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Article on who killed ED

New article>>> http://www.techtangerine.com/2011/05/09/who-killed-encyclopaedia-dramatica/

viva la revoLULZion

The internet is beautiful because it is one of the last bastions of completely uninhibited human expression and that's what ED was always about. Internet censorship is one of the scariest things in the world, even though I do not agree with nor condone half the content on ED, the fact that there is a place on the internet where literally anything could be posted gives me hope in freedom. It is one of the purest images of the human condition both the good the bad and the horribly obscene. People are people, and there should be a place in this world where the human condition can be displayed in all it's uncensored disgusting glory. If not in celebration then as a monument to how corrupt human nature can become. Honestly ED made me want to be a better person. I have a weird worldview but you can find truth in anything and I believe irony is one of the best ways to accomplish it. There is so much more here then shocking images and stupid banter, if you can take 2 seconds to understand that nobody is serious you can understand the points they are trying to get across. ED will always have a place in my heart and I hope ED.ch surpasses the former site. Onin 02:58, 25 April 2011 (UTC)


Oh Hai!

Who's the owner of this new site?--MudkipsPlz 03:09, 18 April 2011 (UTC)

Not that fat kike sherrod.--Kashiwaba Tomoe 09:17, 22 April 2011 (UTC)

Ryan --DocEvil 04:19, 27 April 2011 (UTC)

Templates

Several of the new templates are fucking up formatting, I have been fixing several but I thought I would let everyone know that there are plenty that still need to be repaired.

Meepsheep

13:55, 18 April 2011 (UTC)

I don't know much about templates but can I help at all? -- Valandil

Sure, try to adjust the width of these so that the page doesn't overlap half of the logo. Use the preview button whenever making changes.

Meepsheep

10:59, 19 April 2011 (UTC)

Gaming

The Gaming portal is pretty damaged after importing. There isn't much I can do about it, so I guess I'll just leave this here, so somebody else will fix. --MilanorTSW 09:00, 19 April 2011 (UTC)

is there any way i can donate some cash monies to ed to help out with bandwidth--Mewbarak 14:04, 19 April 2011 (UTC)

  • Sure there is a way. Donate's here: [1]. --MilanorTSW 01:12, 20 April 2011 (UTC)

I'm back.

This is PBF. I've registered with the same email address I used on ED. If I'm welcome here, I'd be glad to help. I can't see that I'd produce the same drama as I did on ED, because Sherrod has nothing to do with this. PBF 12:10, 20 April 2011 (UTC)

I have migrated from the old ED to the new ED!

Also, the Faggot template has been restored

--PresidentMudkip 18:03, 20 April 2011 (UTC)

Fucking Images

How do they work?

No but seriously I'm restoring pics to the Gene Simmons page and after uploading, some are coming up blank, others won't generate thumbnails, and others show up blank but the thumbnails generate. Is it just me, or are you guys working on it? --Duckhat 12:24, 21 April 2011 (UTC)

Having issues with images at the moment. As far as them not showing up, wait about an hour and it should be fine.

Meepsheep

16:43, 21 April 2011 (UTC)

  • Also having some image trouble - trying to restore some Operation Lioncash pics and I can't seem to get the larger ones to show up, I keep getting thumbnails. Most likely it's my n00b levels of editing, but to avoid spam and shitting things up, it'd be nice to know.

Hey kids! FroggyTheFurfag says: GET OUT. Ha, I joke, but no, seriously, exit's this way. 17:14, 23 April 2011 (UTC)

Half of the larger lioncash images wouldn't uplaod for me due to the ever common upload filesize error. It usually happens to large images (that are yes still within filesize limits) and animated .gif files. If its just a broken thumbnail it uploaded fine, just wait. Within a few hours it should fix itself.--Ror 17:37, 23 April 2011 (UTC)

Licensing shit

There's this discussion on the Wikipedia article talk page about this site whether it's all a dreaded Copyright Violation or not. I suppose that's not my concern. But this site's license makes it pretty clear that after the Australians shut it down at gunpoint, no other site will be allowed to host any of the content unless they track down every single contributor. Maybe people should just start publishing shit under their own site, own copyright and fuck everyone else. Wnt 00:44, 22 April 2011 (UTC)

Fuck Australia. --Kashiwaba Tomoe 00:57, 22 April 2011 (UTC)

AOTN

We need to get an article of the now rotation going, prehaps a mix of new articles, and ones that've been restored but may be missing a few images, as a way to try to get people to add the missing imagery.

