able to describe. It's worse than despairing disappointment. It is the feeling of your soul slipping away through your pores. Gorgeous George is ''that'' stray dog at the pound. You know which one. That [[13 year old boy|13 year old]], mangy, parasite-infested, cobbled together mutt found chained to a post on I-80. Instead of being lovable and friendly though, it's meaner than UTI piss and just sits there all day and pisses and shits itself while barking ferociously at anything that comes near it. For the love of Jesus Fucking Christ on a Stick, I hope nothing good comes of this guy, ever, or that his sphere of influence ever expands outside of a crowd capable of grasping irony.  
*Every episode ends with a montage of GG taking an 18 inch dildo from multiple angles. This montage goes on for 25 minutes (metaphorically speaking).
*Every episode ends with a montage of GG taking an 18 inch dildo from multiple angles. This montage goes on for 25 minutes (metaphorically speaking).


==The Prank Calls==
==The Prank Calls==
As time went on and the prank calls continued they became a Richmond pastime. As more people jumped on the GG insult train it gained critical velocity and turned into an unstoppable lolz-train bound for dramatic trainwreck. There were several GG prank call clips released to record the lolz for those who do not have Richmond public access. These clips became immensely popular on the SA forums.
As time went on and the prank calls continued and developed into a proud Richmond pastime. As more people jumped on the GG insult train, it gained terminal velocity and turned into an unstoppable lolz-train bound for dramatic trainwreck. There were several GG prank call clips released to record the lolz for those who do not have Richmond public access. These clips became immensely popular on the SA forums.


According to George's website, "These so-called internet geeks obviously have too much time on their hands. Most of them are college drop-outs or science fiction nerd computer game Star Wars goons who are all sons of bitches!!!"
According to George's website, "These so-called internet geeks obviously have too much time on their hands. Most of them are college drop-outs or science fiction nerd computer game Star Wars goons who are all sons of bitches!!!"


Somehow Gorgeous George found out that his show was being distributed on the [[Internet]] without his consent. This led to him going on an [http://home.comcast.net/~qcebt/gg_internet.wmv insane rant] on his show about how he was going to [[sue]] everyone involved for [[copyright]] infringement, [[RIAA]] style. <s>Thankfully GG never figured out how to make a [[DMCA]] request!</S> [[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS|'''Disregard that, GG sux whale sized dicks.''']]
Somehow Gorgeous George found out that his show was being distributed on the [[internet]] without his consent. This led to him going on an [https://sites.google.com/site/ggsuxvideos/home/download/gg_internet.wmv insane rant] on his show about how he was going to [[sue]] everyone involved for [[copyright]] infringement, [[RIAA]] style. <s>Thankfully GG never figured out how to make a [[DMCA]] request!</S> [[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS|'''Disregard that, GG sux whale sized dicks.''']]


During this episode George stopped taking phone calls, but in the next episode he states that the public access administrators (who hate the fat fucker just as much as we do) told him that he had to take calls, and the pranks immediately resumed.
During this episode George stopped taking phone calls, but in the next episode he states that the public access administrators (who hate the fat cunt just as much as we do) told him that he had to take calls, and the pranks immediately resumed.


Here are some examples of the memorable calls people have made:
Here are some examples of the memorable calls people have made:


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==Pranksters Quotes==
==Pranksters Quotes==
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[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nN5nfMQVZ24 YouTube Video Link]
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nN5nfMQVZ24 YouTube Video Link]


From time to time George will actually create multiple accounts and argue with other
From time to time, George will create multiple sockpuppet accounts and argue with other
Youtube users on this video. Oh the irony.
Youtube users on this video. Oh, the irony...
 
Here's a list of usernames he has used:


Heres a list of usernames he has used
#<s>GGonDVD</s>  
#<s>GGonDVD</s>  
#<s>GGshowrules</s> (he actually got this account back. So he now uses "ggshowrules" and "ggshowrules2"
#<s>GGshowrules</s> (he actually got this account back. So he now uses "ggshowrules" and "ggshowrules2"
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#GeorgeAlexanderYarid
#GeorgeAlexanderYarid


There is many more that are unaccounted for as well!
There are many more that are unaccounted for as well!


George now plans on suing Youtube!  
George now plans on suing Youtube!  
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[http://www.google.com/support/forum/p/youtube/thread?tid=6d487524742b5d34&hl=en link to the page where George writes about being butthurt and confirms he plans on suing youtube]
[http://www.google.com/support/forum/p/youtube/thread?tid=6d487524742b5d34&hl=en link to the page where George writes about being butthurt and confirms he plans on suing youtube]


Then, in a shocking turn of events GGonDVD (The fat pig's main base) was taken down completely, most likely for disgusting and VILE content of George DANCING WITH A HOOKER!  
Then, in a shocking turn of events GGonDVD (the feral hog's headquarters) was taken down completely, most likely for disgusting and VILE content of George DANCING WITH A HOOKER!  


George spouted some butthurt threats that were nothing the goons hadn't encountered from the fat before, this time it was more like a death keel, a squealing pig refusing to be put down.
George spouted some butthurt threats that were nothing the goons hadn't encountered from the fag before, this time it was more like a death keel, a squealing pig refusing to be put down.


July 20,2010 George made a new account 'GorgeousGeorgeonDVD' reuploading some of his old videos that had got taken down on his GGonDVD account for ToS. Before you know it this account will also get banned as well for ToS
July 20, 2010 George made a new account 'GorgeousGeorgeonDVD' reuploading some of his old videos that had got taken down on his GGonDVD account for ToS. Before you know it, this account will also get banned as well for ToS.


==The Gorgeous OST's==
==The Gorgeous OST's==
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This is the official GG OST containing almost all the music that has been featured on his show as well some songs that have been used to troll him. Some of the songs included are the cheesy dance songs he used to dance with those [[whore|prostitutes]] there are also bonus tracks including his theme song as well as some GG remixes.
This is the official GG OST containing almost all the music that has been featured on his show as well some songs that have been used to troll him. Some of the songs included are the cheesy dance songs he used to dance with those [[whore|prostitutes]] there are also bonus tracks including his theme song as well as some GG remixes.


[http://www.mediafire.com/download/alm46c4y164e8ot/Gorgeous+george+-+Put+C%2Ack+Here.7z Put Cock Here]
[https://sites.google.com/site/ggsuxvideos/home/download/Gorgeous%20George%20With%20Hooker%20%28Preview%29.m4v Put Cock Here]


====The Day That Hometown Buffet Closed====
====The Day That Hometown Buffet Closed====
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All the songs on this album tell stories of his weight,lack of hygiene,and questionable sexuality. It has been said that with one giant shit tastic fart that that the passage of revelations would come to life and destroy all man kind with his ungodly presence.
All the songs on this album tell stories of his weight,lack of hygiene,and questionable sexuality. It has been said that with one giant shit tastic fart that that the passage of revelations would come to life and destroy all man kind with his ungodly presence.


[https://mega.co.nz/#!MZ1mATxI!ExtiaTDeh0IX5hmxsLSVMzPfwqXZTimw10IQZCPA3Tk A shit tastic night]
<s>[https://mega.co.nz/#!MZ1mATxI!ExtiaTDeh0IX5hmxsLSVMzPfwqXZTimw10IQZCPA3Tk A shit tastic night]</s> BALEETED!


==Cab Service Ink==
==Cab Service Ink==
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[[File:Texts from Gorgeous George Prank.png|thumb|right|Texts from during and after the prank call.]]
[[File:Texts from Gorgeous George Prank.png|thumb|right|Texts from during and after the prank call.]]


On 09-26-14 a prank was played on George that he didn't see cuming (probably because the rolls of fat on his eyes were so heavy they glued them shut). A prank caller tried to lure George in to picking him at the Airport in Richmond however George was in a good mood and told him how to go where he wanted for free by using a taxi shuttle. So the pranker called him again later and told him to pick him up at a notorious G.A.Y. bar ([[fag|a place George admitted he was quite familiar wit]]h). So the pranker was going to make him wait there an hour after the pick up time that was arranged however he arrived 15 minutes early and was texting him whining and bitching non-stop that he was there already. So the guy broke it to George that he was being [[pwned]] and this happened.
On 09-26-14, a prank was played on George that he didn't see cumming (probably because the rolls of fat on his eyes were so heavy they glued them shut). A prank caller tried to lure George into picking him at the airport in Richmond. However, George was in a good mood and told him how to go where he wanted for free by using a taxi shuttle. The pranker called him again later and told him to pick him up at a notorious G.A.Y. bar ([[fag|a place George admitted he was quite familiar wit]]h). So the pranker was going to make him wait there an hour after the pick up time that was arranged, however, he arrived 15 minutes early and texted him whining and bitching non-stop that he was there already. The guy finally broke it to George that he was being [[pwned]] and this happened.


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Of course George being the delusion man that he is claimed that he won the call. The pranker broke it to George later that he was apart of a live radio show which made him explode with anger bringing lulz to the masses.
Of course George being the delusional twat that he is claimed that he won the call. The pranker broke it to George later that he was a part of a live radio show which made him ragegasm, bringing lulz to the masses.


====George [[pwn|Gets Fired]] From Diamond Taxi Co.====
====George [[pwn|Gets Fired]] From Diamond Taxi Co.====


Some prankers called up GG's former place of work and learned that he got fired after receiving many complaints from customers and co-workers. Even his boss thought he was a piece of shit saying, "If you see him kick his ass for me."
Some prankers called up GG's former place of work and learned that he got fired after receiving multiple complaints from customers and co-workers. Even his boss thought he was a despicable piece of shit saying, "If you see him, kick his ass for me."
 
==George Has a Gorgeous Ulcer==
 
Back on February 7th GG bawed to a troll that he had an ulcer and was hospitalized for a week. It is widely believed that said ulcer was caused by George stressing out that everyone was reuploading his clippages and winning their Youtube appeals against his [[flaggot|false flaggings]]. It is also believed he got it by not anyone believing his empty threats he would send to people. e.g. this screencap where George claims he has an lawyer helping him when he is too poor to even afford Top Ramen.


==GG's 2014 Shows (AKA 20 Years of Crap)==
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[[File:GG Forever Alone.jpg|thumb|100px|GG finally realizes that he wasted 20 years of his life.]]
[[File:GG Bo Has an Epiphany.jpg|thumb|left|Even Bo has an epiphany about how shit GG's show is.]]


So GG's 20th anniversary has come. To celebrate his milestone GG actually lost weight but still has the white [[cum]] spot in his hair. <s>You would think that since GG holds this show close and dear to his heart that he would do something special and you would be mostly wrong.</s> That's [[bullshit]]. He [[raged]] like usual. One of the things that he did that was different was a new intro which just proves that GG is still a 50 year old [[virgin]]. It would even give [[Satan]] douche chills. It's just a horrific Beach Boy's cover of Kokomo where they say different words for [[vagina|bearded clam]] over and over (DERP! DERP! Clever aren't they?). Also GG and Kevin were both desperate for people to call the show an [[no one]] called (as they constantly reminded you of it every few minutes). Just goes to show that the only people who care are [[aspies|teh interwebz]], [[losers|prank callers]] and [[trolls]].
==The Massive GG Bawfest of February 2016==


In other anniversary news Kevin is back in GG's life (see [https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Kaye_Lazar "Kevin Leaves Gorgeous George and his Show"]). Even though he said he was getting rid of all the "toxic people" away in his life it appears George sweet talked his way back in (which probably involved a ton of [[Lube|anal ease]] and Nacho Mama's).
Thanks to George [[flaggot|false flagging]] videos non-stop, he has amassed a new brigade of trolls. George being too dumb to ignore said trolls spent countless hours digging up shit on [[Failbook|Facebook]] that no one cares about. In 24 hours, he uploaded five videos, providing a troll feast. The lulziest part of his tirade is when George claims these trolls have no lives and do nothing but upload videos when George does '''the exact same thing'''. The other funny thing is George is convinced after all these years that he has fans that care about what he says when the truth is only trolls watch it for the lulz.


