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MUMPS
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MUMPS is part of a series on Programming. [Enter the Matrix] |
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The Massachusetts General Hospital Utility Multi-Programming System, abbreviated as MUMPS or just M, is a programming language that is absolutely unique in its shittiness. Unfortunately, although it's constructed as one of those shit esoteric languages like Brainfuck or Befunge, people actually use it.
Code samples
Here's some code to print out a nice table of prime numbers:
f p=2,3:2 s q=1 x "f f=3:2 q:f*f>p!'q s q=p#f" w:q p,?$x\8+1*8
This code takes advantage of the fact that you can abbreviate keywords like if in one letter, like i.
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