Giovanna Plowman

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America's future

	“	Official twitter account of giovanna plowman. :) hii i'm the new youtube star i ONLY made that video cause it was a dare, and i wanted to get famous!	„
	—Giovanna Plowman

16 year old Giovanna Plowman is a suburban teen with a longing for spotlight, fame, and menstrual blood. Upon first posting a video of herself consuming a tampon to Facebook, the five-minute clip was then reposted to YouTube, gaining instant attention from 4chan, 9gag, and other such cancerous sources. Despite being perpetually flagged down from YouTube on the grounds of being "shocking and disgusting", Giovanna's f ame continues to rise, leaving internet experts baffled at what extents the post-postmodern youth of America are willing to go to receive their self-assured needed fame.

Video

	“	This video has been removed as a violation of YouTube's policy on shocking and disgusting content.	„

Reaction

	“	@ItsGiovannaP Your deluded and disgusting!	„
	—all pretty much like this

The Internet reacted with dismay, and with reaction videos. Oh look, here are some:

“   I'm really glad you're not trying to trick us into thinking you're faking eating a used tampon, cuz that would just be messed up   „       “   ewww..   „     Previous Video | Next Video

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  Reduce, reuse, recycle. Amirite?
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  A true puzzler
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  She is apparently doing it right

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Yes, but why?

	“	I think I deserve to be on the cast of #twilight.	„
	—She totally does.

	“	I was hungry ok?	„
	—Giovanna, on why she sucked blood from a tampon

See also

• Alyssa Rosales
• The Two Worst Stories Ever Told
• Vampire

External links

• Giovanna Plowman article on The Huffington Post
•  ItsGiovannaP

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