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GTAForums.com is an internet forum dedicated to the Grand Theft Auto series of video games. The forum is dominated by 13 year-old fanboys and pedophiles, and has a staff consisting of closeted homosexuals and men who work at local fish depots. The forum is typically seen as a place for pedo baiting and trolling, which makes for much lulz. Mods are constantly active, and will stop at nothing to ensure that there are no shenanigans and/or disorderly conduct, because Grand Theft Auto are serious business.
Fag Paradise
For the most part, the average Grand Theft Auto loving douchebag would see GTAForums as a community, with values. Wrong. Upon inspection, lol, there was to be a plethora of teenage boys just waiting to have penises thrust into their anuses, as well as a 40 year-old gaydar who lives in his basement fapping to the thought. There are also a couple of fat chicks who linger around once in a while, who love the caulk. Niggers aren't welcome.
Last Thursday, the server hosting GTANet/GTAForums went down after several mods ejaculated into the server's air ducts, immediately causing the server to explode into a fiery vortex of doom and menstrual blood which in turn vaporized half of Waddy's penis. People got pissed, and several race riots were held in Guatemala. And like the media, this forum being controlled by Jew who their ancectors Jew and makes the normal humans want to destroy the stupid forum. if you'll go there, god will kill you.
A "Private" section of gtaforums where massive amounts of elite pricks gather to discuss a load of fucking stupid shit. Usually but not limited to making fun of normal members because they're all too pussy to say anything to their face in fear of getting into a debate. Other topics include Kevin posting stupid unintelligible shit while drunk (as he's a fucking gay hippy who has nothing better to do than sit on the GTAF posting about how suck is life is since he blew up some suicide bombers in vietnam). Weekly bitching about how much dick Waddy, Girish and meta suck on a continual basis.
The official gangs are as follows:
The Precinct: Gang full of gay faggots who like to think they're police officers who love cock gobbling. Notable faggots include Makeshyft and Voodoo (who is the same gay using two accounts), Widowmaker (gay scottish movie nerd who spends his friday nights jerking off to The Dark Knight), Videopoker (Hippy in a wheelchair), Moonshield (wannabe metal nigger also a moderator and bans anyone who is not faggot enough) and Xcommunicated (Who is pretty cool and has a giant dick). Sam998: Angry American nerd who wanted to in SSH, but got rejected by Jake not for being stoned enough. It was then the admins banned him because the amount he sucked had caused a database error.
Zaibatsu: Bunch of nintendo nerds who live in Amy's basment. Probably the gang with high migrants to other gangs. Among them are Ryan (Asslicking ginger pubed mod, who should have been killed at birth but was allowed to live so Waddy could molest him when he was 5), uNI (Stupid prick who tried to make his own game in SAMP but failed miserably adding much lulz), Tyler(Dickrider who wanted to be in the precinct but got rejected by Voodoo for not being faggot enough, poor chap. Pandazoot- the guy who arranges meetups for sharing sexual favors and is waddy's bitch. This guy tried to make his sister pregnant but failed.
The Connection: Possibly the worst gang on the forum, not a single good member left on it's roster they're like a vacuum for shit. Notable piles of shit are: Kevin(ASSHOLE fuck previously mentioned), Padmasna (14 year old PBM for being a faggot with no life, also known as the biggest asskiss on the forum and rimmed anyone he could to try and boost his e-rep, most notably stabbed his once best butt buddy Damon in the back in attempt to look cool with unofficial gang the FBI or Faggot Bitches Institute), Vanilla Shake (Previously in Zaibatsu but decided to join a more shittier gang so decided to cry and suck Meta's cock in a bid to join TC, also known for his terrible 70's haircut), Meta187 (Pretty much the leader of TC, spends his whole day on XBL playing Hannah Montana which he swears is his daughter's game, to get into TC it's relatively easy just suck Meta's cock and you're done!). MURDOC: Cry dick recently in Zaibatsu but decided to join TC and took Vanilla's advice to suck meta's dick.
Andolini Mafia Family: Bunch of retards who have watched the Godfather too many times.
Blitz-The girl with the worst outlook on the forum. Andrew-Retard Admin who is good for nothing. Always looks for recruits through sexual favors. It was during this process he met Kirsty, the biggest ass rim in AMF. He sucked the nigga Tank's tushie to become an Admin. Panz: Famous for her sexy vagina. Got rimmed too many times and got into AMF. Master Headhunter: The leader of AMF, a faggot who watched Godfather too many times. Defeat her in Godfather to make your way into AMF.
$outh $ide Hoodz: Too stoned too even insult. Just they spend around the whole day talking of weeds and smoking. Too shameless to mention.
