MessyTails

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MessyTails, aka Brownnose Pup, was a fat fucking furry who died from eating his own shit.

He was mostly active on Twitter in 2013-2016 posting about his fetishistic desires to eat shit.

Selected Quotes

2013-2016

	“	Today for me is mudbutt monday....i forgot to wipe. 'Forgot', i mean... >:)	„
	—With these immortal words, an internet legend was born.

	“	I'm saving up for a fursuit, white german shepherd. It won't stay white for long. ^.^	„

	“	I want to be force fed meals made with my own mess. Peanut butter and poop sandwiches. Chocolate poop milkshakes. Poop donuts.	„

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Throughout this time, MessyTails didn't post that much but gathered a small following. Perhaps most depraved of all was his dissatisfaction with his living situation which didn't allow him to be covered in shit 24/7.

2016-2017

	“	Pawing while thinking of finding fresh dogshit, sneaking it home in my pants, pushing it in me, licking my muddy paws while pushing it out...Smearing it all over my fur and mixing it with my own, staining myself brown, then filling my muzzle with the mixture and feeding on it. Laying in the mess smelling like a shit covered dog, sucking on my mucky paw, humping a wet sticky pile... whines	„

	“	I have not used this much, think its time to change that. :3 warning, a couple messy photos coming soon. You may want to mute or unfollow me if that isn't okay. ^.^	„

	“	I'm only half way through work and I can't stop thinking about dogshit, on my paws, in and on my muzzle, up my tailhole, covering my belly. Spending days covered head to tail, bathing in a kiddie pool full of dogshit, dumping my meals all over before digging in. My insatiable hunger refusing to slow down as my metabolism plummets, getting fatter and more obese with every dogshit covered bite.....Trying once to get clean, then giving up entirely after seeing my fur and skin permanently stained, letting myself go completely into shit.	„

	“	Fantasizing about being stuck in a very overused diaper because I'm too fat to reach around my belly. Getting so fat that a diaper would be covered nearly completely by blubber rolls, making it difficult for anyone to change me	„

	“	This US election must have heard I wanted to live in shit but didn't realize I only meant it literally.	„
	—MessyTails on the night of the 2016 election.

	“	I'll do anything you want if you feed me dogshit... >.>	„

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After disappearing for about a year, our boy comes back better and bolder than ever. Presumably at this point his aforementioned living conditions changed which allowed him to live out his lifestyle more actively. To remove any doubt that he might be a troll, on July 16th, 2016, he even started posting pictures of his shit-covered sex toys.

Some of the more lulzy things he's talked about was his shit-eating experiments, where in one instance he mixed oatmeal with shit to improve its flavor, but ironically preferred his usual Bad Dragon cum-lube mixed with poop better. Just showing that oatmeal actually tastes worse than literal shit.

	“	Messy fantasy: always being stuck in a situation where I can't stop myself from being covered in shit every moment of my life. Having a bad greasy fatty diet, being completely incontinent, not being able to realize or care when I've gotten shit on my paws....A constant ooze of shit squeezing out into my leg and underside of my tail fur, dripping off in globs, paw print shit smears marking my path. It's hard to imagine how strong your smell is when you can never stop leaking shit on everything around you, Or how much it stinks because the shit that is sliding out from my tailhole today was the fast food and shit I ate all day yesterday. Anything that doesn't get clumsily smeared somewhere or stuck in an unreachable patch of fur will be eaten and turned into tomorrow's shit.	„
	—Shit fetishism takes over MessyTails' life.

I separate the above quote from the others due to how well it describes how his weird fetish affected his life by turning him into an unsociable freak (more so than he already was, anyways). Almost every single day of 2016 and 2017 was spent being messy, going days and days between cleaning himself off. It got so bad that this literal walking shitbag would even have trouble noticing when he was covered in shit and when he wasn't.

v& by the Mental Ward?

	“	Hehe. They can put me in a hospital and make me take pills but now I'm home and nobody can stop me from covering myself in shit :3"	„

For a while, MessyTails went quiet. We're not sure exactly what transpired, but it seems someone, somewhere, decided that enough was enough and sent him to live in a psychiatric hospital. Unfortunately, he did not die/have a lobotomy there, and when he was released, he immediately relapsed to his shit-eating ways.

His last true post was November 18th, 2017, and simply said "can't stop eating poop".

Did he died?

After going quite yet again, rumors began to spread that MessyTails died. Around this time, a Twitter account claiming to be one of his Highschool friends alleged that MessyTails has in fact died. The only problem is that that account has been confirmed to be Fake and Gay (unfortunately), which means MessyTails is still (probably) guzzling dog turds somewhere out there.