Fail

Warning!
Using fail all the time makes you like the fat kid who tries too hard irl.

Warning!
To stop failing you may call 58222261 for ausfags or 61358222261 for nonausfags.

DISCLAIMER: Before investing time in reading the following article you should realize that a more concise and understandable definition of fail can be found by looking back on everything you've ever attempted.

An Introduction to Fail

	“	Of all the mutilations of the English language that have surfaced on the Internet, the abuse of the word "fail" would surely count as one of the very worst. The word "fail" was originally a verb, so grammatically correct use would be "I am worried that I am going to fail the test." However, its usage has changed over the years, as internet users of various web forums began using it as a noun, referring to something as being "full of fail," as an adjective, such as saying, "This is fail," or even as a general exclamation of disgust by saying quite simply, "FAIL."	„
	—-Some douchebag providing an example of fail

The meme (YOU FAIL IT) originates from the arcade game Blazing Star. Of all the game's obvious draws — among them fast-paced action, disco music, and animu-style cut scenes — its staying power comes from its wonderfully terrible Japanese-to-English translations. If you beat a level, the screen flashes with the words: "You beat it! Your skill is great!" If you lose, you are mocked: "You fail it! Your skill is not enough! See you next time! Bye bye!"

Some wimmin failing on teh TV, altough she did win moniez

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FAIL

Epic Fail

Any epic fail is a fail so incredibly bad that it paradoxically becomes a win. You cannot try to get an epic fail, because that would just be trying to attain a win. And then you would be trying too hard.

It is important to distinguish between garden-variety fail and epic fail. For example:

Fail: Driving your car into a tree.

Epic fail: Crashing the Hindenberg into the Titanic because you got distracted by a Detroit Lions game on laserdisc.

Fail.

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Cures of Fail

At this time, there's only one known cure. To win.

Using You fail it in conversation

klb's journal
- "It's slang from slashdot, k5 and other places. Started primarily by some of the more obnoxious members of these sites. The full original form is 'YOU FAIL IT (it is the thing you failed)'. It has branched out from there in a variety of forms."
Athletes.com Forums
- "Bulking is for professional bodybuilders. You are not aThe professional bodybuilder. Therefore, you fail it (it is not being a loser)."
Want A Billion Dollars?
- "Seeing as you can't even stabilize a URL. You Fail It. It is using the World Wide Web. (It's not much fun at the top. I envy the common people, their hearty meals and Bruce Springsteen and voting.)"
[1]
- "CYBER FAILZ. LOL"
Paris Hilton's Notebook Gets Hacked
- "Goddamn it, learn to troll would you? If you going to be taken as credible, you need to at least come from a somewhat reasonable position. All you're doing is trying to defend something that is quite clearly the best thing that's happened on the internet in, I dunno, MONTHS. You fail it (it is being worthy of 20721). Go back to your trollaxor gaysex, chutney ferret."
Rep. Mark Foley (R,FL) resigns after 16-year-old boy releases inappropriate e-mails and chat logs to ABC
- "LOL, did you see that congressman resigned? He totally failed it. You fail it (it is not raping children).
- "If the failing of a thousand fails were to fail in the fail zone, that would be like the failing of your failure." & "Now I become am Failzor, the failer of life." ~ J. Robert Oppenheimer

Failing on teh Internets

These are some useful spellings of fail you may come across in your travels. If you use any one of these, you have failed.

ƒ41Ł
fayel
fhail
fhayle
Fayhill
fhaile
fhaiyle
fahyll
failz
failzorz
fhailskies
fhaylezorz
phail
phail with a PhD
phayel
ph4y3l
ph4il
ph41l
ph4il3
phailzorz
fhphaiiylle
PH4=ACIDIC FAIL
Epin
ph41Ł
phaiqul
Obama
oh yeah, well...UR M07H3RRR!!!!1111 0|-| $|\|4p!!
Val
831NG 1337 H4X0R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!11!!!11!1

 FFFF  AAAA  III  L
 F     A  A   I   L
 FFFF  AAAA   I   L
 F     A  A   I   L
 F     A  A  III  LLLL

The fail/win paradox

Is a paradox created by deep thinkers constructed to create a failed Mindfuck. It simply puts a goal to "fail", and then asks if said test subject succeeded in achieving that fail. If the goal were to fail, and you failed in failing, then you achieved your goal to fail, thereby winning. If you achieved the fail you set out to achieve, that would be considered a win - the only logical outcome is to win when the goal is to fail. But even if you win, you're still retarded for trying.

Fail...

Is in fact not quite that hard to accomplish. To fail, you must simply be unworthy to win.

Survivalist Fail

White Trash Rapper Fail

White Trash Rapper Fail Part Deux

Massive Fail Compilation

Motorcycle loading fail

Redneck Rap fail.

Windshield Wiper fail.

Parkour attempt fail.

Worst guitar solo ever!

Ustream Fail.

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Gallery

The Gallery of Fail About missing Pics

Komm in mein boot.
S(h)ouldn't someone with Asperger's Syndrome be good with math? She fails at it. Translation fail?

~~S(h)ouldn't someone with Asperger's Syndrome be good with math? She fails at it.~~ Translation fail?
Failing Phil Collins

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Irish FAIL
~~Dr Phil's failing counterpart~~ the real Dr. Phil.
You can't hide your failure from God.
YOU FAIL IT (it is killing dirty Ay-rabs.
Patriotic fail.
You're OUT OF ORDER and you FAIL!
FAILBOAT!
Transcends the pathetic to become just plain awesome.
Fail as a 3D mathematical model
an example of epic fail
Jew
FAIL
Bummer
In Soviet Russia mad men watches you!
FAILURE
Trifag can't newforce.
FAILURE (edit with EFG)
Your parents failed with you
Bad luck meme
i r be faylin
Sheezyart fagerans even know fail.
Failcat doing what he does best.
The iPhone doing what it does best.
FAIL
bringing a sword to a gun fight = fail
Children Fail

Children Fail
Multiple Fail
Fail.
This is how to ~~fall~~ fail
He must have forgot his steroids
When furries fail
The Fail 2008 Presidential Erection
EPIC FAIL
Yes? Wait...No. I forgot i was ghey.
Some ED editors fail too.
Bob Dylan says you fail.
Your fail does not amuse...
He looks like he has fail up his pooper!
VACCINATION FAIL!
"Conduct is Excellent, Effort is poor."
The biggest, and most repeated commercial fail in history
Pro-Lifers fail bad at advertising.
File:Fail-1.gif
Mission failed.
ASTROOMICAL FAILURE!!!
I'll just leave this here.
Fail. enough said.
Taking failure to the extreme.
Seriously, how can you do that?
Stupidity often leads to failure
You know you've had it when even the BSOD fails.
And just when you thought there couldn't possibly be more fail...
...There's a lot more around the corner.
Comment fail.
Sonic fags are the biggest failures at life to ever exist on earth.
Even ED isn't safe from the occassional fail.

Even ED isn't safe from the occassional fail.
FAIL
You flail it.
YOU FAIL AT LIFE
Life has dealt you shit.
Google Fail
Fail in Soviet Poland
Tv caption fail.
FAIL
If you...
...happens to...
...think that...
...this is...
...fail,...
...please consider...
...THIS!
Atheism Fail
Even the mighty MacOS X can fail.
This teacher thinks 1 mile is less than 1 km.
Not even Cloud is safe.
the Jew of fail
Gotta whole lotta fail
Self explanatory.
When trolls get trolled.
failing at looking like a badass
Doing it wrong
Smaller is better sometimes
forum fail