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==Gorgeous George Sux The Movie==
In February The GG Sux Movie was made -  an fitting response to GG's non-stop flaggings. Since George was routinely losing his claims on [[youtube]] thanks to Fair-Use, an idea was conceived for George's ultimate butthurt and that was to reupload all the sux videos as a single handy video. Like clockwork, he did his usual routine and lost hence the cause for the previous set of butthurt tirade videos mentioned above. To deepen his suffering, another version was made called "The Extended Gut". Thanks to the appeal it is the first time it has been permanently on youtube since 2009.


====GG's 20th Anniversary Rage Special====
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To start off the anniversary George prances around in his [[gay]] robe and acts like nothing is wrong. However when he sits down the flames of rage burns in GG's souless eyes. He asks Kevin to talk about the news which lasts a whole few minutes before the show derails. He immediately [[baw|talks]] about being a [https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Gorgeous_George#GG_Gets_Pwned_With_His_Own_Taxi_Service victim of a prank call]. Then precedes to tell the [[lie|truth]] about teh [[trolls]]. The anger in his face is very apparent but acts like he is teh [[winner]]. The bawfest last for about 20 minutes. He takes a break to butcher a Johnny Cash classic and then baws again. Instead of focusing on the shows [[fail|accomplisments]] he spend more than 30 minutes of his show time claiming to talk about people he doesn't care about. [[butthurt|He also threatened to false flag every video about him on youtube]].
====Gorgeous George Sux The Movie -The Sequel- (No Sex, Just Lies And Video Clippages)====


He also admitted to losing weight because of the trolls as well as having a [https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#The_Magic_Matt_Saga convicted pederast] live in his house until he testified against him in court.
To make George [[rage]] even more, a sequel was made which focused on his show before the interwebz made him [[lolcow|infamous]]. There are many highlights including George interviewing "[[redneck|Dirt]] [[trannie|Woman]]," a hideous trannie that makes [[Chris Chan]] look like a 10. You can see that George has the biggest shit eating grin while flirting with [[fat|Shamoo]] (while furiously fapping under the desk). At one point, George claims to be reading fan mail which was clearly a stack of unpaid bills and collections letters. Before George was raging against individual [[trolls]], he was bawing about [[feminists]] & [[hypocrite|rednecks]] showing that George was butthurt long before [[Something Awful]] phone mobbed him.  


The best parts are his delusions of grandeur. In spite of no network picking up his show and TV becoming a wave of the past GG claims he is getting a show. He says because of the documentary that it opened the doors to stardom and justify why his show is the greatest. He says however that he won't do a show based off of him being a "[[lolwut|comic book character]]" but only if the show is based on his [[talentless|true comedic talent]].
One of the highlights is the legendary [https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Gorgeous_George/Axis_of_teh_Fat Sue] with her addiction to [[meth]] and [[cigarettes|Marlboros]] making an appearance. She confesses to the fact that the only reason she was an [[ho|exotic dancer]] was for the money. So not only did George have the hots for a gold digging meth whore, but one that was married to some biker bozo to boot. [[lol|This is the same woman George proposed to and thought she actually loved him.]] George deserves to get twenty rings pawned for meth for being such a [[retard]] alone.


To top the cherry on the fecal sundae GG [[lies|claims]] that a child with cancer was the biggest fan of his show. Need I say more.  
There are also the prank calls and even before SA he would get these a lot (mostly from [[niggers]]). George's comebacks even back then made no sense and was a precursor of lulzy things to come.


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==Gorgeous George Commercials==
====Gorgeous George Sux The Movie III (GG's 20th Season)====
[[File:GG at Insurance Company.jpg|thumb|right|GG is such a valued customer at Insurance Doctor that they bought him [[cheap|store cake]]. (Notice how GG doesn't even tuck in his shirt for the picture)]]


I shit you not. GG was in commercials. Back in 2002 he did two commercials. One for [[scam|Insurance Doctor]] and another for a [[porn]] store. In the first commercial GG claims is great and has his two BMW's insured with them which is lulzy considering it would take him two years of saving back then just to afford one. The second GG commercial was his dream come true. The store greatly appreciated the ad and they allowed GG to [[cum]]
This centers around [[crap|GG's 20th anniversary]] where he starts [[bitch]]ing about dem queers getting married followed by talking about some of the [[trolls]] pranking him while he was driving his taxi. One of the most bizarre things that GG talks about in this movie is his obsession with [[breast]] milk. George admits he was a bottle fed baby (probably because his Mom's udders dried up upon sight of the [[fugly]]ness she spawned). In the second episode he talks about this for at least 20 minutes asking both Kevin and Bo what breast milk tastes like and even ponders what dog breast milk tastes like. Talk about [[virgin|desperate]]. During one episode the whole crew trolls GG over his [[fanboy]]ism with the [[suck|Cowboys]]. In a following episode he baws and claims that they are [[America]]'s [[bullshit|team]]. He then ends it with his version of The Christmas Carol which may only be charitably described as [[cringe]] worthy.
on all the use porn VHS that they sold there. Starts at the 25:34 mark.


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==Gorgeous George <s>Lays It on the Line</s> Show Discussion (AKA GG Disclaimer 2015)==
====Gorgeous George Sux The Movie IV (The Death of Talk Radio)====


George who is [[delusional|still convinced has fans who think he is talented]] and believes what he says is the [[truth]] made another video to address his [[trolls|detractors]] (Just proving once again the trolls control him). Filmed by Kevin at a whopping 360p. WATCH OUT!
Do you love the ass kissing of both [[Bill_Clinton|Bill]] & [[Hillary Clinton]]? Well, George gets plenty of Bill's [[cum|man goo]] all over his black dress.


It starts out with George looking at [[pedo|the manbla website]] on his PC and doing the some of the worse acting to coming along since [[talentless|Chevy Chase]] "talking" to someone on the phone about bringing [[Transvestite|ladies]] on the next season of his show.
Also [[who cares|George does a special radio show on his birthday]] and has a special guest calls in who happens to be a [[rekt|prank caller]] who he allowed to be on the air for 30 minutes total which is lulzy considering he said [[nigger]] multiple times (It is a black run station, btw) as well as other things that normally get a pranker off the air faster than a guest on CNN talking wikileaks . As a result of that show, he got his ass kicked off the air for good.


The first thing you notice is his [[lazy|sink full of dirty dishes]] and cupboards are open which is a step up from his last [https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#Gorgeous_George_goes_on_a_tirade_against_the_internet_for_the_3rd_year_in_a_row.21_.287-23-2012_edition.29 tirade] where his fingernails were covered in [[shit|feces]].
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Once again George [[baw]]s about random people on the internet as if anyone cares. He takes the lulz factors up a notch when he tells one troll to get [[rape]]d by Jerry Sandusky because for more than 10 years George deafened his friend Matt who was also a sexual predator. George still doesn't comprehend that he is the biggest [[hypocrite]] on the planet in the same way he doesn't understand that in order for a double dildo to work you need two people.
==George is Getting [[Pwn]]ed By Youtube's Content ID==


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====Gorgeous George Show [[not|DOES RULE]]====
In what can be described as sheer [[irony]] many of the videos that are on GG's channel have been permanently muted due to multiple content ID violations.


In a rare occurrence GG made a second disclaimer video. You'll notice that he sort of cleaned up in this video but George tries to justify the glasses being on the sink saying that they are for the [[victims|guests]]. If that is the case I wouldn't drink out of them because shit gets in the glasses. They call it a cupboard for a reason George. Other than that George does his typical [[raging]], lying out of his ass and being a [[hypocrite]]. This time George is threatening to be a troll by reuploading videos no one cares about. This is hilarious as he spends 23 hours out of the typing his name in to [[jewgle]] and [[false flaggot|false flags]] all the sux videos.
George, being too much of a [[moran|retard]] to edit out said copyright music, instead reuploaded the same episodes hoping Youtube would be as stupid as he was not to notice. Needless to say, it was an [[epic fail]] as usual. [[butthurt|It is believed that because of this that is why he hasn't uploaded his episodes from 2015]].


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Speaking of George being lazy and inept: he tried editing the videos on Youtube and all that happens is after the music plays the rest of the show is muted. [[sarcasm|GENIUS!]]


====GG [[rage|MAD]]!!! GG SMASH!!!====
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George has been raging at the same goon for the past month. GG trying to change his image has been trying to be a life coach with [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baJa5uJbbMU a bad inspirational video called the "Laws of Attraction"]. So the same fag made a video calling GG a [[truth|malignant narcissist]] and GG threw his life coach act out the window. You can see George has an unhealthy obsession with [[gay|homosexuality]] as he mentions once every ten seconds in the video. GG really loses it towards the end and clearly needs psychiatric help and [[lulz]] was had by all. 
==George's Desperation For Fame==


'''''Did you know that no matter where you pause the video George looks angry? - The Moar You Know'''''
For the longest time George has made many [[lie|claims]] from a pilot he was suppose to do for [[nigger|UPN]] to the possibility of being on [[gay|Young & The Restless]]. However it was not known until recently how George was going to achieve this.


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George's plan to get famous was not doing an audition or going to casting calls like [[insane|normal people]]. Instead George begged to a [[nobody|b-list celebrity]] on [[Facebook]]. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judith_Chapman Judith Chapman] is a famous [[whore|Soap Star]] and George was gushing like a [[bitch|school girl]] in front of her exclaiming that he loves Young & The Restless a show that is only watched by elderly women who are on life support and flamers that would put Liberace to shame. I'll let you guess as to what category George falls under.


'''Note about these videos:''' George keeps taking them down and reuploading them [[irony|for fear of them getting false flagged]].
What makes this even more hilarious is George was expecting a response as if Judy would have said, [[Unrealistic expectations|"Sure, let me get a nobody like yourself who has no experience your big break (even though I'm not a director or producer). As a matter of fact we'll give you a lead and pay you a billion dollars an episode and give you a trillion dollar sign-on bonus."]]


====GG Challenges Goon to a Debate and Immediately [[pussy|Pussies]] Out====
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Since George [[fat|constantly loves to throw his weight around]] he issued a challenge to a goon on [[Facebook]]. It looked something like this:
==George Cyber Stalking The Ladies==


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Also recently unearthed was a bunch of messages GG sent to a girl which could be best described as [[Chris Chan]]esque on Facebook. It's starts off innocently enough where George asks a lady if she wants a "[[fail|candle lite]]" dinner. Not getting the response he went on her wall a few months later asking he to visit Richmond in a Teddy. George then Loses his shit and asks her when are we going to make babies together. [[sarcasm|Smooth George]]!


So the goon heard from a mole that he was going to have Matt Wilson on. When he confronted GG with that suddenly he packed up his tampons and toys and shuffled home.


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====GG Issues Death Threats====
==Gorgeous "Mystery Man" George==


So he's bawing to the same troll on facebook and of course tons of lulz was had between his usual GGisms and typos. As usual he was being [[pwn]]ed when GG decided to step it up by [[lol|threatening to write ED pages on the goons]] and issues several death threats.  
Another thing that was just found was a rare Blog Talk Radio show he did with fellow butt buddy [https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Gorgeous_George/Allies_of_teh_Fat#Brenda_Bradshaw Brenda Bradshaw]. In said show George is referred to as "Mystery Man" (probably because they were afraid of GG getting recognized then phone mobbed).  


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Like GG's Brenda's [[BlogTalkRadio|Blog Talk show]] is an [[abortion]] (and equally as talented as George). For example during musical breaks you can hear George & Brenda talking in the background. Brenda gushes over George claiming he is [[not|super funny and a great impressionist]].
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==GG Starts Making ED Pages==
At one point a caller comes and Brenda asks the caller what they thought of George's humor and said he wasn't funny. [[LOL]]!


