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/sp/
The best board on all of the *chans, and certainly the most easy to troll, /sp/ is 4chan's obligatory sports board. It's a place where overweight armchair quarterbacks (who call themseves /sp/artans but everyone else calls /sp/astics) go to troll back at the trolls trolling them, and discuss sports every now and then. Your average /sp/fag gets offended by anything, as long as it contradicts their favorite team or sport. For example, Eurofags get butthurt whenever the word "Soccer" is uttered and Amerifags can't stand it when their supposedly manly game is put down with words like "padball" and "handegg." Needless to say, the opportunity to fuck with stupid faggots is endless.
/sp/'s greatest meme and source of win comes, ironically, from one of the greatest sports failures of all time, the 2007 New England Patriots, in which the pissah BAWWston team won 18 consecutive games and then subsequently lost the Super Bowl. Whatever the subject, "18-1" is always the proper response to any Bostonfag saying anything ever, or to anyone else who appears easy to troll, which, again, is pretty much everyone.
In the 4th quarter of Super Bowl XLI quarterback Rex Grossman of the Chicago Bears made one of the stupidest, ill advised plays evar. Instead of making a sure-thing, check-down pass for a first down, he said, "Fuck it, I'm goin' DEEEEEEEP," and threw >9,000 yards down the field only to have it picked off, ensuring the Bears defeat. After he UNLEASHED THE DRAGON, Rex came to symbolize everything fail in sports (this was before 18-1), and thereby was destined to became a favorite of /sp/. When a cancerous newfag accidentally posted the much-win Rax Grissman in a Nod Flenders thread, the board finally had a fitting depiction of Sexy Rexy, as, like Rax, Grossman is a fucking joke.
/cle/
/cle/ is the delusional Cleveland faction of /sp/ (though this is sometimes extended to Columbus as well), which consists of underage b&s sucking LeCrab James's dick. /cle/ is notorious for having shitty sports teams, especially the Cleveland Browns of handegg and Cleveland Indians of steroidball. When not jacking off to pictures of Brady Quinn or browsing Cavfanatic, /cle/fags will post about how Kobe Bryant is inferior to LeBron (who, last Thursday, was dunked on by a college basketball player), and how Cliff Lee is a legitimate pitcher who didn't just have a fluke season in 2008.
/vc/
Like Rax and 18-1, most of /sp/'s memes come from epic fail in the world of sports. So it is no wonder that Vince Carter is one of /sp/'s oldest and most enduring memes. Unlike Grossman, /vc/'s fail was a more gradual process, as his promising early career turned out to be nothing more than hype and choking in the playoffs. Despite his crappiness, Carter is still good for 13 points worth of dunks every night, proving again and again to be one of the most over-payed players in the history of the game. He serves as a constant reminder to everyone of the mistake in thinking that a guy who's entire game is based on the slam dunk could ever really make it in the NBA.
BRETT FAVRE
BRETT FAVRE is a quarterback who is over 9,000 years old and has his own team, THE JEST The Vikings. In the past few months, BRETT FAVRE has moved to New York Minnesota and had John Madden surgically removed from his dick. This doesn't stop Madden from slobbering on BRETT FAVRE's knob at every chance, uttering his famous catchphrase:
—ESPN on any subject. | ||
THAT. BIRD.
THAT. BIRD. is the result of the 2008-2009 NFL season when the Arizona Cardinals (now known as THAT. BIRD.) went on to defy the odds by going against The Best division in football and stumbling into the playoffs with a 9-7 record. They were signed off as a mere mistake, but then ended up lolling their way all the way up to the Super Bowl. The trail of drama and lulz from the teams they left behind are a story of NFL legend. Of course, being the typical massive joke and pile of fail team that they are, THAT. BIRD. Lost the game in the last 40 seconds of the Superbowl to the Pittsburgh Steelers, who went back home to the City of Champions while leaving THAT. BIRD in extreme butthurt. Shitsburgh is filled with faggotry. "Big" Ben rapes women and is a retard. Also, a racehorse that won the 2009 Kentucky Derby.
/hoc/
/hoc/ is the Hockey faction on /sp/. Most /hoc/ fags are fans of teams in the Atlantic Division (usually the Philadelphia Flyers), Canadafags, and fans of the Red Wings.
/sp/ hates Crosby so much, that whenever he is brought up, /sp/artans frequently post pictures of Crosby getting knocked down on his bitch ass, along with the caption "Its only fitting."