LFM: Another faggot mafia family. They just do nothing. Just chat whole day on msn regarding sexy bitches(Hollywood sex). They call themselves the Sex Club 7 gentlemen and together watch porn. Jay-Wanna be french guy and spends time around Gen chat inspecting the Tushie size of noobs. This guy accepts LFM recruits thru sexual favors, Girish-The biggest spammer there who is the LFM capo. This guy is an Indian gay to Tank and tank found the 12yr old during the filming of Slumdog millionare and since them has been having affair with Tank, Gamesguru-a faggot writer who became the gang mod by allowing Waddy to touch his hot figure. Rebel-Hired dancer at the gentlemen's club. Adler-too pathetic to mention. The modding area mod who become a LFM recruitor by sucking and licking the black Tushie of Girish & fireguy109- this guy should not exist. Doesn't have anything to do generally rather than posting how boring spammers are while being drunk. Parcel Force: Has like 1 member who never post. They are most likely to be swapped by any new group of faggots.
The forum bodyguard! Be carefull!
If you'll be found as a 12 years old girl, the guards will come to hunt you!
Forum Categories
- GTA V - The biggest spammed place where both 11year and 12 old faggots discuss about ponies, dicks and sex clubs in next gta release.
- GTA IV - Where all of the wiggers and forum queers gather in mass orgies to discuss how big Niko Bellic's and LUIS's crack. is.
- San Andreas - A place where you can be as special as you like without feeling any different. As user simsman2010 clearly stated when he logged in first time: "i cna has hot coffee LOL".
- The Lounge/General Chat - Typically where all the forum douchebags go when they're not screwing each other. Also contains houses award winning threads such as "The Official Forum Stoners" and "The alcohol topic" which has stolen at least 100 users from 420 chan. Most forum drama goes down here, so don't be messin.
- Expression - The best section overall of the forums. Where photoshop masterpieces are posted and future Picasso's and Van Gogh's are born.
- Debates & Discussion - The place for idiots to argue about edgy topics, such as "Universal Healthcare" and "Bigfoot". Most posts here contain over 9,000 words, and house most of the forum assholes.
Becoming a Mod
Becoming a moderator at GTAForums isn't easy, in the slightest bit. But with the right guidance, you'll be able to suck your way right to the top.
- Find mod.
- Unzip mod's pants.
- Pull out cock.
- Suck cock.
- Contract herpes
- Eat your own shit for breakfast and post it on the forum.
- ????
- PROFIT!!!
Notable Alumni
- Slamman - Long haired, basement dwelling, dickwad who doesn't shut the fuck up. Posed as 17 year-old jailbait under another account by the name of Juice by Kayle Marie. Also had like 200,000 posts, mainly pics of his penis. After so many years of butt-raping the on going topics, moderators all joined forces and booted out the old hippie with laser disc and all. Latest news on the infamous GTAForums member, indicates that the hippy has joined another Gta fansite. This second site which goes by the name of GTA Chronicles. Their last site went down the pits. Good luck this time GTA Chronicles! You'll still have your hands full with Slamman.
- Juice by Kayla Marie - Slamman's alter-ego.
- Waddy - Pretty rad guy and mighty ruler of Zaibastsu Rape Squad. Reports indicate that he has a massive 14" pen0r (It was 28" before the server 'accident'.), which he uses in place of a Banhammer to break the pelvises of n00bs. He is believed to be a Jew whom resides in an awesome mansion, full of many beautiful girls which he tends to daily.
- Justin - Other rad guy.
- Tank - Creator of the all holy GTANet, as according to some forum fucktards. We all know GTANet was thought of in the 1960s by a black person
- Asmo - Some homo who luckily got banneded because the amount of dick he sucked was just way too much for the GTAF servers to handle before they overloaded. Most believe he is just some 13 year old crybaby who is such a douchebag not even /b/ will take him, so instead he roams the interwebz looking for baby buttholes to plunder.
- NameTaken - Made of epic failz.
- Naomi - is a lovely dudess who is trying to look like a little, very small babe-y and always fails with that. That man has ass raped many times during his chilhood and now trying to deal with it by being a mother (ass) fucker bitch. If you know this person, please help him out.
- Anuj - A shit-showering cunt who claims to be a MODefucker, but infact only sucking off to the official black person Tank. This fagghead should not exist, he is one of the reasons to fix the Indian immigrantion problem. He likes calling himself "Anuj Srivastava", might be helpfull if you want to teach him a good lesson about life.
- Jimmy-526/Jimmy Thoganda - A sad, pathetic excuse of a human being. A chronic liar, that constantly impersonates Josh and has an unhealthy obsession with GTAForums and the LFM. He lives in India an has an unlimited amount of proxy servers. A high class retard.
- Shayan Shaffey - A sandnigger without a life. He is the best example of incest and must be burned for being a sandnigger.
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