Since the only emotion GG has is [[angry|revenge]] he had [https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Gorgeous_George/Allies_of_teh_Fat#rovestyakuto rovestyakuto] write a page about the troll he hates the most. [[Shondaebrennan]] is page that was made out of sheer [[butthurt]]. It is funny in all the wrong ways for many reasons. 1) That is not the trolls name. They purposely changed the name because they thought it was [[antilulz|lulzy]]. 2) 90% of the info on the page is a flat out false. Rovest interjects himself by claiming he was a furry that is also in to women (SPOILER: HE'S A [[FAGGOT]]). 3) When his [[crap|masterpiece]] was completed George contacted him and proceeded to make everyone lulz with his threats.
[http://www.blogtalkradio.com/brendabradshaw2/2014/03/18/psychicbrenda-show-special#.VqgdgpeCO5E.email Link to the dog shit show]


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==GG The "Horrendous Troll"==
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====Moar Lulzy ED Threats====
This is not the first time for George making a "[[fail|troll]]" youtube account in an attempt to cover up his [[rage]] and [[butthurt]]. A few years back George made the [https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#Ray_Stretch_Eppleman Ray Stretch Eppleman] account in a lame attempt to get revenge. Like with Ray, George failed so hard with the Horrendous Troll account he deleted it after one comment. Probably due to the fact that he gives himself away with his trademark typos & [[baw]].


George claims his ED page that he made for [[Who?|Shondae]] was a [[fail|success]] and claims he'll make it for other people who troll him like people on here care. George sees himself as a [[victim]] (which is fucking funny because in the screencap below he also claims he is strong) and won't stop [[bitch]]ing until he gets his way. He claims he will destroy his enemies with ED as if by making a page it will summon every troll on the interwebz to do his bidding. As he says he is determined to destroy those who troll him. lol The delusions.  
In addition to that he shows what a [[noob]] [[troll]] he is as he breaks the most basic rules including 1) referring to himself as a troll (something that 99.9% of trolls don't do). 2) Using a troll avatar. Even when being ironic is something trolls don't do. 3) Vowing revenge. Ye who baws first loses. Amongst many simple mistakes George makes because he is [[mad]].


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==George DID NOT Die==


==GG Strikes Fat (Summer 2015 Hand Full of Crisco Edition)==
In an attempt to troll GG out of his pig pen people started to claim that GG was dead. Was George smart enough to ignore this ''bullshit''? FUCK NO! He didn't make just one but two videos about it.  
[[Image:Gorgeous George Summer Threats 2015.jpg|thumb|"I'M A TOUGH GUY. COME FIGHT ME AT MY HOUSE OR I WILL PICK UP MY TOYS AND GO HIDE UNDER MY BED!!!!]]
George didn't [[fat|strike it big]] ([[rimshot|get it?]]) with his documentary. This is the greatest injustice GG has endured since McDonald's told him they couldn't make [[9000]] Big Macs for a evening snack. Instead of finally taking the hint that he is about as talented as a room full of [[unfunny|Carrot Tops]] he has been striking against the trolls because after all they ruined his opportunity to take over Kimmel's Job (Like anyone still fucking watches late night TV).


In one case [[tough guy|he challenged one to meet him at his house to fight him]]. When the troll accepted the challenge but wanted to do it in a public area so he wouldn't shoot him George immediately chickened out.
In said videos George claims that he was too busy to make videos ([[hypocrite|yet he made two responses]]) says that the people who made said videos claiming he was dead were pathetic human beings. In addition to he usual rage bitch responses he claims that one of the goons know people on Youtube because he was able to bypass his false flaggings. George still likes to pretend to this very day that Fair-use doesn't exist. George then plays arm chair psychologist by diagnosing trolls which is hilarious considering how fucked in the head George is.


In another case when a troll uploaded one of his videos to Youtube he threatened his life which is hilarious considering they live in opposite sides of the country. George also told him that he [[bullshit|would be famous by now if he had the right agent]] he would be famous by now AND TYPED IT IN [[ALL CAPS]]!!!!!!!!!
In the second video George tried to deny that he works as a mall cop at night even though in a video with [[piss4400]] he admitted he was. He then tried to criticize one of the goons claiming he has [[tits]], a low cut dress and a big chin. Also lulzy since George has on a low cut blouse, has [[moobs]] and a fat chin.


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==Gorgeous George Insane Rant #...I lost count==
==George Gets Pranked on His Precious Birthday Radio Show==
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Since George lost [https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Gorgeous_George/List_of_LOLsuits#LOLsuit_2015_-Now_with_400.25_extra_lulz- lolsuit 2015] he is even more mad than usual. It starts out where George says he is not going to mention names and then proceeds to mention a name he wasn't going to talk about. He then gets more angry that he lost the case and says [[USI|no one has a right to critic him]]. Then [[hypocrite|the pot calls the kettle black]] when he claims that the person is obsessed with him when George frequently visits this site every minute. He then claims [https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Gorgeous_George/Allies_of_teh_Fat#rovestyakuto rovestyakuto] [[lol|(who was a GG white knight) wasn't real]]. [[who cares|Then he talks about his new job]] and [[bullshit|claims he manifests positive things]] in his life shortly before he loses his shit for the [[9000]]th time. For the next five minutes he baws about how [https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Fair_use Fair Use] is not a legal defensive and he has Carte Blance to [[false flaggot|false flag]] everything. Speaking of he claims he made [[Gorgeous George and His TV Show]]. The documentary that was made by Brandon Hardesty and Kenny Johnson. George then goes on a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YvAYIJSSZY paranoid rant] about how everyone is calling him even though he produces no evidence as such. The put a cherry on top of the shit Sundae he calls someone out to kick his ass all the while spitting on the camera. :D
Since George thinks he's [[Justin Beiber]] famous which is the furthest thing from the truth (although they are definitely both faggots) had his annual birthday show. One of the goons figured that out and called in multiple times and pranked him for more than 30 minutes by doing stuff like playing [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqIsc8ooXug Nigger Nigger Nigger], Calling George a fat pig and other lulzy shit. The reason George kept him on so long was because he kept repeating old shit he heard from [[Gorgeous_George/Allies_of_teh_Fat#Matt_Wilson|Matt Wilson]] which George should know by now is BS. It starts 48:18.


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The station manager heard the show who happened to be a [[nigger]] and [[permabanned]] GG after he heard the shit GG said and was [[offended|shocked]] at the stuff GG was allowing the prank caller to say. Also according to him there were many complaints about the show...mostly that it sucked. So now George is sans radio and public access show.


==GG has just declared war==
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In GG's effort to show the world his progressive loss of sanity he has declared war. The video starts off with GG bawing over the same fucking troll he has been [[butthurt]] by for years. GG talks about how big and fat his chin is which is fucking hilarious since [[hypocrite|GG's chin put's Jay Leno's to shame and is ten times as fat]]. Speaking of GG's fat chin notice how he purposely does not film it. He then goes off on a [[insane]] tirade about how he is going to war against people who criticizes him and youtube (what happen to all that positivity you claim you exude George?).  
==George Loses His Precious Mansion==
[[File:Gorgeous George's Mansion With Water Damage.png|thumb|Check out all that water damage on the ceiling and the mold.]]
{{quote|You know what? I may be losing my house but at least I pay the bills.|George not realizing the irony of his derpy statement.}}


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For years now George has been fighting a losing battle with his mortgage because that's so hard to do with GG's six-income-figure ([https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#Gorgeous_George_is_losing_his_.22MANSION.22 See Gorgeous George is losing his "MANSION" for moar info on he how almost lost it in 2010.])


==Happy [[Abortion]] Survival Day...OMG HE HAS A KNIFE 2015==
With the piling bills the bank told him to [[GTFO]] in early October and [http://www.richmond.com/classifieds/community/announcements/trustee/ad_41ae9d0f-1a5f-55c2-bf04-a3525d5e60c7.html#.V_bQ_awuOa0.email auctioned his house off on the 13th].
{{quote|I'm a [[Cancer]].|George finally comes to a realization about his talents.}}
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To revel getting poked with a wire hanger one too many times GG [[cum|celebrated]] by having a radio [[retard|special]]. George had Kevin, [[niggers|random black people]] come by as well as some delicious [[cake]]. For some bizarre reason GG felt compelled to film the whole thing in three parts which were edited in the usual GG style on his semen covered camera. George showed up in a striped undershirt and a jacket with a busy pattern which doesn't clash at all.
You would think since this was GG's pride & joy and childhood home he'd have taken great care of it and you'd be fucking wrong. According to foreclosure.com GG's home was valued at only $186,150 (and two years ago it was assessed at around $250,000) which is the cheapest house currently in the neighborhood and that's because of the way he took care of it. If you have seen his videos in the past then you are familiar with how he leaves garbage on the ground and doesn't clean shit and from the look of the recent tirade videos he did the decor looks like it hasn't been updated since the '70s and it has a ton of water damage & mold. The house need to burn NAO! The funny thing is GG claims he went to the auction to try to buy it back which [[not|I'm sure the bank would totally allow him to do]].


The video opens with gg looking [[pathetic|despondent]] and browsing his phone (no doubt to see if anyone was uploading his precious clippages). George then does a [[rape|disturbing bit with a knife]] where he talks about [[murder|sacrificing women]]. The female constantly disses GG through out the show and makes fun of the fact that he has paper plates with the Dallas Cowboys on them (proving GG is a perpetual [[manchild]]). Shortly after that they have cheap store cake and GG cuts it by putting his grimy paws deep in to it and cutting, then serves it to everyone. Yummy! GG then proceeds to eat it and get cake all over his face like the true slob that he is. As usual GG talks shit about them [[faggots]] and proves how manly he is by playing the [[hypocrite|Pet Shop Boys]]. Also George finally admits he stole his whole act from Rick Flare. GG actually takes calls during the show but a suspicious event took place that [[fail|he actually filmed]]. Earlier in the show GG got a call from a strange phone number and wouldn't answer it however he [[scam|conveniently]] gets a guy calling who kisses his ass. At one point GG says that [https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Gorgeous_George/Allies_of_teh_Fat#Matt_Wilson Matt Wilson] was calling later and the caller got excited about it (even though it was his first time calling and never hear of Matt before).  
Of course the trolls found this information and when GG noticed he wasn't going to take it lying down (because this has worked so well for George in the past) and made 3 videos with the usual lulzy death threats.


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George made an announcement during the show that he gave up on [https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Gorgeous_George/Axis_of_teh_Fat Sue]. Claiming that she was with a Hell's Angel Biker. GG's natural enemy. Even more shocking GG claims to have a new squeeze. Hopefully they don't spawn because if they do they'll create Super Mega [[Hitler]] [[Satan]].  
==Gorgeous George Files For Bankruptcy==
[[File:Gorgeous George begging the court to save his house.png|thumb|[[BAW]]! DON'T TAKE MY HOUSE AWAY FROM ME! :-(]]
[[File:Gorgeous George Geoye Yanil.png|thumb|Signed by [[lolwut|Geoye Yanil]]]]
{{quote|If you're a troll, lose this number. If you're a bill collector definitely lose this number.|Gorgeous George's recent voicemail.}}
{{quote|[[autism|This is my childhood home.]] [[whore|I plan to save it by any means necessary.]]|Gorgeous George's recent quote from his bankruptcy document.}}


It should be of note that GG the usual professional breaks a lot of in studio etiquette like 1) eating food in studio 2) not fading out music properly and in some cases stops it mid song 3) Doesn't back announce the songs he played 4) Makes a lot of visual jokes because you know that works well over the radio. 5) Dead Air moments 6) Touches the equipment after he gets his fingers messy with the cake 7) Playing with the [[penis|mics]]. etc.
On October 13, 2016 (The same day GG got his home auctioned off) George thought this was [[retard|the best day to file for bankruptcy]] even though he should have done it years ago if we go by the chicken scribble he has written down. Here are the lulzy facts that we have so far.


