Battle of Berkeley

Part of Making America Great Again

Fighting on the ground of Berkeley

Date	April 15, 2017
Location	Berkeley, California
Result	Decisive American victory Antifa withdrawal to mom's basement Communists humiliated Beginning of Race War

Belligerents

Antifa
Open Society
Professors

Commanders and Leaders

George Soros
Moldylocks

Donald Trump
Pepe
Nathan Damigo

Strength

About 650 Antifa

Between 300 and 1488 Patriots

Casualties and losses

At least 1 hairy Antifa punched
9001 psychiatric casualties

At least 3 patriots attacked with bike locks
casualties from pepper spray

Materials

1 safe space, 1 bike-lock

1 fist

	“	“Whoever can conquer the street will one day conquer the state, for every form of power politics and any dictatorship-run state has its roots in the street.”	„
	—Joseph Goebbels

University of California, Berkeley or as it is known by those young people UC Berkeley, was once a prestigious university that won all the awards, but is now the go-to of steaming cess-pit leftist indoctrination centers in Commiefornia. In this sequel to the first Battle of Berkeley where Milo Yiannopoulos was disqualified before even entering the ring, a rally was planned to show support for commander-in-chief and god-Emperor Donald Trump. Unlike previous confrontations when antifa thugs were outnumbering the opponents 10 to 1, this time these boys were ready to fight back which they did sending the antifa pussies running away and humiliated. A great morale boost and the right's first taste for blood. This is a political paradigm shift, it's about to kick off like 1930s Weimar Germany when the battle for cultural control took to the streets and politics is correctly identified as warfare.

Background

The day before this particular Berkeley riot, Kyle Chapman was seen carrying an American flag around the Berkeley campus. Several Antifa heroes, not knowing they were cannon fodder for globalist George Soros^✡, surrounded the evil traitorous patriot and swung a skateboard at him after he cold-cocked one of them squarely on the jaw.

This triggered both the unemployed Trump supporters and the unemployed Antifa-scum, causing each to leave their basements and organize a peaceful rally to show support for our ebil dictator who is literally Hitler. What happened next was predictable and eminently watchable.

"Berkeley Falcon Punch"

	“	Headed to Berkeley to disrupt the neo Nazi/ white Supremacist jerk circle today. Nervous af but determined to bring back 100 nazi scalps	„
	—Emily Nauert, aka "Antifa Girl"

Nathan 'Mandingo' Damigo^卐 (ex-marine, leader of Identity Evropa), who is gender-blind and has PTSD, straight up Falcon Punched this communist bitch (Emily Rose Nauert aka Louise Rosealma, Venus Rosales, and Emily Rose Marshall) in the face, bringing glory and honor to the white race. Some cucks where outraged, such as Chris Evans (Known for pretending to be Captain America) tweeting about threatening violence on Nathan.

It was soon discovered that she was using glass bottles as weapons, and wore weighted knuckle gloves during what was supposed to be a peaceful march, which exposed her true motive for attending the rally:

The leftist media shills began to whine and cry about her getting punched in the face while they themselves had cheered for political violence less than three months ago when Richard Spencer got socked in the face, exposing their hypocritical views and double standards, as usual. Mostly everyone had a massive fucking laugh and it was hilarious. Girls shouldn't be punched, unless she deserves it or is a communist. Give them a taste of the gender equality they so relish! Meanwhile, the autists at 4chan discovered her to be a fetish pornstar for men who dig hairy women.

The girl who hoped to return with 100 nazi scalps came home with a taste of Aryan justice mixed with the blood of some missing teeth. Poetic.

Eric Clanton

Also in attendance was Eric Clanton, a professor at Diablo Valley College who was discovered by /pol/ to be the perpetrator of a series of attacks on Trump supporters by suckering them with with bicycle U-locks, commonly known as Kryptonite locks:

Bike lock attack at 0m 19s

Lulz ensued as Clanton proceeded to delete fucking everything after the power of /pol/'s weaponized autism identified him in mask via his eyebrows, per standard operating procedure. Clanton used heavy duty bike locks, a dangerous weapon made of titanium and which could result in felony charges against the professor.[1][2]

In summary

	“	So I've watched a couple videos of the most recent Berkeley confrontation, and y'all we really REALLY need to learn to fight.	„
	—https://twitter.com/ztsamudzi/status/854125260567748608