789chan/IRC Logs 2

<phobos> yah I would be standing around looking like an anime character
<phobos> not looking like this:
<phobos> and then I would amanda todd negi
<Figaro> what the fuck are you wearing?
<phobos> clothing
<phobos> you may have heard of it
<phobos> its all the rage in europe right now
<LolItsAnAcronym> i know that's a shirt
<LolItsAnAcronym> but it looks like a skirt
<Figaro> like is that a plaid shirt hanging out from under your leather jacket
<phobos> p much
<phobos> dont know why thats so incredible
<Figaro> like why would you wear that?
<phobos> wow that shirt is longer than the jacket i must be some kind of rebel
<phobos> because I like the color red and I live in a cold place
<phobos> why do you breath from your mouth
<Figaro> I live somewhere colder and I dont dress like a spast
<phobos> you dont dress at all you wear goku silk screen shirts and think you can pull off fedoras
<phobos> like every butthurt nerd trying to come at me after getting told
<Figaro> lol no
<Figaro> I have a hat, but its not a fedora
<LolItsAnAcronym> pics of figaro?
<phobos> lol go find yourself some cargo shorts
<phobos> hats are for people who cant take care of hair
<phobos> i.e. neckbeards
<Figaro> hats are for places that it gets cold
<phobos> are you sure
<phobos> cause im p sure you could just /not/ wear a hat
<Figaro> yeah
<phobos> I know because I do it
<Figaro> you dont live somewhere cold
<phobos> Denver is p cold
<Figaro> average temp for january is above freezing
<Figaro> not cold
<phobos> lol ok
<phobos> im sure whatever backwater state you live in is very harsh
<phobos> and definitely justifies you looking like a sad sack of shit
<phobos> but keep on circling that logic
<Figaro> average temp in january here is 20 F
<phobos> I dont care and I dont know where you live
<phobos> because you havent specified
<Figaro> Eau Claire
<phobos> no clue where that is and couldnt give less of a fuck
<LolItsAnAcronym> wisconsin
<NegiSpringfield> cheesy
<phobos> oh so shitty pseudo canada
<phobos> no wonder youre so butthurt
<Figaro> >implying im butthurt
<phobos> you live in the asshole of northern united states
<phobos> hey could you ask Detroit how much Michigan excels at sucking fat dick?
<LolItsAnAcronym> i live in georgia so fuck both of you
<LolItsAnAcronym> it's still in the 80's
<LolItsAnAcronym> WHERE THE FUCK IS FALL
<phobos> not in georgia
<Figaro> eau claire is really nice actually
<Figaro> just cold as hell
<phobos> so let me get this straight you are off living in some podunk town in middle america with your balding hats and shitty fat person jackets
<LolItsAnAcronym> i'm moving to colorado next year
<LolItsAnAcronym> so i'm pretty thrilled
<phobos> telling me about the way things work
<phobos> no pictures
<LolItsAnAcronym> i can't stand the humidity
<phobos> no words
<phobos> just assertions that you arent a superfaggot
<phobos> lol Figaro go find yourself a 7-11 to hang out next to and make some friends before that core of failure swallows you up for good
<LolItsAnAcronym> do you fuck tons of hipster bitches phobos?
<phobos> all the hipster bitches
<phobos> they go crazy over my hair
<LolItsAnAcronym> i'd probably play with it
<phobos> that is a nice thing to say
<phobos> I hope you enjoy Colorado
<phobos> it is fucking awesome here
<phobos> no fatties allowed
<LolItsAnAcronym> but then i'd want to slap tons of color on it
<phobos> if I did that I would be drifting into scene girl territory instead of glam
<LolItsAnAcronym> i never got into the glam look
<SeanieB> I just took the battery out of this fucking co2 alarm and it's still bitching about the battery and running
<SeanieB> what is this I dont even
<LolItsAnAcronym> it's haunted
<NegiSpringfield> you're standing amist poison
<SeanieB> guess I gotta live with the beeping
<LolItsAnAcronym> smash it against your wall
<phobos> its been sabotaged
<SeanieB> lol
<phobos> its a troll conspiracy
<phobos> the FIELD AGENTS
<phobos>
<LolItsAnAcronym>, glam is okay now that the last of the 80s is 20+ years ago
<LolItsAnAcronym> what are the chances robb shows up today?