Other shitstorms in /hoc/ include: faggotry about the Flyers, Rangers, Red Wings, or any Canadian team, or how teams in Southern markets such as the Atlanta Thrashers or the Nashville Predators should move to Canada. If anyone mentions the Boston Bruins in a /hoc/ thread, the common response to said faggotry is 18-1. As previously mentioned. butthurt rants about Cindy Crosby are the most common topic in /hoc/. Also, hate against Jew is common.
/hoc/ doesn't exist outside of hockey season, until /sp/ discovered YAVA HOCKEY.
USA WON FIFA|FUCK ENGLAND
The only Soccer discussion /sp/ usually has is the Soccer vs Football troll threads where Americans pretend to be Europeans and Europeans pretend to be Americans. They spew the same copypasta over and over again and nothing is ever really discussed. In June 2009 however during the Confederation Cup held in South Africa the American Soccer team decided to show up and they defeated Italy 3-0 while Brazil beat Egypt 3-0 in the final games of that group. Because of those bizarre outcomes and the tie breaking formula USA advanced to the next round in the tournament. Suddenly /sp/ was interested in Soccer and the upcoming game vs Spain, it was hyped up and called Megabowl II. Many people knew USA didn't stand much of a chance but patriotism and the possible trolling that could ensue led to about half of /sp/ picking USA over Spain. Game time came and the vuvuzelas were in full BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. USA scored two goals and TIM MOTHERFUCKING HOWARD had more saves than Trevor Hoffman and Mariano Rivera combined. USA won 2-0 and /sp/ exploded in ">spain" and "How does my ass taste Spain?". The Spanish butthurt was immense, America beat Spain at their national sport, the same sport America would otherwise not give a shit about. The Megabowl II gave /sp/ much needed lulz seeing as how the summer sucks for sports.
USA WON FIFA was born from a 2008 match where the USA tied the then-number one ranked team in the world, Argentina.
One day the /sp/artans at 4chan discovered a website entirely devoted to discussing why sports are responsible for everything that is wrong in society; www.sportssuck.org. They proceeded to infiltrate their forums and troll for great justice. One member in Particular really rubbed the /sp/artans the wrong way, that man was FAT MAN at first the trolls thought he might be the greatest troll of all time but they quickly realized he was not. They proceeded to get doc's, and much win and lulz were had.
Though the majority of /sp/artans found trolling sportssucks to be full of lulz, some began to feel the focused personal attacks on Fat Man were going too far. Some were disgusted by the amount of Fat Man threads and left, while others stuck around to complain and sage (saging on /sp/, lol). Though Fat Man raid threads were already responsible for a large amount of /sp/'s content, cries of "GTFO /b/TARDS YOU'RE RUINING /sp/" continued to flood the board, effectively derailing /sp/, making it almost impossible to discuss anything but Fat Man.
The board was split on whether or not these so called "/b/ tactics" were appropriate when dealing with a sad old man. Moralfags claimed that he didn't deserve this treatment just because he dislikes sports, while the trolls argued that anyone so easily trolled must be further pursued. You have to admit, this is pretty fucking funny. Issues about his overt racism, ignorance and intolerance were also brought up as reasons for the raid, suggesting that he wasn't such an innocent old man after all.
It originally appeared that the Super Bowl rid /sp/ of Fat Man forever, but it proved to be only a momentary distraction, and the trolling continues.
Post Fat Man/Super Bowl, During the Olympics
Presently /sp/ is without a decent mod so cross board raids and other shenanigans have upset the balance of power on 4chan. Some want to just get rid of /sp/ cause they're obviously butt hurt from the cross board raids. While others just wish moot would give /sp/ a mod they deserve.
It was said by moot that /sp/ was the mods least favorite board and thus creating mass hysteria on the board with people believing that /sp/ would be banned for good. While one side of the people of /sp/ were taking this as a joke, the other side had already made up their minds, with their new allies /mu/ they had a back up board if /sp/ was to be shut down.
—CptCanada during the Olympics. | ||
National anthem of /sp/
—MLSE during Olympics. (Sung to "Won't Get Fooled Again") | ||
Making a Thread on /sp/
- Know nothing about sports.
- Find a game on TV or streaming online to watch while you're trolling on 4chan, because you have nothing better to do with your life, and physical exercise is out of the question.
- Choose your favorite player and make a terrible Leave X to Me shoop in MSPaint.
- Post!
- Get trolled as your team gets its ass handed to them.
- Attempt to defend yourself by >implying and using reaction images out the ass.
????An hero- Profit!