--Kashiwaba Tomoe 00:59, 22 April 2011 (UTC)

AOTN, POTN now point to these. Nominations needed! Wnt 06:16, 3 May 2011 (UTC)

IN SOVIET OUTERSPACE COSMONAUT FUCK

sauce

Soviet Russia categorically, and unconvincingly, denies reports of Cosmonaut sex experiments in outer space.

They also all but confirm American experiments, involving Bob Dole.

Glorious Leader Kim Jong Ill reportedly intends to launch rockets fueled with the corpses of those who have starved to death under his glorious leadership so he may conquer space.
And pop 12y.o. cherry in zero gravity, for the lulz


--Kashiwaba Tomoe 09:12, 22 April 2011 (UTC)

Old Person Dies on Bedsheet Rope

sauce

An old person tried to escape from a nursing home using a rope of bedsheets, fell, and died.
Shits funny, could be worth adding into an old person article.

--Kashiwaba Tomoe 09:12, 22 April 2011 (UTC)

DYKES FILE LAWLSUIT


sauce
Some funnny comedian has been sued for mocking a dyke. Likely not article worth unless raidfags dox the dyke or some shit, but possible supplementry material for other articles.
--Kashiwaba Tomoe 09:12, 22 April 2011 (UTC)

Where is the Niggers Birth Certificate?


sauce

A book is out titled "Where's the Birth Certificate?: The Case that Barack Obama is not Eligible to be President"
It is not out until May 17
Here is it's rank on Amazon

  1. Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #2 in Books
   * #1 in Books > Nonfiction > Government
   * #1 in Books > Professional & Technical
   * #1 in Books > Nonfiction > Law > One-L

The popularity of the book alone could produce butthurt and lulz, deffinite possible supplimate for the obama article, if not it's own article if the book has lulz in it when it comes out, or there is mass butthurt IRL over it. --Kashiwaba Tomoe 09:12, 22 April 2011 (UTC)

Nonfiction? Wait, so now books on reptilians and shadowpeople will be classified nonfiction as well from now on? This could be hilarious. --Ror 16:19, 22 April 2011 (UTC)
--SadMonkey 03:33, 4 May 2011 (UTC)

McDonalds fight

sauce Fight at a McDonalds, on video, someone almost died. It's funny. --Kashiwaba Tomoe 09:12, 22 April 2011 (UTC)

List of things black people have fought over at/involving a McDonnalds in recent years
  1. Siblings killing each other over who ate the last french fry.
  2. Obese black women physically assaulting each other over a fucking hamburger.
  3. Employees uploading the gross shit they do in the kitchen when the boss isn't looking.
  4. Shooting a man over a fucking Chicken McNugget (of which there really is no chicken in those things.)
  5. Beating the crap out of a trangender white girl. (Of which, how did they find out she was so? Did she pee standing up or did the two Shenequas bust down the door in the stall?)
Whatever the reason, black people are becoming stupid and viscious over this place that barely sells anything that is deemed qualified as food. --SadMonkey 06:35, 27 April 2011 (UTC)

niggers gonna nig Well, i never. 21:23, 29 April 2011 (UTC)

Shooting a man over a fucking Chicken McNugget (of which there really is no chicken in those things.)
THIS ^^ A nugget to die for. :D FilthyFurry 17:25, 3 May 2011 (UTC)

Big Brother: Smartphone edition


sauce
It seems smartphones are all being used to track people, make maps of WiFi spots (for the wardrivers) and generaly be nosy.