<LolItsAnAcronym> i'm really into punk so i can't really talk
<NegiSpringfield> oh that can be cute on some girls
<phobos> Im way into that as well
<NegiSpringfield> or hot in some cases
<phobos> that picture of me has me wearing my pants with the subhumans patch
<phobos> fuckin love subhumans
<LolItsAnAcronym> i like making my own clothes or modifying existing pieces
<phobos> same
<LolItsAnAcronym> subhumans rule
<phobos> fuck yes
<phobos> you are awesome
<LolItsAnAcronym> i'm a big fan of the mats
<LolItsAnAcronym> as well
<LolItsAnAcronym> and TSOL
<phobos> i was always into conflict, bad brains, surf punks, suicidal tendencies, dead milkmen, etc
<LolItsAnAcronym> all of the above
<LolItsAnAcronym> plus ska
<phobos> nvr liked ska too much
<LolItsAnAcronym> i got to see the english beat a couple of years ago
<LolItsAnAcronym> and leftover crack
<LolItsAnAcronym> but not at the same time
<phobos> hmmm
<phobos> not a lot of gr8 punk bands come through denver
<phobos> Ive just been watching local bands lately
<LolItsAnAcronym> i'm in atlanta so we've got some great live acts
<LolItsAnAcronym> there are some awesome local bands
<LolItsAnAcronym> you should check out stuck lucky
<phobos> but thats all the way in Atlanta
<phobos> and I already lived in Dothan Alabama once
<phobos> I have seen much of that area
<phobos> and I would decline the complimentary cloud of gnats that you are awarded when stepping outside in Georgia
<LolItsAnAcronym> ugh
<LolItsAnAcronym> so ready to move out of the south
<phobos> yeah it sounds like a good move
<LolItsAnAcronym> http://stucklucky.bandcamp.com/
<phobos> lol bandcamp
<NegiSpringfield> not even once
<phobos> shut the fuck up Negi
<LolItsAnAcronym> they've got a revervbnation page
<Figaro> alright Im back
<NegiSpringfield> wb
<phobos> shut the fuck up Negi
<Figaro> Eau claire is hardley a podunk town
<phobos> yeah it is
<NegiSpringfield> phbos: puhleez
<phobos> its not Pheonix
<phobos> or Baltimore
<phobos> or even Sacremento
<phobos> its a fuck nowhere who gives a fuck place where white people go to die over the course of 40 years
<Figaro> We have one hell of a software industry
<phobos> yeah im sure its IMPRESSIVE
<Figaro> the international headquaters of a major store
<Figaro> oh and mutherfucking cray
<phobos> what with Seattle housing offices for both Microsoft and Google
<phobos> it must be just INSANE what kind of software a random town in Michigan has
<Figaro> "town" lol
<Figaro> I came from a town
<Figaro> eau claire isnt a down
<Figaro> town
<phobos> yes it is
<phobos> does it have a million people?
<phobos> no it doesnt
<Figaro> Your just pissed because I pointed out you looked like you stepped out of one of the shitter final fantasy games
<NegiSpringfield> he's always mad
<NegiSpringfield> anyone who doesn't love him to death makes him mad
<phobos> your just pissed that you cant rebutte anything Im saying about you and so you feel the need to sperg
<Figaro> what have you said about me>
<phobos> lol Figaro go find yourself a 7-11 to hang out next to and make some friends before that core of failure swallows you up for good
<Figaro> that I own a fedora? how the fuck is it even possible to rebut that
<phobos> so let me get this straight you are off living in some podunk town in middle america with your balding hats and shitty fat person jackets
<NegiSpringfield> get an attraction sign phobos
<LolItsAnAcronym>
<Figaro>
<phobos>, we dont have 7-11s, looks like Im fucked
<phobos> yeah I guess so better head down the YMCA and beat off all over the equipment for the girls volleyball team you sad faggot
<SeanieB> LOOKS LIKE NEGI BROUGHT ALONG HIS PORTABLE DRAMA MACHINE
<SeanieB> :I
<NegiSpringfield> seriously I didn't invite him
<SeanieB> :T
<phobos> I am from an enecyclopedia of dramatica
<phobos> I am cataloging myself
<Figaro> Im a faggot, wouldnt I beat off over the one for the mens volleyball team?