The lulziest part of the thing was GG decided to dance and much to his detriment his bottom button popped open (probably due to GG eating all the cake) exposing part of his belly. [[lol]]
*George currently has around $60,000 in debt (and before he lost his house it was close to $250k) which mostly comes from his second mortgage, loans from places that rape you (e.g. Fast Loans) and bills like Comcast & Verizon. His outstanding bill to Comcast might be one of the reasons he's not allowed to do his public access show right now.
*According to George [[lol|his show is worth exactly $0]].
*There are multiple math mistakes. For examples [[derp|when he multiplied 1 X's 0 he thought the answer was 1]].
*Under the list of things he wants exempt is his Gym & internet bill.
*Even though he lost his house that day he listed it under things he still owns even though the bank already foreclosed on it.
*The reason George owes so much money is it appeared he took out loans to pay for the previous loans. [[not|Always a genius idea.]]
*He also revealed the name of his taxi company which is [[gay|Ridem Cowboy]] which sounds totally hetral-setual and not G.A.Y. also in his huge fleet of two cars one of them needs repairs and George is trying to write it off on the exempt side.
*Also George disclosed that there is damage to the house which considering it looks like it belongs on an episode of Hoarders is no shocker.


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Toward the end of the show everyone couldn't get wait to run from that studio that now has GG stink. Even Matt Wilson ditched GG's fat ass in the end. At the end of the video GG sulks in his chair showing to the world that he is not as happy and as successful as he claims he is.


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==Will Markland vs Gorgeous George==
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====A GG's Guest Challenger Appears====
In a previous video during the whole "George is dead prank" George called out two people in a video, (one of them being Will Markland) Daring them to show their face on YouTube and said he didn't have the balls to do so, and that if he did, he would pay him $1,000. Well Will Markland accepted the challenge as you can see here


The female who appeared in the Birthday abortion saw a response to GG's documentary and left some juicy comments. She said the only reason why she went to see GG on his birthday was because she got paid for it. You can see her in the video always looking at her phone she was so bored. She also said GG was talentless. Proving all people who are "friends" with GG talk shit behind his back.
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==I think Trans-Allegheny Lunatic Asylum is missing a patient==
Afterwards, George went quiet like the coward that he truly is and never paid up the $1,000 he owed Will. So Will decided to take it upon himself and call George for himself and ask why he hasn't paid him $1,000. During the call you will also learn that George owes thousands of dollars to random hookers in Richmond, admits that he still hasn't cleaned his fingernails, confirms his bankruptcy, contradicts himself, and overall projects his faggotry once again onto others.
[[File:Gorgeous George I AM NOT MAD.png|thumb|The look of sanity.]]
[[File:Gorgeous George Claims to Have Mafia Connections.jpg|thumb|GG claims he has ties to the Mafia.]]
{{quote|I got more talent in my tiny pinky than you do in your entire existence.|George being delusional as usual.}}


George is definitely having signs of being a lunatic. Unshaven, unkempt and smelling of Jack Daniels and Twinkles. George starts talking about his favorite troll because [https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Gorgeous_George/List_of_LOLsuits#GG_Reopens_the_Case_With_His_Perjury_Powers he submitted court documents proving that George lied in his appeal against him.] He is also [[mad]] that all the lulzy stuff about his birthday was being posted to ED. Specifically finding out that his female friend said that GG wasn't talented (The death sentence in GG's book). Since she wouldn't lick his [[smegma]] covered cock, he blocked her off of facebook. Claiming that he did everything for her and how dare she say GG is [[unfunny|not funny]]. George then blames the troll for the demise when he was the one that ended it for no good reason. GG then talked about what a [[ho|"hard worker"]] he is and why he is [[USI|better than you]] (which apparently involves checking [[youtube]] all day to see if anyone uploaded the sux series). He also baws about the fact that youtube won't take down all the videos of his [[enemies]]. George then tells everyone how copyright infringement really works even though he hasn't won one [[Gorgeous George/List of LOLsuits|lolsuit]]. To top the cherry on the [[shit]] sundae George claims he is being [[victim|harassed]] by all the videos the trolls make (the ones he voluntarily watches) and says he'll get revenge by [[spam]]ming the comments (OH NOES!).
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Wait...it gets better. George is mega butthurt by one troll named [[Shondaebrennan]]. George claims that he is going to California to file even more [[lolsuit]]s against him and says he's got people watching his every move and once he gets the money that [[faggot]] will be [[murder|whacked]]. Which is interesting considering he has three figures in his bank account. All hit men in Virgina definitely work that cheap. [[lie|George claims]] the entire reason [[lol|this person is trolling him is because he thinks George is hawt.]]
== LOLsuit 2017 ==


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After incessant and constant non-stop bitching and whining, the judge decided to hear George's case. George being the delusional arrogant asshole he is thinks he will get a big payday from YouTube in excess of $100 million (which is how much he is actually seeking for in "damages") because they allowed Shon Brennan and Will Markland to upload his precious "clippages" to YouTube. (Regarding Will Markland, there's another great bit of irony. George stole one of his videos and uploaded it to YouTube critiquing it. Which is what George bitches about constantly being allegedly done to him. Which again explains George not understanding the concept of Fair-Use.) What's funnier is that the lawyer representing YouTube has outstanding credentials, ranking 1st in her graduating class at Georgetown Law School in Copyright. To go with that she also has the following accolades
J.D., George Mason University School of Law
    Cum Laude; Associate Editor, Civil Rights Law Journal
    B.S., Biology, Georgetown University
    Double concentration in neuroscience and biochemistry, molecular & cellular biology; double minor in psychology and inter-arts


==Ray Stretch Eppleman==
Needless to say, George being the arrogant and delusional prick that he is, is already declaring victory and did so in a recent video on April 12, 2017. Talking about how he is going to get his "payola" while he "beats his chest" (all the while talking about current events that he has no idea that he is talking about. In one of the topics he discusses the story of the Dr. that was beaten off the airplane and George incorrectly blamed Delta airlines when it was actually United airlines). George thinks he truly has a slam dunk case and will finally obtain his "six income figure" he has so boastfully claimed he has had for many years.
[[File:Gorgeous George Ray Eppleman 1.png|thumb|GG's ground breaking trolling account]]
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[[unfunny|Ray Stretch Eppleman]] is George's lame attempt at "trolling". He has a youtube account with said name (that he uploaded the previous butthurt tirade to) and a [[facebook]] account.  


In his facebook account he uses [[meme]]s that were last relevant when the [[old|Alley McBeal dancing baby]] were teh rage. He claims he studied "Secret Intelligence Officer at the University of Nebraska at Omaha". He's not trying way too hard at all. Even though George claims it is a trolling account all his [[enemies|friends]] are women which just goes to show George is more attractive in the eyes of women when he doesn't show his [[fat]] face.
Note: At the beginning of the video, George plays Queens "We Are The Champions". Another bit of irony that is the Gorgeous George saga is that he is using third party material once again (which btw George has admitted to profiting off of 3rd party material)


In an facebook group about the hairy beast a discussion was had about George's filthy nails (because he learned hygiene from hogs that sleep in their own feces). One of the goons mothers made a comment about what a pig he is. George who was [[lurk]]ing couldn't hold back his butthurt anymore and let out a tirade that [[Hitler]] would have been proud of.
== 2018 The Death of George (Again) ==


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The case has still not been heard, George hired a homosexual convicted of crimes against nature to assist him with his legal documents... This did not end Well, The Goons got hold of George's legal help and turned him into a Goon who ended up trolling GG along with the Goons. Marty McFly ended up interviewing GG's legal help who spilled the beans on the state of "The Banks House" and how George shits in buckets!
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George tried to "change the torts" in his court case to defamation and ended up getting that part of his case thrown out, GG got butt hurt and then went on TV and accused the Judge of taking bribes
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Needless to say GG's [[tough guy]] routine didn't last long and he easily got [[pwned]] by everyone in the group. I thought George was teh epic troll. What happened GG? =(
Will Markland has filed motion after motion attacking GG, including Motions to declare George a vexatious litigant and motions for discovery of his Bank Statements. None of this has gone down well with GG and he has filed numerous motions "TO STRIKE DOWN" any of the defendants pleadings because they show GG to be a moron. George has even gone as far as lying about his legal help under penalty of perjury.
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George goes back to being a courier, Through Marty McFly and the Goons they managed to discover that George has gone back to working as a courier, in a bawfest recorded call GG bitches about only earning $218 a week and how destitute he is. GG has gone has far as selling off TV's that belong to other people for $100 as he can't afford anything.
 
For the latest join the facebook group - https://www.facebook.com/groups/391807527905617/ - Where constant updates are posted
 
== YouTubers Weigh In On George's LOLsuit==
Word has gotten around the YouTube community of Gorgeous George's LOLsuit. Some big time YouTubers such as Phil DeFranco, Leon Lush, and Bunty King, just to name a few, have expressed their concerns about George filing the frivolous LOLsuits. Ranging from the fact George can't take legitimate criticism, to him not understanding the concept of Fair-Use, they all bring their own viewpoints to the table explaining why and how George is doomed and destined to lose his LOLsuit
 
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[https://www.facebook.com/richard.stiffington?fref=ufi GG's Ray Stretch Eppleman Facebook Account]
== George the Sexual Predator ==
As of the 25th of April 2018, it has been revealed that George is not only an obese failure, tranny lover and all round retard... but an alleged sexual predator as well. Back in 2017 he invited a troubled woman known as "Jaime" to stay with him under the pretence of helping overcome her drug addiction. Instead, George abused that position of trust, apparently boasting that he had simply used her for sex.


[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbPZ7DRZ5PA-SJwdGlDqBfg Ray Stretch Eppleman Youtube Account]
Jamie later died from an overdose, after months of George stalking and harassing her for leaving both him and his filthy house.


==Another Radio Monstrosity -August 26, 2015-==
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'''WARNING - If you watch this tl;dw video you will die of boredom. ED will not assume legal responsibility for you being dumb enough to watch it'''
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One of the things that makes George forever a lolcow is the fact that he never learns his mistakes and this video epitomizes it. Just like his last "radio show" he does the same unprofessional crap (e.g. stopping music mid song, not back annoucning, etc.), not cleaning his [[cum|spoolge]] covered camera however one thing he did do different was wear loose fitting clothes making him look like 10 tons of crap in a 100 ton garbage bag. This was an major improvement since his clothes were so tight that his buttons were flying off his shirt like .357s.
== The Remains of George's House After His Eviction ==


The show itself as mentioned before was dull as an [[emo]] trying to cut himself with a butterknife. He spends the first hour stroking [[Donald Trump]]'s cock and wrestling. This is beyond hilarious since GG is an extreme leftist but this make sense since he hates dem queers. The second half of the show he shits all over [[hip-hop]] [[lol|claiming that none of it contains a message or melody]]. He then talked about how [[redneck|country]] is the greatest gerne EVARS. George then claimed that [[fag|Richard Marx]] is the [[lulz|greatest singer of all time]]. To review George loves trump, Richard Marx, wrestling, country music and hates hip-hop...[[hypocrite|yet democrat]].


The only lulz to come from the video is when talks about a goon (which happens at 1:02:00) while pounding back beers. George says he will continue to do his [[abortion|show]] no matter what guaranteeing lulz for generations to come. He then called the goon self-loathing which is hilarious since George looks bummed half-time drinking teh beers. George then baws about [https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Gorgeous_George/List_of_LOLsuits#LOLsuit_2015_-Now_with_400.25_extra_lulz- lolsuit 2015]. George claims that the reason his case isn't being heard is because of a jurisdiction issue when Judges have told him multiple times that his cases are frivolous. George claimed that if he had a lawyer the judge would take him seriously failing to realizing that if they thought George had a case they'd work for free. Being a delusional malignant narcissist doesn't halp things either.
After being kicked out finally by the bank in late 2018, George was forced to pack his shit (not the first time he had to do that) and leave his home. What was left behind was utter filth and disgust as George never took care of the place as it looked like dead bodies and rotten corpses had been laying around his house for multiple decades. The floors have black stains all over and George never updated the house. It literally looks like a place for a crime scene (and considering reports of George raping Jamie Whalen, it comes to no surprise). In the video he also has shit in his medicine cabinet dating back to the 1970's, more proof that George didn't keep up and take care of his dear and precious child hood home. Im serious, that house looks like it needs to be burnt to the ground and covered in holy water. See for yourself, but be warned, it is not for people with weak stomachs.  


In addition to bitching about that George whined that we call Vince [[nigger|Random Black Guy]]. Not realizing we call him that 'cause it is fucking random for him to have black people on the show. Speaking of George got a call from a woman who later turned out to be a relative of random black guy. George actually thought that she might be a goon (this proves btw that the calls ae screened and he only takes calls from people he knows because George is a gigantic pussy).


