Cheyenne Cherry

What makes the internet rage more than a teenager throwing his cat around? When that cat happens to be a kitten and the teenager happens to be both a crazy cunt and a nigger. To make things worse, this time kitty had already used 8 lives. Remember, unlike Jews, cats don't belong in the oven.

The story goes that she broke into her former flatmate's house with an accomplice in order to to play an elaborate practical joke on them. This practical joke included, but was not limited to, throwing bleach on the wall, slashing furniture, and just being a general hood bitch around the place. Of course, it progressed to toasting Tiger Lilly into what she intended to be a light, crispy dinner.

	“	I hate cats.	„
	—The bitch bringing the wrath of /b/ upon herself.

	“	It's dead, bitch!	„
	—Taunting the internets

The Search for Dox

Researchers triangulate her possible lolcation

File:CheyenneCraigslist.png

Cheyenne is looking for work.

NYC pass this out around her neighborhood for the lulz.

Ignoring accusations by many denizens of /b/ of moralfaggotry, the coldhearted citizens of /b/ come across this crazy cunt on June 5th 2009. Unlike previous examples of online animal abuse there was much confusion around trying to find her dox. All they had to go on was that she was black and lives in the Bronx. No wonder they were completely lost.

The original address given by ohlawd.com was discredited almost immediately due to being in Brooklyn, not the Bronx. Though this didn't stop many nubs spamming this as the address in threads, a few more cunning /b/rothers went to work on a set of photographs taken from the top of a high-rise, in a set from her MySpace.

The picture showed a train line beside some sort of public school looking building with some courts outside it. By combing the Bronx in Google Maps, one legendary anon found the building, on the corner of Westchester and Tinton.

After some debate, it was decided the most likely building of the two candidates was the one beside the "720" number along Westchester Ave. However, as this was the building she was likely living in when the incident occurred, pizzas and mail packaging deliveries had to wait.

Court Date Documents & Assorted Bullshit

Listing of charges involved in this one case.

When contacted via AIM her ex-husband/boyfriend left this "Away" message:

	“	I like 2 know if there's a chemical imbalance in ur make up sum times I wonder if u plan half of this shit b4 I wake up calling my ex-girl or e-mailing my mama ur tha only 1 causing me this drama n then expect favors wen u come in town n I noe if I c u gararente its going down cuz 2 stay with this girl u couldent pay me I RESPECT a women but this bitch is crazy this bitch is ccrrraazzyy this bitch is cccrazzzzyyy.	„
	—Donp0008

It seems like they are willing to slide further down the evolutionary scale and claim she is mentally disturbed.

UPDATE - Under the agreement, Cherry pleaded guilty to two charges in a six-count indictment. She waived her right to appeal and agreed not to keep a pet for the next three years. Cherry, jailed on a probation violation, appeared for formal sentencing July 31, where the sentencing was further postponed to september 2nd. This is probably because new york law states "jew a cat, get jewwed", and the judge needs more time to figure out where to procure some zyklon /b/.

Oops!

Because of the mass confusion surrounding her contact details, a few unintended victims were added to the trolling list:

	“	In a cruel twist to the case, a Brooklyn retiree who shares a last name with Cherry is getting threats after someone mistakenly listed her number on a Web posting about the cat slaying. "They're all saying, 'You'll burn in hell,' 'Who the hell do you think you are?'" Bernadette Cherry, 72, said of the 75 calls from cat lovers.	„
	—NY Daily News

Family

Through searching the depths of the internet, we can come up with a family tree of sorts for this cat murderer.

Nigger
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Video

TL;DW - Kill the Bitch

And half a million comments describing what they would like to do to her.

	“	I will pull her ovaries through her nose.	„
	—OMGH4X3RN00B

	“	She has been cursed as a nigger, half the damage is done to her.	„
	—Jamesg104

	“	Well, as much as I hate cats, i hate niggers even more. Must kill her.	„
	—asstreme2

	“	FUCK that bitch, fuck her! i'll fucking kill her!! you fucking hear that you little fucking monkey, ill fucking kill you and burn YOUR PUSSY see how you fucking like that bitch!!	„
	—deviliciousangel235

	“	RAPE THAT NIGGER WITH A POGO STICK.	„
	—AnonymousWillDestroy

	“	I hope a kitten crawls up her vagina, claws through her soft tissue and latches onto her spine with it's little feline teeth. dragging it out of the hole of death which it previously entered. Bonus points if the skull is still attatched.	„
	—fluorescentpanda

	“	The reason that so many niggers abuse animals is that animals are the only thing beneath them in the evolutionary scale.	„
	—megarouge2001

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	“	OH NO SHE DID'NT.	„
	—/b/'s reaction to first class faggotry.

Conclusion

Judge Byrne gave Cherry only two years in jail under a plea bargain, which of course left moralfags frothing with hate and with vows to kill Cheyenne. Although the sentence was pretty light for burning a cat in an oven like one would do to a Jew, it should be taken into consideration that everyone was spreading her address and phone number all over the internet for everyone to see. Although her family changed numbers, they were'nt able to move out of their ghetto home on 680 Tinton Ave. because they're niggers, so be prepared to hear of revenge from radical moralfags. Update: Cheyenne was paroled on 6/7/2011 and eventually took up residence in the housing projects at 871 Westchester Ave in the Bronx. She may be using the name Cheyenne Clerny in effort to escape her internet past and get a job, though any rumor that involves a nigger getting a job is surely unfounded. (Unless maybe she's running for pres amirite?)

When Trolls Collide

Just before she was locked away Cheyenne Cherry mocked animal rights groups by taking full credit for burning the cat, causing PETAfags and vegans everywhere to collectively shit themselves in horror. They say two fails do not make a win - but we will let you decide.

Images

BURN THESE IMAGES INTO YOUR HEAD About missing Pics

Roasted a cat in an oven and laughed about it.
Buzzkill kitteh.
How would you like your cat done?
Bird's eye view of Tinton Ave.

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Debate raged over which building was hers.
But was eventually settled.
Luckily, a few cunning haxxors managed to dig up information about her appearance in court.
Moar details.
Fix'd. Different people. Someone is in denial though, the dumb bitch admitted to the police she murdered the kitten.
Tiger Lily sends her a message from beyound the grave.
But if it was KFC . . .
Trolling her neighbor for info failed.

External Links

~~insurgen.info wiki page for raid and dox, keep updated.~~ long gone
Also keep updated.
~~The story that started it all.~~ dead.
In the news.
~~Her Myspace Vids Channel~~ Empty.
~~A blog dedicated her her and her alone.~~ Gone.
~~Her MySpace~~ delorted
The facebook group in Tiger Lily's honor
Look up the case information here.
~~An incident where she held a BB gun to a woman's head and stole her Yorkie also as a 'practical joke' - and stealing iPods, smacking girls with jewelry...~~ Deleted, find more evidence.
It's dead bitch!
She's going to jail!

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Featured article June 8, 2009
Preceded by Lulz Map	Cheyenne Cherry	Succeeded by Jeni Ann