--Kashiwaba Tomoe 09:12, 22 April 2011 (UTC)

Most cellphone users aren't even smart enough to turn off their bluetooth from attacks let alone disable GPS and such. Not really surprising.

People should really be more worried about stalkers and hackers then "the man" though. More incentive there, naturally.--Ror 16:24, 22 April 2011 (UTC)

Girl trolls her school IRL


sauce
A spick chick trolled her school by pretending to be carrying crotchfruit.
Unfortunitly, as she was a beaner she could have skipped the prosthetic belly and people would have still believed her.
When she revealed the news that another spic would not emerge, her school applauded.
--Kashiwaba Tomoe 09:12, 22 April 2011 (UTC)

Terry Jones, again, lol


sauce
Regular lulzcow Terry Jones has made the news again
Seems he shot a hole in his car by mistake
tl;dr, same guy that burned a Koran, causing peaceful muslims to riot and kill U.N. clerks in shithole countries
--Kashiwaba Tomoe 09:12, 22 April 2011 (UTC)


Cop is fucked

sauce
A cop beats a man for standing in his own driveway and filming the officer make an arrest.

Anyone want to use this for something have fun.

--Kashiwaba Tomoe 18:17, 22 April 2011 (UTC)

Images

Is anyone working on the image bug issue, atm?

Secondat of Orange 00:54, 23 April 2011 (UTC)

They did, but that fucked up the images I uploaded myself for the Hipsters article while I didn't see the "IMAGES WILL BRB" thing on top, yeah I'm a dumbass. Fruitkiller 23:38, 9 May 2011 (UTC)

Lulz and image restoration

More gullible than Chris-Chan, Break up their marrage by posing as "tiffany"

[Herpes Girl] [The whale] [The Retard]

Also have you tried using a webspider on internetarchive and ftping all the files to the server, Got to be faster than manualy uploading each one.--ProgrammerTroll 09:05, 23 April 2011 (UTC)

Replacing LNN

I am working on something that might replace LNN. Here's what I have so far.

Please note that this is unfinished. It's a rough example of what the final product might look like. NintenEthan 11:08, 23 April 2011 (UTC)

Article about Austria needed a Billy Mays (i.e. cleanup)

The new one from de hippo's ED got lost, so I will replaced it here. Pics follow.

ArmyOfDots 16:42, 23 April 2011 (UTC)

Caretaker Request

If there are any open portals ill take the caretaker job, if it's possible can i get Gaming Portal, if you need to talk to me leave me the editor irc link i guess, much obliged. K★D W♂TH F♥CE 22:13, 23 April 2011 (UTC)

As far as I know, gaming is open. 22:15, 23 April 2011 (UTC)

could it possibly mean...shityeah? K★D W♂TH F♥CE 22:17, 23 April 2011 (UTC)

I contest the position!! :P
I was planning on reworking some of the articles anyway, some look like they were written by 14 year old /v/idya fanboys. I started on runescape page which is more or less logorrhoea.
Secondat of Orange 01:54, 24 April 2011 (UTC)

Hey man i was here first.... K★D W♂TH F♥CE 03:20, 24 April 2011 (UTC)

Doesn't work that way.
Secondat of Orange 04:32, 24 April 2011 (UTC)

Not cool man... K★D W♂TH F♥CE 02:12, 25 April 2011 (UTC)

  • looks in and sees editor drama Awwite, free entertainment. And to think there wouldn't be any this soon, oh how time flies. We still need a wikipedo-esque secret edit cabal. Thats always the best drama. Oh yeah, nothing to ad, keep on bawwin. (Or adding needed images. Fun for the whole family.)--Ror 05:49, 25 April 2011 (UTC)
  • Hey meep, could I get some lowlevel mod access and charge of the anime portal (currently a WIP) ? --Kashiwaba Tomoe 05:59, 27 April 2011 (UTC)