<LolItsAnAcronym> does drama normally follow negi?
<SeanieB> yes
<phobos> also im not here for negi
<phobos> im here to witness Robert Wayne Stiles
<LolItsAnAcronym> tell me more seanieb
<NegiSpringfield> you two would be cute as fuck toghether
<NegiSpringfield> tranny and scene kid
<phobos> yawn
<phobos> autismface.jpg
<LolItsAnAcronym> isn't robb no longer a tranny?
<NegiSpringfield> oh right
<Figaro> does rob even know at this point?
<NegiSpringfield> shit well out of luck phobos-kun
<phobos>
<----- hello I am a massive failure and live with my mom - negi
<phobos> cool story bro
<SeanieB> thats negi?
<NegiSpringfield> anyway I'm on my own now
<phobos> "PHOBOS IM SO MESSED UP I HATE MYSELF AND I HATE MY LIFE" - Negi
<NegiSpringfield> yeah that's me
<SeanieB> he had a hipster phase or something
<phobos> "PHOBOS I LIVE IN SECTION 8 HOUSING"
<NegiSpringfield> no just got the glasses
<LolItsAnAcronym> that's from today
<NegiSpringfield>
<NegiSpringfield> nope
<Figaro>
<SeanieB>, he just took that photo for us about an hour ago
<NegiSpringfield> yeah from today
<SeanieB> negi
<SeanieB> stahp
<LolItsAnAcronym> and this one :3
<phobos> lol even his chest still has acne
<phobos> I fucking knew it
<NegiSpringfield> oh you
<LolItsAnAcronym> oh me
<phobos> pimple princess negi
<NegiSpringfield> I got rid of it and then got two zits last few days
<NegiSpringfield> :I
<NegiSpringfield> it sucks
<phobos> you fucking suck
<SeanieB> whoa holy shit that went weird ass places
<phobos> everything about you is a constant reminder to the rest of humanity not to end up like you

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<phobos> youre not even worth hating
<NegiSpringfield> e tu brutalis
<NegiSpringfield>
<LolItsAnAcronym> negi have you ever done drugs?
<NegiSpringfield> oh weed a few times
<Figaro> damn phobos, you are catty as hell
<NegiSpringfield> i drink
<NegiSpringfield> alcohol
<Figaro> real drugs
<LolItsAnAcronym> what do you drink?
<NegiSpringfield> got some soju and usually it's vodka
<phobos> well someone has to pick up the slack Figaro
<phobos> I didnt think this channel was such a circle jerk that proper Negi ridicule couldnt be carried out
<NegiSpringfield> ween
<Figaro> its not a circle jerk
<phobos> why dont u just grab that dick in your hand
<NegiSpringfield> hi a log HI ALOG
<phobos> and shut the fuck up
<Figaro> do you even know what a circle jerk is?
<NegiSpringfield> HI ALOG
<NegiSpringfield> ok I bet he does
<phobos> find yourself a partner Figaro
<phobos> maybe negi and you can talk about how you find comfort in holding hands while playing lego adventure autism extreme
<phobos> then you can masturbate till youre white in the face
<phobos> x D
<SeanieB> Last login: Fri Oct 26 13:28:24 from ip-64-134-237-40.public.wayport.net
<SeanieB> oh
<LolItsAnAcronym> wouldn't it be crazy if negi turned out to be rob
<LolItsAnAcronym> or vice versa
<Figaro> Negi isnt hyper as shit
<Figaro> cant be rob
<LolItsAnAcronym> and his grammar seems to be much better
<Figaro> Besides, Negi didnt rape penelope
<LolItsAnAcronym> but that could be part of the act
<LolItsAnAcronym> didn't rob only rape her mouth?

