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Post Malone

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Post Malone (Powerword: Austin Richard Post) is just the latest musician who manages to take black people's music and dumb it down slightly for white people, only to get more popular, fame, and money than the original black musicians. Just like Elvis and Eminem!

To make matters worse, Post Malone started to get big after leeching air time from his friend's Minecraft videos, playing weeaboo music to help pass the time. I'm sure Post Malone totally returns the favor to his Minecraft friends to helping him out, right?

Post Malone would really start to see popularity during his time collabing with H3H3 and dropping his album Beerbongs & Bentleys. On a podcast with Ethan he would make a jab at Jake Paul.

Post Malone gets doxed by Jake Paul

After Post's comments about Jake, Jake Paul decided to visit Post Malone at his house to give him some free Jake Paul swag, only to carelessly reveal the location of Post Malone's home. Hilarity ensues.

H3H3 covers how Jake Paul doxed Post Malone
Post Malone shits on Jake Paul
Jake Paul gets shit on for doxing Post Malone

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