List of ways to win at the internet

There are about as many ways to win at the internet as there are internets. Here is a partial list:

• By turning off the computer and going outside
• An Hero
• Gain ePoints
• Gain eProps
• Gain NeoPoints
• Gain Man points and enter the leaderboard
• Receive an Internet check
• Winning an Internet lawsuit
• Fifty Hitler Post
• Playing 50 straight hours of Starcraft
• Completing Battletoads without using any continues
• Thinking with Portals
• Pwning all the members of a forum with one post
• Pwning an annoying user of a community by photoshopping their picture with as many shock images as possible [1]
• Two words: free porn.
• Respond to "tits or GTFO" with any option other than GTFO.
• Call yourself by a random letter and declare yourself WIN.
• Ask a celebrity to have sex with you to prove a point. [2]
• Megaloading a site into oblivion.
• Defeat the end guy (WARNING: He's hard).
• Cancel a WoW subscription.
• Rickroll a Major League Baseball team.[3]
• Posting pics of a naked Ellen Feiss
• Successfully convincing Ellen Feiss to have sex with you.
• Edit an ED page to include Ellen Feiss
• Holocaust jokes
• Be an internet tough guy, then follow up your threats.
• Divide the internet by zero
• Pwn your e-nemy
• Win The Game
• Rule 34.
• If Rule 34 does not apply, invoke Rule 35.
• Donate to Encyclopedia dramatica. Do it, faggot.

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