For some random reason Geore decided to play a video on teh youtubez of women [[fart]]ing. This should be no surprise because farting is one of George many fetishes. He was caught making a comment shortly after GG made his first youtube channel ([[ALL_CAPS|GEORGEYARID]]) on a Frau Jablonski video saying how hawt that was. The goons saw his comment because GG was too dumb to turn his history to private and a ton of lulz was had at his expense. Even [https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Gorgeous_George/Allies_of_teh_Fat#Brenda_Bradshaw Psychic Brenda] tried [[white knighting]] him and failed.
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==The Crologies of GG==
==The Crologies of GG==
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* [[Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#Bawfest part 2 -A Challenger Appears-|Bawfest part 2 -A Challenger Appears-]]
* [[Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#Bawfest part 2 -A Challenger Appears-|Bawfest part 2 -A Challenger Appears-]]
* [[Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#The Mass GG Video Upload of 2014|The Mass GG Video Upload of 2014]]
* [[Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#The Mass GG Video Upload of 2014|The Mass GG Video Upload of 2014]]
'''2015'''
* [[Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#GG's 2014 Shows (AKA 20 Years of Crap)|GG's 2014 Shows (AKA 20 Years of Crap)]]
* [[Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#GG's 20th Anniversary Rage Special|GG's 20th Anniversary Rage Special]]
* [[Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#Gorgeous George Commercials|Gorgeous George Commercials]]
* [[Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#Gorgeous George Lays It on the Line Show Discussion (AKA GG Disclaimer 2015)|Gorgeous George Lays It on the Line Show Discussion (AKA GG Disclaimer 2015)]]
* [[Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#Gorgeous George Show DOES RULE|Gorgeous George Show DOES RULE]]
* [[Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#GG MAD!!! GG SMASH!!!|GG MAD!!! GG SMASH!!!]]
* [[Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#GG Challenges Goon to a Debate and Immediately Pussies Out|GG Challenges Goon to a Debate and Immediately Pussies Out]]
* [[Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#GG Issues Death Threats|GG Issues Death Threats]]
* [[Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#GG Starts Making ED Pages|GG Starts Making ED Pages]]
* [[Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#Moar Lulzy ED Threats|Moar Lulzy ED Threats]]
* [[Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#GG Strikes Fat (Summer 2015 Hand Full of Crisco Edition)|GG Strikes Fat (Summer 2015 Hand Full of Crisco Edition)]]
* [[Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#Gorgeous George Insane Rant #...I lost count|Gorgeous George Insane Rant #...I lost count]]
* [[Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#GG has just declared war|GG has just declared war]]
* [[Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#Happy Abortion Survival Day...OMG HE HAS A KNIFE 2015|Happy Abortion Survival Day...OMG HE HAS A KNIFE 2015]]
* [[Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#A GG's Guest Challenger Appears|A GG's Guest Challenger Appears]]
* [[Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#I think Trans-Allegheny Lunatic Asylum is missing a patient|I think Trans-Allegheny Lunatic Asylum is missing a patient]]
* [[Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#Ray Stretch Eppleman|Ray Stretch Eppleman]]
* [[Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#Another Radio Monstrosity -August 26, 2015-|Another Radio Monstrosity -August 26, 2015-]]
* [[Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#George Actually Has a Fan and Treats Him Like Shit|George Actually Has a Fan and Treats Him Like Shit]]
* [[Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#GG Baws Yet Again 11-25-15|GG Baws Yet Again 11-25-15]]
* [[Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#The Merry Trollmas Campaign|The Merry Trollmas Campaign]]
* [[Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#Basic overveiw Gorgeous George Show|MBasic overveiw Gorgeous George Show]]
* [[Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#Gorgeous George Show Simple Reply|Gorgeous George Show Simple Reply]]
* [[Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#Time for a heavy dose of ones medicine Shon Brennan style.|Time for a heavy dose of ones medicine Shon Brennan style.]]
* [[Gorgeous_George/The_Crologies_of_GG#Gorgeous George The Stalker|Gorgeous George The Stalker]]


==Allies of teh Fat==
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==Gorgeous George and His TV Show -Documentary-==
==Gorgeous George and His TV Show -Documentary-==
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==[[Chris Chan|Christian Weston Chandler]] is half brothers with the Gorgeous George==
Bob Chandler was living in Richmond Virginia back in 1967, he was working for the Coca-Cola distribution center where one night at a [[white trash|singles bowling league]]. He met up with Edith Hensley. While they bowled together they [[alcoholic|drank themselves into oblivion]] where they spent the night at the blue bird motel off of route 64. Bob stayed with Edith for a few months until he found out she was pregnant with Gorgeous George. He was transfered over too Ruckersville and left without telling Edith and never saw them again. Some years later Bob met Barbara and the rest is history. George never met his father nor his brother Christian even though the two are completely alike. 
[[File:Gg chris chan.jpg|thumb|Look at their mantits]]
1. They are both [[fat]].
2. They both have [[moobs|mantits]].
3. [[Women]] (and people in general) hate them.
4. They're both [[fail|failures]].
5. They live within 50 miles of each other
6. One drinks his own [[cum|spooge]] the other has it in his own hair. (meaning they BOTH! recycle their own semen!!!!)
7. Both are Homophobic
8. They both stutter when speaking
9. Both of them live with their moms
10.Both have had a women leave them Chris(Megan) and George(Sue)
11.Both have youtube accounts where they get trolled on ChristianWChandler(Christian) GGshowrules2(George)
12.[[loser|Neither of them have had a REAL job]]
13. They fail to realize they have ZERO talent
14. Both of them have made videos where they go on tirades and are batshit [[crazy]]
15.They both think they are totally not FAT and have amazing physiques and are strong(note,it seems George also has hygiene problems like chris and stuffs shit in his armpits, already further proving their relation)
16.They both have threatened people over the internet and at the same time both have ironically threatened legal action against internet trolls
Virgina's finest showing off their DISGUSTING bodies
If that wasn't coincidence Kevin and random black guy performed at Manchester Middle School which is where Chris went. This just goes to show that anyone who lives there is [[insane]]. They talk about it @ the 15:30 mark.
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== Gorgeous George AKA George al Habib Osaddam Yarab ==
== Gorgeous George AKA George al Habib Osaddam Yarab ==
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  "Plenty of times I have imagined my father gassing dogs to death by shoving their heads up my mom's (Loosey's) ass and then feeding her baked beans. I then see myself masturbating furiously while watching this"''


==Reverend Billy & George Yarid separated at birth?==
==Reverend Walt Smith & George Yarid separated at birth?==


[[File:Gorgeous Georges long lost brother.png|thumb|right|Like GG Reverend Billy uses his own semen to color his hair. ]]
[[File:Gorgeous Georges long lost brother.png|thumb|right|Like GG Reverend Walt Smith uses his own semen to color his hair. ]]


When you think about the chances that anyone that looks like GG having another public access show that sucks as much as his [[never|you'd probably have a better chance of being the head stud of the playboy mansion]]. The similarities don't stop there. Reverend Billy has a co-host who is as creepy and as much of an [[attention whore]] as [[Kaye_Lazar|Kevin]]. They also get the exact kind of prank calls where Billy gets called [[fat]]. Like GG Reverend Billy has weak comebacks and is as equally slow witted as George.
When you think about the chances that anyone that looks like GG having another public access show that sucks as much as his [[never|you'd probably have a better chance of being the head stud of the playboy mansion]]. The similarities don't stop there. Reverend Walt Smith had a co-host (the late Reverend Billy Locklear) who is as creepy and as much of an [[attention whore]] as [[Kaye_Lazar|Kevin]]. They also get the exact kind of prank calls where Walt gets called [[fat]]. Like GG Reverend Walt has weak comebacks and is as equally slow witted as George.


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<center>'''GG's life story as narrated by Tom Brokaw'''</center>
<br>'''GG's life story as narrated by Tom Brokaw'''</center>
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<center>'''Brandon Hardesty mocking GG. Once considered his archenemy, GG & Brandon are now [[gay|BFFs]]'''</center>
<br>'''Brandon Hardesty mocking GG. Once considered his archenemy, GG & Brandon are now [[gay|BFFs]]'''</center>
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<center>'''Second vd Bradon made about GG. Currently Bradon is [[BJ|gobbing GG's cone]] :D'''</center>
<br>'''Second vd Bradon made about GG. Currently Bradon is [[BJ|gobbing GG's cone]] :D'''</center>
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<center>'''Even Middle-aged Dancing Canadian Housewives are trolling GG'''</center>
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*2) No one wants to reach in the sweaty buttcrack of that beast for his cell phone after he's driven in his take-out-taxi all day.</s>  
*2) No one wants to reach in the sweaty buttcrack of that beast for his cell phone after he's driven in his take-out-taxi all day.</s>  


Fuck it a number has been found <s>(804)836-2016</s> baleeted due to prankitis. Here are some of his numbers 804-750-1473 & 804-741-2673. This is his latest phone number (804) 836-2016.
Fuck it a number has been found 804-840-4238
 


Update - George is changing his number again from being pwned by multiple trolls or as he says he "lost" his phone.


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==External Links==
==External Links==
 
*[http://archive.is/n27pL GG's Official Website (According to him it's still 2009)]
*[http://www.gorgeousgeorgeshow.net Gorgeous George's personal website](He also types with a slant also under the updates section it's 2009 according to GG)
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/GorgeousGeorgeonDVD One of many of GG's Youtube accounts]
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/GorgeousGeorgeonDVD One of many of GG's Youtube accounts]
*[http://www.dieinafire.com/gg.php Make the slimy fatfuck say what you want, when you want, he loves it!]
*[http://www.dieinafire.com/gg.php Make the slimy fatfuck say what you want, when you want, he loves it!]
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?bbgjnyrzywi Original "Something Awful" soundboard download]
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?bbgjnyrzywi Original "Something Awful" soundboard download]
*[http://www.facebook.com/groups/435808626439341/ The meeting place (on Facebook) for goons, the equivalence of a Nacho Mama's for the fatass]
*<s>[http://www.facebook.com/groups/435808626439341/ The meeting place (on Facebook) for goons, the equivalence of a Nacho Mama's for the fatass]</s> BALEETED!


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*[http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3275900&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=13#post373660931 An ex-coworker joins in]
*[http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3275900&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=13#post373660931 An ex-coworker joins in]


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Latest revision as of 02:51, 6 December 2023

LOLsuit 2016 has Officialy Commenced in a Lame Attempt to Save His home Which Was Being Foreclosed on. As of 10-13-16 has Been Auctioned Off. George Filed for bankruptcy and did not save his house, he is currently squatting in THE BANKS HOUSE. Retard.


Do you have a fat fetish? I think you do. You like your women fat don't you?
Angry GG
Spinning Bird Kic.....uh
Notice George cant keep his fat greasy hands to himself
Technically there are more white people in the picture considering George weighs 5 times as much as the other 4 people in the picture combined!!!!!
Even his co-host Kevin trolls George.
How GG's comedy gold is made.
   
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There's a public/cable access host here in Richmond, VA who calls himself Gorgeous George. He's a big fat son of a bitch with greasy hair, ill-fitting clothes and a heavy dose of self-delusion. And he also looks like L. Ron Hubbard amirite? He's sort of a local celebrity - just about everyone I know has had some sort of real-life encounter with him. He's been hosting his little call-in show for about the past 10 years, I think, although my friends and I only discovered it maybe 3-4 years ago. Anyway, needless to say, we had no choice but to prank-call him relentlessly. Unfortunately, he was only on maybe 12 weeks per year.. but we made those weeks count. During any given episode, we had at least half a dozen cellphones dialing in, the end result being that literally about 90% of the calls he received were us insulting him. - Dr. Quinn
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This was the last moments of this innocent mans life right before George ate him

Gorgeous George

   
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They give you the high five and all but then they backstab you. They backstab you in the back.
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—Gorgeous George, gracing us with yet another elusive universal truth

Gorgeous George: Lookalike to one of America's greatest heroes.

