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Devil May Cry

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Devil May Cry is a video game series by Crapcum in which you play as a gay demon/ human half breed named Dante boy|prepubescent]], dressed up as a goth. Considered a masterpiece, this series has spawned four sequels and one piece of shit reboot. It was the predecessor to Bayonetta, until Capcom took a huge shit on Hideki Kamiya and gave the series to Ninja Theory where they made the game into a bigger piece of shit.

Characters

  • Dante - Our SSStylish hero is a half-breed born from a human woman and a demon father named Sparda, not to be confused with Sparta, which is a ten times better meme. Had a magical girl transformation into Edward Cullen in the Reboot. He has a love of pizza, bitches and his own twin brother's sweet ass.
  • Lady aka Mary - A young bitch with a huge ass rocket launcher titled Kalina Ann. She obviously has daddy issues as her father, Arkham obviously wants to fuck her.
  • Trish - [[Otherkin|Trish is a clone of Dante's mom, and Dante wants to fuck her brains out halfway through the first game since he has an Oedipus Complex.
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