Links needing fixed

I noticed that if you use the search function to look up /b/ and it's related pages, the urls from the search for /b/, /b/-day, and /b/space Day all have a faulty url (http://b/ being the example for the /b/ page). This also applies to the page tab at the top of the articles. I don't know how this could be fixed, but I figured it should be brought up. Corrupt_Zero 06:39, 25 April 2011 (UTC)

  • That is a shortcoming of mediawiki. make links like [[b/|/b/]] and it will work fine. --Zæg 04:01, 27 April 2011 (UTC)


IRC down ?

IRC seems to be down. Is there an alternate IRC til the ddos passes ?--Kashiwaba Tomoe 05:59, 27 April 2011 (UTC)

  • http://irc.freenode.org/politics my nick over there is kunwon1 --Zæg 06:04, 27 April 2011 (UTC)
    • That link doesn't work for me, when i go to the main page there's just the message, "It Works!" and nothing else. --Hanna 06:07, 28 April 2011 (UTC)
      • It was a joke anyways. Hardchats.com #ed is where some of us are. --Zæg 13:55, 28 April 2011 (UTC)
        • The IRC info page needs to be updated with the backup server. --DocEvil 14:38, 28 April 2011 (UTC)
          • I know, but it's locked. --Zæg 15:03, 28 April 2011 (UTC)

Animated gifs aren't

Is this a bug or a feature? Can it be alleviated by hard work? Just asking.

ArmyOfDots 09:57, 27 April 2011 (UTC)

Myencyclopediadramatica.mp3

Is it up again? If not, I saved it. Should I upload? It was at the top of the old TJC. Hiandbye 14:04, 27 April 2011 (UTC)

Last time I checked, we can't upload mp3 or ogg files. I'd email/talkpage a higher-up to do that. I also would like to add lulz.mp3 and anti-lulz, since theyre pretty important to the article.mp3--Ror 01:50, 28 April 2011 (UTC)

Why isn't there a + tab on this page to add a section?

p gay imo --Zæg 18:41, 27 April 2011 (UTC)

  • I got rid of it with my plasma cannon. Why do you think they call me DocEvil?--DocEvil 14:40, 28 April 2011 (UTC)
    • Good job. If someone can't learn the markup from what's already on the page, they belong in the Special Olympics. FilthyFurry 17:31, 3 May 2011 (UTC)

Captchas are broken

  • It says "Could not open socket". I can't make any edits with external URLs or YouTube links till that shit gets fixed. Also we need a fucking mailing list so we can communicate when IRC is down. Mailman works the balls IMO, I would link to it but I can't because of the captchas. --Zæg 15:13, 28 April 2011 (UTC)
I agree, a mailing list is necessary. 15:17, 28 April 2011 (UTC)
You can make those edits, you just need to opt out of Captcha. Wnt 08:10, 30 April 2011 (UTC)
No more captchas for me anymore anyways :p --Zæg 20:33, 1 May 2011 (UTC)

New forum: Yes? No?

  • Just thinking, y'know. It won't be complete without some form of the EDF. --Enig, the King of Norway 15:23, 28 April 2011 (UTC)
NEWFAG ALART! NEWFAG ALART! WHOOP WHOOP!!!

--Kashiwaba Tomoe 18:14, 28 April 2011 (UTC)
yes we have forums now --Zæg 20:39, 4 May 2011 (UTC)

Uwe Boll's new movie "Auschwitz"

