Tfo
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Tfo, also known as 
tres_faux, is perhaps the gayest man on the internet. We are talking Andy Dick gay.
We mean IRL gay.
Accomplishments
- Losing his virginity in a baptism booth.
- Having bareback sex at a truck-stop.
- Trolling hundreds of gays on LJ.
- Grooming Nets to be his sex slave.
- Being the only faggot to not enjoy meth.
- Living in San Francisco (SURPRISE).
- Pushing the gay agenda.
- Publishing a seven story series in IRC.
- Having twingayincest.
Tfo and the Loss of His Virginity
[20:47] <@tfo> weev: my i lost my virginity in a baptism chamber [20:48] <weev> tfo: loool [20:48] <@Sheneequa> tfo: are you serious [20:48] <@tfo> YES [20:48] <weev> awesome [20:48] <@tfo> NO JOKE [20:48] <weev> AWESOME [20:48] <weev> did the pastor rape you? [20:48] <kardus> story please [20:48] <@tfo> WEEV: SADLY NO [20:48] <@tfo> I WAS 15, HE WAS 18 [20:48] <@tfo> IT WAS AWESOME [20:49] <@tfo> YOU KNOW HOW WHEN YOU ARE BAPTIZED INTO THE FUNDIE FAITH [20:49] <@tfo> IT INVOLVED CHANGING INTO SPECIAL ROBES [20:49] <@tfo> WHICH INVOLVED NAKEDNESS [20:49] <@tfo> IN A SEPERATE ROOM [20:49] <@tfo> AND HE WAS HOT [20:50] <@tfo> AND I WAS CUTE AND UNDERAGE [20:50] <@tfo> THEREFORE [20:50] <weev> BUTTSEX [20:50] <@tfo> FELLATIO RESULTED [20:50] <weev> BUTTSEX [20:50] <@Sheneequa> and you carried lube on you? [20:50] <@tfo> NO THAT WAS LATER [20:50] <@tfo> NOT IN THE CHURCH [20:50] <@tfo> SADLY
Tfo and the Bareback Truckstop Sex
[16:52] <@Sheneequa> tfo: tell the story of the bareback truckstop [16:52] <@tfo> it was a cold night [16:53] <@tfo> and i was alone and horny driving down I-70 to st. louis [16:53] <@tfo> i pulled over [16:53] <@tfo> probably 11pm or so [16:53] <@tfo> and there is this HOT HOT HOT guy in the urinal [16:54] <@tfo> i come in and he turns around [16:54] <@tfo> and just stands there cock out [16:54] <@tfo> he motions to me with his head [16:54] <@tfo> and i nod [16:54] <@tfo> and he walks out [16:54] <@tfo> and i follow [16:54] <@tfo> to the cab of his truck [16:54] <@tfo> and he fucks the shit out of me [16:54] <@tfo> ALSO I WAS 17
Tfo and the Twingayincestfuck
[20:42] <@tfo> so anyway [20:42] <@tfo> i was in chicago [20:42] <@tfo> for a party [20:42] <@tfo> eons ago [20:42] <@tfo> i would have been 19 i think [20:43] <@tfo> and these identical looking boys come up to me [20:43] <@tfo> ie, twins [20:43] <@tfo> and one of them asks me [20:43] <@tfo> "are you spicyyyyyyyyyyyy" [20:43] <@tfo> in a very gay fashion [20:43] <@tfo> and i was not familiar with this particular vernacular [20:43] <@tfo> but i kinda got what he was asking [20:44] <@tfo> and was like [20:44] <@tfo> ... [20:44] <@tfo> i think so [20:44] <@tfo> anyway [20:44] <@tfo> i say that [20:44] <@tfo> and the other one [20:44] <@tfo> puts his hand down my pants [20:44] <@tfo> and i was like [20:44] <@tfo> UM [20:44] <@tfo> HOLY SHIT [20:45] <@tfo> and then we started making out [20:45] <@tfo> which was fun [20:45] <@tfo> and we were all fucked up on e [20:45] <@tfo> and then we left the party [20:45] <@tfo> at 4am [20:45] <@tfo> to go to my hotel room [20:46] <@tfo> and proceeded to have gay sex [20:46] <@tfo> and then ended up coming back to the party [20:46] <@tfo> before it ended [20:46] <@tfo> around 6am [20:47] <@Sheneequa> wait [20:47] <@Sheneequa> twingayincestfuck? [20:48] <@tfo> shen: duh
Tfo and the High School Fraternity Initiation
tfo: fucking high school fraternity initiations eppigy: hot tfo: it was tfo: there was lots of blood and tears tfo: from everyone involved tfo: we all seroconverted that night tfo: a dirty hiv-ridden syringe was passed around eppigy: lol tfo: and each of the ten of us gave a little bit of blood tfo: until the syringe was full tfo: and then i was bent over a chair tfo: and the pledgemaster fucked me bareback tfo: and when he came tfo: jabbed the syringe into my neck tfo: i passed out and when i came to there was semen EVERYWHERE
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| Featured article November 15, 2010 | ||
| Preceded by Kale |
Tfo | Succeeded by Gloria Tesch |