This only applies during the designated America time (19:00 - 04:00 GMT). During Euro Time (10:00 - 18:59 GMT), simply point out Europeans penchant for being overweight and for allowing Muslims to shit all over them. Also - Fuck Handegg.
Copypasta
/sp/ is clutch superbowl performances
/sp/ is the red wings dynasty
/sp/ is the women who dunk in the wnba
/sp/ sometimes includes wrasslin' before it gets moved to /tv/
/sp/ is 18-1, THAT.BIRD, Rax Grissman, THE JEST, BRETT FARVE, USA WON FIFA, WHY, greentext and reaction images, trolls trolling trolls trollercoasters, Kobe rape,
/sp/ believes in delivering all sides of an argument, including side A, side B, and side Sage
/sp/ gives us a reason to live
/sp/ gives us a reason to search for reaction images
/sp/ complains about how the refs handed you the game
/sp/ calls all the other boys bandwagoners
/sp/ appreciates Kobe, LeBron, Crosby, Grossman, and the Mets bullpen the same way it appreciates gay Gundam wing fanfiction
/sp/ knows which sport is the best
/sp/ is a collection of copypasta and copyarguments, but every once in a while there's a thread where we dole out 6 or 7 samefag posts
yet /sp/ is known for delivering humor at approximately sixteen times the rate of all other boards put together, including /b/
/sp/ is the reason I'm on 4chan
/sp/ is the reason I stand up for the Vancouver Canucks, Alex Ovechkin, Roy Halladay, and the collective NBA officiating.
/sp/ is the reason
/sp/ is the only reason
Other Memes and Common Images
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Romo is the best ever -
If you look at the schedule. -
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exploitable
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>1.Randy Moss -
You're fucking dead. -
MATT STAIRS -
BAWWWWWWWWWWWW 18-1 -
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AAAAAAAAAAGGGG
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Team of Carraghers. -
TWO HANDED GORILLA DUNK -
Eurofag propganda -
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Dirk Kuyt. Best in the world at being shit -
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WHO CARES JOSH HAMILTON IS HITTING HOME RUNS -
Shawn Johnson, official mascot of /sp/ pedos. -
Shawn Johnson now
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ON SEVERAL OCCASIONS
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etaN sivaD - Future lulz prospect of /sp/ -
Big Red
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Don't every in your life hate Kobe Bryant for no reason -
Cheechoo Train
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The only cure for medal count and football vs. futbol threads.
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: :( -
The bees have had enough of Chelsea's faggotry -
moar /vc/ -
WITH NO REGARD FOR HUMAN LIFE -
Manny being Manny
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Wade County -
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76 YARD FIELD GOAL
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Tim Teboq's Girlfriend -
Not a sport (mainly for WWE, but can be applied to any sport you don't like). -
Be warned, Kornheiser is less helpful than Advice Dog. -
Woody is even worse. -
Kobe is FABULOUS -
Failpen.jpg
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SUPER JASON CAMPBELL
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Mets fail.gif, featuring the Smiling Lunatic
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THAT. BIRD. -
IF I SEE THAT. BIRD. ONE MORE TIME -
Name Lastname
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SAVED BY ZERO!! -
SAN ANTONIO SUCKS -
Los Angeles Rapers -
Soccer is completely heterosexual -
lol NASCAR -
/sp/'s very own football franchise. -
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Dirk Nowitski and the Mavs are known for their toughness. -
Milk it for all it's worth. -
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HURRRRRRRRRR -
I didn't even know a game could end in a tie -
It's 8:37PM and Jake Delhomme just threw another interception. -
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Tim Teboq. -
The two most underrated receivers in the NFL.
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>Celtics -
>Lakers -
Clutch. -
: ;_;
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Lol Mavs
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>shaw -
Rape Kobe... FFFFFFFFFF- -
>gald -
Simona Halep and her titties
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Dos Equis clutchler -
The typical ESPN football analyst -
Arod likes to shine it good -
Why Ochocinco is the best -
Good game Chris
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What the avg NBA player daydreams about
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best ref ever -
/sp/ the game -
typical response on /sp/
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NEVER GIVE UP -
typical nba player
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GO GO USA -
>Yurop
See Also
- 2010 World Cup
- 18-1
- /sp/ version of RBI baseball, featuring shaw: http://www.2shared.com/file/f_RtiOfc/sp_edition.html
- Rax Grissman
- Cindy Crosby
- Michael Phelps
- Superbowl PORN Accident 2009
- Fat Man
- Vuvuzela
- Why.jpg
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| Featured article January 12, 2010 | ||
| Preceded by White Knighting |
/sp/ | Succeeded by Trollface |