User:VX/Shitty Attack Article Generator
Hello, and welcome to Encyclopedia Dramatica! If you're like most people, you've signed up so that you can write a shitty attack article concerning your girlfriend, your school bully, or even that kid next door. To that end, we grant unto you the Shitty Attack Article Generator™, which will enable you to edit, and inevitably be banned, that much more quickly. Simply reload the page until you find a suitably craptacular template for your intended target, copy the text, and tweak it for your very own article. Then, enjoy your hard won rest during the 15 seconds before your masterwork is flushed and the hammer finds you.
Now the whole world will see you as I do
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That one guy, you know who I mean yiffed me without my express consent while I was blacked out from bath salts, and tells people that I'm gay but I'm totally not. Anybody could have sticky bodybuilder magazines under his bed. User:VXsalesman/Shitty Attack Article Generator/Conditional1 User:VXsalesman/Shitty Attack Article Generator/Response1.
Now the whole world will see you as I do
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User:VXsalesman/Shitty Attack Article Generator/Epithet1 User:VXsalesman/Shitty Attack Article Generator/Threat1. User:VXsalesman/Shitty Attack Article Generator/Emote1.
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