Supreme Court

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The Canadian Supreme Court allows gay marriage. This picture shows why.

According to the United States Constitution, the President is appointed by a body of nine old rich white men (sometimes women or black person when a liberal is president but still old and rich) who are kept alive long past the natural span of mortal years by the Black Arts. A vote of 5–4 is needed to pwn Al Gore.

Judges to the Supreme Court are appointed for life. This is because the President, who wears the Master Ring, will not release their withered spirits to the peace of the grave. When they get appointed, Congress will ask them many difficult questions because Congress is full of pedophiles.

Some well known Supreme Court cases include:

• Roe vs. Wade
• Hitler vs. Jews
• Alien vs. Predator
• Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem
• Trump vs. Sense of Fashion
• Freddy vs. Jason

and the less well known:

• Conservatives vs. Everybody Else, every other Thursday.

Drama

Honorable Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg tells how it is

Is there internets drama involving the Supreme Court? Of course there is: there is internets drama about everything under the fucking sun. More to the point, however, the Supreme Court itself maintains an extensive archive of flame wars and other legal pwnage.

N.B.: as of now, it appears that the term "pwned" has not been used in official Court documents. However, it is in common use among e-legal scholars: [1]; [2]; [3]; meh, find the rest yourself.