George Alexander Yarid, aka Gorgeous George (born July 16, 1968), is 50 and still lived in a tri-level house with his mother (GG ate his mom) no one. It is a decent house in a decent neighborhood, but it's not the mansion George likes to say it is on TV. Alimony money pays for it and his mom must have been pretty tolerant to let her retard son live with her for nearly 40 years. Gorgeous George used to deliver food for a living. Now he drives a taxi (although no one else can fit in the van with him in it). Fun facts about GG:

   
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Woooooo!
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—Gorgeous George

   
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I am Wooooooooooooo, THE BABYMAKER
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—Gorgeous George

One of the many truthful calls George has received
  • Although he rants against fat chicks, they seem to be the only type of girls who will show up on his show besides literal whores he paid.
  • He often claimed that his show was getting picked up by UPN while it existed. Not surprisingly, though, he's still on public access.
  • He often wears a t-shirt with his own picture on it.
  • He thinks he's God's gift to women. He also thinks he's an absolutely hilarious sketch-comedian.
  • A female Richmonder put up a personals ad on a local phone-based dating service. After a couple days, she received a cocky but friendly message in her inbox from George. The next day, another. A couple days after that, a less friendly, more aggressive message. And it went on and on for two weeks, each message getting more and more angry. "You're lucky I would even lower myself to talk to you, you stupid bitch!" and so on.
  • He is, in fact, not particularly gorgeous.
  • He is thought to be a bisexual gay.
  • He refuses to admit he's a greasy cunt wad.
  • He constantly trips on his own fat gut and bites his fat tongue.
  • In cockney rhyming slang, any person who exhibits these traits is referred to as a "cheddar" (Cheddar Gorge; Gorgeous George).
  • His constant hooting and repetition of verbal diarrhea in the form of swear words and predictable insults is most likely the result of Tourette's Syndrome and/or inbreeding.
  • He has spoken about the Church of Sollentolgy and Jehovennis Witness.
  • He fucked Rick Derris on a pool table and broke it.

But before you make your judgment about George, check out one of his hilarious skits.

Gorgeous George Plagiarizes The "Herlihy Boy" Skit

Here's a skit of GG ripping off the "Herlihy Boy" that was done on Saturday Night Live by Adam Sandler and Chris Farley (though [a different Adam Sandler/Chris Farley skit] would have suited him better.) Only to have GG ruin it by his so called "humor"

Thankfully a Goon felt they couldnt just stand back and allow for this "Tradgey" to happen without any consequences.So the goon decided to critque George on his plagiarism of the "Herlihy Boy" skit and rip him a new one. Just like GG rips the Trannies he fucks a new asshole.

Portrait of G.A.Y.

Some of The Calls

   
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Censorship in any practa… in any, any, any verbiage, in any proximity of the word is is a blatant crime.


 

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—Gorgeous George, articulate as usual

Gorgeous George is known for DMCAing videos faster than you can upload them

   
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What is causing all this ?
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—Gorgeous George


GG Sux fever has spread worldwide and is on every video sharing site through out the world. Recently his videos were uploaded to tudou.com which is based in Taiwan. If you know anything about Taiwan, being part of China means a blatant disregard for copyright laws. Their motto in English roughly translates into “Censorship in any practa… in any, any, any verbiage, in any proximity of the word is is a blatant crime.” Which is where GG got his expression from. Also this is the longest running GG channel on the netz (that hasn't been false flagged) and with each day that goes by GG's butthurt deepens. XD

Old uploads

GG on tudou arranged by most views

GG on tudou newest videos

Thanks to due diligence of teh trolls most of the calls have been brought back to Youtube. This will definitely cause GG to rage immensely.

Gorgeous George Show

Accurate evolution of The Gorgeous George Show
   
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Sollentology
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—Gorgeous George

   
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Jehovennis Witness
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—Gorgeous George

When in Gorgeous George country, it is well advised to keep on your toes (note that this is a wax mannequin of Jodie Foster).
This totally describes George's looks.
George with one of the many hookers with STD's he has brought on his show. Notice the picture captures him for the fat pig he is.

The Gorgeous George Show is the media equivalent of AIDS crossed with ebola. The show itself is about as comedic as watching your dog die of cancer, and then engaging in unprotected penetrative anal sex with putrid porcupine roadkill with a maggot festering case of hemorrhoids (but at least that would smell better). George and his inbred lap dog, Kevin, both have severe speech impediments. The production value makes the average Christmas morning home movie look like Werner Herzog by comparison. The jokes themselves are only funny if you've never been allowed to leave your house in your whole life, and have therefore never been introduced the concept of humour until just seconds prior to seeing it. The likely result of that, would be for you to immediately develop a phobia of anything calling itself comedy or humour for the rest of your sad life. In many respects, the show provides an archetypal example of why cable access television is a gigantic failure, while simultaneously contributing the sole reason to preserve it. In any given episode, you can expect to be treated to any one or more of the following EnGorgeous George trademarks:

  • GG yelping like he's being penetrated in the ass with cactus skin condoms.
  • His retarded sidekick, Dogfucker Jones, who looks like Squeak from the Academy Award winning film, Baseketball. Apparently he's not allowed to speak much. Doing so causes small children in Africa to catch syphilis.
  • Some random black guy who looks rightfully ashamed to be in the studio.
  • Some random Asian martial arts instructor who immediately gives up martial arts for life after a karate demonstration by George, also leaving said Asian with life long night terrors.
  • Fat chicks miming Britney Spears. This has negative sexual arousal value (DErections).
  • Random female guests (almost exclusively drug addicts or prostitutes or both) whose only purpose is to sit and laugh nervously at GG's jokes while he stares at their tits.
  • The crappy introduction to his show.
  • "Gorgeous George's Donkey Penetration Extravaganza".
  • GG attempting to do karate and collapsing under his own fat.
  • GG being fat.
  • A strange white discharge lodged in his hair.
  • GG drinking his own urine and fellating a whole circus, while assorted disabled 10 year old boys rub his tank ass down in Crisco.
  • GG knowing that 99.9% of his calls are insults and yet he still takes calls.
  • George beating Kaye Lazar for talking.
  • Everyone else on the show laughing at GG and him too dense to realize it.
  • You know what? Fuck this- Gorgeous George is just a fucking mess, full stop. Abandon hope, all ye who enter here. When you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares also into you. Watching a segment that does not feature him being insulted via phone repeatedly, has no point. You will just come away feeling like you've been hit by a Mack truck of pure fucking idiocy (or a pasty moist object of equivalent weight). I remember sitting down to watch it one night; I was left with this feeling I shall never be able to describe. It's worse than despairing disappointment. It is the feeling of your soul slipping away through your pores. Gorgeous George is that stray dog at the pound. You know which one. That 13 year old, mangy, parasite-infested, cobbled together mutt found chained to a post on I-80. Instead of being lovable and friendly though, it's meaner than UTI piss and just sits there all day and pisses and shits itself while barking ferociously at anything that comes near it. For the love of Jesus Fucking Christ on a Stick, I hope nothing good comes of this guy, ever, or that his sphere of influence ever expands outside of a crowd capable of grasping irony.
  • Every episode ends with a montage of GG taking an 18 inch dildo from multiple angles. This montage goes on for 25 minutes (metaphorically speaking).

The Prank Calls

As time went on and the prank calls continued and developed into a proud Richmond pastime. As more people jumped on the GG insult train, it gained terminal velocity and turned into an unstoppable lolz-train bound for dramatic trainwreck. There were several GG prank call clips released to record the lolz for those who do not have Richmond public access. These clips became immensely popular on the SA forums.

According to George's website, "These so-called internet geeks obviously have too much time on their hands. Most of them are college drop-outs or science fiction nerd computer game Star Wars goons who are all sons of bitches!!!"

Somehow Gorgeous George found out that his show was being distributed on the internet without his consent. This led to him going on an insane rant on his show about how he was going to sue everyone involved for copyright infringement, RIAA style. Thankfully GG never figured out how to make a DMCA request! Disregard that, GG sux whale sized dicks.

During this episode George stopped taking phone calls, but in the next episode he states that the public access administrators (who hate the fat cunt just as much as we do) told him that he had to take calls, and the pranks immediately resumed.

Here are some examples of the memorable calls people have made:

Pranksters Quotes

   
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Fatass


 

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Dickhead


 

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Douchebag


 

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[toilet flush]


 

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—Most frenquent prank done on the show

   
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Hey George, I've got a relationship question for ya. My girlfriend a couple weeks ago, she started playing hard to get. And recently she just stopped responding to any of my calls. And I was wondering, did you eat her?


 

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MORBIDLY OBESE!


 

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“ 		 
You live with your mom


 

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“ 		 
Hey, take a bath you fat pig!


 

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“ 		 
I just wanted to say happy birthday to ya, and I also wanted to say that you're very fat


 

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“ 		 
I'm gonna miss your bloated ass (he was going off the air for 2 weeks)


 

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“ 		 
George. Hiya Shithead.


 

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“ 		 
Yeah I want to talk about gas bills man, they really screw me over you fat fu--


 

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“ 		 
Is tonight your last show? If not, you're gay.


 

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I got a story about a fraud, a bad experience I had at a store. You see, I was payin your mom for sex--


 

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Uhh, the email address earlier, was that fat pig @--


 

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Who nutted in your hair?


 

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Fat Pig


 

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Greasy pig


 

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GaaaAAAAaaay


 

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I have this girlfriend... and she hocked a ring I gave her for meth


 

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Gorgeous George battles Youtube

When George False Falgs videos, he likes to get in to as much of a comfortable position as possible
Another Position GG likes to be in when flagging videos

YouTube Video Link

From time to time, George will create multiple sockpuppet accounts and argue with other Youtube users on this video. Oh, the irony...

Here's a list of usernames he has used:

  1. GGonDVD
  2. GGshowrules (he actually got this account back. So he now uses "ggshowrules" and "ggshowrules2"
  3. GGstrikesback
  4. gorgeousgeorgestrike
  5. Platinumdracula
  6. GGshowrules2 (main YouTube account. Say something witty, especially about Sue, then prepare for a witty retort and expect to get blocked.)
  7. GorgeousGeorge01
  8. Sonofatwix
  9. ReddFoxxReturns
  10. fishpotpie
  11. ReddFoxx888
  12. GEORGEYARID
  13. GGISSEXY
  14. marley101999
  15. sandylovelace69
  16. Yanksyankshissausage
  17. MrSpamIAm
  18. Nuclearfurnature
  19. poop121
  20. dtheshank
  21. ggrespectnow
  22. gorgeousgeorgeshow
  23. ggandklazar
  24. TheMaverick
  25. NotGorgeousGeorge
  26. GGthaMAN
  27. GGSmexy
  28. TheKnobnose
  29. GorgeousGeorgeonDVD
  30. IngloriusBastard11
  31. kelly2086
  32. GeorgeAlexanderYarid

There are many more that are unaccounted for as well!

George now plans on suing Youtube!

"Looks like YOUTUBE IS GOING TO BE SUED. JUSTICE WILL BE SERVED." - ggshowrules Epic LULZ will definitely ensue!

link to the page where George writes about being butthurt and confirms he plans on suing youtube

Then, in a shocking turn of events GGonDVD (the feral hog's headquarters) was taken down completely, most likely for disgusting and VILE content of George DANCING WITH A HOOKER!

George spouted some butthurt threats that were nothing the goons hadn't encountered from the fag before, this time it was more like a death keel, a squealing pig refusing to be put down.

July 20, 2010 George made a new account 'GorgeousGeorgeonDVD' reuploading some of his old videos that had got taken down on his GGonDVD account for ToS. Before you know it, this account will also get banned as well for ToS.

The Gorgeous OST's

Once thought to be lost under GG's left moob all three Gorgeous Sound tracks have been found.

"Gorgeous George - Flists In teh Mouth"


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"Gorgeous George - Blue Bonnie Flag"

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Put Cock Here

This is GG's favorite spot at the Fielden's gloryhole.

