Ann Coulter
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Mann Coulter (born David Archibald Coulter, and self-styled as "Ann" Coulter), is a pre-op transsexual political prostitute conservative and Marfan Syndrome afflicted whore with a syndicated column. His right-wing diatribes are so full of bullshit that he MUST be trolling IRL. For instance, the chapters about evolution in his book Godless read like they were written by a 5-year-old pregnant girl in the FLDS. Some people find him amusing, but these people are likely to be members of the JDL. Mann's botched circumcision at age five left him with no penis, so the surgeons made a Vagina Dentata, and his parents gave him plenty of hormones to try to make the sex-reassignment take, but it simply didn't. Watch "her" Adam's apple bob up and down on "her" throat when "she" talks on Fox News. There was a lot more skin and hair treatment down the road but none of it did the trick.
Early Life
He did several hours of selfless volunteer work in high school, aiding in programs in his youth group at Westboro Baptist Church in Topeka, Kansas, the Christian based organization "Focus On The Family", and the prestigious Ku Klux Klan. He then excelled at Cornell University, majoring in eugenics, and finally received his Masters in Treason at Bob Jones University.
The Andy Warhol Years
Some argue that Lou Reed's song "Walk on the Wild Side" is dedicated to Mann Coulter's fruitless struggle for femininity.
- "We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity. We weren't punctilious about locating and punishing only Hitler and his top officers. We carpet-bombed German cities; we killed civilians! Let's do it for the Jews!
- --Mann Coulter
- "Jews did 9/11 and had every right to!
- --Mann Coulter
Self-Proclaimed Keen Sense of Gaydar
Other than being best pals with e-fag Matt Drudge, Mann Coulter prides himself on having a keen sense of gaydar. The upshot is frequent public accusations of homosexuality directed at Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Al Gore, and others. Ironically, Mann Coulter's gaydar failed to track homosexual pedophile Florida Republican Congressman and closet NAMBLA member Mark Foley before his resignation in disgrace. Perhaps the Mann Coulter will one day embrace his abundant male secondary sexual characteristics.
Quotes
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—Mann Coulter, who obviously hasn't heard about the white and Christian IRA and ETA. | ||
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ALL TERRORISTS ARE MUSLIMS! 9/11 WIDOWS ARE WITCHES!
Take note of his extreme level of arrogance only matched by the character of God in the Bible, Mann's favorite fictional work after his own books.
Interesting Trivia
- Most people use Ann Coulter as a synonym for psychotic bitch.
- It is rumored that in the late fall, he stalks the North American wilderness devouring the souls of children and defenseless animals.
- He is a vile, treacherous cunt. But you knew that.
- In 1983 Mann Coulter held the record for the world's longest cumfart.
- Known lover of black cock, good times.
- He is listed in the Guinness Book of World Records under the category "world's manliest hands".
- Starred in the 2003 movie Dreamcatcher as Mr. Grey. However, he was uncredited, and upon discovering this, castrated Stephen King. Note that King enjoyed this immensely.
- Mann Coulter conspired with Ronald Reagan in the 80's to create AIDS.
- Favorite film is 1980's Cannibal Holocaust.
- Mann Coulter believes that Bill Clinton is obviously gay because he likes women (no, really).
- It is rumored, though unconfirmed, that the character of Mann Coulter is based on Hedwig Schmidt.
- Currently the face of various Pro-Choice organizations for a new joint campaign supporting post-natal abortion.
- Mann Coulter has a dick that he maintains is simply a large clitoris that is proportionate to the rest of his/her manly frame.
- Mann Coulter is good friends with closeted homosexual e-journalist, Matt Drudge Report
- According to various sources, Mann is an avid supporter of role-playing in the sack, most famously demonstrating this by having Matt Drudge don a Monica Lewinsky wig and then gagging on his half-flaccid, hormone-shrunken bologna noodle.
- Used to be the Crypt Keepers double in Tales From the Crypt.
Ann Coulter.com HACKED
On October 10th 2007, foobar93, some "liberal terrorist" viciously and unfairly hacked poor, innocent Coulter's blog (which she can't operate herself, srsly) and its content proved she was a pathetic, intellectually backward individual with the IQ of an amoeba.
The article might be described as far more articulate than anything ever written by Mann. Surprisingly, the many Redneck readers of Mann's columns quickly understood the charade. However, they were unwilling to leave their spacious, double-wide trailers to do anything about it due to their secret feelings about Mann.
Gallery of Mann Coulter
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Mann obviously liking whatsheit sees. -
Mann Coulter starring in her own TV show, paired with an effeminate cat -
"But still I am more of a man than any liberal is." - Mann Coulter
(Can you see the Adam's Apple sticking out of his bony throat?) -
Mann, bragging about his manhood -
It's a start. -
Can you find Mann Coulter in this picture? -
For the Empire! -
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I'd hit it with Cyndre's. -
Ann Coulter, leader of the terrorist wing of the GOP. -
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See also
External Links
- Even conservatives hate Ann Coulter!
- Important note regarding Ann Coulter
- Coulter getting fucked in the ass
- Reggae shit. Also, it sums up the shit that comes out of her mouth with disturbing accuracy.
- Her unbelievable biography in Conservapedia. Go and troll, for heaven's sake.
- Coulter in trouble for voting in the wrong precinct, intentionally.
Keith Olbermann is not Mann's BFF after all.
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