Hayakain

**JOSHUA IS GOING TO TAKE DOWN ANONYMOUS!**

Hayakain, real name Joshua Benefield, is a furfag on deviantART who is going to TAKE DOWN ED AND ANONYMOUS!!! Like all other furfaggits he has an interestingly abnormal habit of bawwing about shit nobody cares about. It is common knowledge that furries and fanboys go hand-in-hand, and when one snaps, it is usually due to someone simply voicing their opinion on a furry's fetishes, lifestyle and/or an artist they are a fan of. And in this case, the setting off was done by some haters who were trolling a cancerous inflation fetishist that goes by the name of Tom Preston. Hayakain obviously sees Preston as being a God among men, and goes as far as to defend him through a shitty dA journal. He was obviously trying to take an internet tough guy approach. Fortunately, this failed tremendously which resulted in more negative attention towards Tom Preston and himself. It can also be noted that Hayakain is a closet gay, in that a majority of his art consists of furry whores parading around naked, but when you visit his E621 gallery, you'll see shotacon furry dongs scattered about.

Hatred of ED and war against EDF2

	“	It's ED, it's not worth reading.	„
	—On refusing to read an ED article.

Hayakain has made his hatred of ED known through multiple means necessary. Whether it be through shitty journals where he bawws about how ED is nothing more than a troll site or saying how he is immune to ED and trolling through dA comments, he'll be sure to have you know that he is in no way butthurt, and that we're just a bunch of faggots who have nothing better to do then fuck around with people. This is obviously not true, since he takes the time to write about this site in the first place, and doesn't just go on with his life just as anyone else would.

The saga began when he wrote a journal defending his idol Tom Preston and ending it with the words "Come at me bro" directed at ED. When no one did anything but make fun of his on the forum he made an account to try and argue with them. When confronted with how pathetic and desperate for attention that is he claimed that it was an old account that he had made two years ago.

Forgetting for a moment the forum was up for less than a year at the time, it exposed Joshua as a lier who's entire debating technique consists of telling obvious lies which he does his best to cover with as much details as he can so that they can't be disproved and then insisting you have to believe him no matter how obvious the lie is. When is shown evidence that he is lying he changes his story or pretends he didn't see your comment.

After his short fight with EDF ended in everyone ripping him a new one, he went back to DA to declare victory. But when he saw everyone laughed at this statement he went back to the forum only to be told that if he doesn't fuck off his gay porn will be Emailed to all his friends and family. Soon after he left again and still continues repeat that he won over and over in hopes that people might think it's true.

Hayakain's Victories Against The Internet Include:

Having to delete all his gay porn a day after it was found by EDF2.
Having copies of his gay porn that are uploaded to sites he has no control over thrown in his face.
Having his gay porn (which he claims is not gay) featured on the front page of a furry porn site.
Having his DA page flooded with hate comments.
Having hate art uploaded to DA which he reports when he can and rages at when he can't.
Getting mocked on a number of sites and blogs.
Having to end his webcomic.
Making hate art about ED, hiding it in his DA scrap like a cowered, only to have it found anyway.
Get exposed as a homosexual.
Get exposed as a furry.
Get exposed as someone who is probably in a gay relationship with his own brother.

Debating skills

Joshua prides himself in being a master debater, which makes him impervious to trolls. All this despite having horrible grammar. But a closer look reveals a different story.

Hayakain's Irrefutable Claims

The Accusation: He is not a furry.

His Response: Despite drawing furry porn. He never explains this.

The Accusation: He is not gay, Despite drawing gay porn

His Response: Either because it's not porn as long as you don't see a penis, or because the male character is just a female with a dick. Which makes it not gay.

The Accusation: He has won the fight against ED, Despite the fact the site was unharmed, while he got the reputation of a closeted homo.

His Response: He won by default.

The Accusation: He is not into incest, even though he draws incest and gay porn with his brother.

His Response: He doesn't help his brother with his gay drawings (even though they are titles "Collaboration with Hayakain").

The Accusation: There is nothing wrong with his art, despite obvious anatomy flaws.

His Response:He demands people show him proof of artistic flaws, but when they do he doesn't respond.

He is a PROFESSIONAL artist, despite working at a fast food joint for the past few years.

His Response: Refuses to explain this.

The Accusation: Tom Preston is a good artist, despite all evidence to the contrary.

His Response: We are all just jealous haters.

The Brother

It is important to point out that Joshua is probably in some sort of gay relationship with his brother.

They have been known to both draw pictures of naked men and color each other's gay porn drawing. Also, being rednecks who are also home-schooled it seems obvious. Another clue is that, despite insisting on commenting on literally everything else posted on his DA profile, whenever Joshua is confronted with allegations of incests he either ignores the question or skillfully avoids it.

However it is also important to point out that being in an incestuous relationship counts as wincest, therefor +1, Joshua. Even though you are a sick fag and deserve to be held down in a sink full of bleach, you're ok in our book!

Ways To Troll

He can't even trace right... real professional.

Just comment on his DA profile and art. Don't bother trying to argue with him. He will insist his obvious lie ARE the truth, and if you prove him wrong he will just ignore you. The best thing to do is simply reply with anything you find on his profile. He does not take criticism well and will respond to any negative comments in a superior manner, ignorantly assuming this means he has won. This is a nearly inexhaustible source of lulz, so please visit his page and critic his "work."

At this point he is already spending hours a day replying to dozens of comments that were obviously left for no other reason but to troll him (even though he will soon respond to this article by saying he doesn't.)

Gallery

Cancerous fap material About missing Pics

Ginger AND furfag? Dear God...
Shotacon fag, too.
Notice the weeaboo elements in place.
Tentacle rape faggotry.
How he sees himself.
How he really is.
How he treats women IRL.
His only birthday gift...from himself.

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He doesn't know how real women behave.
Totally not a gay pedo.

Totally not a gay pedo.
His one piece of non-furry porn. Actually kind of erotic.
He wants deep into that underage, male cat ass.

Quotes

	“	I don't even know what yiffing is. I have never pretended to be an animal person. What I draw does not reflect on me as a person in any way.	„
	—He's not a furry, as the gallery above clearly shows

	“	Personally I'm all but immune to trolling so it doesn't bug me, I just wonder why the waste of time posting there.	„

	“	Well it doesn't piss me off, it just makes me wonder if they don't have something better to do.	„
	—ED totally does not offend Hayakain.

	“	1: I draw it because I want to. It's become quite a thing and I'd like to continue it, it'll be good experience. 2: I do not. Those things in real life would be terrifying. 3: I disagree with 'disgusting.' I do not pander to anybody, as you can see with my disregarding the insults to my subject matter of choice.	„
	—He continues to deny his obvious fetish.

	“	I do not despise ED, or any of you. I do think many of you have taken leave of rational thought and the space occupied by a Sailor's Guide to Insults, but there's no hatred here. It's fun to take each angry patron down a peg or two.	„

	“	Just came to chat. I didn't need to come here for attention, you guys lurk on my dA page every day regardless. Hell, you all gave me 100 new watchers and about 2k pageviews in about a week, I don't need ED for attention.	„
	—Failing to defend his case.

	“	No idea what that's about. And I'm no 'furry' of any sort. Drawing anthropomorphic characters no more makes me a 'furry' than drawing cars makes me a mechanic.	„
	—Still trying to defend his case.