Moving to Canada

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In November 2008, Barack Obama defeated John McCain. Upset mindless young Republicans, many who are not old enough to vote or realize what their parents say isn't always right, started a new campaign "Let's move to Canada to get away from Obama, before him and his terrorist friends like Rev. Wright and Bill Ayers kill us and the evil socialist liberals, take over the country." Internet communities were soon being flooded with conservatives, all saying this. The initial plan is to not come back to the United States until January of 2013, when Sarah Palin will be crowned Queen for life of the United States. There are numerous groups on Facebook based around this movement.

History

'"Moving to Canada" is one of the oldest memes in the book. 100 years ago, it was called draft-dodging and only practiced by dirty hippies. Liberals like Susan Sarandon invoked this same meme in 2004 over Bush and again in 2008 if McCain won (of course since they were still here after 2004, it proves they never had any intention to make good on their promise).

Why this idea is win

Anyone with a brain knows Canada is a country better than USA which is being run by Obama whom is a nigger.

How to troll those who tell you this

"Hope, you like it up there with these guys as your leaders"

• Tell them about the milk that comes in bags and the socialist government.
• Find a video of Bob and Doug McKenzie and tell them everyone in Canada is like this.
• If Bob and Doug don't work ask them if they like The Kids in the Hall or Red Green.
• Tell them that they don't have the Jonas Brothers, they have their own version called Rush.
• Suggest going to New Zealand instead.
• Tell them everyone has a sense of humor like Mike Myers up there.

People who are taking part in this move

• Dumb Republican teenagers
• People who are 60+ years old
• That Baldwin who's a huge fundie
• The five people who still think Obama is a Socialist Muslim

Of course, just like the left wing fags who threatened to leave over Bush in 2004, these rednecks aren't going anywhere. Who the fuck wants to live in Canada?

What they don't realize is that Canada is basically Obama's vision for the US.

See Also

• W
• Obama
• Canada
• So I moved to the Yukon

External Links

• Typical "Moving to Canada post
• the "If Obama wins, I'm moving to Canada" Facebook group