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Battle of Berkeley

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Battle of Berkeley
Part of Making America Great Again
Fighting on the ground of Berkeley
Date April 15, 2017
Location Berkeley, California
Result Decisive American victory
  • Antifa withdrawal to mom's basement
  • Communists humiliated
  • Beginning of Race War
Belligerents
  • Antifa
  • Open Society
  • Professors
Commanders and Leaders
  • George Soros
  • Moldylocks
Strength
  • About 650 Antifa
  • Between 300 and 1488 Patriots
Casualties and losses
  • At least 1 hairy Antifa punched
  • 9001 psychiatric casualties
  • At least 3 patriots attacked with bike locks
  • casualties from pepper spray
Materials
  • 1 safe space, 1 bike-lock
  • 1 fist
   
 
“Whoever can conquer the street will one day conquer the state, for every form of power politics and any dictatorship-run state has its roots in the street.”
 

 
 

Joseph Goebbels

UC Berkeley is a steaming cess-pit leftist infested indoctrination center in Commiefornia. Within this setting, a pro-Trump rally was planned, not only to show support for Emperor Trump, but also as payback for the first Battle of Berkeley, in which Sir Milo was ejected from the campus by the tolerant student body. Unlike other confrontations when the antifa thugs outnumbered usually scared opponents, this time these boys where ready to fight back which they did sending the antifa pussies running away and humiliated. A great morale boost and the right's first taste for blood. This is a political paradigm shift, it's about to kick off like 1930s Weimar Germany when the battle for cultural control took to the streets and politics is correctly identified as warfare.

Background

The day before this particular Berkeley riot, Kyle Chapman was seen carrying an American flag around the Berkeley campus. Several Antifa heroes, not knowing they were cannon fodder for globalist George Soros, surrounded the evil traitorous patriot and swung a skateboard at him after he cold-cocked one of them squarely on the jaw.

This triggered both the unemployed Trump supporters and the unemployed Antifa-scum, causing each to leave their basements and organize a peaceful rally to show support for our ebil dictator who is literally Hitler. What happened next was predictable and eminently watchable.

"Berkeley Falcon Punch"

 
 
The revolution isn't fucking easy
 

 

—Moldylocks

   
 
Headed to Berkeley to disrupt the neo Nazi/ white Supremacist jerk circle today. Nervous af but determined to bring back 100 nazi scalps
 

 
 

—Emily Nauert, aka "Antifa Girl"

Nathan Damigo (ex-marine, leader of Identity Evropa), who is gender-blind and has PTSD, straight up Falcon Punched this communist bitch (Emily Rose Nauert aka Louise Rosealma, Venus Rosales, and Emily Rose Marshall) in the face, bringing glory and honor to the white race. Some cucks where outraged, such as Chris Evans tweeting about threatening violence on Nathan. It was soon discovered that she was using glass bottles as weapons, and wore weighted knuckle gloves during what was supposed to be a peaceful march, which exposed her true motive for attending the rally: to cause trouble.

The leftist media shills began to whine and cry about her getting punched in the face while they themselves had cheered for political violence less than three months ago when Richard Spencer got socked in the face, exposing their hypocritical views and double standards, as usual. Mostly everyone had a massive fucking laugh and it was hilarious. Girls shouldn't be punched, unless she deserves it or is a Communist. Give them a taste of the gender equality they so relish! Meanwhile, the autists at 4chan discovered her to be a fetish pornstar for men who dig hairy women.

The girl who hoped to return with 100 nazi scalps came home with a taste of aryan justice mixed with the blood of some missing teeth. Poetic.

  • Nathan "Dread Knock" Damigo
  • Nathan "Fist to Antifascist" Damigo
  • Nathan "Smack my bitch up" Damigo
  • Nathan "My PTSD creates gender equality" Damigo
  • Nathan "Same height? Same fight!" Damigo
  • Nathan "Dyke Destroyer" Damigo
  • Nathan "Gender Equal Beating" Damigo

Eric Clanton

Eric Clanton, philosophy professor

Also in attendance was Eric Clanton, a professor at Diablo Valley College who was discovered by /pol/ to be the perpetrator of a series of attacks on Trump supporters by suckering them with with bicycle U-locks, commonly known as Kryptonite locks:


Bike lock attack at 0m 19s

Lulz ensued as Clanton proceeded to delete fucking everything after the power of /pol/'s weaponized autism identified him in mask via his eyebrows, per standard operating procedure. Clanton used heavy duty bike locks, a dangerous weapon made of titanium and which could result in felony charges against the professor.[1][2]

In summary

At least one Antifa learned a valuable lesson that day:

Videos

Moldylocks gets socked

Scalp hunter lies her ass off

Antifa Girl interviewed at 3m 4s

Video of the rally

Moldylocks music video

Gallery

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See also

External links


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