This is the official GG OST containing almost all the music that has been featured on his show as well some songs that have been used to troll him. Some of the songs included are the cheesy dance songs he used to dance with those prostitutes there are also bonus tracks including his theme song as well as some GG remixes.

Put Cock Here

The Day That Hometown Buffet Closed

This is the 20th buffet GG made go bankrupt today.

All songs on this album are related to GG's obesity. Not only can he pounce you with one but he can crush you under the weigh of his billion tons of that bacon grease body of his.

The Day That Hometown Buffet Closed

Inside The Closet With GG

Magic Matt before GG threw him out of the closet for back stabbing him in the back

This album centers around GG's G.A.Y.ness. Remember folks just because you were caught at a gay club sucking dick at a gloryhole that doesn't make you gay. After all it's completely straight if you want to fuck a chick with a dick, just no dudes. No G.A.Y. stuff for George on craigslist.

Inside The Closet With GG

A shit tastic night

After a long night of Nacho mamas,rubbing dongs,and working the glory hole at fieldens

All the songs on this album tell stories of his weight,lack of hygiene,and questionable sexuality. It has been said that with one giant shit tastic fart that that the passage of revelations would come to life and destroy all man kind with his ungodly presence.

A shit tastic night BALEETED!

Cab Service Ink

George's professional looking cabbie website

George getting tired of paying the man to drive around started his own taxi service. Showing off his broad intelligence and creativity called it Cab Service Ink. This "INKorporation" is not registered with the state of Virginia probably due to the fact that he has all his money is currently tied up in lolsuits. To add even further to the lulz the trolls posted George's driving/criminal record to the page. :D

Cab Services Ink on Google +

GG Gets Pwned With His Own Taxi Service

Texts from during and after the prank call.

On 09-26-14, a prank was played on George that he didn't see cumming (probably because the rolls of fat on his eyes were so heavy they glued them shut). A prank caller tried to lure George into picking him at the airport in Richmond. However, George was in a good mood and told him how to go where he wanted for free by using a taxi shuttle. The pranker called him again later and told him to pick him up at a notorious G.A.Y. bar (a place George admitted he was quite familiar with). So the pranker was going to make him wait there an hour after the pick up time that was arranged, however, he arrived 15 minutes early and texted him whining and bitching non-stop that he was there already. The guy finally broke it to George that he was being pwned and this happened.

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Of course George being the delusional twat that he is claimed that he won the call. The pranker broke it to George later that he was a part of a live radio show which made him ragegasm, bringing lulz to the masses.

George Gets Fired From Diamond Taxi Co.

Some prankers called up GG's former place of work and learned that he got fired after receiving multiple complaints from customers and co-workers. Even his boss thought he was a despicable piece of shit saying, "If you see him, kick his ass for me."

George Has a Gorgeous Ulcer

Back on February 7th GG bawed to a troll that he had an ulcer and was hospitalized for a week. It is widely believed that said ulcer was caused by George stressing out that everyone was reuploading his clippages and winning their Youtube appeals against his false flaggings. It is also believed he got it by not anyone believing his empty threats he would send to people. e.g. this screencap where George claims he has an lawyer helping him when he is too poor to even afford Top Ramen.

The Massive GG Bawfest of February 2016

Thanks to George false flagging videos non-stop, he has amassed a new brigade of trolls. George being too dumb to ignore said trolls spent countless hours digging up shit on Facebook that no one cares about. In 24 hours, he uploaded five videos, providing a troll feast. The lulziest part of his tirade is when George claims these trolls have no lives and do nothing but upload videos when George does the exact same thing. The other funny thing is George is convinced after all these years that he has fans that care about what he says when the truth is only trolls watch it for the lulz.

Previous Video | Next Video

Gorgeous George Sux The Movie

In February The GG Sux Movie was made - an fitting response to GG's non-stop flaggings. Since George was routinely losing his claims on youtube thanks to Fair-Use, an idea was conceived for George's ultimate butthurt and that was to reupload all the sux videos as a single handy video. Like clockwork, he did his usual routine and lost hence the cause for the previous set of butthurt tirade videos mentioned above. To deepen his suffering, another version was made called "The Extended Gut". Thanks to the appeal it is the first time it has been permanently on youtube since 2009.

Gorgeous George Sux The Movie -The Sequel- (No Sex, Just Lies And Video Clippages)

To make George rage even more, a sequel was made which focused on his show before the interwebz made him infamous. There are many highlights including George interviewing "Dirt Woman," a hideous trannie that makes Chris Chan look like a 10. You can see that George has the biggest shit eating grin while flirting with Shamoo (while furiously fapping under the desk). At one point, George claims to be reading fan mail which was clearly a stack of unpaid bills and collections letters. Before George was raging against individual trolls, he was bawing about feminists & rednecks showing that George was butthurt long before Something Awful phone mobbed him.

One of the highlights is the legendary Sue with her addiction to meth and Marlboros making an appearance. She confesses to the fact that the only reason she was an exotic dancer was for the money. So not only did George have the hots for a gold digging meth whore, but one that was married to some biker bozo to boot. This is the same woman George proposed to and thought she actually loved him. George deserves to get twenty rings pawned for meth for being such a retard alone.

There are also the prank calls and even before SA he would get these a lot (mostly from niggers). George's comebacks even back then made no sense and was a precursor of lulzy things to come.

Gorgeous George Sux The Movie III (GG's 20th Season)

This centers around GG's 20th anniversary where he starts bitching about dem queers getting married followed by talking about some of the trolls pranking him while he was driving his taxi. One of the most bizarre things that GG talks about in this movie is his obsession with breast milk. George admits he was a bottle fed baby (probably because his Mom's udders dried up upon sight of the fuglyness she spawned). In the second episode he talks about this for at least 20 minutes asking both Kevin and Bo what breast milk tastes like and even ponders what dog breast milk tastes like. Talk about desperate. During one episode the whole crew trolls GG over his fanboyism with the Cowboys. In a following episode he baws and claims that they are America's team. He then ends it with his version of The Christmas Carol which may only be charitably described as cringe worthy.

Gorgeous George Sux The Movie IV (The Death of Talk Radio)

Do you love the ass kissing of both Bill & Hillary Clinton? Well, George gets plenty of Bill's man goo all over his black dress.

Also George does a special radio show on his birthday and has a special guest calls in who happens to be a prank caller who he allowed to be on the air for 30 minutes total which is lulzy considering he said nigger multiple times (It is a black run station, btw) as well as other things that normally get a pranker off the air faster than a guest on CNN talking wikileaks . As a result of that show, he got his ass kicked off the air for good.

George is Getting Pwned By Youtube's Content ID

In what can be described as sheer irony many of the videos that are on GG's channel have been permanently muted due to multiple content ID violations.

George, being too much of a retard to edit out said copyright music, instead reuploaded the same episodes hoping Youtube would be as stupid as he was not to notice. Needless to say, it was an epic fail as usual. It is believed that because of this that is why he hasn't uploaded his episodes from 2015.

Speaking of George being lazy and inept: he tried editing the videos on Youtube and all that happens is after the music plays the rest of the show is muted. GENIUS!

George's Desperation For Fame

For the longest time George has made many claims from a pilot he was suppose to do for UPN to the possibility of being on Young & The Restless. However it was not known until recently how George was going to achieve this.

George's plan to get famous was not doing an audition or going to casting calls like normal people. Instead George begged to a b-list celebrity on Facebook. Judith Chapman is a famous Soap Star and George was gushing like a school girl in front of her exclaiming that he loves Young & The Restless a show that is only watched by elderly women who are on life support and flamers that would put Liberace to shame. I'll let you guess as to what category George falls under.

What makes this even more hilarious is George was expecting a response as if Judy would have said, "Sure, let me get a nobody like yourself who has no experience your big break (even though I'm not a director or producer). As a matter of fact we'll give you a lead and pay you a billion dollars an episode and give you a trillion dollar sign-on bonus."

George Cyber Stalking The Ladies

Also recently unearthed was a bunch of messages GG sent to a girl which could be best described as Chris Chanesque on Facebook. It's starts off innocently enough where George asks a lady if she wants a "candle lite" dinner. Not getting the response he went on her wall a few months later asking he to visit Richmond in a Teddy. George then Loses his shit and asks her when are we going to make babies together. Smooth George!


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Gorgeous "Mystery Man" George

Another thing that was just found was a rare Blog Talk Radio show he did with fellow butt buddy Brenda Bradshaw. In said show George is referred to as "Mystery Man" (probably because they were afraid of GG getting recognized then phone mobbed).

Like GG's Brenda's Blog Talk show is an abortion (and equally as talented as George). For example during musical breaks you can hear George & Brenda talking in the background. Brenda gushes over George claiming he is super funny and a great impressionist.

At one point a caller comes and Brenda asks the caller what they thought of George's humor and said he wasn't funny. LOL!

Link to the dog shit show

GG The "Horrendous Troll"

This is not the first time for George making a "troll" youtube account in an attempt to cover up his rage and butthurt. A few years back George made the Ray Stretch Eppleman account in a lame attempt to get revenge. Like with Ray, George failed so hard with the Horrendous Troll account he deleted it after one comment. Probably due to the fact that he gives himself away with his trademark typos & baw.

In addition to that he shows what a noob troll he is as he breaks the most basic rules including 1) referring to himself as a troll (something that 99.9% of trolls don't do). 2) Using a troll avatar. Even when being ironic is something trolls don't do. 3) Vowing revenge. Ye who baws first loses. Amongst many simple mistakes George makes because he is mad.

George DID NOT Die

In an attempt to troll GG out of his pig pen people started to claim that GG was dead. Was George smart enough to ignore this bullshit? FUCK NO! He didn't make just one but two videos about it.

In said videos George claims that he was too busy to make videos (yet he made two responses) says that the people who made said videos claiming he was dead were pathetic human beings. In addition to he usual rage bitch responses he claims that one of the goons know people on Youtube because he was able to bypass his false flaggings. George still likes to pretend to this very day that Fair-use doesn't exist. George then plays arm chair psychologist by diagnosing trolls which is hilarious considering how fucked in the head George is.

In the second video George tried to deny that he works as a mall cop at night even though in a video with piss4400 he admitted he was. He then tried to criticize one of the goons claiming he has tits, a low cut dress and a big chin. Also lulzy since George has on a low cut blouse, has moobs and a fat chin.

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George Gets Pranked on His Precious Birthday Radio Show

Since George thinks he's Justin Beiber famous which is the furthest thing from the truth (although they are definitely both faggots) had his annual birthday show. One of the goons figured that out and called in multiple times and pranked him for more than 30 minutes by doing stuff like playing Nigger Nigger Nigger, Calling George a fat pig and other lulzy shit. The reason George kept him on so long was because he kept repeating old shit he heard from Matt Wilson which George should know by now is BS. It starts 48:18.

The station manager heard the show who happened to be a nigger and permabanned GG after he heard the shit GG said and was shocked at the stuff GG was allowing the prank caller to say. Also according to him there were many complaints about the show...mostly that it sucked. So now George is sans radio and public access show.

George Loses His Precious Mansion

Check out all that water damage on the ceiling and the mold.
   
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You know what? I may be losing my house but at least I pay the bills.
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—George not realizing the irony of his derpy statement.

For years now George has been fighting a losing battle with his mortgage because that's so hard to do with GG's six-income-figure (See Gorgeous George is losing his "MANSION" for moar info on he how almost lost it in 2010.)

With the piling bills the bank told him to GTFO in early October and auctioned his house off on the 13th.

You would think since this was GG's pride & joy and childhood home he'd have taken great care of it and you'd be fucking wrong. According to foreclosure.com GG's home was valued at only $186,150 (and two years ago it was assessed at around $250,000) which is the cheapest house currently in the neighborhood and that's because of the way he took care of it. If you have seen his videos in the past then you are familiar with how he leaves garbage on the ground and doesn't clean shit and from the look of the recent tirade videos he did the decor looks like it hasn't been updated since the '70s and it has a ton of water damage & mold. The house need to burn NAO! The funny thing is GG claims he went to the auction to try to buy it back which I'm sure the bank would totally allow him to do.