Uwe Boll pretends to make a serious movie about the Holocauststory, when in fact hiding his troll face deep inside of him. He is completely aware of his status as a trash movie director, and so wants to, it seems sucessfully, ridicule that thing that anyway never happened. He wants to show "how it really was", from having watched six parts of a liberal-jewishprop bbc documentation. Of course from this point, exactly 6 million men, women and children have been gassed, taken their jew gold teethes off, making lampshades out of their skins (unfortunately they forgot to mention the Reichsflugscheibe), and in front of the door is a not caring supervisor standing. It should also be mentioned that Uwe Boll made Anne Frank and Holocaust jokes in his previous movies. The trailer makes the hcstory looks like so unbelievable, that no one should believe this lie anymore. I think he is the ultimate troll, this is the complete revenge to Inglourious Shittards and he succedes! It must be a real butthurt for all the jews, getting a pretended concerned movie of Uwe Boll! Applause to the acting skills of Uwe, making the jewmedia believe of his honest intentions and also get supported from Vad Yashem. --Hagal 19:15, 28 April 2011 (UTC)


Hello

So, Daniel, are you up for an away mission?

Are there any portals that need additional maintenance or caretakers?

--PresidentMudkip 02:39, 4 May 2011 (UTC)

Your ass is a giant portal. Dys 02:44, 4 May 2011 (UTC)


  • Check the portal bit at the end of an article, it lists portals.

Imagine that, portals linking to portals!

NOW YOU'RE THINKING WITH PORTALS!

Oh also, Halcy's working on the anime portal for me (IE: making the actual page). Once it's up and running feel free to give a hand with it. 

 --Kashiwaba Tomoe 07:03, 4 May 2011 (UTC)

Mod sass competition

Idea: Have a competition for mod sass. Basically, whoever can do it and be funny when doing it can be nominated, some gay prize for winner. Key point is a collection of pithy lulz..... and mods fucking unfunny sass givers.--Kashiwaba Tomoe 07:03, 4 May 2011 (UTC)

And this is why I hate furries

They are all homosexual pedophiles. Dys 14:40, 4 May 2011 (UTC)

Isn't a pedophile furry also known as Santa Claus? Wnt 20:20, 4 May 2011 (UTC)

Black People

Ok so once upon a time, way back in January, the former fascist Queen of ED ordered that all the racist material on our great Encyclopedia Dramatica get deleted. This lead to to overzealous admins using Mysterybot's find/replace function to change all of the instances of the words Nigger, Niggers, Nigga, Negro, Jigaboo etc to Black person or Black people.

We need help changing all of the instances of Black person and Black people back to Nigger and Negraboo. Go to Special:Search and punch "Black People" (WITH the qoutes) into the form and hit send, this will give you a list of instances. Change them back, ?????, PROFIT! --Zæg 19:49, 4 May 2011 (UTC)


Working on it

DocEvil(SYSOP) 12:51, 9 May 2011 (UTC)

Also working on this injustice. Also repairing internal page links (i.e., not capitalizing the article names when using the [[|]] way). -Enig, the King of Norway 00:09, 10 May 2011 (UTC)
Good work guys, you're the bestest. --Zæg 17:07, 10 May 2011 (UTC)

Semantic bundle anyone?--Nagel 19:30, 20 May 2011 (UTC)

I'd rather run a script than install new software and change configurations. --JuniusThaddeus 19:51, 20 May 2011 (UTC)
Yeah we just need to write a bot with a find/replace function. Semantic wiki is AIDS. --zaiger (talk) 20:08, 20 May 2011 (UTC)

Dummies template

We really need that template back, and the wayback machine is down. Anyone have it? --Zæg 19:03, 10 May 2011 (UTC)

{{Jew}}

Along with the issue of changing all instances of the word "black person" to nigger, we need to fix all places where the {{Jew}} template was.

Meepsheep

00:24, 12 May 2011 (UTC)

  • What does it say now? --zaiger (talk) 00:25, 12 May 2011 (UTC)
It just says "Jew" next to the Jew's name. For instance, an article may say "Anne FrankJew", that is when the braces need to be added. 00:45, 12 May 2011 (UTC)
Wow man they really fucked everything up. --zaiger (talk) 01:08, 12 May 2011 (UTC)


lol binladen porn stash

It seems Bin Laden had a porn stash. This could actually be the source of a funny article in the future, /Bin_Ladens_Porn_Stash , and have the article consist of muslim women with teh cawk, or jizz on their faces.--Kashiwaba Tomoe 19:31, 13 May 2011 (UTC)

I guess that would explain this sounds the CIA had to listen to while they were spying on the place: "Oh Allah! Girls in short sleeve burqas! FAP! FAP! FAP!"

