Nazi pug

Obviously these two are serious threats to the Queen's Peace in North Britain

In April 2016, a Scottish guy had a wonderful idea. His girlfriend had a little pug dog named Buddha, and was besotted with it, thinking it the cutest thing evar. For shits and giggles, he taught it to become excited whenever he said the words "Shall I gas the Jews?" and to perform a Hitler salute whenever he said the words "Sieg Heil!" He then videotaped the dog's antisemitic antics and put it on youtube and got arrested for "hate crime". Welcome to the United Kingdom.

The evidence

	“	My girlfriend is always rantin and ravin about how cute and adorable her wee dog is, and so I thought that I would turn him into the least cute thing that i could think of, which is a Nazi.	„
	—Markus, who has never seen Nazi twinkporn

	“	I'm no racist by the way, i just really wanted to piss her off.	„
	—

Reactions to Nazi pug

	“	To regard the meticulously planned and industrialized murder of six million people solely on the grounds of their ethnicity as a joke is outrageous, and for someone who does so to claim not to be racist, beggars belief	„
	—Ephraim Borowski, director of the Scottish Council of Jewish Communities, an ~~ungassed~~ aghast Jew

And before you could say "Barbara Streisand" the video had amassed ~~6m Jews~~ 1.5m views. Even the autists who leave YouTube comments found humor in this obviously racist dog:

The Scot was rounded up by thugs and promptly taken to a moldy basement by the Gestapo, where he willingly gave this apology:

	“	I am so sorry to the Jewish community for any offence I have caused them. This was never my intention and I apologise.	„
	—Markus Meechan, who has learned who the real* thugs are*

Follow-up

Markus has released videos where he explains some of the effects of this hilarious joke:

There is apparently a trial set for this shit. Remember that, the next time you plan to visit North Britain.
A neighbor slung dogshit at his door
- It should be noted that the neighbor got a taste of their own medicine when they were arrested for flipping off our hero, and for calling him a "Nazi bastard". No punishment will be administered for slinging possibly toxic dogshit at his door.
Our hero was fired from his job, and remains unemployable after being called a yob by the reputable Jewish press
He now subsists on the dole. This bothers our hero, because unlike many EDiots, he has worked since age 16, and he feels that the welfare money should go to someone who is unable to work for reasons that aren't bullshit.