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If you however are super impatient, email Tabs directly at [email protected] with your preferred username and associated email address AND ONLY TO REGISTER.List of ways to win at the internet
There are about as many ways to win at the internet as there are internets. Here is a partial list:
- By turning off the computer and going outside
- An Hero
- Gain ePoints
- Gain eProps
- Gain NeoPoints
- Gain Man points and enter the leaderboard
- Receive an Internet check
- Winning an Internet lawsuit
- Fifty Hitler Post
- Playing 50 straight hours of Starcraft
- Completing Battletoads without using any continues
- Thinking with Portals
- Pwning all the members of a forum with one post
- Pwning an annoying user of a community by photoshopping their picture with as many shock images as possible [1]
- Two words: free porn.
- Respond to "tits or GTFO" with any option other than GTFO.
- Call yourself by a random letter and declare yourself WIN.
- Ask a celebrity to have sex with you to prove a point. [2]
- Megaloading a site into oblivion.
- Defeat the end guy (WARNING: He's hard).
- Cancel a WoW subscription.
- Rickroll a Major League Baseball team.[3]
- Posting pics of a naked Ellen Feiss
- Successfully convincing Ellen Feiss to have sex with you.
- Edit an ED page to include Ellen Feiss
- Holocaust jokes
- Be an internet tough guy, then follow up your threats.
- Divide the internet by zero
- Pwn your e-nemy
- Win The Game
- Rule 34.
- If Rule 34 does not apply, invoke Rule 35.
- Donate to Encyclopedia dramatica. Do it, faggot.