--SadMonkey 14:35, 15 May 2011 (UTC)

A proposition

Rather than search to no avail for images that have no thumbnails in tons of articles, why not settle for the ones we already have and remove the rest missing, giving others the chance to add new stuff without feeling restrained?

Another better idea is to move all missing pictures' links/placeholders to the article's talkpage until someone finds the image, leaving the article itself clean for presentation? - Vinland 13:59, 14 May 2011 (UTC)

This^. We should get on it. --zaiger (talk) 04:14, 19 May 2011 (UTC)

Pink Poodle's shit articles

Can we delete Pink Poodle's horrible spam articles, he moved onto ohinternet and he is done with encyclopedia dramatica anyways. Lord Tony 14:54, 15 May 2011 (UTC)

  • Like what? I thought she was an ok editor. Which articles are you talking about? --zaiger (talk) 15:50, 15 May 2011 (UTC)
    • There were a few spam articles like Jeff Goldblum, Parakeets and a few others I don't remember. Also I don't even remember if he made parakeets or jeff goldblum I just know his articles were basically that level of shit. Lord Tony 01:54, 16 May 2011 (UTC)
      • She never wrote those. --☢ 01:58, 16 May 2011 (UTC)
      • AFAIK she only wrote gaming related articles. --zaiger (talk) 14:39, 16 May 2011 (UTC)
        • I must be thinking of someone else then. Lord Tony 17:00, 16 May 2011 (UTC)
  • Poodles a chick man, pics of her are on her article even. --Kashiwaba Tomoe 07:22, 17 May 2011 (UTC)

Picture of the Now suggestion

This:

--PresidentMudkip 01:29, 16 May 2011 (UTC)

  • No more porn on the front page please. --zaiger (talk) 03:11, 16 May 2011 (UTC)

Need image from this template
Thizzlehat Junction Center/Archive/1

is part of a series on

The History of The Lulz

[Shut UpSing Me The Song Of My People]

Anyone have File:Lulzhistorythumbnail.JPG? Or even remember what it looked like? --zaiger (talk) 23:52, 16 May 2011 (UTC)

  • I searched, no dice. I hope to find some snapshots of articles related to it. (i.e "Socrates", "The Holocaust", etc.)-- 20:50, 22 May 2011 (UTC)

aids

It is "AIDS" not "aids". If you see use of "aids" please change it. Ok? Thanks!

Meepsheep

04:25, 17 May 2011 (UTC)

Phily Cops Haet Jewtube

http://www.foxbusiness.com/on-air/stossel/blog/2011/05/16/philly-police-harass-threaten-shoot-man-legally-carrying-gun
Cops harass then arrest a man in philly, then spend the next hour trying to figure out what to charge him with before realizing he didn't do shit illegal. But once he jewtubed a recording of their behavior, he's being charged with some bullshit charges.] --Kashiwaba Tomoe 07:24, 17 May 2011 (UTC)


Restoring Honor 2: Electric Jewgaloo

As if Palestinians didn't have enough problems, Glenn Beck (who raped and murdered a girl in 1990, aledgedly) is now planning on a trip to Israel, where he will hold his blasphemous version of Sermon on the Mound called "Restoring Courage". The event will occur in Jerusalem sometime in August. And a logo for the event is already prepared with Moses sitting in the Lincoln Memorial using the tablets from the Ten Commandments as arm pillows. With any luck, by the time the Arab Spring wraps up, the Palestinians will pick him up at the Airport and drop him off at a DMZ where he can look for Jewgold.--SadMonkey 07:30, 18 May 2011 (UTC)

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