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GTAForums.com is an internet forum dedicated to the Grand Theft Auto series of video games. The forum is dominated by 13 year-old fanboys and pedophiles, and has a staff consisting of closeted homosexuals and men who work at local fish depots. The forum is typically seen as a place for pedo baiting and trolling, which makes for much lulz. Mods are constantly active, and will stop at nothing to ensure that there are no shenanigans and/or disorderly conduct, because Grand Theft Auto are serious business.
Fag Paradise
For the most part, the average Grand Theft Auto loving douchebag would see GTAForums as a community, with values. Wrong. Upon inspection, lol, there was to be a plethora of teenage boys just waiting to have penises thrust into their anuses, as well as a 40 year-old gaydar who lives in his basement fapping to the thought. There are also a couple of fat chicks who linger around once in a while, who love the caulk. Niggers aren't welcome.
Last Thursday, the server hosting GTANet/GTAForums went down after several mods ejaculated into the server's air ducts, immediately causing the server to explode into a fiery vortex of doom and menstrual blood which in turn vaporized half of Waddy's penis. People got pissed, and several race riots were held in Guatemala. And like the media, this forum being controlled by Jew who their ancectors Jew and makes the normal humans want to destroy the stupid forum. if you'll go there, god will kill you.
The forum bodyguard! Be carefull!
If you'll be found as a 12 years old girl, the guards will come to hunt you!
Forum Categories
- GTA V - The biggest spammed place where both 11year and 12 old faggots discuss about ponies, dicks and sex clubs in next gta release.
- GTA IV - Where all of the wiggers and forum queers gather in mass orgies to discuss how big Niko Bellic's and LUIS's crack. is.
- San Andreas - A place where you can be as special as you like without feeling any different. As user simsman2010 clearly stated when he logged in first time: "i cna has hot coffee LOL".
- The Lounge/General Chat - Typically where all the forum douchebags go when they're not screwing each other. Also contains houses award winning threads such as "The Official Forum Stoners" and "The alcohol topic" which has stolen at least 100 users from 420 chan. Most forum drama goes down here, so don't be messin.
- Expression - The best section overall of the forums. Where photoshop masterpieces are posted and future Picasso's and Van Gogh's are born.
- Debates & Discussion - The place for idiots to argue about edgy topics, such as "Universal Healthcare" and "Bigfoot". Most posts here contain over 9,000 words, and house most of the forum assholes.
Becoming a Mod
Becoming a moderator at GTAForums isn't easy, in the slightest bit. But with the right guidance, you'll be able to suck your way right to the top.
- Find mod.
- Unzip mod's pants.
- Pull out cock.
- Suck cock.
- Contract herpes
- Eat your own shit for breakfast and post it on the forum.
- ????
- PROFIT!!!
Notable Alumni
- Slamman - Long haired, basement dwelling, dickwad who doesn't shut the fuck up. Posed as 17 year-old jailbait under another account by the name of Juice by Kayle Marie. Also had like 200,000 posts, mainly pics of his penis. After so many years of butt-raping the on going topics, moderators all joined forces and booted out the old hippie with laser disc and all. Latest news on the infamous GTAForums member, indicates that the hippy has joined another Gta fansite. This second site which goes by the name of GTA Chronicles. Their last site went down the pits. Good luck this time GTA Chronicles! You'll still have your hands full with Slamman.
- Juice by Kayla Marie - Slamman's alter-ego.
- Waddy - Pretty rad guy and mighty ruler of Zaibastsu Rape Squad. Reports indicate that he has a massive 14" pen0r (It was 28" before the server 'accident'.), which he uses in place of a Banhammer to break the pelvises of n00bs. He is believed to be a Jew whom resides in an awesome mansion, full of many beautiful girls which he tends to daily.
- Justin - Other rad guy.
- Tank - Creator of the all holy GTANet, as according to some forum fucktards. We all know GTANet was thought of in the 1960s by a black person
- Asmo - Some homo who luckily got banneded because the amount of dick he sucked was just way too much for the GTAF servers to handle before they overloaded. Most believe he is just some 13 year old crybaby who is such a douchebag not even /b/ will take him, so instead he roams the interwebz looking for baby buttholes to plunder.
- NameTaken - Made of epic failz.
- Naomi - is a lovely dudess who is trying to look like a little, very small babe-y and always fails with that. That man has ass raped many times during his chilhood and now trying to deal with it by being a mother (ass) fucker bitch. If you know this person, please help him out.
- Anuj - A shit-showering cunt who claims to be a MODefucker, but infact only sucking off to the official black person Tank. This fagghead should not exist, he is one of the reasons to fix the Indian immigrantion problem. He likes calling himself "Anuj Srivastava", might be helpfull if you want to teach him a good lesson about life.
- Jimmy-526/Jimmy Thoganda - A sad, pathetic excuse of a human being. A chronic liar, that constantly impersonates Josh and has an unhealthy obsession with GTAForums and the LFM. He lives in India an has an unlimited amount of proxy servers. A high class retard.
- Shayan Shaffey - A sandnigger without a life. He is the best example of incest and must be burned for being a sandnigger.
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