Hobosexual

Hobo. Straight Up. No fruit. Serious Fucking Bidness.

	“	Faggot cum-chuggers living in cardboard are the cat's pajamas. Suck hobocock all day long.	„
	—a tramp not the same thing, being disdainful.

Bill Bryson suggests in Made in America that the name Hobo could come from the railroad greeting, "Ho, beau!", which demonstrates that Americans do not have a basic grasp of French. Or it could be an acronym like "hurry over blowjob outside". Cheeky old Bill Bryson.

	“	Only one letter separates a homo from a hobo, begorrah.	„
	—Oscar Wilde, famous Irish gay wit, and so-called mascot of Uncyclopedia.

"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today. No?...well I'll gladly suck your dick now for a hamburger Tuesday." Genuine dialogue recorded by a trained anthropologist.

HOBOSECKS!!!HOBOSECKS!!!HOBOSECKS!!!HOBOSECKS!!!HOBOSECKS!!!HOBOSECKS!!!

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Jolly hoblow

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Hobo caption competition. All entries to ED Sysops.

What you don't see happen at night

Famous Hobos

• George Orwell
• Lee Marvin
• Charlie Chaplin
• Joseph Evers
• That guy singing Zippideedoodah
• Adrian Lamo

See Also

• It's fucking real
• Depression#Hoboes
• Habbo
• Homo

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