Elon Musk

Elon Musk, CEO of TrollX.

Elon Musk is, surprisingly, not a brand of designer cologne that costs $500 and makes you smell like a goat's ballsack for several months. Born in South Africa on June 28, 1971, Elon Reeve Musk is a billionaire entreprettention whore and IRL supervillain who is basically the unholy bastard child of Al Gore and the Alt-Right and—much like The Avatar—was born with the extremely rare ability to piss off both sides of the political/autism spectrum while barely even trying.

As the CEO of Tesla Motors, Elon Musk was long believed to just be another typical liberal treefucker who never shuts up about global warming and cries himself to sleep every single night while thinking about the hundreds of retarded dolphins who kill themselves daily by sticking their heads through six pack rings. While it is true that Elon doesn't STFU about global warming, it is currently believed that he doesn't actually give a fuck about stupid shit like dolphin suicide or Mexican children who entered the United Stated illegally.

Elon is also the founder and CEO of SpaceX, a space travel company that he founded in 2002 with the intentions of colonizing Mars and then annihilating the entirety of South Africa with high-velocity moon rocks to get revenge on the people who bullied him during his youth for being a scrawny white pussy in South Africa.

Elon Musk vs. Paedo Man

On June 23, 2018, a bunch of Thai boys who were members of a junior football team got themselves stuck in a cave because they're the second least intelligent of all the different types of Azn. After the Thais got Elon Musk to build a fucking submarine, a British paedophile named Vern Unsworth decided to mock Elon's efforts and then steal all the glory for himself by rescuing the delicious caveshotas before Elon could.

See Also

• Nikola Tesla
• Troll Science
• Al Gore
• Bernie Sanders
• Brianna Wu - The greatest threat to Elon's plan to bombard Earth with moon rocks.

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