Eddboy

EddBoy, in all his glory.

EddBoy is a talented and Ed Ed n' Eddy obsessed TARTlet from the US. Nobody in the land of DeviantART gives a fuck about him except for his two or three friends who constantly comment on his ranting journals. He is known on the Internet for bitching about ED. That's it, lols. His hobbies include taking pictures of himself with his webcam, not shaving, making retarded faces, misspelling more words than you can count, and ranting about Encyclopedia Dramatica and its STUPID LIES. He also enjoys doing video game reviews because, and I quote, "i saw the Angry Video Game Nerd's videos on YouTube". Also, if you piss off EddBoy, rather than being a man about it and dealing with the problem himself, he'll get his legal guardian, Dexter, to totally tan your hide with his bear hands! BEAR HANDS!!

Now he's REAL pissed!

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Eddboy can't fight his own battles.

As mentioned, EddBoy has this weird obsession with Encyclopedia Dramatica, which is the only reason anyone knows who he is. He recently made a list of reasons why he hates ED. For the sake of lulz here it is:

Reason one; they are pedophiles.
Reason two; they are homophobic.
Reason three; they are racist.
Reason four; E-D likes to pick on furries. - Eddboy later goes on to say that he has a lot of friends who are furries, can you say furcon?
Reason Five; E-D calls Deviant Art a Nazi site. - Lol @ Nazi

The full journal can be found here.

No.1 DeviantART Vigilante

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Eddboy is good at making friends.

EddBoy has been dealt with by so many trolls that now, he knows how to spot one.

HOW DO I PLAY GAMMING?

Eddboy is such a fucking vigilante on DeviantART, that he will involuntarily go out of his way (mostly by sucking the DA administrator's cocks), just to get someone (most likely someone who has a different opinion than him) banned.

Really, it's not the best idea to mess with Eddboy being that he is a MAN OF SCIENCE and that no logical thinking could ever penetrate Eddboy's fucking skull.

Freedom of Speech

Apparently, EddBoy is now bitching about Freedom of Speech in the land of DeviantART.

In his latest journal (after deleting the rest), he says that the Founding Fathers would BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF HIM WITH GOLF CLUBS if he were to say a racist, sexist, or "threating" comment to a person of a different color/race/sex. It is also noted that EddBoy knows exactly what the Founding Fathers would think about Freedom of Speech, because he can communicate with the dead, and it turns out that they weren't a bunch of slave owners who decided that only white men should be allowed to vote. Also, in his latest journal, he throws a bunch of random facts (that have nothing to do with the subject) in there just to show that he is so much fucking smarter than you.

EddBoy the MuhFuggin' GameMastah

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EddBoy's smarter than you.

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EddBoy's unoriginal Video Game rating scale.

As if EddBoy could be anymoar unoriginal, he has now taken up reviewing video games. He decided to start reviewing video games after watching Angry Nintendo Nerd's videos on YouTube. Of course EddBoy, being a complete fucktard, has yet to realize that the world already has enough video game reviews in the form of TV shows, magazine articles and Internet articles.

EddBoy, being the great reviewer he is, reviews video games that nobody plays anymore, such as Shadow Man for the fucking Playstation. Since being nice to retards is a good thing, many people leave nice comments just to make EddBoy feel better about himself, which causes him to make moar shitty reviews nobody but his devoted faggots read.

	“	This is hands down, one of the worst peces of horse shit...	„
	—EddBoy's overall review of Shadow Man

	“	Sweat Jesus, Buddha, and Zeus...	„
	—by your powers combined

	“	When I played this game, I was on weed	„
	—EddBoy's drug-fueled game review

Quotes

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	“	That does not hurt me, because I am an atheist, not a jew.	„
	—EddBoy after being flooded with anti-semitic comments

	“	Encyclopedia Dramatica MUST DIE!!!!	„

	“	Acnie, it's annoying	„

	“	I wish i was a bad ass	„
	—At least he's honest, lulz

	“	The people who run E-D have atacked DeviantART with bias, unfair, unresonable, and STUPID LIES!	„

	“	Algebra is BULL SH*T!!!	„

	“	Ok. Usualy I would think rap-songs are just about guys smokeing crack, geting shot, sleeping with bitches, and geting rich all the time.	„

	“	What is crying going to do to bring back Steve Erwin???	„
	—Teh master of Engrish spaeks.

	“	Ok screw the head thing. I have an isue now.	„
	—Eddboy, never realising he had an issue in the first place.

	“	I am having trouble with Psy-Cast and geting it on DA.	„

	“	Raceism, I hate it.	„

	“	This is the worst, were a guy is going to move here. He is the same age as I am and I am starting to lose my patience with him. :pissed: His name is Joey and he has a mental illness that makes him 5 years old in the brain. Don't ask why.	„

	“	It's time to fight back	„

	“	It's official, you have pissed off everyone on DA.	„
	—Speak for yourself, kid.

	“	Oh god, I think I have a bear claw up my ass.	„

	“	Marijuana is not powerful enough, it cannot kill!	„

Marijuana

Eddboy was so desperate to convince everyone that he's not a stoner, he resorted to using Ascii to make a really big message. Eddboy may have a poorly drawn pot leaf for his avatar that looks more like a retarded cactus, but he wants to let you all know that HE DOES NOT SMOKE WEED! He gets super butthurt if anyone mistakenly thinks that having a pot leaf for an avatar means he smokes pot. Because, as we all know, marijuana is serious business.

	“	I don't smoke cannabis; however, I do HEAVILY support the use of it as a medical pain killer. I still see a few retards out there that claim that I am a 'pot head'. Dude, go stab yourself in the neck with a harpoon.	„
	—Eddboy on pot

Columbine, anyone?

[[Chris_Crocker_by_Eddboy.jpg||thumb|right|Holy fucking shit.]]]

After deleting fucking everything and starting over, Eddboy's appetite for violence has increased infinitely. Where a normal person might simply feel annoyed at something or complain about it and then later forget about it, Eddboy draws pictures of himself murdering whatever it was that pissed him off. Keep trolling him, by all means. Maybe he'll get the next high score (unlikely, however; it's bad enough that he can't draw for shit and he's stupid as hell.) Be careful not to piss EddBoy off if he has a pencil in the vicinity, because it's possible he has UTHOR POWER and can draw people to make them die, a la Death Note.