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<LolItsAnAcronym> with his mouth
<Figaro> he also took her "exploring"
<LolItsAnAcronym> lol

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<phobos> a stint of splunking
<phobos> a new game on cave story
<LolItsAnAcronym> he never responds to my pm's
<NegiSpringfield> oh you mean Robbay
<LolItsAnAcronym> i do
<NegiSpringfield> that's rude
<NegiSpringfield> he should reply
<Figaro> LOL, he has talked to me and jews on pm
<LolItsAnAcronym> wtf
<Figaro> intro and seanie too
<Figaro> what did you say?
<LolItsAnAcronym> i know he talks to intro and seanie
<LolItsAnAcronym> a couple of times i was drunk
<phobos> maybe you just have to appeal to his crazy
<LolItsAnAcronym> so probably nothing worthwhile
<LolItsAnAcronym> lol
<LolItsAnAcronym> but once was just polite banter
<LolItsAnAcronym> i should have offered him some salts
<phobos> or a cheque for 200 dollars
<LolItsAnAcronym> true
<NegiSpringfield> paypal is better
<phobos> an Internet cheque made out to the tune of 200 e-bux
<LolItsAnAcronym> that does seem but everyone has his address
<Figaro> he didnt want the money from jews
<Figaro> for some reason
<SeanieB> I will pay him
<SeanieB> 200 julays
<SeanieB> the conversion rate is 100 julays to a us dollar
<JEWS> he didn't say why he asked for it in the first place
<phobos> I will give him 200 McDonalds Monoply spare pieces
<Figaro> didnt you already send him 150 or so julays Seanie?
<NegiSpringfield> I'll send green onions
<JEWS> also the convo we had was mostly about determining when he lies
<SeanieB> no I sent him a few thousand but they were never redeemed
<phobos> what a shame
<SeanieB> he got a new cell phone
<LolItsAnAcronym> we should all start mailing him assorted trash
<SeanieB> lost the ability to redeem the ones I sent to his old phone
<phobos> he will just hit on it
<phobos> approach it softly and attempt to woe the trash
<LolItsAnAcronym> lol
<phobos> hey their big boy
<phobos> come here often
<phobos> then he makes out with an empty bag of doritos and yells about black people
<LolItsAnAcronym> i can picture it now
<NegiSpringfield> I would rather not
<phobos> smooch smooch smooch DAMN NIGGERS ogod i love you SAY MY NAME FRITOS LAY UNGRH
<JEWS> gonna have to side with negi on this one
<phobos> UGH PEOPLE IN PHILLY BEING LOUD WHAT IS THIS EVEN
<LolItsAnAcronym> so is robbie off the salts now?
<Figaro> no
<LolItsAnAcronym> did he actually call his parents? <phobos> why doesnt he just fake ADHD and get really stimulants
<phobos> real*
<Figaro> are you retarded
<phobos> are you trying to be cool on IRC
<JEWS> robb is retarded
<Figaro> bath salts and meth are a fuckload more powerful than adderall
<LolItsAnAcronym> did he admit to meth finally?
<Figaro> no
<phobos> so what the fuck are you talking about
<phobos> bath salts arent meth
<LolItsAnAcronym> he has to be doing more than just salts
<LolItsAnAcronym> i can't believe
<Figaro> he has too be yes
<Figaro> learn to read phobos
<phobos> learn to shut your faggot face
<phobos> reacting like a true shit chatter
<Figaro> learn that typing doesnt involve opening my mouth
<JEWS> meth is a fun thing to joke about, but i think he went to weed and bath salts because he thought he could get away with them or something
<phobos> lol learn to read
<phobos> yes how can I work this IRC
<phobos> what are all these strange symbols
<phobos> strung together into what seem like sentences
<phobos> sigh ill never know
<Figaro> he does think that weed is legal for some strange reason
<LolItsAnAcronym> bath salts seem like they would get too expensive to be worth it
<phobos> now how will I hang out with Figaro at the Wisconsin Eul Claire regional airport
<phobos> I cant get the fax
<Figaro> robbay doesnt have to worry about it
<JEWS> >eul claire
<Figaro> Chippewa airport actually
<LolItsAnAcronym> he thinks weed is legal?

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