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Ezra Hub
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Ezra Hub, formerly known as Cornell Hub before university staff got pissy, is an imageboard created by William Manning Najar. The sole purpose of the site is for Conellians to stalk women at Cornell University and whine about how civil liberty groups are destroying their parents' business. William himself claims that the site gets 50,000 views daily, which would be a nice thing to brag about had it not been for the fact that Ezra Hub has only 12 posters.
In late 2011, William decided it would be a good idea to piss off savetheinternet. Failing to realize that not even ED was safe from STI's wrath, William experienced a massive backlash when savetheinternet decided to return the favour in the form of unwanted attention. Being the fine American William is, he threatens anyone who outs him as a filthy ball of greed with lawsuits, because that will stop 'em.
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William Manning Najar
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William is a fine man in his early 20s. He is known for writing himself into ED articles, being a shitty web developer, ignoring trademark and copyright laws and being able to give it, but not take it. As such, trolling William is extremely easy to do. Methods include:
- Pointing out that Ezra Hub is violating Tinyboard's licence.
- Posting the video William made of him and his girlfriend. This video was uploaded to YouTube as a private video, but leaked because William was smart enough to create a page for it on Cornell Hub and put the URL to it in robots.txt. William is a prime example of people who put things online and regret it later. As with everything William creates, the video contained plagiarism and was taken down by YouTube police due to its stolen background music.
- Pointing out that William is a white supremacist who keeps a Confederate flag in his dorm room.
—William, discovering ED for the first time. | ||
After discovering this very article, William preceeded to join ED IRC and whine about having personal information posted about him. When asked by sysops where his information was posted, he pointed out that this very section, which only contains a name, was grounds for legal action. It is assumed that the personal information he is referring to is the above list of wrongdoings.
savetheinternet
savetheinternet was readily accepted into the Ezra Hub team, bringing with him his Tinyboard expertise and a badly recolored Kimmo Alm photo. While Will subsequently removed the photo from his staff page for looking like a serial killer, he never formally removed him from the Ezra Hub Team.
Gallery
Coming later.
User base
Nonexistent.
Memes
William Manning Najar meticulously saves and catalogues every slightly funny joke written on Ezra Hub, complete with explanations. He then labels these jokes as "memes" and puts them up on a separate page, similar to faggots creating unfunny comics and putting them on 9fag.
Conflicts
The Ezra Hub team just don't get along with people:
Cornell University
In May 2012, William decided to hack the university's email system and send an email to all undergrad students whining about the student time table. The staff got wind of this and threatened Cornell Hub with legal action. This resulted in the site changing name from Cornell Hub to Ezra Hub.
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StopNerds.org
To warn about Linux users and Minecraft players being mentally ill, savetheinternet made a website, StopNerds.org, to inform people about the disease and spread awareness. William, mad at savetheinternet for being a "copyright troll" and sending C&D letters to William's house, decided to steal a slideshow from StopNerds.org and turn it into a horrible abortion called "StopEngineers".
Needless to say, this didn't fit well with savetheinternet who had paid $5 to a professional graphics artist for the character designs and spent a whole 30 minutes writing the slides. This led to William being featured on the front page of StopNerds.org, as well as the creation of william-najar.blogspot.com, which supposedly made William file a police report for harassment. After this, William decided to hide the evidence of copyright infringement by replacing StopEngineers with this page:
- Your IP address and other information has been logged in connection to a criminal harassment investigation.
- If you are coming to this page from somewhere else and not related, please disregard this information.
More recently, William has denied association with Ezra Hub, claiming that he left the site before the name change. This implies that another staff member created StopEngineers, which is untrue since no other staff member has dealt with STI personally. Reportedly they were all scared shitless by STI's trolling, which gives even less reason to believe that they would have done anything to piss him off.
See also
External links
- Ezra Hub
- william-najar.blogspot.com - A watchdog blog about William M. Najar, Ezra Hub founder.
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