Agar.io

The skins.

Agar.io (or just Agar) is a shitty free online browser game that consists of colored balls, known as "cells" that move around on a grid with invisible borders. The main objective of the game is to become the largest cell in the server by eating up smaller cells, and/or stationary colored dots, known in the game as "food", all without getting eaten up yourself. Provided you don't get preyed on by other people seconds after you spawn, you will get a place on the high scores board if you become one of the top ten largest cells in the server; however, YOU probably won't even get on the 11th spot in the top ten. Smaller cells also cannot eat up any cell that is larger than them, nor can two similarly-sized cells eat each other up. You use your mouse to move around, and split by pressing the dubya key. Oh, and don't touch those stationary green squishy things; those will fuck your shit right up and likely cause massive butthurt on your part while you watch the other faggots on the server gobble you up like a fly on shit.

Skins

Skins play a large part in Agar.io; in fact, they have several shitty skins if you enter a certain nickname for your cell, such as Hitler, or Stalin. Some people use these skins as a method of trolling, however their attempts often fail miserably and often end up rage quitting due to getting eaten up repeatedly over and over again.

You can also use custom skins for your cells, but you need to host your own server, or some shit in order for you to use them.

Agar.io Skins
Skin	Comments
UK	Changes the cell to look like the UK flag.
US	Changes the cell to look like the Americunt flag.
Texas	Changes the cell to look like the Texas flag.
Mexico	Changes the cell to look like the Mexican flag. Show how much of a beaner you are by sporting this limited edition skin!
Canædia	Good skin, eh? Changes the cell to look like the Canædian flag.
Ireland	Luck o' the Irish. Changes the cell to look like the Irish flag.
Denmark	Changes the cell to look like the Danish flag.
Italy	Mamma-mia! Changes the cell to look like the Italian flag.
Japan	Changes the cell to look like the blood-spotted Jap flag.
Brazil	Changes the cell to look like the Brazilian flag.
Quebec	Because Quebec separated from Canædia, it deserves its own flag, amirite?
Germany	Changes the cell to look like the German flag.
German Empire	Changes the cell to look like the German Empire flag. Just a ripoff of the other flag.
North Korea	Changes the cell to look like the North Korean flag. Sport this skin if you support our gracious Supreme Reader, Kim Jong-un.
France	Changes the cell to look like the French flag.
Norway	Changes the cell to look like the Norwegian flag.
Iran	Changes the cell to look like the Iranian flag.
Iraq	Changes the cell to look like the Iraqi flag.
The Ukraine	Changes the cell to look like the Ukrainian flag.
Portugal	Changes the cell to look like the Portugese flag.
Taiwan	Changes the cell to look like the Taiwanese flag.
Russia	Changes the cell to look like the Russian flag.
Tsarist Russia	Pretend you're a starving Russian peasant waiting for the Bolsheviks to change nothing
Switzerland	Changes the cell to look like the Swiss flag.
Qing Dynasty	You are a hardcore Azn if you use this.
Ausfailia	Changes the cell to look like the Ausfailian flag.
Niggeria	Changes the cell to look like the Niggerian flag.
Estonia	Changes the cell to look like the Estonia flag.
Poland	Changes the cell to look like the Polandball.
Spain	Changes the cell to look like the Spanish flag.
Sweden	Changes the cell to look like the Swedish flag.
Stalin	Only pro-Russian commies use this shit.
KC
Nazi	SEIG HEIL!!!1!1!
Hitler	HEIL HITLER!1!11! Only for the best.
Piccolo	What the fuck is this even supposed to be?
Confederate	Let's play a game of Redneck Roundup!
CIA	This shit gives you super cool sunglasses and makes your dick longer. 'Nuff said.
USSR	Changes the cell to look like the Soviet flag.
Yaranaika	Overused Internet meme.
Reddit	Show everyone that you are a fat Redditor with this skin.
4chan	/b/tards are the most common types of 4channers on here.
8ch	Have none of the other players recognize you.
9gag	Show everyone that you are a 9fag.
Tumblr	For Dumblr feminists.
Earth	...is any explanation really needed here?
Moon
Steam	You buy Valve's shitty games. Why not show it to everyone?
Facepunch	Be even less recognizable than you would be with the 8chan skin
Origin
ISIS	Allahu Akbar. Allahu Akbar!!! ALLAHU AKBAR!!1!1!
Patriarchy
Satanist	HAIL SATAN EVERY DAY.
Feminism	Self-explanatory.
Vinesauce	"Hey I streamed your game and caused a bunch of retards to raid your servers, can I get a skin?"
Stussy
PewDiePie	Yes, PDP is so much of a faggot that he even has his own skin.
Ayy Lmao	Overused Internet meme.
Sanik	Overused Internet meme.
Doge	Overused Internet meme.
Wojak	Overused Internet meme.
Bait	Bait me on.
Sir	Gives you a monocle and a moustache. For hipsters only.

Slither.io

Slither.io is a shameless ripoff of Agar.io which managed to become popular enough to rival the game that inspired it. This game has you play as a snake instead of a cell, eating tiny glowing orbs to grow longer and attempting to get other snakes to run into you from the side. When you die, you turn into a trail of glowing orbs that other snakes will immediately cannibalize. Although snakes can have patterns, they do not have skins with the same level of detail that Agar.io's cells have.

In 2019, Klaus Schwab ranked slither.io as one of the "most accurate games ever made", and claimed his favorite part was when he got to eat other worms and their insides. Schwab was impressed by the worm cannibalism and hopes to normalize worm consumption by 2050.

Petridish.pw

[petridish.pw/en/ Petridish] is a Russian version of agar.io that has many more features aswell as less cancerous players and your own skins. If is the exact same concept as agar.io except it has multiple gamemodes and you can choose which servers you want to play on. Trolling is extremely easy and it has a fair share of glitches.

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See Also

• Shit, what the game is 100% made up of.
• Retards, the majority of the people who play it.
• Russians, these people also play it... A LOT.
• Softwarez
• Pac-Man
• Gaming

External Links

• Agar.IO, play the game here.
• petridish.pw, the Russian version. Link

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