Of course the trolls found this information and when GG noticed he wasn't going to take it lying down (because this has worked so well for George in the past) and made 3 videos with the usual lulzy death threats.

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Gorgeous George Files For Bankruptcy

BAW! DON'T TAKE MY HOUSE AWAY FROM ME! :-(
Signed by Geoye Yanil
   
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If you're a troll, lose this number. If you're a bill collector definitely lose this number.
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—Gorgeous George's recent voicemail.

   
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This is my childhood home. I plan to save it by any means necessary.
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—Gorgeous George's recent quote from his bankruptcy document.

On October 13, 2016 (The same day GG got his home auctioned off) George thought this was the best day to file for bankruptcy even though he should have done it years ago if we go by the chicken scribble he has written down. Here are the lulzy facts that we have so far.

  • George currently has around $60,000 in debt (and before he lost his house it was close to $250k) which mostly comes from his second mortgage, loans from places that rape you (e.g. Fast Loans) and bills like Comcast & Verizon. His outstanding bill to Comcast might be one of the reasons he's not allowed to do his public access show right now.
  • According to George his show is worth exactly $0.
  • There are multiple math mistakes. For examples when he multiplied 1 X's 0 he thought the answer was 1.
  • Under the list of things he wants exempt is his Gym & internet bill.
  • Even though he lost his house that day he listed it under things he still owns even though the bank already foreclosed on it.
  • The reason George owes so much money is it appeared he took out loans to pay for the previous loans. Always a genius idea.
  • He also revealed the name of his taxi company which is Ridem Cowboy which sounds totally hetral-setual and not G.A.Y. also in his huge fleet of two cars one of them needs repairs and George is trying to write it off on the exempt side.
  • Also George disclosed that there is damage to the house which considering it looks like it belongs on an episode of Hoarders is no shocker.

GG's bankruptcy PDF


Will Markland vs Gorgeous George

In a previous video during the whole "George is dead prank" George called out two people in a video, (one of them being Will Markland) Daring them to show their face on YouTube and said he didn't have the balls to do so, and that if he did, he would pay him $1,000. Well Will Markland accepted the challenge as you can see here

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Afterwards, George went quiet like the coward that he truly is and never paid up the $1,000 he owed Will. So Will decided to take it upon himself and call George for himself and ask why he hasn't paid him $1,000. During the call you will also learn that George owes thousands of dollars to random hookers in Richmond, admits that he still hasn't cleaned his fingernails, confirms his bankruptcy, contradicts himself, and overall projects his faggotry once again onto others.

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LOLsuit 2017

After incessant and constant non-stop bitching and whining, the judge decided to hear George's case. George being the delusional arrogant asshole he is thinks he will get a big payday from YouTube in excess of $100 million (which is how much he is actually seeking for in "damages") because they allowed Shon Brennan and Will Markland to upload his precious "clippages" to YouTube. (Regarding Will Markland, there's another great bit of irony. George stole one of his videos and uploaded it to YouTube critiquing it. Which is what George bitches about constantly being allegedly done to him. Which again explains George not understanding the concept of Fair-Use.) What's funnier is that the lawyer representing YouTube has outstanding credentials, ranking 1st in her graduating class at Georgetown Law School in Copyright. To go with that she also has the following accolades J.D., George Mason University School of Law 

   Cum Laude; Associate Editor, Civil Rights Law Journal
   B.S., Biology, Georgetown University
   Double concentration in neuroscience and biochemistry, molecular & cellular biology; double minor in psychology and inter-arts

Needless to say, George being the arrogant and delusional prick that he is, is already declaring victory and did so in a recent video on April 12, 2017. Talking about how he is going to get his "payola" while he "beats his chest" (all the while talking about current events that he has no idea that he is talking about. In one of the topics he discusses the story of the Dr. that was beaten off the airplane and George incorrectly blamed Delta airlines when it was actually United airlines). George thinks he truly has a slam dunk case and will finally obtain his "six income figure" he has so boastfully claimed he has had for many years.

Note: At the beginning of the video, George plays Queens "We Are The Champions". Another bit of irony that is the Gorgeous George saga is that he is using third party material once again (which btw George has admitted to profiting off of 3rd party material)

2018 The Death of George (Again)

The case has still not been heard, George hired a homosexual convicted of crimes against nature to assist him with his legal documents... This did not end Well, The Goons got hold of George's legal help and turned him into a Goon who ended up trolling GG along with the Goons. Marty McFly ended up interviewing GG's legal help who spilled the beans on the state of "The Banks House" and how George shits in buckets!


George tried to "change the torts" in his court case to defamation and ended up getting that part of his case thrown out, GG got butt hurt and then went on TV and accused the Judge of taking bribes


Will Markland has filed motion after motion attacking GG, including Motions to declare George a vexatious litigant and motions for discovery of his Bank Statements. None of this has gone down well with GG and he has filed numerous motions "TO STRIKE DOWN" any of the defendants pleadings because they show GG to be a moron. George has even gone as far as lying about his legal help under penalty of perjury.

George has made a small selection of mini tirade videos already, As you can see his anger increases in each one.






George got caught by a private investigator cruising the craigs list personals

George goes back to being a courier, Through Marty McFly and the Goons they managed to discover that George has gone back to working as a courier, in a bawfest recorded call GG bitches about only earning $218 a week and how destitute he is. GG has gone has far as selling off TV's that belong to other people for $100 as he can't afford anything.

For the latest join the facebook group - https://www.facebook.com/groups/391807527905617/ - Where constant updates are posted

YouTubers Weigh In On George's LOLsuit

Word has gotten around the YouTube community of Gorgeous George's LOLsuit. Some big time YouTubers such as Phil DeFranco, Leon Lush, and Bunty King, just to name a few, have expressed their concerns about George filing the frivolous LOLsuits. Ranging from the fact George can't take legitimate criticism, to him not understanding the concept of Fair-Use, they all bring their own viewpoints to the table explaining why and how George is doomed and destined to lose his LOLsuit

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George the Sexual Predator

As of the 25th of April 2018, it has been revealed that George is not only an obese failure, tranny lover and all round retard... but an alleged sexual predator as well. Back in 2017 he invited a troubled woman known as "Jaime" to stay with him under the pretence of helping overcome her drug addiction. Instead, George abused that position of trust, apparently boasting that he had simply used her for sex.

Jamie later died from an overdose, after months of George stalking and harassing her for leaving both him and his filthy house.


The Remains of George's House After His Eviction

After being kicked out finally by the bank in late 2018, George was forced to pack his shit (not the first time he had to do that) and leave his home. What was left behind was utter filth and disgust as George never took care of the place as it looked like dead bodies and rotten corpses had been laying around his house for multiple decades. The floors have black stains all over and George never updated the house. It literally looks like a place for a crime scene (and considering reports of George raping Jamie Whalen, it comes to no surprise). In the video he also has shit in his medicine cabinet dating back to the 1970's, more proof that George didn't keep up and take care of his dear and precious child hood home. Im serious, that house looks like it needs to be burnt to the ground and covered in holy water. See for yourself, but be warned, it is not for people with weak stomachs.


The Crologies of GG

We see the GG in his natural habitat ready to pounce on his target with one flist and perhaps a double dildo.

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Allies of teh Fat

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rovest and Matt at a Team GG meeting

Axis of Teh Fat

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List of LOLsuits

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Gorgeous George and His TV Show -Documentary-

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Gorgeous George AKA George al Habib Osaddam Yarab

New details have come out concerning GG's (other) hidden life, thanks to the former NSA analyst turned whistleblower Edward Snowden. Snowden had files that revealed that it was Gorgeous George or "George al Habib Osaddam Yarab" not Osama Bin Laden, who was behind the 9/11 attacks. Yarab, who has ties to the terrorist organization Al Qaeda, started another terrorist organization in Richmond Virginia. Yarab was able to gain entry to the United States with fraudulent papers (similar to the ones he used in his frivolous LOLsuits) and funded the organization from a gloryhole location in Richmond called "Fieldens". Yarab dubbed the terrorist organization he created in Richmond as "Trannies In Training" otherwise known as "T.I.T". Snowden was able to convince then "T.I.T" member Matthew Tatum aka "Magic Matt" (Who was Yarab's top recruiter in finding new trannies to train) to comply with him and revealed that Yarab was also behind the Boston Marathon Bombings. Magic Matt had mentioned Yarab once stated that he could "run a marathon if he wanted to", but when he found out the marathon was 26.2 miles, and not the " 2 miles" that he claims he can do, Yarab sent out "T.I.T" members Tamerlan Tsarnaev (deceased)Dzhokhar Tsarnaev to set off bombs to distract everyone and make it "appear" as if he finished the race when he crossed the line. In actuality, Yarab drove his Diamond Taxi Cab 500 yards from the finish line. Once there, Yarab gave the Tsarnaev's brothers the order to set off the explosions. Once they went off, Yarab, breathing heavily, staggered across the finish line letting out a big "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO".

When Yarab found out that Magic Matt "backstabbed him in the back" He dismissed him of all of his T.I.T Duties and in the process pounced him with one flist. Before Magic Matt's demise, he had also revealed that Yarab is holding Warren Weinstein hostage in one of the stalls at Fieldens to perform sexual acts on his tranny clients to help him maintain his yearly "six income figure". It is rumored that Yarab has gone into hiding, taking Weinstein with him to continue operating his gloryhole business and maintain his tranny clientele. Speculation has it that they are hiding out in Yarab's favorite eatery, "Nacho Mamas"

G.A.Y.'s Fantasies

GG is never far from the KFC bucket when fucking his hos

G.A.Y.'s secret entries into his diary entitled "G.A.Y. Tales" the following are dreams and fantasies of G.A.Y.'s

"My idea of paradise is being in the candy garden from Charlie and the Chocolate factory. Where I would run around the big garden, eating chocolate and beating off, and then when Charlie Bucket strolled through the garden, I would run out and expose myself, causing Charlie's grandpa to have a heart attack. Then I would say hi to the tranny oompa loompas, stick some snozberries up my ass, and then get bored of candy and head off to nacho mamas, harrassing a few young women on my way out." 

"Plenty of times I have imagined my father gassing dogs to death by shoving their heads up my mom's (Loosey's) ass and then feeding her baked beans. I then see myself masturbating furiously while watching this"

Reverend Walt Smith & George Yarid separated at birth?

Like GG Reverend Walt Smith uses his own semen to color his hair.

When you think about the chances that anyone that looks like GG having another public access show that sucks as much as his you'd probably have a better chance of being the head stud of the playboy mansion. The similarities don't stop there. Reverend Walt Smith had a co-host (the late Reverend Billy Locklear) who is as creepy and as much of an attention whore as Kevin. They also get the exact kind of prank calls where Walt gets called fat. Like GG Reverend Walt has weak comebacks and is as equally slow witted as George.

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GG's life story as narrated by Tom Brokaw


Brandon Hardesty mocking GG. Once considered his archenemy, GG & Brandon are now BFFs


Second vd Bradon made about GG. Currently Bradon is gobbing GG's cone :D


Jan Terri is GG's MUH MUH. That's where he gets his talent from


RCAN Studios


GG wished being a "False Flaggot" was that cool

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Conclusion

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GG's multimillion dollar mansion made with his six-income-figure.
Thanks for Doxing yourself GG :D

George Alexander Yarid

1307 Stoneycreek Drive

Richmond, VA 23238

July 16, 1968

[email protected]

[email protected]

[email protected]

His phone number isn't available for two reasons.

  • 1) He keeps changing it anytime when he gets pranked.
  • 2) No one wants to reach in the sweaty buttcrack of that beast for his cell phone after he's driven in his take-out-taxi all day.

Fuck it a number has been found 804-840-4238


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Gorgeous George Torrent 2014

Since George keeps on bawing to Mommy Youtube Serious Measures had to be instituted. This torrent has virtually every video that he has false flagged off teh interwebz. Also it's 22 GB (I didn't know they stacked shit that high). All the videos you need to troll him are right here which is helpful if you are a lazy bastard. So download it nao faggot.

Gorgeous George 2014 Torrent

See Also

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