The Rodfellows

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Imagine this: You are a 35 year old neckbeard, looking for some furry porn to satisfy your fucked up fantasies. You're searching for hours and hours, finding the same exact shit you've already watched and jacked off to about 50 times, you sick fuck. Until finally, on one fateful day, you stumble upon this cartoon. This beautiful, amazing, piece of art. You think it's amazing, the perfect content for you to jack off on your already stained bedsheets. Of course, you expect your mother to clean that shit up, lazy cunt. That poor mother of yours, she probably wishes that she got that abortion.

The Rodfellows is a shitty web cartoon created by a Flash animator "Daniel P. Lyons". It's a shitty half-assed ripoff of The Bedfellows and feels like something Greeny Phatom would pull out of their ass. The creator of the show loves to insert his strange fucked up fatty fetishes into the show, such as in this episode. Most of the episodes have no conflict in them whatsoever, feeling like one of those overpriced children’s storybooks you'd find on the shelves at Barnes and Noble. Hell, even shows like Dora the Explorer has a more intense and interesting storyline, and that aired on Nick Jr. Now one thing you may notice about this cartoon is that despite being animated in Flash, one of the most advanced animation softwares created, the animation still manages to be shit. Even in the newer episodes, the animation is still sloppy.

Cast

Finto: Finto is a purple rabbit, who was probably inoculated with rabies at birth, is the self proclaimed king of the Rodfellows. Does this remind you of any other show? He has no emotions other than happiness and anger when people steal cookies which makes him an extremely bland protagonist. Nothing much to say about him.

Samantha: Samantha is a teal cat who is basically a rotten fucking whore and everything you could hate about a person. She inflates at random times during episodes, sleeps with fucking everyone, and wants young children to sleep on her "big belly". I mean, what the actual fuck?

Widenar: Widenar is a Parappa the Rapper clone who is often the victim of Samantha's sexual crimes. He's oblivious to everything that's happening around him. He's also apparently around 12, yet still doesn't know how to read.

Jimmy: Widenar's brother. Basically just a green recolor of Widenar who is a bit taller than him. He's a teenager, yet can't think of a better insult than "Glover Dingo Nut", which is pretty pathetic. He's also the typical older brother who likes to fuck around with him.

Hashbrown: Hashbrown is this wolf with big tits and an identity crisis. In one episode she wanted a name change, which of fucking course can be done by writing names on a easel, picking one, and just telling the whole fucking town your new shitty name. Totally how it works, right? Then she regrets her "awful" decision and goes right back to her fucking original name, Hashbrown.