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User:Schnookums
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(formerly known as 8chan, also known as InfinityChan, Hotwheels Chan, Dudchan, Pigchan, and 4chan 2: Electric Boogaloo) is an FBI infested Internet honeypot for users who were banned from 4chan. The users are mostly retards or /pol/acks from /b/, /pol/, and /v/. 8chan is essentially the Reddit of chans, which allows any idiot to fag on out their own personal abortion of a board to the point where the entire site has become more full of shit than a Christmas turkey. The creator and former owner of the site is a genetically deficient trainable permanently plastered to a wheelchair who lives with his Jewish lover and AZN nanny named "Hotwheels". It had a low fan base of about 10-20 members prior to m00t trolling all the people who actually value completely unregulated free speech on out of 4chan. Then, thanks to m00t's glorious purge, 8chan's most popular boards had thousands of mourning former Btards, but eventually, Hotwheels was couped by the owner of 2chan, Jim Watkins, causing the site to become shit up and eventually died for a while from being removed by Cloudflare and general incompetence.
Some boards, such as /b/, were filled with cancer. However, not the entire site was like this.
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Did You Know...
- ...That some Loser with too much Money and not enough Brains actually paid $14.6 million for a 1969 Fender Stratocaster that was played by Pink Floyd's David Gilmour?
- ...Paul McCartney said that John Lennon's Japper wife, Yoko, called him shortly after Lennon was shot to Death to tell him that Lennon was a Butt Pirate
- ...The Seahawks Beat The Patriots 29-13 at this year's Superbowl. We're always happy to see The Patriots lose
- ... that boomer lawmakers are trying to ruin the internet with KOSA and other "bad internet bills" in the USA? You should tell them what you think, at badinternetbills.com!
- ... that another Valentine's Day has come and gone and you're still all alone. Are those voices in your head starting to become more persuasive?
- ... that Chuck E. Cheese (CEC Entertainment) CEO and President David McKillips resigned- most likely because his name was in the Epstein Files?
- ... that an AI animation named Amelia has become the waifu of every far-right user of the Internets? Sorry about the breakup, K-On! girls!
- ... that it's 2026? You get to make another New Year's Resolution promising that this is going to be the year that you get laid.
- ... that WhiteDate got doxed and baleeted in front of a live studio audience?
Current Threat
- January
New Year's Day (1st) • Martin Luther King, Jr. Day (3rd Monday)
- February
Valentine's Day (14th)
- March
Saint Patrick's Day (17th) • World Bipolar Day (30th)
- April
April Fools' Day (1st) • ED Rebirth Day (15th) • An Hero Day (20th) • 420 Day (20th)
- May
Star Wars Day (4th) • Mother's Day (2nd Sunday) • World Goth Day (22nd)
- June
Autistic Pride Day (18th) • Father's Day (3rd Sunday)
- July
Independence Day (4th)
- August
Friendship Day (4th) • Women's Equality Day (26th)
- September
Labor Day (1st Monday) • 9/11 (11th) • International Talk Like a Pirate Day (19th)
- October
World Animal Day (4th) • National Cat Day (29th) • Halloween (31th)
- November
Veterans Day (11th) • OldDirtyBtard (17th) • Thanksgiving (4th Thursday)
- December
World AIDS Day (1st) • Encyclopaedia Dramatica (10th) • Christmas Eve (24th) • Christmas Day (25th) • Kwanzaa (Dec 26th-Jan 1st) •
New Year's Eve (31st)
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Kligzward • Honest Abe • Motor Oil • Annatar Scott • Sony Vegas • WikiShitizens
Adopted weasel
Friendly observer
On the forums I am a neutral observer who is loved by all. I take great pride in what I do.
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#MEEPCREW PRIDE WORLD WIDE :^) This user has proven their worth to ED under the guidance of the holy Pope Meepsheep and has been named an honorary member of the prestigious #Meepcrew. As a result, they will likely show excessive love for catgirls, admiration of Lil B, undying support of the black homosexual community, Adventure Time avocation, and rampant Pynchon fanboyism. Keep in mind they are your intellectual superior, but you can be this cool too someday! Please enable them with channel ops and powerful hallucinogens at all opportunities. |
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