Brainlesswonder

Brainlesswonder combines his sensitive nature with his photoshop skills

brainlesswonder, otherwise known as (reply from suspended user), has been stirring the livejournal pot since 2001. He stumbled onto the lj scene as a confused and married bisexual. He claims to be both a lawyer and a welder from Glendale.

He began his livejournal career in the debate community. His flying pigs icon was the "LuftWaffe" of the feminist community, eventually leading lj_abuse to start suspending users just for sporting it. He was a casualty of the great feminazi war of 2002, and was perma-banned from lj much to the joy of tata sensitive women everywhere. This ban inspired many debate users to adopt the flying pigs in protest. His permaban was lifted in 2005, making his suspension the longest recorded in lj history. His account was suspended again after an alleged hacking.

He is a sexist, racist, conservative bigot that has been witnessed trying to pick up mentally challenged women in the cutters community. He is known to falsify Mark Twain Quotes so often that people include them in their user info.

He once broke livejournal.

He has been Dramouted on multiple occasions.

The Suspended Years

Being a big fat loser, brainlesswonder continued his assault on lj under more than a hundred various accounts that were systematically hunted and destroyed by the livejournal abuse team inspiring contests about his new identity. His army of sock puppet journals made eliminating him from a personal journal very difficult. His crowning achievement is most likely kkk_membership. He also earned internet stardom as hell_fudge with the infamous "survivors suck" post in which he suggested that rape victims "walk it off" and also "the best 40 bucks I ever spent" which detailed how he battled the inconvenience of protestors with his urine. As jerzeeegrrrrrrl, he spurred 900 comments of anguish by suggesting that it seemed silly to charge someone with murder for killing a homeless man. All three entries have since been removed by lj_abuse.

Lest We Forget Those That Have Fallen

uniquely_common	fierce_lemming	part_time_human	i_am_your_clock
fetus_buffet	white_like_mike	gh0stlight	low_expectation
violent_redneck	famous_person	snow_angel_love	absolutclam
braincramp	jerzeeegrrrrrrl	salvation2me	jerry_seinfeld

Typical Brainless Speak

• Perspective is why I date girls with small hands.
• There are many things in our society worth throwing a few bucks at, most of them dance the pole.
• You might try wiping the elitest masturabatory stink off your fingers, especially if you're gonna have Tacos.

Random Examples of Trollery

• Appearing as mrsaturdaynight, brainless admits that he thinks a terrorist walks a higher moral ground than an abortionist does
• dancingdrew gets upset when brainlesswonder argues that all men are potential rapists. He bans him from his journal when he points out that half his friends agree.
• paigegirl flies off the handle when brainlesswonder suggests that rape is humorous and therapeutic. She begins deleting her own comments.
• suggesting that bisexuals who stay in the closet are selfish.
• liberals get bent out of shape when brainlesswonder suggests that abortion is a cosmetic procedure.
• Praising the California legal system sends liberals into a fit of rage. Includes another appearance by paigegirl who "outs" r_u_mental as brainlesswonder.
• In a thread that starts, yet again, with paigegirl getting pissed, brainless makes appearances as furries_r_gay, burka_humper, jesus_slurpee, marxist_is_mean, not_brainless, and flim_flam_man.
• Flipping the "Christians are idiots" standard troll over, similar results were gained by suggesting that Christian Beliefs are no more illogical than liberal beliefs
• iworshipsatin is annoyed at being called a crippled cunt

Community Bannings

Too many to list, so here is the abridged version:

• Banned from liberal. The following protest caused community stress. When it was realized how lame the community was without him he was allowed back.
• Banned from conservatism for suggesting that Bush spends too much money.
• Banned from christianity for suggesting that he talks to God.
• Banned from wehateliberals for being smarter than puremisery.
• Banned from rant_about_cons before he even joined, he assumes it was so they can masturbate without confrontation
• Banned from LiveJournal yet again for pissing off the world.

See also

• Fucktarded
• shameless self promotion
• TMBW;DR

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