Antoine Dodson

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Antoine Dodson is a notable African American living in the beautifully diverse neighborhood of Lincoln Park in Huntsville, Alabama. He became jealous that the rapist who broke into the home he shares with his family passed him up for his sister. Since the perp was not gay, Antoine instead helped save sis from surprise sex in her own bed.

Local news covered the story, and included an interview with Antoine, and his sister.

YouTubers quickly appreciated the hilarity of an interview with the super-flamboyant Antoine and remix videos were swiftly produced. He is not yet a member of the GNAA.

The Original Interview

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	“	Well, obviously, we have a rapist in Lincoln Park. He's climbin in your windows, he's snatchin yo people up, tryin to rape 'em, so y'all need to hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo husband, cuz they rapin errbody out here.	„
	—Antoine Dodson, on life in the projects

	“	We got yo tshirt, you left fingerprints and all. You are so dumb... you are really dumb, fo real.	„
	—Antoine Dodson, on the perp doing it wrong

	“	You don't have to come and confess that you did it. We lookin fo you, we gon find you. I'm lettin you know dat nah, so you can run and tell dat. Homeboy!! *rolls eyes*	„
	—Antoine Dodson

Local News Station Freaks Out About People Watching Their Videos

<video type="youtube" id="-hdC16-cTQ0" width="480" height="360" desc="Local news station learning about how the Internet works." frame="true" position="center"/> The local news station freaked out when one of their interns visited the internet and found out people were watching copies of their show covering Dodson. One news anchor, having recently read an NYT article about viral videos, thought this was important and decided to cash in. They contacted Dodson again, wearing the attire of a fashionable gay nigger, and interviewed him about the Internet.

White Woman

<video type="youtube" id="4gVMkH0HmjQ" width="480" height="360" desc="Dodson doing the hair of a white woman" frame="true" position="center"/> Dodson has further proved that all black men love white women, even if they are gay. This video also makes the racial statement that white women are, overall, more desirable. Not just for loving, but for their sexy hair. He has launched a Jewtube channel in which he will continue to post his interactions with white women. He also claimed the video was the #1 most watched video on youtube

Rap Video

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Made because Auto Tune is what everyone must add to any video that has any amount of lulz in it, thus killing the lulz like AIDS killed the gays. Disregard the fact that we posted this as Video of the Now last Thursday.

Extended Rap Version

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Made because the original creators of the video were angry at the fags stealing their video and REPOSTING it to gain a few lulz and completely succeeding. They tried preventing newfags from stealing it by putting their picture at the beginning and end of the video.

Other Remixes

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Lyrics

Even YouTube recognizes that they're rapin' errbody out here.

Hide em, cuz dey ræpin errbody out here!!1

Koopa is a real rapist.

UHH WELL OBVIOUSLY,We hav' a rapist in Lincoln Park
He's climbin' yo windows
He's snatchin' yo people up
Tryna to rape em' so y'all need to
Hide your kids, hide your wife
Hide your kids, hide your wife
Hide your kids, hide your wife
And hide your husband
cuz they're rapin' errbody out here

You don't have to come and confess
We're lookin for you
We gon find you
We gon find you
So you can run and tell that
Run and tell that
Run and tell that
Homeboy,Home,Home,Homeboy

We got your t-shirt
You done left fingerprints and all
You are so dumb
You are really dumb,fo real
The man got away leaving behind evidence
I was attacked by some idiot in the Projects
So dumb,so dumb,so dumb,SO

He's climbin' yo windows
He's snatchin' yo people up
Tryna to rape em' so y'all need to
Hide your kids, hide your wife
Hide your kids, hide your wife
Hide your kids, hide your wife
And hide your husband
cuz they're rapin' errbody out here

You don't have to come and confess
We're lookin for you
We gon find you
We gon find you
So you can run and tell that
Run and tell that
Run and tell that
Homeboy,Home,Home,Homeboy

Which one is the rapist?

External Links

• Antoine's MySpace
• Antoine's describes the intruder as hawt
• Some argue that Antoine is a racial stereotype. These people don't matter.
• Antoine Dodson, now the most popular Halloween costume of 2010

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